The Original Ducksekeeter

Chapter 16: Follow the Leader

"I don't know if that is what Jiminy had in mind when he said help Kopa," Donald said, still in shock.
"THANKS FOR CLARIFYING THAT DONALD, I WASN'T SURE!" Daisy screamed.
The ducks were still in complete shock over what had happened. In fact everyone in the Pride Lands was in shock over what had just happened. Nobody could believe that Zira had killed Kopa. Simba and Nala were both in deep mourning over the murder of their son, and felt as if nothing could ever make them happy. Timon and Pumbaa were now raising Kiara because Simba and Nala could barely even move. Vitani was also incredibly depressed about everything. She would sit alone all day and cry. She also would have terrifying nightmares where she would see Zira slaughtering Kopa again and again, and would have to look at his body and severed head. The thought of what his severed head looked like was an image that Vitani realized she would never forget.
"We killed him," Daisy said sadly.
"We did not kill him, there was no way we could have escaped from that psycho!" Mortimer said.
"Well we could have at least attempted to stop her from throwing the bag in the lava," Ludwig said sobbing profusely, "BECAUSE IT'S ALL GONE TOO, AND HONESTLY WHICH LOSS IS WORSE!"
"Kopa's because we could have used the device, which I'm now realizing doesn't have a name, to bring him back to life!" Daisy screamed.
The ducks all had no idea what they should do now, and kept waiting for one thing. Jiminy to bring them back to Mathmagic Land and tell them that they failed. And they waited for that to happen. And they waited. And waited. And waited. And waited. And waited...
"WHERE THE FUCK IS THAT GECKO!" Daisy screamed, as the ducks woke him the next morning.
"I don't know, I mean what the fuck is taking him so long!" Donald stated.
"Well maybe we didn't fail," said Mortimer.
"HOW THE FUCK DID WE NOT FAIL, THE ONLY THING THAT LUDWIG TOLD US TO DO WAS HELP KOPA, AND BITCH GUESS WHAT HAPPENED!" Daisy screeched, starting to throw a tantrum.
"And who's fault is it?" Ludwig asked.
"You better not be referring to me!" Daisy spat.
"Well actually I am, I'm the one who said it was a bad idea to bring those two together, but you insisted that that was what Jiminy wanted us to help with, and also continued to let them see each other even when Jiminy clearly wasn't bringing us back while the two were together, but if you hadn't brought them together then Kopa would still be alive, there was probably something us he needed help with and we would have helped him with it and then we would have passed Jiminy's dumbass test!"
Daisy fell to the ground and laid on her back sobbing.
"I WANT TO MURDER MICKEY AND MINNIE SO FUCKING BAD!" She sobbed. She eventually started so hard that she had trouble breathing and began coughing up blood.
"Daisy oh my God calm down, this isn't gonna solve anything!" Ludwig yelled.
"Jesus why is she coughing up so much blood?!" Mortimer said with disgust.
Daisy finally slowed her crying down and then saw a nearby lake.
"I'm tying rocks to my feet and jumping in there!" She screamed.
"NO!" The ducks all yelled.
"IF YOU DIE WE CAN'T REVIVE YOU!" Ludwig screamed.
"I THINK YOUR MISSING THE POINT!" Daisy cried out as she tied rocks to her feet using vines and jumped into the water. However there was a problem in that the lake turned out to only be two feet deep.
"OH COME FUCKING ON!" Daisy bitched.
She tried laying In multiple positions but couldn't find a good spot for her suicide.
"Daisy, I don't think it's gonna work," said Donald.
"YES... IT... IS!" She screamed, while trying to figure out if by just laying flat if that would work, which it didn't as she just rose back up. After a few minutes Daisy got out of the water and yelled, "okay fine, I'm jumping off a tree!"
Daisy found the nearest tree she could see. It was a very thick tree, and was easy to climb for Daisy.
"Is she really gonna do it?" Asked Mortimer.
"I can't really tell," replied Ludwig.
Mortimer and Ludwig realized Donald was being quiet, with him eventually saying, "this is the Tree of Life, I recognize it from Animal Kingdom and the time that Mickey kicked a child out for assault in front of it when he accidentally stepped on Minnie's foot!"
Daisy got to the highest branch of the tree, and before she even started to jump a voice popped out of nowhere and surprised her so much that she almost slipped. The voice said, "I wouldn't do that just now!"
Daisy turned around to see that it was the monkey from the opening scene, Rafiki.
"Bitch you scared the fuck out of me!" Daisy scolded, "what are you doing up here?"
"It is my home," Rafiki said, "and you must bring him home."
"Are you on crack or something, what herbs do we got up here?!"
"Tonight come and see."
"The herbs?"
"No not the herbs," Rafiki broke his weird ass talking character for a second but got it back quickly, "tonight come and see him home."
Daisy climbed down from the tree and walked back over to the ducks.
"Pussy!" Laughed Ludwig.
"SHUT UP, but anyway while I was up there I saw that bitch who holds up Simba!"
"Oh that's right, he lives in this tree!" Donald said.
"Well listen, while I was up there he started saying weird shit like 'tonight he will come home' and shit like that!"
"Okay but he is fucking weird!" Donald stated.
"Yeah but he might know something we don't, maybe he knows something about Kopa!" Daisy smiled.
"Daisy, that is just wishful thinking!" Ludwig said.
"Okay but Jiminy still hasn't come to talk to us, there's clearly more he wants, and even though he is fucking weird and probably just doing it to act up, I think Rafiki does know what he's talking about!"
"Okay fine, but did he say anything about Kopa specifically?" Asked Ludwig.
"No, but he didn't say much, but he did tell me to come back tonight and you bet my ass I am!"
"I'm not going up there in the middle of the night!" Yelled Donald.
"What have you got to fucking lose?" Asked Daisy, "all four of us are going up there tonight and that is final!"
"I wish you did kill yourself," Ludwig said.
That night the ducks walked up to the tree of life.
"I swear we are going to get murdered," stated Mortimer.
"Don't be so dramatic!" Daisy said.
"Coming from the person who had two suicide attempts this morning!"
The ducks climbed up the Tree of Life and began looking around. The ducks were up there for about thirty minutes and there was no sign of Rafiki.
"Yeah no, I'm leaving," Donald said.
"Right behind you," Mortimer said, starting to follow Donald down the tree!"
"NO, GET BACK UP HERE BOTH OF YOU!" Daisy screamed.
"Dais..."
"GET BACK UP HERE OR I WILL FUCKING END YOU!" She growled through gritted teeth.
"Oh god you're scary," Donald said, climbing back up.
"Okay I'll wait five more minutes but then I really am out!" Mortimer said.
Five more minutes in complete silence passed by before Mortimer began leaving again.
"No Mortimer you can't," Daisy said, starting to cry.
"I actually can, goodbye!"
"I'm leaving too!" Ludwig said.
"Me too," replied Rafiki.
"Me too," replied Donald.
"NO YOU CAN'T LEAVE, oh wait there he is."
"What took you so damn long, we've been waiting here forever!" Ludwig screamed at Rafiki.
"The time is ready now," Rafiki said.
"Oh god," Donald rolled his eyes.
"The prince is returning," Rafiki said.
"Told you!" Daisy smiled.
"Okay well no offense but I'm not sure I trust this bitch!" Mortimer said.
"Trust is now."
"FYI you don't sound smart, in fact you actually sound like the most retarded person that's ever existed!" Donald yelled.
"Follow," he said, climbing further up the tree.
"Come on," Daisy said.
"I can't believe we're doing this," Ludwig rolled his eyes.
Rafiki climbed up the tree, as the ducks followed, or at least tried to follow as Rafiki wasn't so much climbing as he was hopping quickly from branch to branch so fast that the ducks could barely keep up. The ducks climbed up every single branch until they made it all the way to the top of the tree. Their hands and legs were in pain by the time they arrived at the top and all of them were extremely tired. They were all very thankful when Rafiki finally stopped.
"Okay now what?" Asked Donald.
"Climb back down," responded Rafiki.
"ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS!" Yelled Mortimer.
"Bitch I'm just gonna finish what Daisy started and just fucking jump!" Yelled Ludwig.
"No jump, just climb, importance in that."
"Come on boys, man up and climb down!" Daisy yelled.
"Okay but I'm fucking done with this shit!" Mortimer screamed.
The ducks climbed all the way back down the tree and down to the ground.
"Good night," smiled Rafiki, climbing back up the tree.
That night not a single soul slept as the ducks all screamed at each other as loud as they could.
"THAT WAS THE BIGGEST FUCKING WASTE OF TIME IN MY LIFE, WE WAIT FOR A HALF HOUR FOR THE RETARD, AND THEN WE CLIMB UP AND DOWN THE TREE AND THATS IT!" Ludwig yelled.
"But Jiminy still hasn't..."
"AND HE STILL HASN'T SO CLEARLY WE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING RIGHT!"
"Okay well you know what at least I'm trying to help, I don't see you three doing jack shit!"
"Coming for the person..."
"I KNOW I TRIED TO KILL MYSELF THIS MORNING, BUT I'M NOT A PERSON AND THAT WAS IN THE PAST!"
"The past, bitch that was less than twenty four hours ago!" Mortimer yelled.
"IT'S STILL THE PAST AND I'M A NEW ME BABY, YOU THINK PEARL HARBOR WAS THE SAME IN TWENTY FOUR HOURS, OR THE TWIN TOWERS, OR JONESTOWN, OR ANNE FRANK, OR CHERNOBYL!"
"Very positive things for you to compare yourself to!"
"WHATEVER, I AM GOING TO SLEEP!" Daisy said, before crying herself to sleep.
The rest of the ducks followed her and drifted off to sleep as well.They then woke up to hear people screaming.
"Damn what is wrong with everyone?" Asked Daisy.
"King Simba is dying!" The ducks overheard a zebra shouting.
"Holy shit!" Daisy said.
"Did he fucking kill himself or something?" Donald asked.
The ducks followed several different animals who were all walking up Pride Rock. They shoved their way through a large crowd to see the inside of the cave, and were shocked almost as shocked as they were when the bag fell in the volcano. Simba was lying on the floor and looked like he was a hundred years old. A lot of his fur looked gray, and was also a lot skinnier than usual. They also saw an elderly, but still standing Nala, Timon, and Pumbaa, and an adult Kiara behind him.
"BITCH WHAT THE FUCK?!" Ludwig screamed out loud, angering most of the animals around them.
Since Ludwig's comment was found offensive he was forced to leave Pride Rock. The other three ducks followed him down and then began to look at each other confusedly.
"What the fuck happened?" Donald asked.
"What happened is... I FUCKING TOLD YOU SO, BITCHES!" Daisy yelled and laughed.
"You told us that we were gonna wake up and Simba would look like he's moved to Florida!" Yelled Donald.
"No, but I told you Rafiki knew what he was doing and clearly he did," Daisy smiled, "when we climbed down the tree we must have time traveled or something to the future!"
"But why do we need to be here?" Asked Mortimer.
"Because he is next," Rafiki said.
"JESUS, did you fucking teleport?!" Donald yelled, all startled.
"Who's next?" Asked Mortimer.
"The lost prince," responded Rafiki.
"He's talking about Kopa, you should all look at your faces because that is how retarded you look!" Daisy said laughing.
"Kopa's dead, apparently for years at this point!" Mortimer stated.
"No, he will return, he will be king," Rafiki said.
"This is insane, how is he gonna return?" Asked Donald.
"Life for life!" Rafiki stated, before the ducks all blinked and he was gone again.
"Is he AI or something?" Asked Ludwig.
"I wonder what he means life for life?" Daisy wondered.
"Aren't you the one who is supposed to understand Rafiki so well?" Donald asked.
"Okay whatever!"
"I think he means that someone can die for Kopa to come back," Ludwig said, "but who is going to die?"
"The thief!" Rafiki popped up and away again.
"The thief?" Donald thought, "Zira stole his life!"
"If we steal her life then he can come back, but why?" Daisy tried to think.
"Because Gods bring life!" Rafiki popped up and away again.
"That's true, we are Gods, and we can help Kopa come back to life, AND WE CAN THEN SLAUGHTER MICKEY AND MINNIE!" Daisy screamed, before marching towards the Outlands.
"Hold on, we have no weapons now, and we also can't die or even get too injured, unless we can accept that it's permanent!" Ludwig stated.
"That's true, what can we use to kill her?" Asked Mortimer.
"I don't know, we'll have to get creative," Daisy said.
The ducks all marched to the Outlands that still looked the same gross and desolate way. They walked deep into it and eventually wound up at the Termite Mounds where they could see Zira, who still looked the exact same age.
"Boy is she in great shape," Ludwig giggled.
"Well pretty soon she won't be!" Daisy said viciously.
The ducks noticed an adult lion walking out of the cave and soon realized that it was Vitani. She was incredibly battered, with claw and bite marks all over her. They also noticed Nuka and also the emo lion Kovu, as well as several other lions in the pride.
"There's too many of them, we have to wait until Zira's alone!" Donald said.
So the ducks waited for a few minutes, before Zira went off by herself to hunt. The ducks, as quietly as they could, crept behind Zira. The ducks all picked up large rocks, but before they could throw them at her, they were all jumped onto from behind by another lion.
"I WILL FUCKING GUT YOU!"
It was Vitani. She looked absolutely terrifying as she held the ducks down. Zira ran over as well and said, "did you all want something from me?"
Ludwig, who still had the rock in his hand, hit Zira and Vitani across the face with it, causing them to both back away from the ducks and allowing them to escape.
"What the fuck is with Kopa's little girlfriend?!" Screamed Ludwig.
"I don't know, but she seems almost as crazy as her dumbass mom!" Daisy responded, "let's split up so that we all don't have to deal with both of them, who wants to fight Zira?"
"NOT ME!" The other three ducks all yelled.
"Well Donald you are my man so you are obligated to protect me!"
"Is that how it works?!"
"YES!"
Donald and Daisy jumped on top of Zira, and began beating her up with all of their strength.
"GET THE FUCK OFF MY MOTHER YOU CUNTS!" Vitani growled.
"DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME!" Zira yelled to Vitani, "GET THOSE TWO FUCKERS OVER THERE AND I'LL FINISH THESE TWO!"
Vitani ran off to chase after Ludwig and Mortimer, while Zira kept fighting Donald and Daisy.
"How is this bitch so strong, she's a hundred?!" Donald asked.
"FUCK YOU!" Zira yelled.
Daisy jumped off and started throwing as many rocks as she could find onto Zira.
"FUCKING HELL!" Zira yelled.
Zira grabbed one of the rocks that Daisy threw at her and chucked it right at Daisy's forehead, sending her falling backwards and knocking her out.
"Oh shit!" Donald screamed.
He punched Zira in the stomach and threw sand into her eyes. Zira fell backwards, blinded by the sand, and while she was doing this, as fast as he could Donald ran to Daisy where he dragged her behind a large stack of boulders. Zira looked around aimlessly. Donald shook Daisy to try and wake her up.
"The fuck happened?" Daisy groaned, "did we win?"
"No, and be quiet she'll hear you," Donald whispered.
Donald looked behind the boulders again.
"She's gone," Donald stated.
"Who's gone?" Asked Daisy.
"Zira."
"OOWWW!" Daisy screamed.
Donald put his hands on Daisy's beak and said, "be quiet, the bitch could be anywhere!"
"My fucking head hurts," Daisy groaned before saying seductively, "help me Doctor Donald!"
Donald wiped the blood off her forehead and asked, "can you still walk?"
"I don't know," she responded.
"That's good enough, let's go!" Donald pulled Daisy off the ground and the two of them went after Zira.
Meanwhile, Mortimer and Ludwig were getting chased to the death by Vitani. She was running so fucking fast that Mortimer and Ludwig felt like their feet were gonna fall off. They considered turning around and trying quickly punching her or something, but her claws looked like fucking machetes that they did not want to enter them.
"Mortimer I can't run for much longer," Ludwig called over.
"Well then goodbye," said Mortimer, "look we have to do something!"
Ludwig thought for a second before saying, "I guess I'll play this card," he turned around, still running, and said to Vitani, "don't you recognize us?"
"YOU'RE THE FUCKERS I AM ABOUT TO MURDER!"
"No, we're Kopa's Gods!"
Vitani stopped running and stared viciously at Mortimer and Ludwig who stopped too.
"Don't you ever say the name of that evil prince in front of me!" She yelled, "how did you know he had Gods around him?"
"Evil prince?" Ludwig said in shock, "you two were incredibly close to each other, and we know that he had Gods because we are them, can you really not recognize us!"
"His brainwashing of me was a million years ago so how could I remember anything from then," Vitani spat, "but now my eyes are open!" They were very bloodshot.
"He did not brainwash you, your mom brainwashed you!"
"I WILL TEAR YOU A FUCKING PART!"
"Maybe we should change the subject," suggested Mortimer.
Ludwig ignored Mortimer and asked Vitani, "what happened to you?"
"Nothing happened to me other than getting wise!"
"You are not being wise, you aren't even trying to remember Kopa!"
Vitani began growling and looked like she was fucking rabid. Without warning, if you don't count her murder glare as a warning at least, she ran towards Mortimer and Ludwig fast as hell. Mortimer and Ludwig simply stepped out of the way, but with her momentum Vitani could not stop and ended up falling off a small cliff and hurting her foot.
"Okay this is our cue to go!" Ludwig stated.
Ludwig and Mortimer ran away from Vitani, while Donald and Daisy kept searching for Zira.
"Donald this is stressful!" Daisy stated.
"I know, she could pop out of nowhere and butcher us!"
"Do you think she's still having trouble seeing?" Asked Daisy.
"She's probably better by now unfortunately," said Donald.
The ducks quickly stopped because Zira, with her back turned to them, was walking right in front of Donald and Daisy. She was hunched down like she was waiting to pounce and attack somebody. Daisy picked up some more rocks, while Donald grabbed a large stick with a sharp edge that somewhat resembled a knife. Without a moment to lose, Donald and Daisy ran up to Zira and jumped onto her from behind. She was quick to try and bite and scratch the two of them, but was slowed down when Donald stabbed her in the chest with the sharp stick. Suddenly the ducks were transported from the Outlands to being in the sky where there were star alignments that resembled many different lions, one being Mufassa.
"Where the shit are we?" Asked Daisy.
"We're with the kings of the past," said Donald.
"It's beautiful!" Daisy said before pointing at an alignment of a young looking lion, "look!"
"It's Kopa!" Donald said, looking closer at the stars.
"But he isn't a king," mentioned Daisy.
"Not yet," Donald stated.
They then heard the sound of someone in pain, and turned around to see Zira lying down. Donald and Daisy walked, or more floated, over to Zira. Donald went to try and find the stick again, but instead actually now found a real steak knife that magically appeared in its place. Donald stabbed Zira multiple times until she was dead. Zira then floated downwards, she would not be staying with the great kings of the past.
"Donald, Kopa's gone!" Daisy said, pointing at where his alignment used to be.
Suddenly the ducks were back in the Outlands.
"Do you think he's back?" Asked Daisy.
"Let's see, but he might not be in the Outlands!' Donald guessed.
Donald and Daisy began walking towards the Pride Lands. As they were walking they heard voices from behind them and turned around to see Ludwig and Mortimer.
"Zira's dead!" Daisy yelled, "now we're trying to find Kopa!"
"That's great!" Ludwig said, "although what's not great is that Vitani is fucking crazy and hates Kopa!"
"Well maybe with mom dead she'll get all Jeanette McCurdy and realize who was right all along!"
"Now we're heading for the Pride Lands," Donald said.
The ducks walked into the Pride Lands and began searching for Kopa.
"Where do you think he would be?" Asked Mortimer.
"I don't kno..." Donald began before stopping once hearing an animal say, "THE KING IS DEAD!"
Animals began charging towards Pride Rock and, not wanting to end up like the now dead king's dead dad, ran out of the stampede of animals.
"Okay this is too much of a coincidence," said Daisy, "where is the new king?!"
The ducks walked as far as they could to where there weren't a million animals. They eventually walked far enough that almost all of the animals were now in front of them. The one exception was that Vitani, Nuka, and Kovu were walking up to them.
"How did you find us?" Daisy asked.
"Not to sound racist," said Donald smiling politely, "but you aren't allowed here so get out!"
"Fuck off, my brothers and I are ending you!" Vitani yelled.
Ludwig threw an acorn and Nuka and killed him.
"Okay, my brother and I are ending you!" Vitani yelled.
The ducks ran away from Vitani and Kovu as they ran towards them.
"CAN KOPA HURRY THE FUCK UP?!" Screamed Daisy.
The ducks ran into an area with a lot of trees as they figured that it would be easier to lose Vitani and Kovu in there. Kovu ended up tripping on a log and getting knocked out after falling on his head, but Vitani left him behind and at this point was running so fast that the grass on the ground was flung all the way to the Termite Mounds in the Outlands. The ducks kept running, having the shove vines as they hit their faces and trying to not trip on anything on the ground. But as they were running forward the ducks suddenly realized that they recognized the area that they were in. They also realized that Vitani was no longer chasing them and seemed to recognize the area that they were in too. It was the area in the woods where there were all of the flowers that Kopa and Vitani would play in. The ducks then saw Vitani turn to her left and stare aggressively at something and also become basically paralyzed. The ducks turned too and saw a lion about the same age as Vitani standing among the flowers. Can you guess who it was?
"Vitani," Kopa said, walking towards her.
Vitani stood still with her jaw slightly dropped. She hadn't been this shocked since she watched Kopa die in front of her. As Kopa approached, she suddenly became more aggressive and began shaking. But Kopa got just close enough that he was able to lick her head. She then stopped moving again, but this time leaned onto him.
"We're back," she whispered, "you don't seem as shocked as me."
"I've been waiting for my Gods to bring me back."
The ducks walked with Kopa and Vitani out of the forest and towards Pride Rock.
"My father is dead isn't he?" Kopa asked the ducks.
"Yes," said the ducks very in unison very seriously.
"And Zira too?"
"Yes, and thank God, she was a cunt," said the ducks very in unison very seriously.
Kopa turned towards Pride Rock and began to walk up it alongside Vitani. The animals around were immediately shocked to see Vitani but then also had to question if their eyes were still working correctly when they saw the adult Kopa. Kopa walked towards Kiara and Nala who were hovering over Simba's corpse.
"Long live the king," said Kopa.
Nala and Kiara looked up and both about had a heart attack and died with Simba as well.
"You're fucking lying to me," Kiara coughed out in shock.
"Oh, oh, oh," Nala laid down across the ground.
"This can't be the truth," said Kiara.
"I know it's shocking," said Kopa.
Nala began coughing on the floor and almost started hyperventilating, before yelling, "WHO ARE YOU?!"
"I don't completely expect you to believe me just yet, but am I your son!"
Nala looked at Kopa's face and whispered, "let me see your eyes."
Kopa and his mother's eyes met and they stared at one another for two whole minutes. When they finally broke away Nala began to laugh.
"I don't know how this can be," Nala said, "but it brings me such joy!"
"Why have you come back?" Asked Kiara, "of course I also want to ask how but I don't even believe that there is an answer to that!"
"He's come back in place of others," Rafiki said, walking out of the cave.
"He is still fucking creepy," whispered Mortimer.
"In place of Dad," Kiara thought.
"And in place of Zira!" Vitani said, walking up.
"OH MY GOD, AN OUTSIDER!" Nala yelled (there is also a fan theory that Nala and Vitani are mother and daughter but I'm not even gonna get into that).
"She is my friend," Kopa said.
"But that is the daughter of the woman who killed you isn't it?" Asked Kiara.
"Yes, but she isn't like her," Ludwig laughed when thinking back to a few minutes ago, "and I don't think any of them are like her, or Scar, and now as King I will make sure that everyone is allowed in the Pride Lands!"
"Are you sure," questioned Nala, but as she looked at Vitani sitting next to Kopa she smiled and said, "okay then."
That day, night, and even the rest of the week were an intense one, as Kiara and Nala still had to mourn the loss of Simba, but at the same time had to get used to and also love the fact that Kopa was back. There was also a transition period where the Outsiders moved into the Pride Lands, where Kopa and Vitani could finally live together without fear of being in any danger. Kiara also fell in love with Vitani's emo brother Kovu.
"Imma need to see a family tree," said Ludwig, "like isn't Scar their dad, are they all cousins?"
And it wasn't too long before Kopa had his coronation and became king. Kopa stood up at the edge of Pride Rock and looked out into a crowd of cheering animals. It was the first time in a very long time when the Pride Lands had a sense of harmony to them, and it was during this ceremony that the world began to spin around and the ducks were in Mouseton. The ducks looked around the city and realized that not only was it Mouseton but it was 1927. They then turned around to look at Jiminy Cricket who was smiling at the four of them.
"You four have had quite the journey, but today it has come to an end, and a new one will begin," Jiminy said, "I didn't know how you all trying to become the mascots would work out, and there have certainly been both highs and lows, but what I do know is that you are ready!"
The ducks all began smiling, with Donald and Daisy especially looking like they were about to burst out screaming.
"Donald and Daisy," Jiminy looked at them and their excited faces, "go kill Mickey and Minnie and become the mascots of Disney!"
"Okay," Donald and Daisy screamed.
The ducks turned around and began to walk off, before Daisy turned around and went back over to Jiminy.
"Thank you Jiminy," she smiled.
"You're welcome Daisy," he smiled back.
She then lifted her leg up and slammed her shoe on Jiminy, squishing him to death.
"Faggot," she laughed, "OKAY NOW LET'S GET THOSE FUCKING MICE!"