The Original Ducksekeeter

Chapter 12: Predator Ducks

The boat that the ducks built floated across the water and was a very peaceful moment, especially after their little bodies were chased by predators. But this peaceful and calming feeling went away when the boat made its transition from the Rainforest District to Tundratown and it started to feel so fucking cold that Walt's future corpse would need a jacket.
"MOTHER FUCKER IT'S COLD!" Daisy screamed.
"FOR THE LOVE OF CHRIST, WHAT IS THE TEMPERATURE?!" Donald asked.
Ludwig brought out a thermometer that read that it was negative twenty degrees out.
"LUDWIG DO YOU HAVE A DEVICE IN THERE THAT CAN BRING GLOBAL WARMING?!" Asked Daisy.
"No, but I have a few windbreakers," Ludwig smiled.
The Ducks put on the windbreakers that helped in absolutely no way at all.
Daisy started sobbing and yelled like a little baby, "I'M COLD!"
"Okay well just think, if we kill these predators and stop them from hurting any more prey then Jiminy will be happy with us, and we can finally get closer to killing Mickey and Minnie!" Mortimer stated.
"Okay fine you're right," Daisy said, "but now I have a problem in that my eyes are frozen shut from my tears!"
Donald sucked on Daisy's eyes until the ice melted, which then led to a little more sucking with Mortimer and Ludwig creepily watching. Then, the boat got stuck and the ducks looked to see that the water, like Daisy's tears, were now frozen and the river was now a large sheet of ice that led to a city that was covered in snow, from the buildings to the roads.
"We're here!" Donald shouted.
The Ducks all began to run to the city, but Daisy slipped on the ice and onto Donald where they both landed face first onto the ground which cracked their beaks open.
"Damn Daisy, you're so fucking clumsy!" Ludwig laughed.
"FUCK OFF LUDWIG I AM IN SEVERE PAIN!" Daisy screamed.
"WELL BITCH I WAS DOING FINE UNTIL YOU ASSAULTED ME!" Yelled Donald.
"HOW ABOUT YOU JUST FUCKING WATCH YOUR SURROUNDINGS NEXT TIME!"
"I"LL KEEP THAT IN MIND NEXT TIME YOUR BACK IS TURNED SO I CAN SHOVE YOUR ASS TO THE FLOOR!"
"YOU KNOW WHAT DONALD JUST FUCK OFF AND OH MY GOD!" Daisy stood up and immediately fell back down, "MY HEELS ARE BROKEN AND NOW MY FEET ARE COLD!"
"Okay fine princess we could go to a clothing store!" Ludwig smiled.
The Ducks went to a clothing store to get clothes that were better suited for the freezing ass temperatures of Tundratown.
"Wow this scarf is so pretty!" Daisy said, before Donald picked her up and threw her across the store. "WATCH YOUR FUCKING SURROUNDINGS NEXT TIME!" Donald laughed.
By the time the Ducks left they looked like the most dramatic motherfuckers in the world. Each of them wore ten layers of jackets, twenty layers of pants, thirty layers of shoes, forty layers of hats, and fifty scarves, except for Daisy who only had forty nine because she lost the one that she was holding before Donald threw her unobservant ass.
"ALRIGHT LET'S GET THOSE FUCKING PREEDATORS!" Daisy screamed.
"WELL IF WE DON'T HURRY UP THEY WILL HAVE ALREADY KILLED THE ENTIRE FUCKING SHREW FAMILY!" Mortimer yelled.
"Okay but first we have to find out where the family even lives," stated Donald.
At that moment every prey animal and most of the predators as well started running away and hiding.
"Why the fuck is everyone gone," Daisy asked suspiciously.
"HOLY SHIT THE FUCKING GANG!" Ludwig screamed.
The gang of predators were walking through the town, all carrying machine guns and machetes.
"Shut the fuck up!" Mortimer whispered.
The Ducks ran away quickly and hid in a pile of snow as the gang walked by.
"Well if we follow them then we can find out where the family lives," Daisy smiled.
"Are you fucking crazy we can't just follow them!" Mortimer said.
"YES WE CAN I WANT TO KILL THOSE FUCKING MICE, I mean save the innocent prey animals," Daisy smiled.
"We'll just have to follow them quietly," said Donald.
The Ducks slowly walked out of the pile of snow and by crawling on the ground like toddlers, tried to be discreet as they could. Because they were quiet or because the predators were just retarded they weren't caught. They followed the predators all the way to a sketchy looking white van that the predators all jumped into.
"What a shock, I wouldn't expect them to go in that type of car!" Ludwig laughed.
"Oh fuck, how can we follow them now?!" Daisy asked.
"We could jump on the roof and hold on tight as they drive," Donald suggested.
"I have an easier idea!" Ludwig pulled out a tracking device from his bag and threw it onto the van.
"Okay but how do we follow them on the tracker and still arrive at the family's house at the same time without getting caught?!" Daisy asked.
"We're ducks, we can fly!" Ludwig stated.
"What the fuck!" Mortimer stomped.
"Also I feel like there have been moments in the past where flying could have helped us and now we're just doing it now because it seems convenient," said Donald.
"Fuck off, it's the best idea!" Ludwig screamed.
So Donald, Daisy, and Ludwig all flew off in a straight line with Mortimer laying on their backs. They had to fly very high up in the air to make sure that the van below wouldn't see them following them. Ludwig had his tracker out the whole time so that they could see where to go, which was very useful because it was really hard to see anything as it was getting cloudy. It was also starting to get really cold, the weight of the million layers of clothes, and the fact that they had to carry Mortimer made the flying very hard to do.
"I'M GONNA FUCKING COLLAPSE!" Daisy screeched.
"I CAN'T FEEL MY BODY PARTS ANYMORE!" Donald gasped in agony.
"IM STARTING TO GET REALLY FUCKING NAUSEOUS HANGING UPSIDE DOWN!" Mortimer cried.
"YOU ARE ALL FUCKING CRYBABIES!" Ludwig yelled to the other three.
"LUDWIG HOW MUCH FURTHER!?" Daisy asked.
"HOW SHOULD I KNOW, WE GET THERE WHENEVER THE PREDATORS DO!"
The constant flying in the harsh conditions was starting to take its course and the ducks were all feeling like they were going to die. Daisy had already given up, and Donald was not far behind, and at this point Ludwig was holding on to pretty much everyone all by himself. But then things somehow managed to get even worse.
"Oh no!" Ludwig yelled.
"WHAT!" Donald sobbed.
"The tracker is losing signal, it's not working anymore, we'll have to fly lower!"
So Ludwig desperately flew himself and the others down lower, but the signal hardly improved.
"On the bright side, we've been flying forever so we can't be too much further!"
Now snow was coming down harder and harder, it felt like they were all in the blizzard of the century.
"HANG ON!" Ludwig called out.
Ludwig went a bit lower, but by the power of Satan dropped the fucking tracking device.
"LUDWIG!" Donald, Daisy, and Mortimer all screamed.
"I'LL FLY DOWN AND GET IT!" Ludwig sobbed.
But that seemed impossible because at this point the ducks were all blinded by the heavy snowfall and quick blowing wind. The ducks flew a bit further down, when they all smashed head first into something. It was a mountain.
"I think my skull is cracked open!" Ludwig complained.
"You're fine!" Daisy yelled, watching blood go down Ludwig's forehead, "shit what are we gonna do now?!"
"We tell Jiminy to fucking kill himself!" Donald yelled.
"Look, let's just go back to Downtown Zootopia and find some predators there!" Daisy suggested.
"That's a good idea, we could just call an Uber to come pick us up on this mountain!" Ludwig stomped.
"Maybe we could ask them to pick up the tracking device you dropped on their way up to get us!" Daisy stomped.
"Listen bitch, I was the only one who was even fucking doing anything, y'all can't fly for shit, especially Mortimer!"
The ducks all screamed at each other for the next ten minutes before deciding to walk down the mountain to get closer to downtown Tundratown. The ducks all began to walk down very slowly, as the ice was slippery and because they were freezing, well at least all except for Daisy, who used to do pilates prior to the Masquerade Ball and plan to kill Mickey and Minnie, and was thus prepared.
"Can you all pick up the pace?!" Daisy bitched.
"Fuck off Daisy!" Mortimer screamed.
"Forgive us for not wanting to slip and die!" Ludwig complained.
Daisy eventually got so far that the other three were now barely visible.
"Fucking retards!" Daisy complained.
She marched her bitchy ass up to the fellas, who were moving like sloths and rubbing their arms while shivering.
"That's it, I can't take this shit anymore!"
Daisy shoved Donald, Ludwig and Mortimer down the mountain. They rolled down violently down the mountain.
"Well I can let those boys be ahead of me!"
Daisy then threw herself down and rolled further down the mountain.
The ducks all stopped about half a mile from the bottom of the mountain. They were all in agonizing pain from the fall, especially with the rocks that they slammed into.
"I didn't drop this device!" Ludwig pulled out the device that fixes injuries and zapped himself and the other three who had all broken pretty much every bone in their bodies.
"We aren't too far from the bottom, we can walk the rest of the way down!" Donald stated.
"But you three will probably still take ten years to get to the bottom!" Daisy laughed.
"Daisy I've about had it with yo..." Ludwig peered down at the bottom of the mountain, "HOLY SHIT IT'S THEM, IT'S THE PREDATORS!"
The predators were pulling up in their van and jumped out. They also had a hard time driving through the snow and so were able to arrive the second the ducks did. The ducks also looked down and realized that the shrew family's house had been built into the mountain.
"OH MY GOD, HURRY!" Daisy screamed, excitedly.
Daisy darted down the mountain and the other three ran incredibly fast this time in their gleefulness. They reached the bottom of the mountain, just as the predators marched into the house.
"Okay, we'll sneak up behind them and kill them with my guns!" Ludwig stated.
"Are you sure we can kill all of them, we're outnumbered by like, hundreds!" Daisy said.
"WE HAVE TO!" Donald yelled, "NOW LET'S GO!"
The ducks crept through the door, and saw that it was a giant ass mansion. There were very tall ceilings and many doors, which was not helpful.
"Shit, where could they be?" Donald asked.
A scream from a room across from them answered the question.
"Hurry!" Mortimer whispered over.
The ducks ran to the door, and saw a ballroom.
The predators were all circling the shrews, and screaming at them.
"I AM GONNA SINK MY TEETH INTO ALL OF YOUR TINY GENITALS!" One of them screamed.
"Tiny is right, I can't even see those midgets, we have to get higher up so that we can get a better view to save them," Daisy whispered.
They noticed a stairwell to their right that led up to a balcony. They cautiously walked up it, but thankfully that Predators were too busy all getting naked to rape and then eat the entire shrew family. Once on the balcony that overlooked the ballroom, the ducks saw the little shrew family that looked like a bunch of ants, surrounded by the vicious predators.
"What are you gonna do to us?" One of the shrew girls asked.
"I'll use you as a sneak preview for what the rest of your retarded family can expect!" A polar bear yelled before picking the shrew girl up and shoving her down his meatus and then receiving a blowjob from the leopard next to him.
"This may be a bit more difficult than I thought," Daisy stated.
"There's so many of them and they're all really scary," said Donald.
"Wait where's Ludwig?" Mortimer asked.
Donald, Daisy, and Mortimer turned around to see Ludwig with a bathtub-sized goblet that he was filling with all kinds of chemicals from his bag.
"How much shit do you have in there?" Daisy asked.
"Enough shit to make acid," Ludwig smiled, "now help me lift this goblet up so we can dump it on those fuckers!"
"Oh shit, let's kill them!" Donald laughed.
"Wait but we can't let it hit the family!" Mortimer stated.
"I have an acid proof box that they can fit into!" Ludwig said pulling out an acid proof box the family could fit into.
Ludwig walked to the balcony and dropped the box onto the family.
"WHO THE FUCK THREW THAT BOX ON THEM!" A tiger yelled looking around.
"WE DID!" Ludwig smiled.
The ducks all picked up the goblet and dropped the acid onto all of the predators. The predators all screamed horrifically in pain. The acid sunk through their fur and flesh and even went into some of their bones.
"JESUS CHRIST!" One of them gasped.
"HELP, PLEASE HELP ME!" Another said as his body, hands, and legs disintegrated.
The ballroom echoed with torturous cries of the predators. The shrew family looked on in terror, while the ducks stood on the balcony jumping and dancing around. They pointed and laughed at those loser predators as they suffered. The screams quieted down as the acid spread through the predators all the way into the ground, where what was left of them went fifty feet under. Ludwig grabbed a rope and saddled the shrew family's box up and to the balcony.
"HOLY SHIT!" One of the family members yelled.
"WE ARE THE FUCKING MAFIA AND THAT WAS TOO FAR!" The Marlon Brando one screamed.
"You're welcome!" Donald smiled.
"FOR WHAT ARE FUCKING HOUSE IS DESTROYED!" Another yelled ungratefully, although the ducks were so proud of their accomplishment that they didn't notice.
"You know what, I am so proud of myself that I want to stop some more predators!" Daisy screeched excitedly.
"ME TOO!" Donald yelled.
The ducks said goodbye to the shrew family, who were still stuck in their box, and headed out the door. The ducks stole the shrew family's limo and decided to split up with Ludwig going to Savanna Central, Donald going to Downtown Zootopia, Daisy going to Bunnyborrow, and Mortimer going to Sahara Square.
"All right let's exterminate some predators!" Daisy screamed as they walked into the limo.
Remember what we talked about," Donald began, "this is going to be the biggest genocide since the Holocaust, okay?"
"OKAY!" They all yelled.
The ducks grabbed HK416 Assault Rifles and dropped each other off at their locations. Sahara Square had many foxes that were perfect for Mortimer shoot up.
"You fuckers are going to pay for your sins!"
Mortimer shot every fox that crossed his path, and would run into all of the buildings trying to find them.
"PREYS I AM HERE TO SAVE YOU!" He screamed as he walked into these buildings.
He would also kill hippos and bison and also killed a giraffe, because even though it's a prey, they are very large animals and could potentially step on a smaller prey animal and they also have an overall threatening demeanor. In Savanna Central, Ludwig realized that every fucking animal there looked very threatening, which included buffalos, cheetahs, rhinos, and lions and decided that he would just kill everyone there. Ludwig being the smarty pants that he is, knew that the ground that was mostly grass and leaves would be flammable and thus started a large fire with some sticks which spread throughout the entire district, burning all of the animals to death.
"BURN YOU VICIOUS ANIMALS, YOU ALL MUST DIE AT THE HANDS OF THE FLAMES!" Ludwig laughed hysterically.
Donald had a hay day in Downtown Zootopia. As it was the largest district it allowed for a beautiful buffet of predators to slaughter.
"ARE YOU PREDATORS READY TO DIE!?" Donald asked.
Donald ran into the offices, grocery stores, and abortion clinics hunting down predators.
Donald's killings were the ones that got the most attention due to him being in the most popular district of Zootopia, and also got him attention from some areas that he maybe didn't want attention from, such as City Halls that inhabited the Mayor Lionheart, and the police department.
"Mayor Lionheart, what are we gonna do!" Members of the police force screamed at him.
"I don't know, what do we know about this killer!"
"He's been identified as a duck and he has killed 90% of the Predator population in Downtown Zootopia in a span of twenty five minutes!"
"WELL I LIKE THE TASTE OF DUCKS, I'M GONNA FUCKING KILL HIM!"
Mayor Lionheart marched out of Town Hall with a fork and knife, and sent out guards to track Donald down, where they found him on a train.
"STOP EVERY TRAIN IN THE CITY!" The Mayor growled, to which every train conductor abruptly stopped, causing some trains to crash into each other and others to fall off of the tracks and onto the ground where they killed even more predators for Donald for which he was grateful for. Donald himself realized that he was about to get caught so he broke the window to the train and climbed onto the roof. This turned out to not be a good idea because the Mayor saw him.
"THROW ME UP TO HIM!" Mayor Lionheart screamed.
The Mayor's guards all lifted him up and threw his chunky lion ass all the way to the roof of the train that Donald was standing on.
"WELL I'LL USE THIS MY ADVANTAGE!" Donald yelled, then pointing his rifle at the Mayor.
"START THE TRAINS BACK UP!" The Mayor yelled, which caused even more accidents and trains to fall off the tracks and again land on predators which Donald was grateful for.
"MOTHER FUCKER!" Donald screamed as he slipped onto his back, while his wings gripped onto the trains.
The train was moving so fast that Donald could barely even see.
"GO AT A MILLION MILES PER HOUR!" The mayor yelled, and it did.
At this rate Donald felt like his skin would rip off his body everything was going so fast.
"LISTEN DUCKY I THINK YOU SHOULD JUST LET GO!"
"I'M STILL FUCKING KILLING YOU JUST HOLD ON A SECOND!"
Donald crawled over as slow and steady as he could to his rifle, but the Mayor who was kneeling to hold onto the train as well, let one of his hands go for a second to slap it off of the train and into the crowd watching below where it went off a hit a predator right in the face for which Donald was grateful for. But he couldn't be too grateful because he was pissed as hell that he lost his weapon. He would have to come up with another way to kill the Mayor and fast, and it was with this thought in his head when he saw the knife and fork that the Mayor was intending to eat Donald with, about to fly from his pocket and also that a tunnel was fast approaching. Donald slowly walked over again, grabbed the knife and fork from the Mayor's pocket, and shoved both of them into his eyes thus blinding him.
"YOU BITCH!" The Mayor screamed in pain.
The tunnel was approaching faster as faster, and Donald stood up to yell, "HA YOU'RE A FUCKING LOSER!" But as the lion stood up to murder Donald, Donald swooped down and the Mayor was standing hit the top of the tunnel so hard that his head flew right the fuck off and into the crowd below where it hit a predator so hard in the head that it died for which Donald was grateful for. Donald slowly marched back to the front of the train, broke into it through a window, slit the conductor who was a predator's throat, and stopped the train.
When Daisy first arrived in Bunnyburrow she realized that she got the short end of eh fucking stick because that bitch just had a bunch of fucking bunnies, and a whole lot meaning that this place was so fucking over populated with bunnies who were constantly fucking and giving birth that Daisy was essentially swimming in a sea of bunnies when walking around.
"ARE THERE IN ANY FUCKING PREDATORS OVER HERE!" Daisy screamed, stomping all over every bunny while walking through the district.
"There are some foxes, they mostly hang out in that ghetto club over there!" Seventy of the bunnies (which made up 2% of the amount of bunnies surrounding Daisy in that moment) yelled.
"Thanks!"
Daisy marched up to the ghetto fox club with a stick of Dynamite that she got from Ludwig, tossed it in, covered her ears because she's literally autistic, and watched as it blew up.
"HOLY SHIT!" Everybunny screamed.
"You just killed all of those foxes!" One of the bunnies said.
"YOU'RE AMAZING!" Another yelled, "WE'VE BEEN WANTING THOSE FUCKERS GONE FOR YEARS BUT WE WERE TOO SCARED TO SINCE WE ARE PREY!"
"Well you don't have to be scared, I'm a prey and I just killed those predators!"
"She's right," another bunny screamed, "let's kill all of the predators!"
"I mean there are a trillion of you so you could help a lot!" Daisy smiled, "come with me to Downtown Zootopia, my boy toy's there killing some more predators right now!"
Daisy and the bunnies traveled down to downtown Zootopia which looked like a fucking insane asylum. Everyone in the streets were screaming and freaking out over Mayor Lionheart's death and Donald's mass genocide of predators.
"ALRIGHT LET'S KILL SOME PREDATORS!" The bunnies all yelled.
What looked like a trillion bunnies zipped through Zootopia slaughtering every predator that they could with their teeth. Suddenly all of the prey in downtown Zootopia realized that they needed to fight against the predators and so they all began to attack and kill them along with the ducks and bunnies. By the end of the day every predator in Zootopia was dead and the ducks looked on at their accomplishment with happiness.
"WE DID SUCH A GREAT DEED!" Daisy screeched in happiness.
"I am so proud of myself!" Mortimer jumped.
"GANDHI AIN'T GOT SHIT ON ME!" Ludwig yelled.
"WE HAVE CURED RACISM!" Donald cheered.
"YOU ARE ALL FUCKING INSANE!"
Suddenly Zootopia disappeared and the Ducks found themselves back in Mathmagic Land where Jiminy was standing with his hand on his hip all sassy.
"Good one!" Ludwig laughed at what Jiminy said.
"You can thank us later!" Daisy smiled.
"You cannot fucking be serious, I can't believe you fuckers just did that!"
"Did what?" Asked Donald curiously.
"You had one fucking job, which was the stop the predator and prey racism in the city!"
"And we did!" Ludwig stated.
"NO YOU DIDN'T, YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO MAKE THE RACISM GO AWAY AND BRING THE PREDATORS AND PREY TOGETHER AS ONE, NOT KILL EVERY SINGLE ONE WHICH JUST LOOKED LIKE THE MOST RACIST THING IN THE WORLD!"
"Those predators were all evil, think about that gang!" Daisy stated.
"Just because there was one evil gang of predators, who by the way you should have just put in prison instead of slaughtering them like they were going to do to the shrew family, who also by the way you killed because they suffocated in that box..."
"That's Ludwig's fault!" Daisy stated.
"Don't interrupt me, just because there was one evil gang of predators doesn't mean every predator is evil!"
"But a lot of them are so they might as well all die, better safe than sorry!" Donald shrugged.
"JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!" Jiminy screamed.
"That's blasphemous!" Daisy called out.
"YOU FOUR ARE FUCKING HOPELESS THERE IS NO WAY IN FUCKING HELL THAT YOU ALL COULD EVER PASS WHAT IT MEANS TO UNDERSTAND DISNEY, YOU ARE ALL DONE YOU FAILED, HAVE FUN IN MATHMAGIC LAND!"
"You can't even bring us back to the actual world!?" Donald screamed.
"I AM NOT PLAYING LIFE AGAIN I WANT MY MAGICAL TIME DREAM TO COME TRUE I WANT TO FUCKING KILL MCIKEY AND MINNIE I WNAG TO KILL THEM RIGHT NOW, RIGHT NOW, RIGHT NOW, RIGHT NOW!" Daisy screamed before falling to the ground to cry.
"JIMINY PLEASE DON'T LEAVE GIVE US ANOTHER CHANCE!" Mortimer sobbed.
"WE WON'T BE RACIST ANYMORE!" Donald sobbed as well.
"ANOTHER CHANCE, ANOTHER FUCKING CHANCE, YOU FUCKERS TRAUMATIZED SNOW WHITE, LET A WOMAN GET RAPED, AND COMMITTED AN ERASURE OF A GROUP OF CREATURES SO LARGE THAT HITLER WOULD HAVE HAD A HEART ATTACK, I AM NOT GIVING YOU PSYCHOPATHS ANOTHER CHANCE!"
"WELL DEAL WITH IT FAGGOT!" Daisy yelled, flipping him off.
But before anyone could say anything else, Jiminy was gone.
"KRDIRDITLCKTLXORYSEYQRQGESAAHVYOFTLDRUSSSRSJRDUTCYGIFRW!" They all yelled.
"WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO NOW?!" Donald sobbed.
"I DON'T KNOW WE ARE FUCKING FUCKED!" Daisy stomped.
The ducks all cried and bitched for the next few hours, before Ludwig finally stood up and screamed, "WE CAN NOT JUST FUCKING GIVE UP!"
"This actually feels like a really good time to give up retard!" Donald said while throwing a tantrum.
"Face it Ludwig, let's just find that Game of Life and play it again for the next billion years!" Daisy stated.
"Even you Daisy, bitch you're the one who was all adamant about your dumbass magical time dream and shit!"
"I know I was but now I'm tired and my arm hurts!"
Donald, Mortimer, and Daisy all started Charades because they were so fucking bored while Ludwig sat and tried to come up with a plan quietly. Before suddenly pulling out a gun and shooting Donald in the head.
"JESUS FUCKING CHRIST LUDWIG!" Mortimer yelled.
"All we need to do is find Jiminy!" Ludwig smiled.
"NOW HE'S GONNA BE ALL OBSESSED WITH NESTLÉ AGAIN!" Daisy said, crying.
"N-E-S-T-L-E-S NESTLÉ MAKES THE VERY BEST!" Donald screamed as blood gushed from the bullet hole in his skull.
"LUDWIG I'M GONNA BEAT YOUR ASS INSIDE OUT!" Daisy yelled, jumping onto Ludwig.
"Mr. Spirit..." Donald mumbled like a vegetable.
"Hold on, what did he say?" Mortimer asked.
Daisy got off of Ludwig and looked over at Donald.
"He said Mr. Spirit!" Ludwig laughed, "whenever Donald has brain damage he gets all telepathic with Jiminy!"
"Holy shit Ludwig you can actually be smart sometimes!" Daisy giggled.
"Cunt I'm always smart!"
Daisy slapped Ludwig silly and turned to Donald.
"DONALD DO YOU KNOW WHERE MR SPIRIT IS?!" Daisy yelled, even though Donald is retarded not deaf, and Daisy really looked like the stupid one for a second.
"Sweet dreams you can't resist, yes I do know where Mr. Spirit is, "N-E-S-T-L-E-S!"
"I WILL GIVE YOU A NESTLÉ CRUNCH BAR IF YOU BRING US TO MR. SPIRIT!" Daisy bargained.
"I want a butterfinger."
"Ew butterfingers are fucking gross!"
"DAISY!"
"Oh right, just kidding, I love butterfingers and I know you do too and guess what I will give you one if you bring us to Mr. Spirit!"
"Okay, but we need a ladder, shhdakgd Nestlé!"
"LUDWIG GIVE ME A FUCKING LADDER!" Daisy yelled.
"What if I don't have one!"
"THEN SHIT!"
"Just kidding I do!"
"THEN FUCKING HAND IT TO ME!"
Ludwig pulled the ladder out of his bag and gave it to Daisy who then gave it to Donald.
"Someone hold it so it doesn't fall!" Daisy yelled.
"How about you hold it lazy ass!" Ludwig stomped.
"FUCK YOU but okay."
Daisy held the ladder while Donald climbed it all the way to the top.
"I nweed anothaer oned."
"I don't have another one!" Ludwig stated.
"DONALD WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO ACCOMPLISH, ANSWER AND I WILL GIVE A NESTLÉ BAR!"
"The stars!"
"HE'S TRYING TO GET THE STARS!" Daisy screamed.
"Daisy stop fucking yelling we can literally hear him!" Mortimer said.
"There aren't any stars in Mathmagic Land though," said Ludwig.
"He probably just means where they would be idiot!" Mortimer screamed at Ludwig.
"Okay let's go up there then!" Daisy screamed.
"How?" Ludwig asked.
"BY FLYING, WE JUST DID IT A FEW HOURS AGO IN CASE YOU CAN'T REMEMBER!" Daisy stomped.
Donald started crying and put his hands against his invisible ears, "too loud."
"SHUT UP DONALD, NOW LET'S GO TO THE STARS!" Daisy screamed excitedly.
Daisy and Ludwig began flying up. Donald couldn't fly in his condition but Mortimer jumped on his back and started flapping his wings for him. The ducks flew higher and higher up into the air. They flew so high up that they could hardly breath, and the sky was extremely far below. After flying for the next two weeks, the ducks had ended up going 100 million miles into the air.
"I CAN'T DO THIS ANYMORE!" Ludwig gasped.
"MY FUCKING WINGS ARE GOING TO BREAK OFF!" Daisy screamed, "DONALD WHERE IS MR. SPIRIT!"
"His voice is getting louder and louder and his presence is ever growing near!"
"THIS BITCH PROBABLY DOESN'T EVEN KNOW WHAT HE'S TALKING ABOUT!" Ludwig punched Donald's dumbass head.
But suddenly the ducks felt as if they passed through a force field. Their wings no longer hurt, they didn't feel like they were gasping for air, and they all had an amazing feeling of happiness.
"Is this heaven?" Daisy asked.
"I don't know but I suddenly feel bad for my sins!" Ludwig smiled.
"WE ARE IN TH..."
"JESUS!" Daisy jumped as Donald had spoken so loud.
"...E SPIRIT LAND!"
And they were. Upon closer inspection the ducks saw that there were all kinds of spirits around the area.
"Follow me to Mr. Spirit!"
Daisy, Mortimer, and Ludwig followed Donald through the Spirit Land and to what looked like an illusion of Jiminy covered with clouds who was talking to someone. It was this little girl who looked like she was about three and had a worse lisp than Donald's retard ass.
"Mr. Jiminy I would like to become the mwascot of Disney one day, for I fweel dat Mwickey and Mwinne awre meanies!"
"Right you are Suzy, Mickey and Minnie are evil, and I bet you that you could stop them and become the best mascot, but all you have to do is a test!"
"That cunt is getting our test!" Daisy yelled.
"Damn that sounded like someone familiar, I must be hearing things," Jiminy said, seemingly hearing Daisy, "you can carry on the test of those evil ducks whose ugly woman member I thought I just heard the voice of!"
"I AM GOING TO FUCKING KILL HIM!"
"There it was again, she really messed with my head, anyway what you will do is go to the Beauty and the Beast world and help Belle to fall in love with the Beast, now you know which one Belle is right sweetie!"
"She is the pretty Princess with the yellwow dwress!"
"That's right!" Jiminy smiled happily as Daisy, Ludwig, and Mortimer rolled their eyes.
"We can't let that loser do our job for us!" Daisy screamed.
"NESTLÉ, MR. SPIRIT IS HERE SO I GET NESTLÉ!" Donald started complaining.
"Be patient SPED, we still need Mr. Spirit to talk to us!"
"NESTLÉ, NESTLÉ, NESTLÉ!" Donald screamed over and over again, running up to Jiminy as if to bring him over. But Donald instead fell through the cloud.
"Follow him!" Daisy yelled.
"Daisy, you don't know where he just went!" Stated Mortimer.
"Bitch I got nothing to lose!"
Daisy, soon followed by Ludwig and Mortimer, jumped through the cloud that Donald hoped through. The ducks all fell down through what looked like a cloud of smoke, before realizing that they were in the actual sky and falling down towards the Beast's castle. The ducks all landed on the roof of the castle, with Daisy getting impaled on the pointy roof of one the towers. Ludwig grabbed his device and zapped each of the ducks who had gotten injuries from the fall, as well as fixing Donald's JFK Lincoln head.
"LUDWIG YOU CUNT WHY DID YOU SHOOT ME!?"
"Because now you've brought us back to Jiminy," Daisy squealed.
"Where are we?" He asked.
Daisy explained, "we are going to get Belle and the Beast together, and this is the first step to that!" Daisy saw the little dove year old skipping towards a castle, grabbed Ludwig's gun, and shot her dead.