Spaghetti and Memes

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Boopkins went back to the castle with Mario and headed towards the kitchen. "Cooking is a perfect talent for the party." Mario grabbed a bunch of materials and set them on the table. "Just follow Mario's super secret pasta recipe."

"Put the whole box of spaghetti in the pot." Boopkins grabbed one and asked "Even the box?" Mario nodded and grabbed another smaller pot. "Now toss the jar of spaghetti sauce in like this." He demonstrated by throwing the jar in hardly, smashing it with bits of broken glass in the mix. Boopkins tried to copy it, but his was more of a lighter toss. He got out a Minecraft pig and said "I guess imma go killing!" Boopkins watched in morbid horror as Mario slashed and... the pig transformed into round meatballs. He gave some to Boopkins and said "Now we put these in the oven for 4 seconds."

"Shouldn't it be-" Boopkins asked, pulling out a recipe book. "NO!" Mario yelled as he slapped the book out of Boopkins's hands. "That's too slow." He popped the pans into the oven and dumped the pot of sauce and shards into the boiling pot of spaghetti. He then grabbed the meatballs and put them in the pot as well and dumping the whole thing onto a plate. "Behold Mario's masterpiece!" He grabbed a fork and began eating it. "Now this is Mario's talent, eating spaghetti!" Boopkins blinked a few times. "Is that a talent?"

"Of course! Mario's pro at it!" Boopkins tried some as well, but it didn't taste right. "Guess I'm not good at cooking either." Mario tried to cheer him up by saying "At least you're good at eating spaghetti!"

"What happened here!?" Mario and Boopkins turned to see Four walking into the room. He was stunned by the mess the two had made. Mario quickly grabbed his plate of spaghetti and shoved it into Four's face. "We were making spaghetti! Want to try?" Four didn't like spaghetti, but this plate certainly did not help with that. He pushed it back politely and said "Uh no thanks."

Boopkins ran up to him and yelled "SMG4! YOU HAVE TO HELP ME!" He raised an eyebrow and asked "What's wrong?" Boopkins once again rambled on that everyone seemed to have a talent except him for the party. "I'm not following. How can I help?" Boopkins pointed to his gloves and said "You can use your meme powers to give me a special ability!" Four shook his head. "Sorry Boopkins, but that's not how it works." Boopkins was still pleading with an adorable voice "Please! Just try!"

He sighed and said "Fine." Boopkins started squealing as Four concentrated real hard. Boopkins started glowing and...nothing happened. "What happened?" Four looked at him with a disappointed look. "Sorry, but I told you that my powers just can't-"

"Try again! Try again!" Four groaned and rolled his eyes. Why did he get tangled into this mess? He was just trying to finish setting up for the party. He tried again and again, but every time it was always the same result. Boopkins sulked in sadness while Four felt tired from using all his strength. "It's hopeless. I just won't go the party. Everyone will laugh and make fun of me." He walked out the door as Four said "It won't be that bad."

"I just want to go home." His eyes then widened when he saw everyone in the main hall. He was at the party, completely unprepared.

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