Author's note: If you remember from the show, this chapter will include the scene where pinkie pie went crazy, but I decided to push the horror up a notch. If you don't think you can't handle this, please click off now.
Mario was pacing back and forth in his room while his pet spaghetti sat in the middle, forced to watch the chaos. "Stinky traitors! That's all they are! Lying and keeping secrets from Mario!"
They didn't think that Mario would find out...
"Well Mario is going to find out." He pulled out a stack of money and grinned deviously. "And Mario knows exactly who's going to tell him all about it..."
Bob eyes were in the shape of a money symbol as he eyed the cash on the table in front of him. "It's all yours Bob." Mario said. "COME TO PAPA!" He inched closer to it when all of sudden, Mario strapped him to the chair he was sitting in and shined a light in his face. "MY EYES! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU!" Mario looked at him with a blank stare and said "All you have to do Bob is talk."
He squinted his eyes for a second. "BRUH THAT'S EASY! I TALK EVERYDAY! HELLO MORON! CAN I HAVE MY MONEY NOW?" He tried to grab it with his swords, but Mario pulled it away. "No. Talk about Mario's friends." Only one ertain friend was running through Bob's head at that moment. Guess who?
"BRO BOOPKINS IS SO GAY! HE SPENDS ALL HIS TIME DRAWING SUCKY FAN FICTION AND TALKING TO THOSE CREEPY PILLOWS OF HIS!" Mario was getting really irritated. "NO! Mario wants you to confess!"
"WHAT!"
"Confess!" Mario yelled, slamming his fist on the table. Bob thought to himself as there was so much to confess. "WELL I'VE COMMITTED THEFT, GAMBLING, MURDER, TAX EVASION,..." Mario looked like he was going to explode. He threw the table in rage and pointed at Bob repedately, going "NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! STUPID TOWEL!"
"WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT ME TO SAY IDIOT!" Mario was done with being subtle. "Admit that Marios friends are lying and avoiding him because they don't like his parties and DON'T WANT TO BE HIS FRIENDS ANYMORE!" Bob was at a loss for words, but Mario was not holding back.
In a stroke of panic, he yelled "YOUR FRIENDS ARE LYING AND AVOIDING YOU BECAUSE THEY THINK YOUR PARTIES ARE TRASH AND HATE YOU NOW!" Strangely, Mario stopped looking so angry and started dancing around celebrating. "Ha hah! Mario knew it! Yippee!" He then stopped and as he collapsed to his knees, Mario croaked out past tears "Mario's friends don't like his parties and they don't want to be his friends anymore...?"
Bob went over and turned out the light so his eyes would stop burning and asked "SOOOOO CAN I GO NOW?" Mario sighed and slid the money over to him. "HELL YEAH! HELLO BABY!" He began stroking the money weirdly, but Mario didn't care. He was not in the mood to be himself.
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A little while later a new party was formed, but the guests were just inmate objects that were lying around the house. It kinda made sense on how Mario's party was also for an inanimate object. "Thank you all for coming! Mario's spaghetti is so happy!" Using a deep voice to imitate, Mario picked up and moved a rusty bucket. "cOuLd mR bUcKeT hAvE sOmE mOrE wAtEr?"
The fat italian smiled and happily gave him a cup of...*ahem* sparkling water. He then froze and his mind ???? Mario went over to a rock with a scribbly face drawn on it. "tHiS pArTy iS sO gReAt!" Mario nodded and said "Thanks..."
He checked in on a soggy mop from the closet. "mOp iS hAvInG sUpEr fUn tImE!" Mario whispered "Yippee..." His mind went blank ????? again. Mario made a banana with a sombrero ask "cAn bAnAnA hAvE mOrE cAkE!" Mario quickly cut a piece and slid it over.
"iM gLaD tHoSE tRaItOrS dIdNT sHoW uP!" Mario turned back to the rock and nervously scratched his head. "Mario's friends aren't that bad."
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"nOt sO bAd! tHeY rUiNeD yOu're pArTy!"
"Ruined might be a little strong..."
"aFtEr tHe wAy tHeY tReAtEd yOu!? i sAy iTs nOt sTroNg eNouGh!"
He sighed and "It was pretty mean."
"pRetTy mEaN! iT wAs HorRenDoUS!!!"
M̷͙̍â̴̰r̵̲͑͑ǐ̵̩ŏ̵̘ slammed both hands on the table in rage. "It was!"
"yOu ShOuLd nEvEr tAlK tO tHeM aGaIn!"
"Mario isn't going to speak to them! And he isn't going to hang around them ever again! Mario doesn't deserve friends like them!"
His mind kept crying out, calling out, begging out, but there was no denying the consequences of their actions.
"Not after what they did..."
All of them were cheering and supporting their new friend that would not abandon him while in the real world, a crazy Mario was just moving them around and making the voices all their own. A sharp knock at the door snapped him out of his own little world. Three invited himself in and waved like he didn't already know what had happened.
"Hey Mario! Sorry I was in such a rush earlier. Just had someplace to go and didn't have time to talk." Mario just scowled and muttered "Mario knows how it goes alright..." Okay this awkwardness wasn't helping. Let's just get on to the main subject. "So..how about you come with me to Meggy's house." He was about to walk out the door, but Mario didn't follow him and went back to the table.
"Mario's not going. Mario is spending time with his real friends. Right banana?" He moved the slippery peel like it was talking and mimicked it to say "cOrReCt!" Three was at a loss for words. "Uh...Mario..." He watched Mario play with the random junk in a unsettling fashion.
"Okay...let's get out of this freak show and go..." Mario pushed the chair with the bucket in front of him. "hE iSnT gOiNg AnYwHeRe!" Mario nodded and dove under the table. "Mr bucket is right! Mario is having fun here!"
Three crooked an eyebrow and tried to look under the table. "You really should come-" He then slid the scribbly faced rock in his path. "yOu hEaRd hIm! sCrEw oFf lOsEr!" Three's temper shifted as he pointed in the rock's face and retorted back "Oi! Who are you calling a loser! You're the loser!" The rock fell off the chair and onto the ground. Three groaned and facepalmed himself. "That's it! Party's over!" He went over to the other side of the table, where Mario came crawling out from, and said "Let's go Mario!"
"No!"
"Mario lets go!"
"Mario said no!"
Three pushed him towards the exit. Good god that idiot weighed a ton. "You...have...too....come...with me..." Mario dug his feet into the ground and punched Three into the table. "NO....MARIO....ISN'T!" Recovering from the impact and wiping cake off his face, he was done playing around. "You're asking for it now fatty!"
~1 hour later~
Three was panting as he had just dragged Mario all the way from his house to Meggy's. Making it to the doorstep, he collapsed in exhaustion and picked himself up to open the door. "We're...here..."
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SMG4 X MLP (Season 1)
MaceraThis story is a crossover between SMG4 and My Little Pony where the cast go on adventures in the MLP universe. Not everything will be similar as I will try to make the characters more similar to the SMG4 cast's personalities and I also might make so...
