Fame (Except Not) [GxG Fanfic]

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I look at Anna, surprised. "What is?"

"That you'll go down on me because I'm famous, but you don't expect me to do you."

"It's not that..." I stop. "Yeah, I don't know. Maybe it is fucked up."

Anna grins. "I'd have thought," she says. "Just a bit. And I'm not that famous, anyway. Not that famous. Just if that makes any difference."

"You kind of are."

"Um, not that famous. Not like you mean."

I sigh. "I know. I mean, you are, but I know. I was really just being silly."

"Um, yep, I got that."

"It was a joke that didn't work right," I say. "I'm sorry."

Anna nods. "What part was the joke?"

"About how the famous was why I was going down on you. I'm sorry."

"Oh," Anna says. She thinks some more. "Um, sorry for what...?"

"For making a bad joke," I say. That part seems obvious, but maybe it isn't. "A joke that didn't work..."

"Oh yeah, I see."

"I'm sorry, that's all."

Anna nods slowly. "I'm confused."

And now I am, too. I look at her. "Oh. Um, why...?"

"Are you okay? Like, are you actually okay with this, and us, and what's going on here? Because you seem to be in a really weird mood?"

I nod. "I'm fine."

"And all of this? All of the weird? What's really going on?"

I shrug. "Nothing. Just me being me."

"Okay," Anna says. "Well. Tell me about that, then."