NADA - Geto Suguru X OC X Gojo Satoru

Birthday

"Let's go home, baby" Geto held his hand out for her but as soon as she took it, his eyes widened.

'Satoru's residuals'

He'd recognise it anywhere. He wondered why he showed up at the hospital. He knew Satoru visited her bar often, she'd jokingly told him how he shows up asking her to cancel his techniques so he can get drunk. Geto let it be because he'd now found Satoru's biggest weakness.

She could nullify all his techniques, she'd be the biggest weapon against Satoru. And she was a Zenin.

She was attacked in the hotel lobby because she was a Zenin. Zenin Naoya* had found out about her and instigated Osuke, giving him all the information he needed about her whereabouts. He wanted her gone. She was a little younger than Naoya and one of the older children in the family, making her a potential threat to his dream as the head of the Zenin clan. Geto never had an interest in the Zenin family other than wanting a Zenin child. His Zenin child. But when Osuke finally gave in during Geto's ruthless interrogation "visit", he wanted Naoya's head on a platter.

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*A few hours earlier*

"So..." Geto took a minute to piece all of it together, "...you're telling me that this Naoya didn't have the balls to show up and sent you instead".

"Y-Y-YeS!", he screamed the last syllable as Geto peeled the skin off of his pinky finger before throwing it away in disgust, "How do you have the heart to do this to her?" He wiped his hands with a disinfectant wipe, "she's the sweetest little thing. Ah, you upset her so much." He paused for a second and looked at him before pulling out a gory-looking curse from his domain.

"She's amazing with children. Oh, my child would've grown up with the best mother anyone could've ever asked for." Geto was finally coming to terms with it, "you took it away from her..." his eyes went blank as his curse closed in on Osuke who was screaming for his life "and you took it away from me."

Osuke's fingers were missing, he was bleeding out. Geto had chopped his ankles so he wouldn't run. The skin on his body was peeled out in many places, but Geto kept his face intact. Without a bruise, without a scratch. Just for Yuriko.

"You're the worst fucking monkey I've come across", he sneered "using the kids to keep her from talking." He sat back as he watched his curse pull one of his bal*s out, almost fully cast rating him.

Geto was so glad to be there. No, he was ecstatic, "but you and that boneheaded Naoya did little to no research, have you? How could you miss the simple fact that she has me? And I'm always with her, it's not a secret either." He clicked his tongue in annoyance, "they say I'm the worst curse user to ever exist... and a special grade at that, but twats like you do shit like this to embarrass me!" The snare in his voice made Osuke wince, "I-I'm s-sorry."

"But what good will an apology do? Will she get better? No! It breaks me" He said as he slowly sliced his tongue out, "your apologies... are just as worthless as you are." He threw his tongue back at him before quickly reaching for his sanitizer, "I'll let her deal with..." he eyed Osuke as he wiped the blood off of his face "...whatever is left of you."

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All the kids had gathered at Geto's place to welcome her back. It was her birthday the next day. They were happy to finally have her back. Yuriko watched them blow into their snotty tissues as they cried, "I missed you guys so much." She tried to get them to stop crying. They were much older now and she laughed as she remembered how cute they were as kids, "you guys are growing up so fast, my heart can't take it."

Geto asked the kids to help him run an errand as he excused himself with Yuriko, "where are we going?" She looked at his hand holding hers and back at him, descending the stairs with him... all the way to the cellar.

"I know your birthday is tomorrow, and I've prepared an early gift for you, there's more tomorrow, but I hope you like this one." He could barely contain his excitement.

"HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY, MY LOVE!" He opened the door for her and her jaw dropped as she saw Osuke bleeding out, "I brought this just for you! I hope you like it." He closely watched her face, reading her expressions, waiting for her to be excited.

Her eyes went as wide as saucers, her hands went up to her lips unable to contain the shock her body went through. Her body stopped listening to her as she involuntarily took a few steps back, and into Geto's chest, "baby, what's wrong?"

"W-Why would you-"

"Look at him, baby.", he slowly led her inside, not letting go of her. Her hands trembled in his hold but he was proud of how brave she was, "you can use anything you want in this room. Cut him up, baby. He's at your disposal. He took so much from you. From us" he feigned "Take it back from him, I'm right here."

He watched her tremors go down as he handed her a knife. He saw a little spark in her eyes and instantly knew she could do it on her own, he slowly let her go, sitting back against the door, "Manami, can I have some tea, please?" Geto was happy with himself. It was one of the best decisions he'd made.

"You've had your share of fun, Osuke san," her eyes had gone cold, "it's my turn now."

Geto sipped on his tea in peace. He could finally breathe. The smell of fresh blood soon trickled his nostrils, "ah! I see what you did there!" He praised. She'd consciously missed his jugular so he wouldn't bleed out "baby, you're so smart."

Geto finally got up and walked towards her before holding her hand to stop her, she wasn't going to stop, "baby, he's long gone." He saw the mess his cellar was in "there's nothing left to carve. You're going to ruin your clothes." He pouted.

Yuriko had the best sleep of her life. Geto watched her doze off with an uncontrollable smile on her face as he kissed her goodnight.

"Happy birthday, my love."

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*for those who haven't read the manga, Naoya Zenin is Yuriko's uncle (but he's very young for an uncle), making him Maki's and Mai's cousin; and Megumi's uncle, since Toji and Naoya are cousins, but Naoya was born much later so he's sort of the same age as Geto and Gojo, maybe a year or two younger. It's a fucked up family tree and I hope I've figured it out properly... but you can also try. 😭😅

Wait, this means Maki is Yuriko's aunt even though she's younger. Bye. 🤡💀