SMG4 X MLP (Season 1)

What a bully

Back at the castle Mario had gone to go get a second opinion. If anyone would believe him, it would be his best friend. However, so far it didn't seem that way. "So Mario are you sure that this friend of Three is really so mean?" Mario looked offended. "Yes! He keeps stealing Three from Mario and said to get out of his territory! Mario has never met a villain this mean...well actually Mario's met tons of nasty villains." Four looked puzzled. "But Mario promises they're not as mean and grumpy as Egghead!"

Four sighs and says "You know what I think Mario?" Mario sits there with a blank stare, awaiting his response. "Well I think... you're jealous." Mario gasped. "JEALOUS!" Bob snickered behind them. "LOL YOU'RE RED WITH ENVY!" Four just shook his head. "Bob the expression is green with envy." He turned back to his conversation with Mario. "Well yes jealous. Listen Mario I don't want to upset you, but just because Three has another friend doesn't make Eggman mean." Mario was speechless. "Perhaps it's you Mario who needs to improve your attitude."

Mario was confused, angry, irritated. So many emotions swarmed him as math equations were floating around his head as he tried to think of a good comeback. "Mario improve his attitude! But Mario- But its Egghead that- Are you serious- UGH!" Mario storms off in a fit of rage and just before he slams the door he yells "SMG4 WILL REGRET NOT STICKING UP FOR HIS BEST FRIEND AND HIS BOYFRIEND!!!" He slams the door to leave the two in awkward silence. "HE'S RIGHT ABOUT THAT." Bob teases. "BOB!" Four retorts while blushing a little.

Mario is walking off with annoyance. How could his best friend not believe him? How could Three want to Hang out with such a meanie? If he just hung out with Mario like yesterday then this all could have been avoided. Mario paused and thought about what Four said. "Maybe SMG4  is right about Mario. Maybe Egghead isn't just a big meanie-pants. Maybe Mario is just a big jealousy-pants." He sighs sadly.

A little bit later Mario is sitting with Luigi in town. "I'm proud of you for letting your friends have their privacy bro!" Luigi says happily. Mario just sits there with a bothered expression until he hears a voice ring out. "That was awesome!" Mario quickly dives under the table as he knew exactly who the voice belonged too. "Huh? What's wrong Mario?" They both notice Three and Eggman walking into town. "Iv'e got to go take care of a few things back at the internet graveyard so just hang here and I'll come find you." Eggman nods and says "That's cool I guess. I'm going to go do some evil!" Three makes his usual farewell pose. "Later!" 

After he leaves Eggman smiles evily and starts exploring the town. Mario peaked his head up over the table as he watches Eggman head over toward Chris and Swag. He pulls out a missile launcher and fires it at the two men. It misses them by just a few inches, but it startled Swag. "CHRIS! THE MISSILES ARE BACK! WW3 HAS STARTED! RUN!" he runs off as Chris facepalms himself. "No you idiot." Eggman laughs and says "Your military sucks!" Mario watches the whole scene unfold in front of him. "Poor Swag. He didn't know it was Egghead. How mean!" Luigi tried to reassure Mario. "Remember Mario. Don't misjudge him. Maybe it was a misunderstanding."

The boys then notice Eggman walk past shroomy, who was trying to sell some cookies, and stole a box of cookies for himself. Mario gasps. "Mario did misjudge him. He's not only a meanie-pants, he's also a thief." Luigi, once again, tries to calm Mario down. "He might return it Mario. Besides we've all stolen something once before."

Another person caught the brother's attention. Tari was leading her ducks down the street until she bumped right into Eggman. "Hey!" Tari turns around and says polity "Oh. Please excuse me." He certainly did not return the favor as instead he yelled "I'm walking here!" Tari slowly backs up  while apologizing quietly. "Oh I'm sorry I was just trying to-" Eggman started to mimic her. "I'm sorry. I'm sorry." He then pointed with a stern look. "Why don't you just watch where you're going you imbecile!" Tari was scared to death as all her ducks flew away. "B-b-but I-" Eggman had enough. He got right into her face and yelled "GET OUT OF MY WAY!" Tari gasped and ran away crying. Eggman sat there, crossing his arms. "Ugh please. All these cretins are driving me crazy. I'm out of here!"

Mario stood up. "Luigi he's a grump, and a thief, and a bully. The meanest kind of meanie-pants there is. Mario can take it but no one treats Mario's friends like that!"

"Mario you-" He put a finger over Luigi's mouth and sternly said "No...one.." Luigi got the hint and stopped talking. "This calls for extreme measures by Mario's rules." He rubs his hands together and chuckled. What could that fat Italian have up his sleeve?