The Original Ducksekeeter

Chapter 13: Sexy Stockholm Syndrome

As the ducks were slowly climbing down the roof of the castle, outside of Daisy, who Ludwig kicked off after she called him chunky, they began to hear a loud ass sobbing sound.
"Whoever the fuck that it needs to calm their ass down!" Ludwig stated.
They saw a window with bars on it, so basically a window from the hood, and realized that that was where crying was coming from. They peeked their heads to see what was inside and saw a woman sobbing aggressively on the floor.
"IT'S THAT BITCH BELLE!" Donald squealed happily.
"Why is she crying?" Asked Ludwig.
"Because the Beast put her in that fucking dungeon you're looking into retard!" Daisy called up.
"And we're supposed to get them together?" Ludwig asked.
"YES NOW HURRY UP AND GET DOWN HERE BEFORE SHE SEES YOUR PEEPING TOM ASSES!"
The ducks jumped slid down to the ground where Daisy was standing and then as quietly as they could (which was really fucking loud) creaked the front entrance open. The castle was scary as hell, with little to no light, creepy statues, and furniture that could fucking talk.
"Enchanté mademoiselle," Lumiere the Candlestick said seductively to Daisy as the ducks walked in.
"Fuck off she is mine!" Donald yelled, grabbing Lumiere and throwing him across the hall.
"Don't be rude Donald, he could work really well as a sex toy so I need him on my good side!"
"Jesus Christ Daisy!"
Suddenly and large roar echoed the castle and the fucking Beast began walking down the steps towards the entrance. The ducks hid in a cabinet, which kept giggling as they moved inside of him. Donald looked through a small hole in it to see the Beast stomping viciously around.
"ARE THERE ANY INTRUDERS IN HERE?!" He screamed.
"I will burn this fucking place to the ground with you and all of your furniture friends in it if you say a word fucker!" Daisy whispered to the cabinet.
After a couple of minutes of looking, the Beast charged back upstairs. The ducks got out of the cabinet and ran away from the entrance and towards a corridor to keep away from the Beast, who even after killing every predator in Zootopia scared the shit out of the ducks.
"We're supposed to get the babe up there to fall in love with that bitch?!" Ludwig asked.
"Yes, and we will do it somehow!" Daisy stomped, "in the movie the furniture tells him to ask her to dinner so I guess we should go do that!"
"So now we're going to talk to him, bitch five seconds ago we were trying to avoid him at all cost!" Ludwig stated.
"I was only pretending to be scared to make you three look better, but I wasn't actua..."
"WHO GOES THERE!" The Beast roared from behind.
"JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!" Daisy screeched, jumping into the air and hiding behind Donald like a woman.
"YOU FUCKERS ARE GOING INTO THE DUNGEON WITH THAT CUNT!"
"Well that cunt is sexy as hell and you should ask her out," Daisy whispered.
"YOU CAN HAVE DINNER WITH HER, RETARD!"
The Beast picked the ducks up and began marching quickly towards the dungeons.
"WAIT, NO PUT US DOWN!" Donald yelled.
"OH LIKE THAT'S GONNA STOP HIM," Daisy scolded.
Suddenly the ducks walked past a room that was labeled the West Wing, and inside they saw the rose that that bitch gave the Beast when he was a bratty eleven year old.
"Oh shit I completely forgot that by getting them together it breaks a curse," Daisy whispered.
"Are you fucking stupid?" Asked Donald.
"Whatever, I probably can't tell because the Beast is still ugly as hell when he becomes a human."
Before it was out of eyesight Donald pointed and said, "WOW WHAT A PRETTY ROSE,
IS IT HOLDING A CURSE?"
"Lucky fucking guess!" The Beast said, before slitting Donald's throat with his claws and screaming at the other three, "HOW THE FUCK DID YOU KNOW THAT!"
"We are from the village nearby, and there are rumors that the Prince was cursed and we just wanted to find out what if it was true and it turns out that it was!" Daisy pulled out of her ass, while at the same time Ludwig pulled out a device to cure Donald who was bleeding out from his neck on the floor.
"MIND YOUR OWN FUCKING BUSINESS!" The Beast yelled.
"We want to help you," Daisy smiled.
"YOU CAN'T HELP ME, TO BREAK THE CURSE I NEED FOR A WOMAN TO LOVE ME AND THAT WILL NEVER HAPPEN, SO SHUT THE FUCK UP!"
The Beast aggressively marched the ducks up towards the dungeons where they could hear Belle sobbing really fucking loud.
"Is there another person in there?" Daisy asked fakely.
"Possibly a woman?" Mortimer asked.
"A brunette?" Ludwig added, before Daisy shoved him as a way to shut him up.
"That will be your neighbor!" The Beast stated.
"Here's an idea, how about you try to fall in love with her!" Daisy mentioned.
"You are more my type,' the Beast seductively said to Daisy.
"Oh thank you," Daisy blushed, as she thought of herself fucking the Beast.
"DAISY!" Donald yelled before turning to the Beast and saying, "she's taken, but that girl in there is just as pretty, if not prettier!"
"I WILL DECAPITATE YOU!"
"Well I guess she is pretty," the Beast said.
"She is," Ludwig agreed matter of factly.
"But she will not fall in love with me!"
"You'lll never know unless you try, " Daisy said sweetly.
"You should have dinner with her tonight and see how it goes!" Donald stated.
"Okay I will ask her," the Beast walked up to Belle's door and began banging on it, "COME TO DINNER WITH ME YOU CUNT OR I WILL FUCKING GUT YOU!"
"Well okay then," Daisy whispered.
The Beast and Belle sat down in the dining room as the ducks watched from a cracked door in the room next to them. It actually was going very well with the Beast forcing the furniture sing Be Our Guest to Belle, which she found to be very exciting.
"That was great!" She smiled.
"MICKEY AND MINNIE HERE WE COME!" Daisy screamed.
"Do you know what's also great?" The Beast asked sweetly.
"What?" Belle said giggling.
"You..."
"Aww," the ducks said.
"...r clit!"
"Bit weird," Donald said.
"Oh goddamnit," Daisy groaned.
"Excuse me?!" Belle yelled.
"Are you shaved?"
"That is not an appropriate question!" Belle scolded.
"Yes it is!"
"In what fucking way?!"
"Because if we are going to fuck I want to know!"
"Why in the world would we fuck?!"
"I didn't know where this date was going!"
"This isn't a date, I only came to dinner with you because you said you were going to rape me!"
"So you don't love me!"
"Are you fucking crazy!?"
"How about if you don't love me I will murder you!"
"LETS NOT DO THAT!" Daisy yelled out from behind the door.
"I'm sorry let's start over, I was just flirting, your clit is not great, it's ugly as hell actually!"
"I'm out of here!" Belle screamed and then darted out of the dining room and ran as fast as she could to the front of the castle to escape.
"GET HER, SHE NEEDS TO GET WITH HIM!" Daisy screamed.
The ducks quickly charged after her. Belle held her hands on the front door, when Daisy punched her square in the face, and Ludwig grabbed her legs and caused her to fall flat on her stomach.
"Who the fuck are you!?" Belle screamed.
"GO IN THERE IN FUCK THAT MAN!" Daisy demanded.
"Hell no!"
Daisy punched her in the face again, flung her onto her back, and carried her back to the dungeons.
"Daisy, Jiminy is not gonna lik..." Mortimer began.
"HE WILL FUCKING LIKE IT!" Daisy shrieked, "listen those two are going to fall in love, we just have to find another way!"
"There is no way she's going to fall in love with him!" Donald stated.
"IF THEY DID IN THE MOVIE THEN THEY CAN NOW!" Daisy stomped.
"How did they fall in love in the movie?" Asked Ludwig.
"She saved him from wolves, oh we could work with that!" Daisy smiled.
"No we can't, I shot all of the wolves when we got here, they were threatening!" Ludwig explained.
"When did you have time to shoot every single wolf?" Asked Mortimer.
"My guns are special!" Ludwig smiled.
"MOTHER FUCKER, OKAY THEN WE'LL HAVE TO THINK OF SOMETHING ELSE AND WE WILL BECAUSE I AM GOING TO GET THOSE FUCKERS TO FALL IN LOVE AND I AM GOING TO GET THAT FAGGOT JIMINY TO REALIZE THAT WE ARE WOULD BE GOOD MASCOTS OF DISNEY AND WE ARE GOING TO KILL MICKEY AND MINNIE AND IT IS GOING TO BE AMAZING!"
"Okay then tomorrow we can think of something, but right now some of the bedrooms in this palace are calling my name!" Ludwig smiled.
Ludwig and Mortimer each ran into bedrooms.
"WE CAN'T STOP!" Daisy yelled.
Donald then stripped naked and hopped into a cozy and regal looking bed.
"Okay," Daisy giggled.
And so they fucked.
For the next week the ducks spied on the Beast and Belle to see if they had anything in common and it did not go well. Belle just sat in her bed and cried all day, while the Beast would spend his day breaking shit and eating animals from outside. But one day, as the ducks were starting to give up they saw that Belle was reading had Cogsworth the Clock sneak her in a book from the library that the Beast was reading in.
"THAT'S IT!" Daisy screamed really damn loud.
"What?" Asked Donald.
"Their similarity, they both like books!" Daisy said all giddy.
"WHERE THE FUCK IS ROMEO AND JULIET?!" The Beast screamed.
The ducks then ran back over to the dungeons to see that Belle was reading it.
"I have a plan for how we can use this to our advantage!" Daisy smiled.
That night the ducks split up, with Donald and Daisy going to the dungeons from the outside of the castle and Ludwig and Mortimer walking to the Beast. Donald and Daisy crept through Belle's dungeon window and grabbed Romeo and Juliet which was on the floor next to her as she slept, with Donald slightly tapping on her face to wake her up, but leaving before she noticed the two of them walked in.
"ROMEO AND JULIET IS GONE!" She screamed at the ground. She then noticed that the window was open and said, "it must have went out there, and this can be my way to escape!"
Belle hopped out the window and crawled down the castle.
"She's coming Donald, quick throw it in the river!"
Donald threw Romeo and Juliet into a river, while Belle noticed it flowing down. Despite the fact that it was fucking snowing and the river was on the verge of freezing, Belle's dumbass hopped into the river, saying, "I HAVE TO FIND OUT HOW IT ENDS!"
Mortimer and Ludwig found the Beast in the West Wing, where he was crying because of how ugly he is.
"Guess what?!" Ludwig smiled.
"GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!" The Beast yelled.
"WE FOUND ROMEO AND JULIET!" Mortimer stated.
"BITCH LEAD ME TO IT!"
Ludwig and Mortimer guided the Beast down outside to the river where Belle was now literally drowning.
"Oh shit you should save her," Ludwig said with almost no energy.
The Beast noticed that Belle and the book were heading towards a waterfall and hopped into the water. He swam quickly towards the waterfall, and ripped Romeo and Juliet out of Belle's almost frozen hands and hopped out of the river. The Beast started to walk away, with the Ducks almost deciding to jump off the waterfall as well, before turning around and realizing he should save Belle. Belle just made it to the edge of the waterfall and began to fall down when the Beast reached his arms down and caught her.
"You saved me," she shivered.
"Well you have good taste in literature."
"Thank you," Belle smiled.
Belle and the Beast walked inside the castle and sat by the fireplace in the Beast's bedroom to keep warm, with the ducks spying on them from under the bed. The Beast pulled out Romeo and Juliet and sat it on the floor.
"I tried my best to keep it out of the water, but the ink may have run a bit," Belle stated.
"I can't read anyway, my furniture reads for me," the Beast explained.
"Well it doesn't seem like the ink has run too much, I could read it to you!"
"I've read most of it, I only got to the ending before I lost the book," the Beast told her.
Belle laughed and said, "I also am at the ending, I'll read it for us!"
Belle read the end of Romeo and Juliet where they spoiler alert die and the two of them started crying together.
"That was so sad," Belle sobbed.
"I FUCKING HATE THAT BOOK!" The Beast threw it into the fireplace and began sobbing onto Belle, with every teardrop being the size of a hot tub on her face.
"Would you ever die for me?" Belle asked.
"Yes I would!" The Beast yelled.
The ducks began giggling uncontrollably.
Belle began hugging the Beast, she then laid her lips on his giant animal ones. They then hopped onto the bed, and the ducks got out from under and went to the foot of the bed to watch the show and the two were too busy to notice them watching. The Beast ripped him and Belle's clothes off in a matter of five seconds, and got to find out whether or not Belle was shaved. He put his giant fluffy cock into her tiny clit, tearing it the fuck open. She put her smooth body all around the Beast's stomach and rubbed all over it as if it were a teddy bear. He then began to squeeze her tits with her sharp claws, and began to scratch her and lick her blood which she was very much into. They penetrated until they both cummed, but that was not all. The Beast put his cock into her mouth, which could barely even fit there. She performed fellatio on him which was followed by the largest gunshot ever seen. It filled up Belle's entire mouth, going down her throat and sending her into cardiac arrest, sprayed all over the walls, and ricocheted over to all of the ducks. It ended up turning Daisy and so she hopped on top of Donald and began fucking him as well. Belle got back up and flipped over.
"ANAL BEASTY!" She ordered.
The Beast shoved his cock up Belle's ass, and roughly fucked her.
"AWJDHSIA!" She hollered.
"YOU LIKE THAT?!"
"KEEP IT GOING, FUCK ME LIKE YOU'LL I'M GOING OUT OF STYLE!"
The Beast cummed inside of her ass, with the load being so much that it was completely overflowing.
"FELCH IT BABY!"
The Beast got onto his knees and began sucking the semen out of her ass. There was so much that he was practically choking on it. Belle then flipped around and pulled the Beasts head to her pussy. The Beast slightly bit and forcefully licked all over Belles vagina.
"OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD!"
He finished eating her pussy by sticking his tongue down into her G-spot.
"AAAAHHHH!" Belle screeched so loud it echoed across the entire castle and ringed into the duck's ears.
"Jiminy's little girl could never cause this much pleasure!" Daisy whispered.
Belle sprayed all into the Beast's face, the juice getting all in his fur. The two went at it like this until five in the morning when they finally finished each other by sleepily having vaginal one more time and then drifting off to bed in each other's arms.
"That was hot as fucking hell!" Daisy screamed.
"I know, that took my breath away," Mortimer panted.
"Okay but why isn't Jiminy congratulating us yet!?" Donald frowned.
"And why is the Beast still a Beast?" Asked Ludwig.
"Shit, I guess Belle actually has to say that she loves him, but we won't have to worry, she'll be saying that she loves him in no time!"
But Belle is a classy lady and even though for the next month her and the Beast did very romantic things together both in and out the bedroom she still waited to decide if he was the one or not.
"Why the fuck is she not saying that she loves him?" Donald groaned.
"It's also getting close, the rose is losing its petals fast and once there are no more that means he will be cursed forever!" (I'm explaining this for anyone who doesn't know the Beauty and the Beast lore) Ludwig said, pointing at the rose in the West Wing.
"Maybe she knows that if she says that she loves him that he will turn into a Beast and she is really into him like that and doesn't want him to turn back," Daisy thought.
"She does get pretty hanky panky with him," Ludwig giggled.
"I think she is a fucking slut!" Mortimer stated.
The ducks followed Belle and the Beast all day long just waiting to see if he would turn into a human. They sat around reading books together, eating meals, and frolicking in the garden outside, but those bitches would not fucking exchange their verbal love for each other.
"Okay they have to do that ballroom dance that they do in the movie or something, that could get the curse broken!" Daisy stomped.
"Do you think that will really work?" Ludwig asked.
"I DON'T FUCKING KNOW BUT IT IS WORTH A TRY!" Daisy yelled.
Daisy left a slutty invitation in the pockets of Belle and the Beast which read,
Meet me in the ballroom at midnight, and also don't mention that there was an invitation because it's sexier that way!
Donald and Mortimer set up the ballroom that hadn't been used in years, while Ludwig made Belle's yellow dress by hand at the gunpoint of Daisy. When Midnight arrived Belle and the Beast went into the ballroom. Ludwig left a little more cleavage in Belle's dress then what was in the movie, in that you could see the top of her nipples and all the way up her thighs. Daisy accidentally broke Mrs. Potts and Chip because a few days before she was drinking tea and it was so scolding hot that she dropped both of them, and even after she tried to tape Mrs. Potts up she was already dead so Daisy had to sing the Beauty and the Beast song. To say the least it wasn't good. However that didn't matter because Belle and the Beast seemed so happy together swaying around and dancing through the CGI looking ballroom. Afterwards they sat down on the deck of the castle and began talking to each other.
"Everyone shut the fuck up!" Daisy yelled, even though she was the only one of the ducks that was talking.
"Beast, these past few months have been the happiest of my life, from the bottom of my heart," Belle smiled.
"Belle you make me happier than anything in the world, you really do!"
"Do you mean it?"
"I do, ever since I've laid my eyes on you I have felt like you are the most beautiful thing on this planet, and I am very sorry if I've shown it in a bad way in the past!"
"Well you've gotten better, and so have I, I can see that you are special!"
The two of them looked deep into each other's eyes and smiled before Belle opened her mouth.
"I..."
"THIS IS IT!" Daisy yelled.
But just like Michael Jackson's This Is It, it did not go well.
"BELLE!" A man screamed from down below the castle.
"GASTON!?" Belle yelled down.
"You have got to be shitting me!" Daisy grabbed a knife and stabbed herself in the heart.
"HOW THE FUCK DID YOU FIND ME HERE?!" Belle asked.
"Who's this!?" The Beast questioned.
"This fucker who I denied a proposal to!"
"EW WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING THAT IS WITH YOU, YOUR PYSCHO DAD WHO TOLD ME YOU WERE HERE WAS RIGHT, THERE IS A MONSTER!" Gaston screamed.
"HE IS NOT A MONSTER, HE IS BETTER IN BED THAN YOU COULD EVER BE ON YOUR HORNIEST DAY!"
"I'M KILLING BOTH OF YOU FOR THAT ONE!"
"Oh shit we have to hide!" Belle screamed.
Belle and the Beast ran back into the castle and forced all of the large furniture to block the windows.
"We can't let that fucker kill them, let's stop him!" Donald yelled.
Donald, Ludwig, and Mortimer ran downstairs towards the front door. Ludwig pulled out three machine guns for them and said, "shoot him the second he walks in!"
Gaston made a very dramatic entrance, flinging the door open violently and charging in. The ducks fired bullets at him, but Gaston caught every single one with his fingers and then ate them. He then picked up the machine guns and broke them all into a million fucking pieces with his bare hands.
"JESUS CHRIST THIS FUCKER IS INSANE!" Ludwig screamed.
The ducks tried to run away but Gaston's muscular arms grabbed the three of them and started beating them up until all of their bones were broken. Gaston began running around the castle psychotically.
"WHERE ARE YOU TWO?!" Gaston echoed throughout the castle walls.
The Beast and Belle hid inside the West Wing and the Beast pulled out his enchanted mirror that allows him to see the outside world, and used it to see where Gaston was in the castle.
"What should we do?" Asked Belle.
"We just have to be quiet," the Beast whispered.
The Beast saw Lumiere in the corner of the room.
"Lumiere, tell every object in the house to have a sneak attack!" The Beast ordered.
Lumiere snuck out through the door and told every object in the house to attack Gaston.
The Beast and Belle watched as out of nowhere every object in the house jumped onto Gaston and attacked him.
"WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THIS CASTLE?!" He yelled, as he pulled off or broke as much of the furniture and objects as he could.
"Do you think they can hold him off for long?" Asked Belle.
"I'm not sure," the Beast stated.
Gaston was on the floor at this point and Lumiere was now punching him in the face. Gaston grabbed Lumiere and threw him against the drapes on a windowsill, lighting them ablaze.
"The castle's going to burn down!" Belle screamed.
"YOU CAN'T HIDE FOREVER, UNLESS YOU WANT TO BURN!" Gaston yelled.
Fire and smoke began to flow throughout the castle. The objects and furniture pussied out and jumped out the windows.
"What do we do?" Belle asked.
"We have to get out of the castle!" The Beast stated.
The two of them crept out the door and began running downstairs. It wasn't long before Gaston caught them, and shot both of them in the legs. Belle immediately fell to the floor, but the Beast had some flesh to his drumsticks and was also just naturally strong so the bullet didn't affect him as much.
"THAT'S IT, I'M SLAUGHTERING YOUR ASS!" The Beast roared.
He picked Belle up and ran as fast as he could to the door where he put her outside and locked the door from the inside forcing him and Gaston inside.
"BE CAREFUL, DON'T LET HIM KILL YOU!" Belle yelled to the Beast from behind the door.
The Beast jumped on top of Gaston and began ripping his skin with his claws and biting off his body parts with his massive choppers. But Gaston, who eats five dozen eggs, was strong enough to beat the shit out of the Beast as well. Not to mention he was aided by the fact that he had a gun which he used to his advantage by puncturing the Beast with bullets.
"LET ME IN BEAST!" Belle screamed from outside, where she was pounding desperately at the door after hearing all of the gunshots.
Donald and Ludwig, who were still in the front entrance and couldn't get up due to broken bones, watched as the two of them fought. Mortimer with his big ass nose died of smoke inhalation.
"FUCK THE BEAST CANNOT DIE!" Donald screamed, "LUDWIG WHERE IS YOUR BAG SO YOU CAN HEAL THE THREE OF US!?"
"I THINK I LEFT IT IN THE BALLROOM!"Ludwig stated.
"FUCK, WHATEVER I AM GOING UP!" Donald said, wiggling his body like a worm as fast as he could.
Both the Beast and Gaston were getting extremely tired, both from their injuries and the smoke from the fire that was now causing the foundation of the castle to break apart and even land on the boy's heads. Eventually a giant fucking gargoyle landed on top of the Beast which cracked his head full on open. The Beast fell over and put his hand on his head in an attempt to stop all of the blood that was pouring down. Gaston decided that this was the perfect time to finish the Beast off, and shot him twenty times before his gun eventually had no more bullets left. Gaston then saw a giant sword on the wall next to him and walked over to the Beast with it. He was limping at this point, and had to hold onto the wall to get his balance.
"BELLE YOUR BEAST IS ABOUT TO BE FINISHED, AND AFTERWARDS YOU WILL BE TOO!" He coughed out.
"NO, FIGHT HIM BEAST, I DON'T WANT YOU TO DIE!" Belle screamed while continuing to bang on the door, her fists beginning to hurt from the slamming of them. She also noticed that the castle looked like it was about to collapse, but didn't want to leave it with the Beast still inside of it.
"It's over for you!" Gaston coughed, blood spraying out of his mouth.
Gaston lifted the sword over the Beast's head, and swung it towards his neck, just about to hit it before suddenly a chainsaw went through Gaston's stomach and was then pulled up through his head. The Beast and Ludwig put their heads up to see that Donald had killed Gaston.
"I GOT THE BAG!" Donald smiled.
"BRING THE BEAST OUTSIDE, AND GET MY LIMBS FIXED!"
Donald healed Ludwig's bones and brought Daisy and Mortimer back to life, before the four of them carried the Beast outside.
"YOU BETTER NOT HAVE BROUGHT ME BACK JUST FOR HIM TO DIE!" Daisy screamed as they put his bloodied body on the ground in front of Belle.
"Wait can't Ludwig just cure him!?" Donald asked.
"Oh yeah!" Ludwig stated.
Ludwig zapped the Beast just as he took his last breath and brought the beast back to life.
"You saved him!" Belle smiled.
The Beast held her hand and smiled back at her.
"I told you I would be alright."
Daisy opened her beak and said, "well technically you weren't alright, if we hadn't been her..."
"Daisy shut up!" Ludwig smiled.
"Okay fine!"
"I thought I lost you, I don't think I could live without you..." Belle paused a second, and the ducks listened closely for a three letter sentence, Belle then said, "I was so afraid..." she took another second, "I think you make me happier than anything else," then a longer one, "I love.. that you aren't dead!"
"OH COME ON!" Daisy screamed.
Then another second, "I love you."
"YES MOTHER FUCKER!" Daisy roared.
The Beast started floating in the air and then started glowing brightly and zipping around before landing. He was now a human. Even though he was ugly as hell as a human, Belle still held his hand and kissed him passionately. The furniture and objects who had jumped out the window walked up to Belle and the Beast now as humans as well, and the fire from the castle went away and now looked even more beautiful than ever. Finally, a voice was heard from a distance.
"That little girl did a great job," it was Jiminy.
"What little girl?" Belle asked.
Jiminy then walked up closer to see Donald, Daisy, Mortimer, and Ludwig smiling at the entrance of the castle with Belle and the now human Beast before screaming, "WHAT THE FUCK?!"