SMG4 X MLP (Season 1)

Huge Disaster

Meggy twiddled her thumbs back and forth, waiting for customers, when Melony and Prince Big Whoop approached her. She instantly lit up. "Two slices of pie please." Meggy nodded and cut (very carefully) two slices of the burnt, mushy pie. "That will be four bucks." Melony tried twirling her hair and batting at Prince Big Whoop, but he just cleared his throat. Melony tried the same schtick by clearing her throat more loudly.

The two went on for a while before Melony sighed and said "I guess I'm paying." Meggy felt bad for her friend so she stopped her and said "It's okay Melony. I'll cover for you." She smiled and said "Thanks Meggy." Prince Big Whoop took a bit of the pie, but then immediately spat it out. "UGH! WHAT IS THAT HORRENDOUS GARBAGE! MY ROYAL LIPS HAVE JUST TOUCHED PESANT FOOD!" He snuffed and walked away in a hoity toity manner. "I'm going to the buffet for some real food!"

Melony made a sorry gesture and raced after the prince. Meggy finally figured out what her problem was. "Well no wonder nobody wants my cooking! They're eating an all you can eat buffet! I'll show them!" She pushed the cart away in frustration and went off to make something that would surely entice the guests.

Tari was starting to lose her mind. She had resorted to using a net trap and chuckled to herself. "Once one of you little ducks or ducklings touch this net, you'll be mine! MINE!" In her creepy monologue, she accidentally tripped and got stuck in her own trap. She had just about enough of this. All she wanted was to make friends with some ducks. Her obsession was really starting to get the better of her now.

Mario was dancing along to the music and shouting "Come on! Do the Mario!" The guests were getting highly on the verge off throwing him out, but that was ruined when Mario saw that barely any people were over at the buffet table. He was just about to rush off stage and charge into the table when Meggy came in with a 12-layered cake. "Alright! Let's see how all these high classes fare against this!" She was pushing through the crowd and didn't see Mario jump off the stage, yelling "SPAGHETTI!" People ducked out of the way when they saw him and Meggy stopped in her tracks, instantly stiffening.

He fell onto the cart that was holding the cake as they watched it fly into the air. Melony and Prince Big Whoop were entering the hall to go to the buffet when they screamed in terror of a giant cake flying their way. Prince Big Whoop grabbed Melony and used her to shield him from the cake as it splattered all over her. Her eyebrows furrowed and her fists clenched. Peach and Toadsworth noticed all the commotion from another side of the room. "What is going on here!?"

"Peach!" the prince exclaimed before being promptly stopped by Melony. "You are the most rude person I have ever met!" He surprisingly shot back "You...ALL OF YOU ARE CRAZY!" He marched over to Peach and said "ARE YOU DOING THIS TO STAND BETWEEN ME AND HER!? WELL TOO BAD! I'M GOING TO MARRY HER AND THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT!" Toadsworth piped up "Hey! You can't do that to the princess and you certainly won't get my blessing!"

Mario got up and exclaimed "Oooo Mario knows the perfect best man for your wedding!" He took out his phone and called up an old friend. "Hello?" Bowser answered. "Hello Bowser! Peach is going to marry Prince Big Whoop!"

"WHAT!? NOT MY PEACH! WHO DID THIS!? I WILL EAT YOU SOULS!"

The crowd watched as Toadsworth and Prince Big Whoop were hustling for the princess."KIDS LIKE YOU THAT MAKE THIS WORLD A TERRIBLE PLACE!" A rumbling was heard as Bowser burst through the wall and rammed into Prince Big Whoop into a statue. Everyone's faces turned to shock as the statue began to fall. Three noticed and told himself "Finally! This is my chance!" He zoomed past everyone and caught the statue in the nick of time. "YES! TAKE THAT SCRUBS!"

The weight of the statue started to succumb to him as he tried to keep it from tipping, but knocked over some nearby pillars that toppled like dominos. When the dust settled, Three opened his eyes to see everyone staring at him. "Well at least the statue didn't-" It crumbled apart before Three could finish his sentence.

Four, One, and Two walked in to see quite the mess and his friends, torn up and bruised. Four stuck out his hands and said "It can't get any worse at least." Suddenly, the back door opened with a bunch of scared to death ducks. Behind them was a very angry Tari, who yelled out "LOVE ME!" Guests were freaking out and running around as the meme guardians watched the chaos ensue.

One leaned over to Four and whispered "I'd advise you to leave now." He quickly called his friends over, which stopped what they were doing and ran towards the door, except for Mario. Meggy dragged him away as he called out "NO! MARIO DIDN'T GET HIS SPAGHETTI YET!"

"I'll get you some more at home Mario!" The red Italian cheered up and ran off with the rest of her friends until he saw a shoe on the steps. "Ooooo Melony your shoe! Now Prince Big Whoop will definitely find you!" Melony freaked out and grabbed the shoe, pulling Mario with her. "Come on!"

~Meanwhile at Casino Paisano~

"ANOTHER ROUND MARTY!" Bob slammed some more money at the table while Boopkins looked at him. "Don't you think that's enough gambling Bob?" He leaned in close and said "NEVER."

He turned back towards Marty and yelled "LUCKY NUMBER 9! I'M ALL IN FOR THE MONEY!" The cardboard cutout fell over. "...DID I WIN?" The sound of a door opening diverted their attention. "Guys! How was the gala? How was your best night ever?" They sat down at the table with the three of them and explained all that had happened. "Oh gee...that sounds like the worst night ever!"

"IT WAS!" They all burst out laughing at what a ridiculous evening this had turned out for them. "YOU THINK THAT'S BAD! I GOT KICKED OUT BECAUSE OF BOOPKINS!" Four stared down before answering "I hope Smg1 and Smg2 aren't mad at us for ruining the gala."

"Mad? That was the most exciting gala we have ever seen!"

They all turned to see the meme guardians in the doorway. "Really? But it was just awful." The two chuckled and Two told them "We didn't really have any interest in parties, but once we heard that all of you were invited, we were thrilled."

One stepped in to say "Even though things might not have gone the way you hoped, I'm sure you all saw that by the end it didn't turn out that bad for all of us." Four agreed. "Friends can find a way to make the worst of times into something great."

"Hanging out!"

"Talking!"

"Eating Spaggetii!"

"THAT'S WHAT I SAID!"

Boopkins was confused because he could have sworn it was him that wanted to hang out. Bob just wanted money and ladies this evening. That still seemed to be his top priority as he threw the ball and watched it spin. "Mario thinks that this has made it THE BEST NIGHT EVER!"

He looked at where the ball went and said "Oooo nice job Marty!" Bob looked down and cried "NO! I WON'T LET YOU TAKE ME MONEY!" He grabbed the last of his money and sprinted off into the night. "Well now that he's gone, let me show you how a true gambler does it!" Three bet a coin and yelled to Marty "SPIN THE WHEEL! ALL BETS ARE ON LUCKY NUMBER 7!" And so the friends talked and played games all night long.