The Original Ducksekeeter

Chapter 1: Minnie's Masqerade Ball

"I would rather slit my wrists than go to this ball!"
Daisy said this at least 50 times that day. She was of course referring to Minnie's "hotly anticipated" Masquerade Ball, which she was holding that day. Minnie would always hold the Masquerade Ball every year twice. There was the Spring Masquerade Ball, always on Mother's Day "in honor" of her dead mom who died giving birth to her. And then there was the Winter Masquerade Ball, always held on December 1, even though that day is in the Fall and Minnie doesn't bother to check when Winter actually begins. According to Minnie this was "her Olympics" which was the dumbest fucking thing in the world. Nobody in ToonTown really liked going to the Ball, even though Minnie thought people liked going. However nobody hated going as much as Donald and Daisy.
Donald and Daisy always tried to make it seem like they enjoyed the ball, when really they wished that they were dying of cancer and were too sick to go. Donald actually prayed that that would happen the night before. It wasn't just the ball that annoyed them though. Donald and Daisy hated Mickey and Minnie with all of their souls. They were incredibly annoyed by the fact that while Mickey and Minnie got on a bunch of merchandise and had a lot of fans, they were left in the dust. Especially Daisy. You will notice that if you look at a bunch of shirts or bags or whatever, the characters on them are Mickey, Donald, Goofy, Minnie, and Pluto.
"THE SENSATIONAL SIX MY CUNT!" Daisy would always say when she looked at this type of merchandise.
"I don't like it either Daisy," Donald would remind her.
"They put Mickey's fucking dog that doesn't even talk and they don't put me, I could just rape whoever made this shit!"
As you can see Daisy is not a fan of this behavior.
The worst moment though was when "the sensational six" was in public and this little girl made all of them take a picture with her, except for one, and you can guess who that was. Daisy walked up to the little girl and asked why she didn't want a picture with her and the little girl said "who are you?"
Now I'm not gonna sugar coat this when I say that this little girl got her nose busted open by Daisy. The little girl's mom ran over and asked what the problem was.
"The problem is that this bitch doesn't know me, I DON'T GIVE A SHIT THAT I WAS THE LAST TO JOIN THE GROUP, I DON'T GIVE TWO FUCKS THAT I AM NOT ON ALL THE MERCHANDISE, THIS CUNT BETTER NOT HAVE THE AUDACITY TO NOT KNOW WHO I AM!"
Daisy punched the mom in the stomach and when the police were called over, Daisy jumped on one of them and punched his face about 30 times before getting tased and pepper sprayed.
"I was having a bad day," Daisy said to Donald after getting out of the jail the next week.
But Donald still had his fair share of shit too.
Donald was once walking around with his "best friends" Mickey and Goofy, when this woman called the cops on him for no reason.
"I see you on TV throwing temper tantrums and I just wanted the police here to keep it safe, that's all," said the cunt.
"THAT IS NOT ALL, YOU THINK I'M GONNA RAPE YOU OR SOMETHING DO YOU?!"
"No," said the cunt.
"WELL WHAT IF I DO!"
Donald then jumped on the woman in an attempt at rape.
"I was having a bad day," Donald said to Daisy after getting out of the jail the next week.
Donald and Daisy have always felt this way about Mickey and Minnie and have always just been so confused as to why they are so much more popular, but they just have to deal with it.
Daisy went up to her closet and grabbed her best purple Gucci dress with her sexy ass red Chanel heels and red Prada bag. Daisy also grabbed her bunny rabbit mask to wear, which she skinned the night before.
"How sexy do I look?" Daisy asked Donald with a sexy pose.
"Delicious," Donald said.
"How delicious on a scale of one to get in bed with me and give me a rim job?"
Donald got into bed and gave Daisy a beautiful wet rim job.
Donald also dressed to impress and wore an outfit that Daisy found incredibly sexy.  Of course it was all Gucci, even the black masquerade mask was deliciously Gucci.
"We look so fucking fab!" Daisy said, looking at her beautiful reflection in the mirror.
"Everyone else is gonna look like cunt, but we'll be gorgeous!" Donald said, sucking Daisy's tongue.
Daisy suddenly began to cry.
"I DON'T WANT TO GO!" Daisy wailed.
"Me neither, but I least we'll be a million times hotter than Mickey and Minnie," Donald reassured Daisy.
"I DON'T CARE, I DON'T WANT TO GO!"
"We could lie and say you got stabbed or something," Donald suggested.
"But we already missed her stupid brunch last weekend!" Daisy screamed, "I told you we should have waited for this one!"
Mickey and Minnie have a rule that you can't miss more than two events in a row. If you do then they bang on your door and walk in and make sure that you were too sick to miss. Mickey straight up gave Donald a rectal exam when he said that his ass hurt. Then if they found out you weren't sick Mickey and Minnie would have to steal something Donald and Daisy owned and they also weren't allowed to appear in anything on TV for five months since Mickey and Minnie run everything. That's why Clarabelle hasn't been in anything for a while, she lies all the time.
"Are ready toots?" Donald asked Daisy, who in response glared at him and flipped him off, "Alright let's go!"
Donald and Daisy left the house and got in a limo to the ball. They were fashionably early just to piss Mickey and Minnie off. They were also fashionably a bit high from a line of coke.
"So nice of you to stop by you guys!" Mickey said to the two of them.
Minnie gave Daisy a big hug and practically suffocated her. She also gave Donald and Daisy a pamphlet. Minnie had been practicing Scientology recently.
"Come on, give it a read this time, it really is the best church," Minnie said smiling.
"I'm sure it's a beautiful cult but me and Daisy are perfectly happy being Catholic or whatever we are," said Donald.
"Did you say cul..."
"I love your dress Minnie, so pretty," Daisy said sarcastically, but Minnie who is "not autistic" couldn't tell.
"You look like Lindsay Lohan in her prime!" Said Donald.
"Thanks, that is exactly what I'm going for," Minnie said happily.
They then stood there silently for about 20 seconds occasionally sipping wine.
"I hope the Ball goes lovely for my Minnie," Mickey said awkwardly.
"Oh I'm sure it will," Donald smiled.
The ball continued and as the longer it went on, the longer Donald and Daisy wanted to kill themselves. The ball had about 20 million guests all from different Disney movies and everyone of them was hating their lives. Minnie made everyone dance and forced people to get up even when they were tired or too drunk to stand. Even Pocahontas, who was crippled because she got shot in both legs by some white guy, was still forced to dance by Minnie. Mickey was the only person who didn't have to dance, because he had the job of looking around and choosing people he didn't like the outfits of and then kicking them out (Quasimodo gets kicked out every year which is always followed by Mickey fucking Esmeralda, she was really good this year). Donald would have to dance with Minnie at this time, and Daisy would have to dance with Minnie's father, Marcus. Marcus was the oldest, whitest, trashiest piece of old white trash to ever walk on this planet. He would openly call people niggers, even Daisy, who is whiter than him.
The ball went on and on and on and on. It never seemed like it was going to end, which was all Donald and Daisy wanted.
"My feet are burning!" Donald said to Daisy, after the two of them escaped into a closet.
"I wanna kill that racist white trash Marcus, Donald we have to get out of here!"
"There are 20 million people someone is bound to notice us leaving, and then they'll snitch to Mickey and Minnie!"
"THIS FUCKING SUCKS!"
"Well hey, at least we're alone," Donald said seductively.
"I do like where this is going," Daisy giggled.
Daisy went down to Donald's pants to blow him, but unfortunately the door opened and it was Clarabelle.
"I was about to make this duck cum all over my face you fucking cow!" Daisy yelled.
"Sorry, but me and Goofy just wanted to see if you wanted to have a funner party," Clarabelle whispered the next part, "we found a secret location."
"What's at this party?" Donald asked all happy.
"Come and see," Clarabelle followed the way out.
Donald and Daisy followed Clarabelle down to this ugly ass picture of Marcus and Minnie's dead mom's wedding. Marcus straight up had an erection in the picture, and Minnie's dead mom looked like she had a black eye. Marcus probably beat Minnie's dead mom.
"Behind here!"
Clarabelle pulled the picture over to reveal a tunnel.
"Let's go!" Yelped Clarabelle.
Donald and Daisy followed Clarabelle down the tunnel to find Goofy snorting coke.
"Join in!" Yelled Goofy.
"NOW IT'S A PARTY!" Donald yelled with delight.
For the next few minutes Donald and Daisy snorted coke, smoked weed, and put LSD on their tongues with pride. By the end of it Donald and Daisy were on the floor and had switched outfits.
"Let's pretenwd to bwe each otherth!" Donald screamed to Daisy.
"JOOD IDVEA!"
Goofy and Clarabelle were fucking on an trail of coke, when Donald and Daisy walked up dressed as each other.
"Hey gwiys," Donald said, pretending to be Daisy, talking in his most feminine voice.
"I dneon't squound likeg dat cwunt!" Daisy yelled.
"Fwuck wu!" Donald yelled.
"Why do you guys always have to fight!" Clarabelle yelled, she then started crying.
Just then they heard a voice down the tunnel, "what is going on down here?"
"Shit, it's Scientology Mouse!" Screamed Goofy.
"EVERYONE BE QUIET!" Donald whispered.
"Sheurt the fquck ysp," Daisy actually whispered.
Donald, Daisy, and Goofy shut their traps but Clarabelle kept crying.
"Claryabelled shejhfut thhe fuhck up," whispered Donald.
Minnie walked over the four of them and held a cross and bible up to them.
"WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?!" Minnie yelled viciously.
"Snorting," Goofy smiled.
"YOU BITCHES ARE SNORTING COKE AT MY BALL!"
"And doing LSD," added Goofy.
"I swerr to feuck Gwoffy!" Yelled Daisy.
"Donald, why is your voice so womanly all of the sudden?" Minnie asked.
Daisy forgot she was dressed as Donald.
"I guess that's what coke does to you," Minnie said, "you bitches better get out or I'll whoop your asses!"
"Not if I whoop yours first!" Donald yelled.
"Fuck off Daisy and my daddy is waiting for his next dance!" Minnie screamed.
Donald, Daisy, Goofy, and Clarabelle walked out of the tunnel and back into the ball.
"Alrighwt Dquaisy the feun is owver, I'hm net dancin with Meinnio's fracist fatherd!"
"Fuck off, ohwn Minnie twime to quance!"
Even though she hated Minnie, Daisy couldn't deny Minnie was sexy as hell.
Donald walked over to Marcus reluctantly, he was drunk, almost as drunk as Donald was high.
"Gewt oyver her tootsie pops!" Marcus yelled.
Daisy you fucker! Donald thought.
Donald and Marcus danced to My Heart Will Go On with Marcus groping Donald's ass the whole song.
"I'll drawer ya like a frwench gurl," Marcus whispered to Donald, licking his cheek.
Daisy meanwhile was dancing with Minnie like it was going out of style. Daisy was flinging Minnie around and was practically dry humping her. She was relieved to not be dancing with Marcus and made it as clear as possible.
"How high are you Donald, you've never danced with me like this!" Minnie said curiously.
"I'M HAWVING FUUNN, ATREN'T YOU?!"
Daisy had no idea how loud she was being.
Mickey looked over and saw Daisy.
"DONALD DON'T DANCE WITH MY GIRL LIKE THAT!" Mickey yelled.
"YOUT DHON'T OWNE HAR MOTHERFWERUCKER!" Daisy yelled back.
Donald shoved Marcus aside and pulled Daisy away from Mickey and Minnie.
"Calkm down!" Donald said to Daisy.
"Both of you need to leave!" Mickey screamed at the ducks.
"HONEY THATS A REWARD!" Screamed Daisy.
"Fuck you Donald!" Minnie screamed.
"Everyone just shut the hell up and dance, and Donald if I see you thrusting my princess again I'll pop da shit out chu!" Mickey said, trying to imitate a gangsta or something.
"Oh I'm sooooo scwared!" Daisy yelped, pretending to go to the floor and cover her face in fear.
"JUST DANCE WITH ME!" Minnie yelled.
The dance felt like an eternity, with Donald getting groped by Marcus and Daisy having to just dance next to Minnie because she was "in fear of her life" when Daisy touched her. Finally however Mickey went on a stage at the front of the ball room.
"HOW IS EVERYONE DOING!?" He cried out.
Everyone sighed depressingly.
"I can tell everyone is tired from having such a fun time!"
Donald and Daisy both rolled their eyes.
"Move it freak!" Minnie shoved Daisy away.
"And here comes the woman of the hour!" Mickey yelled as Minnie walked on stage. Minnie gave Mickey a big kiss on the lips.
"I can see her twung," Daisy whispered to Donald.
"Thank you Mickey, in a few minutes we will get back to dancing but as we've gotten to the halfway point of our ball," there was still five hours left, "I wanted to just give a speech!"
"Anyfring to gwet away from Mharcus," mumbled Donald.
"Bwitch ath lweasr yu dowlnt aqlways dwance wit hemh liqr mwe!" Daisy whispered over aggressively.
"Can everyone be quiet please!" Minnie called out specifically to Donald and Daisy.
"Oh I'm so sorry!" Daisy yelled back sarcastically, but again autistic scientology mouse thought she was being serious.
"Anyway I just wanted to say that I think it is so amazing that you've all come here, I know it means so much to my mommy..." Minnie let out the fakest sob ever heard on this planet, "who I never got to meet!"
"Becwause you tor her cunt owpen," Daisy whispered.
"MAMA!" Minnie called to the sky like she was fucking tied to the ceiling, "I LOVE YOU SO MUCH AND I KNOW EVERYONE HERE DOES TOO!"
Suddenly a giant banner of Minnie's dead mom was unleashed at the stage, Marcus immediately put his hands in his pants.
"Mommy, I MISS YOU!" Minnie began fake crying again and Mickey ran up and hugged her, then they kissed again with even more tongue. Donald and Daisy rolled their eyes in unison.
"Do you want me to continue honey?" Mickey asked sweetly.
"No I thin..." Minnie started in her normal voice but quickly corrected herself to make it her sad one, "I think I can do it, but it will be very hard!"
Donald took a big sip of wine and Daisy put her head on Donald's shoulder to hide her laughing.
"I'm going to sing for my mommy dearest!" Minnie cleared her throat.
"Oh hell!" Donald screamed out loud but Minnie didn't hear.
Minnie opened her mouth and sang Tears in Heaven in the worst singing voice the world ever done heard. Donald had to turn around to hide his laughter and Daisy fell to the floor. Goofy and Clarabelle started a drinking game and had to take a shot every time Minnie's voice cracked (Clarabelle had to be hospitalized). And Mickey covered his mouth to pretend he was crying but was really hysterically laughing.
"I might jwust Cownner Claptone myself afterh hiss," Daisy whispered to Donald, "this should be calledd Laughs in Hell!"
Once Minnie finished she screamed in what was supposed to be Latin but was really Teletubbie language.
"MY TONE SCALE IS OFF THE CHARTS!" Minnie screamed.
"Y'all Clarabelle is dead I think!" Goofy cried.
"She'll be fine, now there is one more thing I want to do!" Minnie announced.
Donald and Daisy were well prepared for this. Minnie always called up the "Sensational Six" to the stage and the audience chooses who had the best look. However Minnie always wins no matter what because the audience is too scared to say otherwise.
"ALL RIGHT, WITHOUT FURTHER ADO..." Minnie called out.
"Werre goin uwp as each otherd?" Donald asked.
"Ie gyuess," Daisy whispered.
"THE FABULOUS FIVE!" Minnie screamed.
"What?" Donald and Daisy both whispered at the same time.
Suddenly the banner of Minnie's dead mom went up and was replaced with five banners of Mickey, Minnie, Pluto, Goofy, and Donald.
Donald reluctantly looked over at Daisy to see her smiling almost sadistically. She then started hysterically laughing.
"Shwe tinks shwe's sho clevea!" Daisy laughed.
"Don't freak out," Donald whispered.
"No it's funny, cause jwokes on herr, Iwm dressed like you!" Daisy choked on her scary laughing.
Daisy walked up onto the stage, and grabbed Goofy and picked up Pluto on the way up.
"WERE HERE!" Daisy screamed at the top of her lungs, "THE FAB FUCKING FIVE!"
"Donald there are children here, don't swear!" Minnie whispered over.
"Ohhhh, dearie me I'm sorry," Daisy said with a pretend sad face.
"Just get in line Donald and stop making things so damn difficult all the time, next year you'll be sitting with Daisy!" Mickey said aggressively.
"Wvell by da way, why iz my wife sittin out of tis one?" Daisy asked.
"She's not as popular Donald and you know it!" Minnie spat, "now get in line you cunt!"
Daisy got in the line, in between Minnie and Goofy.
"Hold hands!" Minnie called down, "hurry up, people are waiting you slow whores!"
Daisy squeezed Minnie's hand so hard her finger went the other direction.
"Not so tight Donald!" Minnie yelled, "Mickey he's hurting me!"
"Everyone just calm down for five fucking seconds, Minnie say your thing!" Mickey whispered.
"Who here, OW, has, FUCKING OW, the best outfit, DOANLD I HEARD IT CRACK!"
The audience seemed confused and nobody was saying anything. Donald took advantage of this and called out, "DONALD!"
"I WIN!" Daisy screamed.
"Wait, we haven't decided!" Minnie called.
"I heard my name more than anyone else's, I WIN!"
Marcus walked up with a crown, covered in his cum from jerking off from that picture of Minnie's dead mom. Daisy didn't care though, this was her moment and she was going to take full advantage of it.
"THANK YOU SO MUCH!" Daisy called out.
"I will fuck him up for you, don't worry!" Mickey whispered to Minnie, who looked like she was about to explode.
"Ya pwrobably tout Elisabeth Moss was da winna, but FUCK THAT SHIT!" Daisy screamed.
"Donald you get over..."
"FWUCK OF MICKEY, YOU AINT GOT SHIT ON ME, AND MIQUNNIE ITS SHO SAHD, SHO FQUCKING SAHD, YOU NEED YO BOY TOY TO SAVE YOR ASS ALL DA TIMES!"
Donald began laughing, while Mickey looked angrier than a republican watching the View.
"Now, it is aboute timez whe've hadd a win, huh Daisy!" Daisy laughed.
"I think it's time to go," Mickey grabbed Daisy's arm.
"Owh Imz's a sorry, I forgots tat yu are da boss, HEIL MICKEY!" Daisy put her fingers up under her nose to resemble Hitler and Minnie.
"That's it!" Mickey yelled.
"Not yet sweet pie, I've got more to say," Daisy continued, "ywou wall heave treated mehe like chunts and I ahm fed up!"
"Nobody is treating you like a cunt Donald!" Mickey yelled.
"I TWOLD YU TU I'VE GHOT MORE TO SAY!"
Minnie began fake crying again.
"You are ruining my ball Donald," Minnie said making fake sob sounds.
"Well boo fucking hoo, by da way I caint see any twears!"
Minnie tried to think of what to do fast, but Daisy didn't care, she just kept on talking.
"I just dwont undgersthand it, I just dohn't undegrstand it, why dron't I geht any fufcking awttention, why don't I get alvl of the faxme, why I am the fuckhing noboddy of the sensatinononal sihx or I guessh I sahould say fabuolsous fived bechause fuck me I geuess!"
"Donald what are you talking about, you're famous too?" Mickey asked.
"I'm not Dobnald you retwardes I'mz Daisy, rhememberd mez, I bet yoh u fwuckwing dotn't!"
"DAISY YOU GET OFF THIS STAGE THIS INSTANT!" Minnie screamed at the top of her lungs.
"FUCK OFF LEAH, I GUESS WHEN I'M DONALD I'M SOMEWHAT MORE TOLERABLE HUH!"
"YOU WERE NOT INVITED UP HERE, SIT THE HELL DOWN AND GIVE ME MY MOTHER FUCKING CROWN!"
"NUMBER ONE YOU CAN KEEP THE CROWN, YOUR DAD CUMMED ALL OVER IT, AND NUMBER TWO I STILL GOT SHIT TO SAY!"
"Minnie this is the best ball you've ever had," Goofy smiled, injecting heroin into his veins.
"Goofy fuck off and stop doing drugs at my BALL!"
"Can you please hush?" Daisy asked nicely.
Minnie gave her a glare that said, "I am not handing you a pamphlet!"
"My wholuse life eveshryone just says Mickey this, Minnie that, and why are they the mayost fatemous couple, me and Danald could be the best couple, but everyyone haqtes us forg some reason, y'all dhon't evwen have personsalities, your mpovies are borin as tar, me and Donald's movies actually have depthe and chajracteer deveilopmhent, all y'all's do are say "Hi Minnie, hi Mickey, let's go give Pluto food", and I'hm over here askijng who the fhuck carez, why doh the kigds like you, why doh yo get on all da merchandize, why I ahm on DIDLY FUCKING SQUAT!"
"This is so horrible, Daisy you are making this all about you and it should be about..."
"No onee, non one, not evene sathan who is churrentlery holdin heir up his ahss carez aboute yor dead mom Minnie, legast of all yeou, this byall is all aboute yeou just lyke everythin, nobhody likes cgoming here, when I tyold you tat my cousien died of ceyancer, I lied, she fhuckin killed herselhf behcause she didn't wrant to come here, do anye of y'all lik to come here?" Daisy asked the audience.
Everyone shook their heads nervously except for Donald who straight up yelled "NO!"
"See Minnie nobodye lihkes choming hereh, and nobrody likez YOU!"
Minnie began fake crying again, "you are just horrible to me!"
Daisy got up in Minnie's face, "where ar yor thears?"
"THAT'S IT!"
Minnie punched Daisy across the face sending her to the floor.
"OH ITS ON!" Donald screamed, running up to the stage.
"DON'T TOUCH MY GIRL!" Mickey screamed, beating Donald to the ground.
"GET THE FUCK UP YOU PUSSY!" Minnie yelled at Daisy.
Daisy jumped to her feet and ran up to Minnie, grabbing her face, but the second before she was about to punch her, Daisy threw up all over Minnie's face and then collapsed on the floor.
"EWWW!" Minnie screamed like a little baby.
Goofy drunkenly ran over to Minnie and threw up on her too.
"GOOFY WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK!" screamed Minnie.
Mickey ran up and tried to punch Goofy, but Goofy ended up punching him so hard he flew off the stage and into the audience. Mickey fell on the Beast who began attacking him.
"Don't do that!" Belle yelled.
"Fuck off you bitch, I knew I should have just killed you, you're so annoying!"
The Beast grabbed Belle and bit her head right off, and btw he was in his human form.
"That's my home girl!" Gaston said, trying to shoot the Beast but instead shooting Snow White.
"That's my job!" The Evil Queen grabbed a knife from a nearby table and stabbed Gaston in the throat.
"STOP IT, STOP IT RIGHT THIS SECOND!" Minnie screamed.
"Go fuck yourself Minnie, I'm sick of you, I'm sick of all of you in this room!" The Evil Queen screamed.
"Me too!" Christopher Robin yelled, grabbing Winnie the Pooh, cutting a hole in his neck, and ripping out all of his stuffing as he screamed in agony.
Suddenly everyone in the room began fighting.
Simba jumped on the Rescuer mice and ate them all. Elsa lit a torch and stuck it on Olaf's head. Maleficent turned into a dragon and grabbed all of the Disney princes.
"FUCK MEN!" Maleficent hollered as she gobbled them up.
Also everyone in the room shot Bambi's mom.
Mickey ran up on the stage towards Minnie.
"MICKEY SAVE ME!"
"NO ONE CAN SAVE YOU!" Donald dragged Mickey to the floor and punched him in the face multiple times.
Minnie ran into the crowd to escape Donald, which was dumb as hell because everyone in the crowd began to chase her.
"Daddy save me!" Minnie called to Marcus who was fucking Mother Gothel.
"I'm busy!" Marcus called.
"But I need you!"
"I knew I should have aborted your ass!"
"You weren't pregnant with me!"
"I'll save you Minnie!" Goofy screamed.
"No Goofy, go fuck yourself you drugged up cocksucker!"
"I AM SAVING YOUR LIFE!"
Goofy grabbed Minnie bridal style and began to run out the room as she screamed right in his face.
People began to throw pitchforks and torches at them. A torch landed on the floor and a fire broke out.
"Shit!" Minnie screamed.
The fire department broke into the ball room but instead everyone in the room trampled on them and beat him up.
"Goofy let me go!"
"But I'm trying to help!"
"You're just gonna mess it all up!"
"I'LL MESS YOU UP!"
Goofy threw Minnie right into the fire.
Minnie screamed in pain as she burned in the fire, but unfortunately Mickey pulled her out.
The fire grew larger and larger, and as it did Donald ran over to Daisy and tried to wake her up.
"We goqt to gets ouyt of hereh!"
"I've gots to finish meh spetch," Daisy mumbled before passing out again.
Donald lifted Daisy up and broke a window with a brick which they jumped out of.
"THAT WAS AN EXPENSIVE WINDOW!" Minnie screamed while being lifted into the ambulance.
Donald and Daisy took a taxi home and when they arrived there, both of them ran upstairs and threw up in the same toilet, which was not a good idea.
"I don't think I'm drunk anymore, now it just all hurts," Daisy wailed.
"We'll be fine," said Donald.
Afterwards Donald and Daisy realized that there was paparazzi outside the house.
Donald locked the door and shut the windows.
"Let them in, I didn't finish my speech!"
"I'm sure they would love to hear it," Donald said happily.
Donald and Daisy put on the TV and saw that Minnie's ball was all over the news.
"This is a good thing, Mickey and Minnie will have their careers ruined!" Daisy said smiling.
"No, everyone is just going to blame it on us," Donald said angrily.
"I hope her skin doesn't come back!"
"Well Mickey and Minnie have the best luck in the world so after treatment she'll probably look better than ever," said Donald.
"This isn't fair, we were so close to letting Mickey and Minnie burn down!" Daisy said disappointed.
The News Reporter put up a picture of Minnie and said, "everyone please keep Minnie in your prayers, she is suffering severe burns," the news reporter started to "cry".
"She was in the fire for half a second before Mickey saved her, the guests at the ball are the people who really need help!" Donald complained.
The reporter continued after fake sobbing, "we are also getting news that this fight was started by, of course, Donald and Dais..."
Daisy ran up and threw the TV onto the floor.
"THIS IS SUCH BULLSHIT!"
"Daisy, did you have to break the TV?"
"Quit talking to me like my shrink, I can break anything I damn well pleased cause I'm pissed and hung over and I know your ass can throw some tantrums, so don't be a fucking hypocrite!"
"Well we were probably going to have to sell it anyway, our careers are over," Donald said glumly.
"This is so not fair, Mickey and Minnie have ruined everything, I wish Minnie died with her dead mom and that Mickey miscarried in the eighth month!"
"Why the eighth month?"
"Because he was so close yet so far!" Daisy began hysterically laughing again like when Minnie said the fabulous five on stage.
"Let's just go to bed I'm tired," yawned Donald.
"I hope I dream about Mickey and Minnie sufferin..." Daisy stopped.
"What?"
What was at first a blank expression on Daisy's face turned into a scary smile.
"What?!" Donald repeated again, now terrified.
"I have an amazing idea," Daisy whispered as if she didn't want anyone but Donald and the Devil to hear.
"Oh god, what?"
"We kill Mickey and Minnie!" Daisy said happily.
Donald laughed but then realized Daisy was dead serious.
"Come on Donald, don't you want them gone forever?"
"Of course, I've visualized murdering them many times, but I've never thought about going through with it."
"Well let's do it for real, come on why not, as long as we don't get caught we'll be fine, and it's not like anyone would miss them!"
"How would we kill them?"
"Any methods would do, but I want them to suffer and I want them gone!"
"What would we do with the body?"
"I don't know, but we'd have to find a good place, nowhere near here because people would probably suspect us."
"We could cut them up and throw them in the sewers, the rats could eat them!"
"Or we could eat them ourselves!"
"We could feed it to Huey Dewey, Louie, and your nieces that copy them!"
"They would eat anything, and I hate them too, maybe we could put poison in it and kill them with that!"
"Maybe we are getting carried away," Donald smiled.
"I guess, alright let's go to bed, we have to plan tomorrow!" Daisy said gleefully.
Donald and Daisy snuggled in bed happily, and dreamed happy thoughts of Mickey and Minnie in eternal suffering at the hands of them.