With Donald and Daisy now back together it was very easy to come together, with Elastigirl's help of course, and convince Judge Ariel and the jury that they were both innocent in murdering Daffy. Also with the shock of the Grand Floridian Massacre which belonged to Donna's hands and the photo of her with a chainsaw, it became very easy for people to just accept the idea that she was guilty of murdering Daffy. After being found guilty, Donna quickly snuck out of the country and was never seen by anyone ever again, presumably staying in Mexico. Some American police officers tried to search for her in Mexico but they all ended up going missing, and eventually it was decided that it would just be best to leave the situation behind because Donna is really scary. Donald and Daisy still would get anxious that she would come back and kill them and would even find themselves looking around the house late at night to make sure she wasn't around or would become paranoid that they would see her out in public in the middle of the day, but she was never actually there. But Donald and Daisy were just thankful that the whole situation with Daffy and Donna and their bad relationship with each other finally seemed to be over and they could just stay together now and be happy. The two of them got remarried on Christmas Day of that year in a huge televised ceremony that showed the world just how happy they were to be back together, and were celebrated by most people in the world. However, someone who was not happy about all of this happiness was Mortimer Mouse. Right after Donna was found guilty of murdering Daffy, Mortimer came up to Daisy at the studio and asked her if they could talk privately and it was there that he expressed the disappointments he had in Daisy's decisions.
"I don't even know what to say Daisy, I mean I just can't believe this stuff you are doing!"
"What stuff am I doing Mortimer?!
"You are reversing all of the progress that we have made!"
"Oh for the love of God this is such bullshit!"
"What is bullshit?!"
"All of this stuff you are saying, all of the stuff you have been saying for the past few years has just been bullshit and I am not going to listen to it anymore Mortimer because it is just fucking annoying!"
"I was helping you Daisy!"
"Okay and I am thankful for that to an extent, but now it's just time to move on, I am happy with Donald now and if you really respect me then you are going to be okay with my relationship with him!"
"Okay, but don't come crying to me if you start to feel jealous again!"
"I won't come crying to you, I have learned my lesson, trust me I have, ten years of marriage to Daffy Duck was punishment enough!"
"But wasn't it worth it, at least a little bit!"
"No it was not worth it, we didn't even get more famous than him!"
"Okay well to be fair Donna was a flaw in the plan!"
"It has nothing to do with Donna, the whole thing was just bad to begin with, it was always not going to work out properly because I wasn't going to be happy, I can't believe I was sacrificing my happiness like that, and in the end I just fucking murdered him, and I could have gotten into a lot of fucking trouble for doing that and you could have too, and honestly I'm kind of just sick of talking about it because it's pissing me off!"
"But there were perks!"
"The only true perks of it are that I feel like it has gotten Donald and I a little closer somehow after we got back together, and I also have realized that maybe I should just stop trusting you!"
"You can absolutely still trust me!"
"Why?!"
"Because I am smart, and I always have your best interest!"
"Yeah I don't know about that!"
"Daisy I have put in all of this effort to help you, of course I have your best interest, and think of how long we've known each other, I feel like we have been through so much you have to trust me!"
"Mortimer I'm happy with how things are going now though, and this whole thing has been about my happiness, hasn't it?!"
"Yes, it is, and if you are happy then I guess we really don't have to do any more drastic things!"
"No we don't!"
"But now I don't know what to do, it's just that my whole thing has been about trying to get back at the people that are holding you and me back, it started with Mickey and Minnie and then it became Donald and now if you're happy and I should just let it go then I don't really know what to do anymore!"
"I don't know, maybe just keep living your best life or something, or keep trying to fix things for yourself in all of the ways that you like to do that, but just leave me out of it this time, I'm done with it!"
After this conversation Mortimer grew to become very distant with Daisy and would hardly talk to her anymore. Daisy felt like this was very over dramatic, she didn't think that just because she was plotting to get Donald less famous anymore they meant that they could no longer talk about anything. But she realized that it was probably for the best and that she should just fuck off from him if their relationship was so dependent on negativity. In fact everyone truly seemed to be living their best lives for a while. The next decade turned out to be a great one, with more and more successful movies coming out like Frozen, and also with the studio buying Marvel and Star Wars, which made the ducks get so much more fucking money. And speaking of money, one of the best parts of Donald and Daisy getting back together was that all of the vault sex returned. Donald and Daisy forgot just how much they missed it and found themselves going into their vault at least five times a day to get it on. Also at the end of the decade Donald and Daisy ended up just spending the entire COVID pandemic fucking in their vault. Also throughout the 2010s, Donald and Daisy also really grasped the fact that people just enjoy the studio a lot more when they are a couple. It almost felt like it made them much more famous with them appearing together at red carpet events and appearing on merchandise together. Daisy ended up feeling so stupid and regretted all of the times she felt like she wasn't getting enough attention or that her and Donald didn't work out, because they truly were better when together. But Daisy, and Donald, knew they couldn't look too much at their problems of the past because that would affect their success in the present and the future. Donald and Daisy decided that they were going to keep the power of their triumph going on and wanted to reward themselves and the studio with a beautiful tribute to show how jovial they were about everything. Now the 2020s were not going quite as well for the studio as the previous decade did. It was going okay for the most part but things did start to go downhill when a movie came out called Strange World. It felt to everyone like it was the studio's worst disaster since The Black Cauldron with it making hardly any substantial amount of money.
"Donald, this movie didn't do very well!" Daisy said, trying to keep her composure when the box office results came back in.
"Well no duh, it was a shitty movie!"
"Okay but even our shitty movies should be doing good!"
"Well Daisy I don't think it's the end of the world, we are still making a lot of money!"
"Okay but I just don't want the studio to start going downhill, I mean last decade was perfect and this one is starting to stress me out a bit!"
"Well the studio has had some struggles in the past but we always get through it so everything will be okay, and besides we can get through any sort of troubles together!"
"You're right, I'm happy that I'm with you!"
"Ditto!"
"Although you know I was thinking last night, and next year is the 100th anniversary of the studio!"
"You're right!"
"So I was thinking, we need to have a celebration for it, a year long celebration, have Disney everywhere, and then towards the end of the year on October 16th which is the official anniversary, we can do something really special!"
"What?!"
"Well I'm not entirely sure yet, but I'm thinking a movie!"
"Not Wish!"
"No, ew, definitely not Wish, but if we are doing a movie I want to make sure that it is special, it needs to be something that celebrates the studio, but of course also makes money because that could be useful after the shit that just came out!"
"Well I'm in on doing a movie!"
Over the next few days the ducks spent their days imagining what could happen in the movie that can celebrate the 100th anniversary. They decided that not only were they going to be in it, they would be the stars. They are the face of the studio and they had never stated in a film length feature before, and if they were going to ever be in one this seemed to be the best time to do it. They also decided that they were going to have to fit as many previous Disney characters in the movie as well. However the one thing that they still did not know was what they could do for the plot of the movie.
"Well the plot has to be the grandest out of any previous Disney movie!" Daisy stated.
"Well, maybe we should keep it simple," Donald suggested.
"Simple?"
"Well, do we want it to overwhelm people?!"
"I think it should be a little overwhelming, people should leave the theater and go woah that was crazy and stuff like that!"
"Well a movie can still feel epic with a simple plot!"
"I guess, but one thing is that the movie has to be four hours long!"
"Okay I thought we were trying to get this movie to be successful!"
"It will be successful!"
Not if it is four damn hours long, people don't want to sit in a theater for that long!"
"We can have an intermission!"
"This ain't Broadway!"
"Gone with the Wind had an intermission!"
"That was a trillion years ago!"
"Oh my God wait, maybe we should also have a Broadway musical about us too!"
"I think you need to calm down a bit on this thing!"
"Okay fine maybe, but Donald this movie has to be perfect, and it has to do perfectly, I feel like this is the most important thing the studio has ever done!"
"Well maybe we should get some other opinions on it because so far we are the only two who even know it exists and this thing is supposed to come out in less than a year!"
"You're right, tell everyone that we are having a meeting tomorrow, and when I say everyone, I mean every single fucking living person that has ever been in our history, they all need to know about this!"
So the next morning everyone gathered on the roof of the studio because that was the only place everybody could fit in. Donald and Daisy stood up on a platform with microphones to talk.
"Okay so I know that the studio has had a bit of an issue with how that Strange World movie did not do incredibly well, I'm not sure why, maybe because it wasn't as well made, or because it wasn't marketed properly..."
"IT'S CAUSE IT WAS TOO DAMN WOKE!" Goofy yelled.
"That is not it Goofy, don't be silly, it is important to be progressive!" Daisy smiled.
"Daisy you are a giant fucking conservative!" Clarabelle stated.
"No I'm not!" Daisy laughed.
"You have a Candace Owens tattoo!"
"CANDACE OWENS IS MY QUEEN, and we are getting off topic, Donald can you just say it!"
"Okay, we have decided that after some of the minor issues that the studio has had recently, it is a great idea that in 2023 with it being the 100th anniversary of the studio..."
"The studio turns one hundred in 2028!" Cinderella yelled.
"No it doesn't, Walt released one of his Alice and Wonderland movies and also got the company in 1923!"
"Well fuck that, Steamboat Willie is when shit really began!"
"Okay well we are celebrating the 100th anniversary next year and everyone needs to stop fucking interrupting us!" Donald yelled, "so anyhow, next year we are going to have many celebrations throughout the year that show how we honor this beautiful company's history, with many parades and television events, and then there is the big thing, on October 16th which is the official anniversary, we will release a movie..."
"THAT IS FOUR HOURS LONG!"
"That is anywhere from an hour and a half to four hours long, that celebrates the studio's history, and Daisy and I are the stars and all of you will appear in it in some way too!"
Everyone on the roof got all excited and happy at the news.
"Now this is all still in the developmental stage and we don't know exactly yet what the movie is about or anything like that, but we will get some writers to try and come up with something, because we do need to get the production on it started pretty soon!"
"But for right now we just wanted to say that that is what we will be doing, so be on the lookout for the beginning of filming!"
Donald and Daisy knew that they had to go go go with the production so they spent their days and nights thinking about what the movie could be like. They also consulted with many writers at the studio but they also struggled to come up with a perfect idea.
"DONALD WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE GONNA DO, I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THIS MOVIE SHOULD BE ABOUT!" She began screaming in the middle of the night.
"We could ask chat GPT!"
"Good idea!"
This is the plot description that chat gpt gave them: Donald Duck, tired of his mundane job, decides to surprise Daisy Duck with a grand vacation cruise. Daisy, thrilled by the spontaneous idea, eagerly joins him, dreaming of romance and relaxation. However, their trip takes an unexpected turn when they stumble upon a mysterious map leading to a hidden treasure.
"We're going with it!" Daisy stated.
Donald and Daisy began writing the script that night. Even though they knew the plot sounded a bit boring, they eventually decided that plot really wasn't the most important aspect and that the main event was the celebration angle of the movie, or film as Daisy started making everyone refer to it as because that makes it sound more important and it is important. Donald and Daisy plotted out all of the filming locations that they would go to, and decided that since this was a tropical island themed movie they could use this as a real excuse to go on vacation as well, similar to the getaway that Donald and Daisy wanted in the context of the film. They also decided a way they could work in all of the characters, as they would appear along the way of the map they used for their journey. The only question that the ducks had yet to answer was what the treasure at the end would be.
"IT HAS TO BE FUCKING PERFECT!" Daisy screamed.
"I feel too much pressure, this is too much, cancel the movie!"
"DONALD NO WE ARE NOT CANCELLING THE FUCKING MOVIE, WE ARE GOING TO COME UP WITH THE PERFECT TREASURE!"
Donald and Daisy began brainstorming a bunch of ideas of what the treasure at the end could be but they couldn't come up with something for the life of them.
"Gold!" Suggested Donald.
"That is too basic and this movie cannot feel fucking basic, maybe it can be a rock or something that brings world peace!"
"I don't know about that, maybe it can be like a plot twist and there is no treasure and the real reward was us getting to go on a journey together!"
"No that is stupid, JUST FUCKING FORGET ABOUT RIGHT NOW, I DON'T EVEN WANNA SPEAK!"
Donald and Daisy asked many people at the studio what they thought should be the treasure and nobody seemed to even try giving a good idea.
"It could be food," said Goofy.
"It could be love," said Snow White.
"It could be the power of singing," said Ariel.
"BITCH THE FILM IS GOING TO START FILMING IN A COUPLE OF MONTHS AND WE STILL DON'T HAVE THE FUCKING TREASURE!" Daisy screamed.
Donald and Daisy both decided that they needed a break because they were running out of ideas so they decided to take a two week break from working on the production entirely to clear their heads. So they spent the next two weeks doing their favorite thing, and that was nothing. They spent the next few days getting drunk, partying, and fucking in their vault, and completely forgot about the film.
"Morning baby!" Daisy said to Donald as they woke up at a delicious bright and sunny 8:00 AM.
"Oh good morning!"
"I had the most beautiful dream, you were in it, I was in it, a bed was in it!"
"I had a lovely dream as well, there were all kinds of peaceful and alluring things around, it all felt so nice!"
"So what do you want to get into today, because if you didn't have any major plans then I was thinking that the two of us could have a little picnic or something, we could go to a nice little park and feel the beautiful earth smiling around us!"
"That sounds great, I'll get in the car right now!"
"Okay!" The two of them hopped out of bed gleefully, before Daisy looked slightly at her calendar on the wall and began screaming, "OH FUCK DONALD!"
"WHAT?!"
"THE MOVIE, OUR TWO WEEK BREAK IS OVER!"
"OH SHIT NO, COME ON LET'S HAVE ANOTHER TWO WEEK BREAK!"
"NO, WE HAVE TO COME UP WITH THE IDEA AND QUICK BECAUSE WE HAVE TO FILM REALLY SOON!"
"OKAY WELL WE ARE JUST GOING TO HAVE TO COME UP WITH THE TREASURE TODAY!"
"OH MY GOD FINE LET'S DO IT!"
They stay in silence for a few minutes.
"I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT TO DO!" They both screamed suddenly.
"Okay you know what, I am just going to get some alcohol because I can't take this anymore!"
"Okay good idea, I love being drunk!"
Donald left the house and drove to the nearest liquor store to get shit to drink. He picked up Jack Daniel's and Spirytus vodka for the private party they were about to have that morning, but while he was leaving the shop Donald saw that someone out of the corner of his eye was walking towards him. It was Mortimer.
"Oh God!" Donald mumbled, before continuing walking to his car.
"Donald, I didn't see you there for a second!"
"Hi Mortimer!"
"What are you getting here?"
"Daisy and I are depressed because we can't come up with a plot for the movie, so we are going to drink until we feel like throwing up!"
"Well that sounds fun!"
"It will be fun!"
"Have fun!"
"Mortimer what do you want!"
"I don't want anything!"
"Okay well you have just been so weird these past few years, I feel like you hardly talk to Daisy and I anymore!"
"Well I'm not sure you and Daisy like me!"
"Oh well why wouldn't we like you?!" Donald asked sarcastically.
"Listen Donald I need to apologize to you because I did a lot of bad things to you and to Daisy as well!"
"Thank you, that shows a lot of growth!"
"I just knew Daisy was unhappy so I tried to make sure she could get the support she needed!"
"That was very thoughtful of you!" Donald almost wanted to laugh.
"So Daisy is happy now though, isn't she?"
"Yes, she is happy with me, our relationship is better than it has been in a long time, in fact I think I should thank you, you may just have gotten us closer together!"
"Maybe I have, well I'm glad that your relationship is better then!"
"I am too, see you later!"
Donald drove back home and immediately started bitching about Mortimer.
"Daisy guess who I ran into at the store, well I'll give you a hint, it was Mortimer, he is so fucking weird, the way he talks to me is so strange and he seems all concerned about our relationship and shit, but whatever, I got whiskey and vodka, this should be enough to get us started, and I just realized I haven't seen you since I walked into the house, DAISY WHERE ARE YOU!"
Daisy came downstairs smiling.
"Oh God what?!"
"I know what the treasure should be!"
"What?!"
"Walt Disney!"
"Excuse me!"
"Walt Disney!" She repeated.
"Did you just say what I think you said?!"
"DONALD I AM NOT FUCKING REPEATING IT FOR A THIRD GODDAMN TIME!"
"Like the real one or some actor playing him?!"
"The real one, let's unfreeze him!"
"Absolutely not!"
"WHY?!"
"Because first of all I fucking hate him, second of all I'm not even sure it's possible, and lastly the amount of crazy attention this will get is too far!"
"But Donald it is perfect, not only does it make sense in the context that this is an anniversary film and Walt is the treasure that has made this whole studio, and he is a treasure we would find, just like how we found him and made Steamboat Willie, it also would just be the biggest fucking plot twist in not only movie history, but history period, it means we have brought somebody back from the fucking dead, DONALD WE HAVE TO DO IT!"
Donald took a big gulp of Spirytus vodka, fell to the ground, and said, "OKAY FUCK IT, LET'S BRING WALT BACK!"
Donald and Daisy got into their private jet and flew to Disneyland.
"I cannot believe we are actually fucking doing this!" Daisy stated as they were flying.
"I know, I really do fucking hate him!"
"Yeah I mean we are the ones who fucking murdered him in the first place!"
"Although I actually feel like this is a real full circle moment, we ended his life and now we are giving him back his life!"
"That is beautiful Donald, although there are some rules I want us to go by, one is that we are freezing him again once this movie is over..."
"Good idea!"
"And the second is that nobody can know about this, we somehow have to keep him completely hidden away so that the plot twist isn't ruined!"
"Well that might be a bit difficult!"
"But it is going to have to work, and once we pull this off it is going to feel so fucking good!"
Donald and Daisy landed the jet right in front of that small ass Sleeping Beauty castle in Disneyland and screamed into a loud speaker, "EVERYONE GET THE FUCK OUT!"
"OH MY GOD, CAN WE HAVE AN AUTOGRAPH!" Several Disney adults screamed.
"NO, GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!" Daisy screeched.
After every guest left Donald and Daisy walked up to some college age looking guy who smelled like pot working at the front entrance and said, "TAKE US TO WALT DISNEY!"
"No one's really allowed to see him!"
"DO YOU FUCKING KNOW WHO WE ARE?!"
"No."
"Okay, well we are allowed to see him!"
"Okay then, follow me."
The employee led Donald and Daisy onto the Pirates of the Caribbean ride, which was a great location for Walt since it already had the bones of Debbie Stone in it. It started like usual but then it took a sudden turn to the left which went towards a wall that then opened up a lead to a tunnel heading down. The ride went down this slope until it was deep underground. The ducks got off the ride and the employee opened up a door which led to a long ass hallway. And I mean a really long ass hallway, Walt is very dramatic so he wanted everyone who walks down it to feel like it is a grand finale when they get to him.
"I think we should incorporate the tunnel aspect into the film!" Daisy stated.
After walking down this hallway for what felt like a mile, they arrived at a door with the familiar sign, "NO JEWS!" They opened it up to see his ugly ass sitting in a block of ass, the cigar he was smoking as he died still in his mouth.
"Okay now you've seen him, get out!" The employee stated.
"Bitch we aren't leaving, we're taking him with us!"
"No you can't, Donald and Daisy say that he can never leave!"
"BITCH WE FUCKING AR... you know what, Donald and Daisy actually told us that Walt can be up for sale so we are taking him!"
"Well okay, how much does he cost?"
"He's free!"
"Okay you can have him!"
"Great, could you unfreeze him for us?" Donald asked.
Donald and Daisy had the employee pick up Walt's block of ice and carry it all the way to the jet.
"This is heavy, and slippery, and cold!" He bitched.
"We can have you fired and then that means no more pot, so keep it moving!" Daisy yelled.
"Okay!" The employee said, trying to catch his breath.
Finally Walt reached the jet and Donald and Daisy flew off.
"We'll give you a credit in the film!" Daisy yelled out the window.
"Okay!" The man screamed before passing out.
Donald and Daisy flew the jet down to Ludwig's house and began knocking on the door.
"Ludwig we have a very big favor for you, and before we ask it you have to promise to accept!" Donald said after Ludwig answered the door.
"No, I don't trust you!"
"LUDWIG PLEASE, HE WILL JUST MELT OUT HERE IF WE DON'T COME IN SOON!" Daisy yelled.
"He will melt, listen we better not be talking about who I think we're talking about!"
"Well we might be," said Donald.
"Can you bring Walt back to life for us?" Daisy asked sweetly.
"Absolutely fucking not!"
"Please Ludwig, can we at least come in, I don't want to have this conversation outside!"
"Oh my God!"
Donald and Daisy pulled Walt in his frozen block out of the jet.
"I NEVER SAID YOU COULD BRING HIM IN!"
"Too late!" Donald yelled.
Donald and Daisy brought Walt down into Ludwig's lab and placed him on the floor.
"GET HIM OUT OF HERE!" Ludwig screamed.
"Ludwig we are bringing him back no matter what, but can you please be the one to help us because we really don't feel like communicating with other smart people!" Daisy yelled.
"Why the fuck do you two want to bring him back so badly, for Christ's sake you're the ones who killed him, and me too of course, I deserve credit because I am amazing!"
"Well I think it is a full circle moment..."
"Okay Donald it sounded pretty the first time but I don't want to hear it again, listen Ludwig, Donald and I have decided that the treasure at the end of our movie will be Walt Disney, can you imagine just how shocked everyone will be, it is going to be amazing!"
"Well they are definitely going to be shocked!" Ludwig stated.
"Please Ludwig, can you do this for us, your two favorite creatures!"
"Okay well I'm not even sure if I can pull this off, I mean when Walt asked to be frozen he meant that he wanted to be revived when the science was up for it, but it really isn't at that point yet!" Ludwig explained.
"Okay but Ludwig you are not like all of those other scientists, I mean you are honestly one of the best scientists in the world, if anyone can pull this off I know that it's you!" Daisy smiled.
"Okay well now you are just trying to suck up to me!"
"Is it working!"
"Yes, let's bring Walt back to life!"
Ludwig put Walt in a sauna which he put to 100 degrees (because it's the 100th anniversary lol) and melted away all of the ice that Walt was frozen in.
"Okay now here comes the hard part!" Ludwig stated.
He put Walt's corpse on his lab table. He cut Walt open and began to do major surgery on the inside of his body. Ludwig ran to the hospital and bought a recently deceased organ donor. He began removing and then replacing any damaged organs that Walt had in his body.
"He's most of his insides are very fucked up since they have just been sitting in a freezer and also hasn't been alive for over fifty five years, so we need to get new ones so he will be able to function properly!"
Ludwig then ripped out the lungs of the other person.
"Walt needs new lungs because his are not very good!"
After putting in new lungs, Ludwig began tampering with the cells in Walt's heart to get them working again. After this he moved on to the head. Ludwig carved open Walt's head like a pumpkin and began working on repairing the cells to Walt's brain. After that Ludwig made sure that all of Walt's body was in a good enough state to be recovered. Ludwig sewed Walt up and then drove back to the hospital again to steal a life support machine. Once he got back he hooked Walt up to it.
"Now what?" Asked Donald.
"If things go according to plan then he will wake up!" Ludwig stated.
Walt laid with the life support machine for about ten minutes and did not seem to make any progress.
"Oh shit he's not going to come back, is he?!" Asked Daisy.
"Well maybe we just need something that will really jolt him awake!" Donald suggested.
Ludwig lit up a cigar and blew smoke into Walt's face.
"GIVE ME A FUCKING CIGAR, UNLESS YOU ARE A NIGGER THEN IT IS POISONED!" Walt screamed.
"THIS FILM IS GOING TO BE FUCKING AMAZING!" Daisy squealed.
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FanfictionEver since the beginning of Disney, Mickey and Minnie have been the main mascots of the company. Everybody loves them, everybody buys all of their merchandise, and nobody cares about the other couple, Donald and Daisy. And they want revenge. Join th...