The Original Ducksekeeter

Chapter 40: Pineapple Island

Daisy and Mortimer continued flying around in the jet for the next few hours. Neither of them had a clue on where they should go, or where they could go. Pretty much everywhere in the world Daisy was being searched for so it's not like there were too many options to choose from. For a while they just continued doing what Daisy had been doing for the past two months, which was just flying around and doing nothing.
"Are you having fun?!" Asked Mortimer.
"Yeah I'm having a great time, I love having no responsibilities!"
"So you're sure there is nowhere you can think of heading to?!"
"Well I don't want anyone to see me so we can go wherever that might be!"
"Well there has to be somewhere that could work!"
The two of them continued flying for another few hours before Daisy eventually went into a bedroom on the jet and fell asleep. When she woke up she checked her phone to see that they were flying over some tropical looking islands near the Caribbean.
"MORTIMER THIS IS TOO CLOSE TO AMERICA, TURN THE JET AROUND!" Daisy screamed from her bed.
However, Mortimer did not seem to hear Daisy yelling and continued flying the jet forward. Daisy got out of bed and walked towards the front of the jet where Mortimer was steering.
"Mortimer get your big ass ears checked, I said turn around!"
"I have a surprise for you!"
"Well I don't want it!"
"You might like it!"
Suddenly Mortimer began pushing the jet down.
"MORTIMER WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING, WE CAN'T LAND HERE, IT'S LIKE THE MIDDLE OF THE FUCKING OCEAN!"
"We'll hit land!"
At first Daisy thought Mortimer was actually going to go directly into the ocean. When they first went under the clouds all Daisy could see was water, but when they kept going down Daisy began to realize that there was an island down below that they were going to hit.
"Mortimer what the fuck is this, cast away, why are we going on this island, if we're stopping around here at least take us to Barbados so I can feel Rihanna's presence!"
Mortimer kept on flying the jet down though and eventually landed right in the sand.
"Let's go outside!" Mortimer said.
Mortimer ran out the door and Daisy slowly followed him out the door.
"It's very pretty here, but I'm going back in the jet!" Daisy stated.
"Why?!"
"Because it's fucking deserted here!"
"Exactly, that's what you wanted!"
"What?!"
"You said you wanted to go to a place where nobody would see you, this is a nice place isn't it?"
"Yeah, I guess it is!"
"Then let's stay here!"
"Okay but Mortimer there isn't much to do!"
"Well I am sure that we can find something to do, this island is large and there is enough that can keep us busy for a while!"
"Now is it really deserted or will we come across some scary natives or something!"
"As far as I'm concerned it's deserted, outside of some animals but we have weapons and can kill them!"
"But how do you know!"
"I researched this island online!"
"What's it called?"
"Pineapple Island!"
"Well they were creative with that one!"
"So should we stay here for a while?"
"You know what fine, I don't have anything too much better to do at the moment!"
"Okay well then it sounds like we are staying, and if we are staying we need shelter!"
"We have the jet!"
"But I want us to have a complete island experience!"
"Okay fine, but you're a man so you're doing most of the work!"
"Fine then!"
Daisy and Mortimer walked away from the beach and deeper into the woods.
"So what are we thinking for the shelter, what should it be?!" Daisy asked.
"What were you thinking?"
"I don't know, maybe we should make a hut or something, we could get wood and build one!"
"Or maybe we could do something even better, how about we make it a treehouse!"
"Mortimer how the fuck are we building a goddamn treehouse?!"
"Are there any tools in the jet?"
"I'll check!"
Daisy went into the jet and looked around. She eventually came across a ladder, a hammer and nails, a saw, and an ax because things like to conveniently pop up in the jet. Once Daisy returned all of the tools, her and Mortimer began working on the treehouse. They cut down some trees and got wood off of them, they then climbed up the ladder and started building the treehouse around the tree. This ended up taking about a month to do because they both of them have never done something like this before, but when they eventually did end up finishing it. Once they were done that is when they got some furniture that had previously been in the jet and put it into the treehouse. This was not the easiest thing to do but the two of them eventually figured it out. Well Daisy never really figured it out too well but Mortimer did a good enough job on his own. Once Daisy and Mortimer were finished they sat up on a bed in the tree house.
"I can't believe how nice it looks in here," Daisy stated.
"I know, I feel like we could really stay here a while!"
"It sounds nice, I'm happy I'm up here, I love having our own little private island and I love that it feels like I get to rule the whole place myself, and with you too!"
"Well I am happy that my idea to come here was a good one!"
"Honestly I feel like I could just stay on this island forever, there's nothing else I really feel like doing, I love feeling like I'm a part of nature and also hearing all of the waves from the ocean around us!"
"I think it feels kind of perfect here!"
"Me too!"
"And I'm happy I'm with you!"
Daisy rolled her eyes a bit before saying, "ditto."
Mortimer leaned in and began making out with Daisy and Daisy soon began making out with him right back. The two of them made out for a few minutes, and really went for the gold. It was very wet and there was a lot of tongue going on. Daisy felt very weird making out with Mortimer at first since this was the first time she was doing anything sexual since murdering Donald, also Mortimer's face shape was just really weird and pointy, it felt like she was making out with a baguette. The two kept on going at it until eventually it led to something more. Daisy and Mortimer both took off their clothes and began fucking on the bed. It was crazy after knowing each other for over a billion years to now finally start fucking but it was happening and they both were into it. Nobody was going to stop them. The whole world seemed to belong to them in that moment alone on this deserted island. This feeling about togetherness continued on for several months while the two of them lived on the island. They would spend their days getting up early and staying up late. They would explore all over the island and see the different parts of it. It actually was a somewhat large island, with at least something new that they could encounter every day. Nevertheless they ended up getting very acquainted with the island and could get around it very easily. There also were really that many animals on the island so they didn't even have to worry about anything trying to kill them. Something that they also came across were small caves and holes in the ground which all looked very nice to them. They would also go and get food every day by hunting for any of the animals, finding fruits that seemed non poisonous, and there actually were a few pineapples on the island, and would go fishing right out of the ocean. And if they ever got very bored on the island, which actually didn't happen too often, they could just hang out around the jet where there was still a lot to do. Also they loved that they had each other. Daisy and Mortimer truly felt like they could understand each other, a feeling which they had had before but never this much, or with this much bringing them together. It all really did feel just so perfect. The two of them felt a great love for one another that was truly special. Neither of them had ever spent this much time alone with someone else. The two of them did have their time in Mathmagic Land, but Ludwig was there and Donald kind of, and also they were not in the best state of mind while they were there and weren't able to appreciate each other in this way. But now they felt awake and alive, like they could do anything when together. This was their world now and nothing could stop that.
"God it is such a lovely morning, but honestly I feel like every morning here is lovely!" Daisy said after waking up.
"I agree it is so great!" Mortimer smiled.
Daisy headed out the treehouse and began walking through the trees before coming across a tree with the type of berry she knew was non poisonous. She picked out a few and went back upstairs to begin eating them for breakfast.
"Guess what?!" Mortimer began as Daisy walked up, "today marks six months we have been here!"
"Oh my God, you know it actually feels like time has flown kind of!"
"I agree, it has went fast!"
"I think we have killed it at the deserted island thing, I mean we are even hotter than the Blue Lagoon!"
"I think for the anniversary I might have a surprise for you!"
"That sounds great!" Daisy giggled.
"Okay well do your own thing today but tonight meet me at the beach!"
"Okay!"
Daisy spent the day frolicking around the island happily, while avoiding the beach so that Mortimer could work on whatever he was doing. But when the sun began to set Mortimer sent Daisy a text (they also set up WiFi around the island, they aren't that much of fucking castaways, Daisy still checks insta and even keeps some of her snap streaks going, but she did turn off her location) saying that it was time for her to meet up with him. Daisy headed towards the beach gleefully, but when she arrived she almost fell over because of how nice it looked. Mortimer set up beautiful lights, a table, and cooked a delicious looking steak with red wine to drink.
"What do you think?!"
"I THINK IT IS REALLY FUCKING BEAUTIFUL!"
Daisy ran up to Mortimer and jumped on him so that they actually did fall to the floor and then began passionately kissing him. Once they got up Daisy quickly ran to her seat and began eating before then suddenly stopping.
"FORGOT TO SAY GRACE, GOD THANK YOU FOR MORTIMER MOUSE!"
Her and Mortimer ate their meal and it tasted absolutely amazing.
"Where did you get this food anyway?"
"It was in the jet."
"You cooked it amazingly!"
"It seems like it!"
"Mortimer I feel so happy right now, and I wish I had something that I could give to you right about now!"
"I'm just glad that you're here!"
"Me too, I feel so good right now!"
"I actually think this might be the happiest I have ever been in my entire life, what about you?"
"I think it might b..." suddenly Daisy felt a sudden feeling of depression and guilt hit her in this moment of euphoria, it was as if she realized that she was not eating this dinner with Donald, she knew that she wasn't but suddenly everything just felt all wrong, but the feeling did go back to more like how she had been feeling previously about as quick as the sudden new feeling came.
"What is it?!"
"Nothing, my stomach felt weird for a second but now it's fine!"
"Okay well anyway do you want dessert?!"
"Of course!"
Mortimer brought Daisy out a five layer chocolate cake which she then devoured happily as well. Mortimer and Daisy headed back up into their treehouse that night and drifted off to sleep. But then suddenly some more problems arose. Donald made a few appearances in Daisy's dreams. He didn't say anything, he would just stand there and look at her and Mortimer very eerily. When Daisy woke up she began to feel depressed. She had hoped that the feeling about Donald that she had during dinner last night was just a one time thing, and for a second it seemed like it was because the rest of the night went well. But the dream or maybe nightmare fucked it all up again. Now Donald was on her mind. Daisy couldn't even really remember the last time Donald was on her mind. That's not to say that she had forgotten about him or anything, but he had just not been at the forefront of her thoughts for a while and she felt almost horrified that he was there now. This was beginning to ruin everything. Daisy would think about Donald almost constantly. She would think about him when looking at the ocean, when looking at the sky, and when looking at Mortimer. She would sometimes have dreams where she would relive the moment that she killed Donald, which would cause her to wake up feeling all horrible. Daisy tried to hide it from Mortimer and she assumed that it was working pretty well, as she still would act all happy around the clock. But Mortimer could eventually tell that something was off. At first he didn't bring it up because he thought it could just be in his head, but it got to a point that Daisy seemed so distant that one night he just sat her down so the two of them could talk.
"Daisy what is going on with you?!"
"What are you talking about, nothing is going on with me Mortimer!"
"Why can't you just be honest, don't you trust me!"
"Yes I trust you, do you trust me because right now it seems like you don't!"
"Okay let's just stop talking about trust because it seems like this is becoming argumentative, all I'm saying is that you seem to be off for some reason and I want to figure out what's going on!"
"How am I off?!"
"You just seem distant and not as excited about things as you used to be, and is there a reason for that?"
"No, I mean, well maybe there is but I don't want to get into it!"
"Why not?!"
"Because it's stupid and pointless and we should just be happy!"
"Well if you say it maybe then you can become more happy!"
"Saying it will not make me more happy, it definitely won't make you happy, and I think it should be left alone!"
"What is it?!"
Daisy realized Mortimer probably wouldn't let up so she just straight up said, "I can't stop thinking about Donald!"
Mortimer looked shocked and somewhat offended, and simply said, "that's too bad!" before walking off, as Daisy became pissed about the situation she may have just gotten herself into.
The next few weeks were definitely the rockiest they had been since arriving at the island. Mortimer didn't completely ignore Daisy, but he was not as happy as he was before. He wouldn't talk to Daisy as much as he used to and Daisy began getting very annoyed by this behavior. She knew telling him how she was feeling about Donald would be a sensitive topic but this was getting a little dramatic for her. So one morning she decided to just straight up confront Mortimer and set some things straight.
"Okay listen, I think that if both of us want this relationship to work out then we are going to have to just get over the shit that is bothering us!"
"That's easier said than done!"
"I know it is but we are going to have to get over this, that is what is best for the both of us!"
"I am just upset!"
"I know you're upset and I am too!"
"Well you shouldn't be upset you are the one who fucking murdered Donald in the first place!"
"Oh my God, what the fuck is that even supposed to mean?!"
"It's supposed to mean that it was your decision to kill him so why are you suddenly acting like you regret it?!"
"Because I do regret it Mortimer, I regretted it the second I fucking did it!"
"Then why did you even do it?!"
"I don't know why!"
"What do you mean you don't know why?!"
"It just happened, we were arguing, I was chopping vegetables, and all of the sudden I fucking stabbed him without truly grasping the fact that I did it, and listen to me I am going to fucking regret that, anyone would regret murdering their fucking husband if they loved him!"
"So you loved him?!"
"Yes of course I loved him, are you kidding?!"
"Well I thought you loved me!"
"Mortimer I can still love you and Donald!"
"No you can't, not truly, oh my God Daisy I just can't believe that you are not fucking over him!"
"Well I'm sorry, but it really isn't even any of your business if I love Donald still or not and honestly you just shouldn't even really fucking care!"
"Of course I am going to care, we are supposed to be the ones who are together Daisy!"
"We are together!"
"Yeah right now!"
"Yeah right now, obviously right now, what did we randomly travel to the future without me noticing!"
"Well I'm just saying that I don't think this is going to last, not if you aren't over Donald!"
"Well Mortimer it has still been less than a year, I mean of course I am still going to think about Donald a pretty large amount, the fact that I spent so much time not thinking about him has probably fucked some things up and now I'm really going to have to get over some things, and if you can't handle that then you are fucking selfish and aren't thinking of what I need to do, Mortimer I am in fucking mourning!"
"But Daisy you fucking killed him, this isn't like he had cancer or some heart attack, you fucking jammed a knife into his fucking heart!"
"AND I REGRET IT, LOOK I'M NOT PRETENDING I'M THE FUCKING MOTHER OF GOD OR SOMEONE, BUT I AM ALLOWED TO FEEL HOWEVER I WANNA FUCKING FEEL ABOUT SOMETHING THAT I DID MY FUCKING SELF, AND YOU ARE GOING TO DEAL WITH IT OR ELSE WE ARE GOING TO HAVE TO SERIOUSLY RECONSIDER OUR RELATIONSHIP!"
"Well let me tell you how our relationship is going, it is over!"
"Oh please Mortimer you are such a damn drama queen, it does not have to be fucking over, you just need to listen to what I have to say!"
"Daisy, what you have to say is some bullshit!"
"Nothing I have said is bullshit, I am being so fucking real with you it's not even funny!"
"You are just a fucking mess you know that, you have no idea what it is that you want, you kill your husband, you leave society, you begin a relationship with me because you seem to want to leave your past behind, and now you are saying that you regret murdering Donald!"
"Okay well Mortimer I am only fucking human!"
"You're a duck!"
"Shut up!"
"Listen, I'm done with this conversation!"
"Well I'm not, we can't keep going on like this, we are either fixing it or this thing we got going is through!"
"I'm pretty sure I already said that it's through, at this point I honestly think you're just desperate to hear somebody say you aren't a mess, which believe me nobody is going to give you that satisfaction!"
"Well fine, I'll accept that our relationship is over but can you at least see where I'm coming from!"
"Sure!"
"That sounded sarcastic!"
"It was!"
"It is not hard to see where I am coming from, my husband is dead, and yes I know the context that he died in but it doesn't change the fact that his ass is fucking dead so I am going to goddamn mourn over it!"
"Well, do it away from me!"
"Where do you want me to go!"
"I don't know, maybe you should just go turn your dumbass into the police and hang out on death row!"
"What are you saying, that you want me fucking dead?!"
"I want you out of my face and off this island!"
"I'm not leaving yet!"
"We are through!"
"Yes Mortimer, I get that, I'm not retarded, but what I'm saying is that an argument has begun between us and I want to fucking finish it!"
"Fine, what else do you have to say!"
"You made me kill Donald!"
Mortimer about started choking at that one.
"Daisy you are fucking losing it, I mean I guess I should have known you lost it after you stabbed Donald but I think it's safe to say that it's official!"
"But it's true, you ruined fucking everything for me!"
"No I did fucking not!"
"Yes you did fucking too, everything was going perfectly fucking perfect in Donald and I's career and then you had to fucking ruin everything by convincing me that I had to become more famous than Donald!"
"Daisy, you were jealous of Donald long before I even mentioned the idea of you becoming more famous than him, remember Suck My Cliter?!"
"Yes I remember Suck My Clitler, and yes I did become jealous of Donald before you became involved, but nothing was actively ruining my relationship with him until you got involved, you made me marry Daffy, you made me feel like I couldn't love Donald, you essentially made Donald have to marry that Mexican knock off of me, you made me murder Daffy, and you made me go fucking crazy, and that craziness that you brought upon me caused me to murder Donald!"
"I think you need to learn to take responsibility!"
"I take responsibility Mortimer, I hate myself for killing Donald, but I can recognize where my problems come from!"
"Daisy I haven't even fucking talked to you since you and Donald remarried over fifteen years ago so how have any of your recent problems came from me!"
"They stem from what you did in the past!"
"Yeah well okay!"
"It's the truth, you are fucking insane Mortimer and you fucking know it!"
"I am not insane!"
"Good comeback by the way, yes you are insane, the shit you had me do was fucking crazy, and you're ass was also really weirdly fucking obsessed with me, I mean it has always been obsessed with me you are always trying to help me and all that weird shit and bitch it's like leave me the fuck alone, and it pisses me off because you can act all innocent now and play the you murdered your husband card at me but bitch don't fucking kid yourself, I know your ass was like a child on Christmas when you heard that I killed Donald because that meant I could be yours, and for a second your dream came true, you and I were finally alone together and it felt perfect, but the second I bring up Donald's name you get all angry, you are an obsessive fucking freak!"
"I just like to get what I want!"
"Oh Jesus Christ Mortimer, and you know something else is that you are just fucking annoying, I can't forget that!"
"Well it is the truth, I like to get what I want, when I hate Mickey and Minnie I want them dead and I am happy when they die, when I love you and want to make you happy I will do whatever it takes for that to happen..."
"Well then you are just fucking crazy because quote on quote whatever it took involved ruining my relationship with Donald and making me feel like it was okay to go all crazy and do all of that crazy shit like marrying Daffy and oh my God Mortimer I am just so fucking mad at you for some of the shit you have pulled, and why the fuck did I listen to you, why the fuck am I even here with you right now, you're a loser!"
"I deserve fucking happiness, that's really all I'm going at, I deserve happiness because for the longest time I was just furious about what happened with Mickey and Minnie and I was upset that my own career wasn't going phenomenally, it is hard when people are made to not like you, and the funny thing is is that you understand, honestly Daisy we are fucking similar if you think about it, and that's honestly why I love you so much I think we are truly fucking perfect for one another!"
"We aren't similar, I actually got she done, I was the one who killed Mickey and Minnie, not you, I was the one who became a famous fucking celebrity, not you, YOU ARE A FUCKING NOBODY!"
"I WILL FUCKING GUT YOU!" Mortimer screamed before punching Daisy across the face.
"AAAAAAHHHHHH, HOW FUCKING DARE YOU, YOU ARE FORGETTING WHO YOU ARE FUCKING MESSING WITH, I WILL FUCKING CUT YOU INTO RIBBONS!"
"Okay you know what Daisy I'm sorry!"
"You're sorry?!"
"Yes I'm sorry!"
"You know what, I am fucking out of here, your ass is insane Mortimer, I'm done with you!"
"NO YOU CANNOT LEAVE, YOU KNOW WHAT I HAVE CHANGED MY MIND, YOU CAN MOURN DONALD, YOU CAN TALK ABOUT DONALD, JUST DON'T LEAVE, AND JUST MAKE SURE TO APOLOGIZE FOR CALLING ME A NOBODY AND THEN WE WILL BE EVEN!"
"NO, MORTIMER YOU ARE FUCKING CRAZY, I AN NOT SPENDING ANOTHER SECOND HERE WITH YOU!"
"YOU CANNOT FUCKING LEAVE!"
"OH YEAH, WATCH ME!"
Mortimer punched Daisy in the face again and Daisy punched right back, except Mortimer ended up falling through the wood of the treehouse and into the branches. Daisy took this time to climb down the rope ladder that gave entry to the tree house and run as fast as she fucking could through the forrest. While it took Mortimer a second to get out of all the branches, he eventually got to the ground without any major injury and began chasing Daisy.
"GET THE FUCK BACK HERE YOU CUNT!"
"FUCK OFF!"
Daisy just continued running and running and was thankful that she had a pretty strong pace ahead of Mortimer. As Daisy continued to run she eventually saw an opening in the middle of the trees ahead and got out onto the beach. She could see the jet right ahead of her and just darted through the sand. The sand was heavy and hard to run in, and she also wasn't wearing any shoes so she had to make sure she didn't come across any sharp objects or crabs or some shit. But she didn't and got right to the jet, its door wide open as if it were just waiting for her. While running into the jet she saw that Mortimer was coming close by and so she quickly slammed the door and locked it. She then sat in the pilot seat and was about to prepare for take off, but she couldn't find the keys anywhere. She checked her entire purse, her pockets, and even around the jet a little bit but she couldn't find them anywhere. She came to the scary theory that the last one who had them was Mortimer, a theory proven true when the doors unlocked and Mortimer came running in.
"OH FUCK!"
"OH FUCK IS RIGHT, YOU ARE NOT GOING FUCKING ANYWHERE!"
Daisy saw that Mortimer was holding a giant, thick fucking stick and realized that she was right cornered where she was standing on the jet. Daisy knew the only way she could get out was if she made a run for it, which she attempted, but Mortimer got too close and ended up hitting her right across the face with the stick, knocking her unconscious.
When Daisy woke up she almost thought that she had gone blind. All she could see around her was complete darkness. It was also mostly silent outside of some little sounds outside in the forest. Daisy had a headache but it wasn't the worst thing in the world, she has had some very aggressive hangovers, so she got up and began looking around. She came to the conclusion that she was not blind and realized that she was in some sort of cave. She looked around to see how much space she had and how far it went. The cave was smaller and compacted, but Daisy thought that if it were a cave then there would have to be some way out that she could walk through. But then suddenly a light came from above and Daisy saw that she was actually in one of those small holes in the ground. She then saw that Mortimer was standing above her and that he was blocking the entrance to the hole with a giant rock.
"YOU ARE STAYING HERE FOREVER BITCH!"
"MORTIMER YOU ARE FUCKING INSANE!"
"LISTEN HERE IS THE DEAL, I AM GOING TO WAIT UNTIL YOU DIE OF STARVATION, THEN I AM GOING TO TAKE YOUR CORPSE AND BE WITH IT FOREVER AND FOREVER!"
"YOU BETTER NOT DO ANYTHING MY DAMN CORPSE MORTIMER!"
"OH I WILL, SEE YOU IN TWO MONTHS!"
Mortimer put the rock back over the exit of the hole and ran off. Daisy had no idea how the fuck she was going to get out. The hole was about twenty feet down so it would be very hard to climb up and reach the exit. And that would only be the first problem, the second would be moving the giant ass rock out of the way. But Daisy was not giving up without a fight. She decided that she would take it one step at a time, so first she would plan how she was going to get up the cave wall and towards the rock, and then after doing through with that then she would deal with the rock. The walls of the hole mostly just went straight up and didn't have any protruding things that she could use to climb. She saw that the walls were made of dirt and Daisy knew she could use this to her advantage. At first she even considered climbing through the dirt and getting out through that way, but the dirt was close to being solid and it would be very challenging digging through very hard dirt up twenty feet. So Daisy decided to ditch that plan and go back to the climbing up to the rock one. Daisy picked up two nearby sticks that looked almost like smaller versions of the one Mortimer hit her with and jammed them into the wall. She used them to climb by jamming one in above the other. The first few times she fell down, but eventually she got the hang of it and made it up a full twenty feet. When she reached the rock it turned out to be a major fucking problem. This fucking rock was so damn heavy that it was actually insane. It also sucked because Daisy could really only use one hand to try and push it so that she could hang on from the ceiling. She tried pushing it for a second before she lost her balance and fell down twenty feet to the floor. Thankfully she didn't break any fucking bones but she still was in pain after that. Although pain wasn't stopping her so she went on trying to get out of the hole. She made a few more attempts, but none of them worked. She continued doing this for two more days, but again every single time it was unsuccessful. She thought that maybe it was best to try a new strategy, but she thought that the way she was doing it was the best idea and that she would eventually get somewhere. She eventually did come up with a potential new idea to get the rock out of the way, that being where she, instead of trying to push the rock away, would loosen the rock out by hitting the surrounding area of the rock with the sticks. But Daisy noticed that the rock was in a spot where the dirt was almost completely solid. Daisy still attempted to loosen it though by constantly hitting the nearby dirt, but she eventually ended up falling down from the ceiling and fell down to the ground. This time she landed very (I just realized Daisy can fly, oops plot hole, just pretend she can't) hard against the ground, harder than she previously had, and ended up coming very close to breaking her right wing.
"SON OF A FUCKING BITCH!" She screamed in pain.
Daisy was fucking pissed, she had no idea how she would be able to get out of the hole now. She decided that the best thing she could do was rest her wing for at least a week, so that she could try to have it healed. So Daisy waited for the entire fucking week, which only fucked more things up for her. The lack of food was already beginning to set in, but what was really fucking her up was the lack of water. The dehydration was truly slowly killing her and Daisy knew she would have to get out soon. She decided to go back to attempting climbing up the wall because she had nothing to lose, except her life of course, but as she climbed up it got to a point where she knew she wasn't going to make it. The lack of water was setting in aggressively, thankfully she had been mostly healthy and hydrated before going into the hole but that didn't really matter anymore. Two more days went by and Daisy had to come to terms with the fact that she probably wouldn't be leaving the hole. Daisy closed her eyes and decided to just drift off to sleep or die. But when she closed her eyes her life seemed to pretty much flash before her eyes. She saw Mickey and Minnie's cunt asses, she saw Donald, she relived the Masquerade Ball, and the lawsuit trial, and the Mouse Café, and Mathmagic Land, the magical time dream, going through the Disney movies with Jiminy, first becoming famous with Steamboat Willie, all of Walt's Extravaganzas, all of Mortimer's shitty plans to get her quote on quote more famous, her relationship with Daffy and Donald's relationship with Donna, the moment she killed Donald, and right before Mortimer hit her with the stick. Suddenly Daisy burst awake and felt as if she had all the energy in the world. She wasn't going to let anything stop her now, she had been through too much. It didn't matter how much her wing hurt or how dehydrated she was, or the fact that her ass was actually about to die. She was Daisy Duck and she was going to do what she likes to do best. Take what is hers. She climbed up the side of the cave, she swiftly punched the rock so hard that it flew up into the air and away from the hole, and she got out of the hole and went out to get Mortimer. She made a pit stop at the jet, the door was locked but the force of her grasp got her in anyway, and got some weapons before heading out to kill Mortimer.
"MORTIMER I AM OUT BITCH, SHOW YOURSELF SO I CAN FUCKING KILL YOU!" She screamed so loud everyone in the Caribbean and also Florida could hear, the Disney adults at Disney World's ears really perked up.
Mortimer was in shock that Daisy got out but he also wasn't going to go down without a fight so he stopped working on the shrine of Daisy in their treehouse where he had planned on putting her corpse, and ran out to greet her.
"HOW THE FUCK DID YOU ESCAPE?!" He screamed when he came across her.
"I AM DAISY DUCK!"
"YOU ARE EGOTISTICAL!"
"YOU ARE ABOUT TO FUCKING DIE!"
Daisy pulled out a fucking sword and pointed it right at Mortimer. Mortimer then pulled out a machete and screamed, "OKAY LET'S GO!"
Daisy slammed the sword against Mortimer's machete and the two of them began to have like a sword fight with their two weapons. Daisy felt like she had more energy than ever before in her life, so she slammed her sword on the fucking machete so hard as if her life fucking depended on it. Mortimer had a lot of energy too but he was really at a disadvantage from Daisy who was going to fucking town on him. They continued on fighting though and continued on hitting each other's weapons through the trees (whenever I write through the trees it makes me think of Jennifer's Body, which ties into the plot because that is one of Daisy's top five movies) and the fight was getting very intense. The two of them did end up slashing one another a couple of times. This gave Mortimer pain but Daisy could feel no pain in that moment so she kept on fighting. Eventually the two of them fell off a fucking cliff, but eventually landed into the tree branches. This set Mortimer off his track but Daisy didn't give two fucks and kept on fighting. They went through this fucking jungle of branches hitting each other with their weapons. Mortimer was completely struggling to get through this fight and was beginning to feel like he could no longer fight back, especially with all of these branches and shit flying up in his face. Daisy of course was doing fine though, she not only took on the branches and surprises flying up in her face and accepted them, she actually also just loved that it was happening to her, it felt thrilling. She ended up stabbing Mortimer a few times while all of this chaos was occurring which caused Mortimer to slow down in the fight a lot. Daisy began to feel a tropical vibe so she also started playing some Beach Boys songs.
"MORTIMER AREN'T YOU HAVING FUN?!" She asked, but Mortimer didn't seem to want to respond, "WELL I SURE AM!"
Daisy continued on trying to kill him with the sword but Mortimer still had enough strength to dodge them. Mortimer did decide that it may just be better for him to look like a pussy and just run away from her because he wasn't getting too far by just fighting back against her. Mortimer tried to run away but Daisy grabbed a hold of him. Mortimer tried to push her off him but eventually they ended up both losing their grasp on her branch. Daisy and Mortimer fell off of a branch and almost plummeted to the ground but Daisy grabbed a hold of a vine and the two of them ended up swinging across the sky, but Daisy slashed Mortimer's fucking arm right off causing him to fall down. Daisy continued swinging around for a second before letting go of the vine herself when she reached a stable surface. Daisy knew that Mortimer was down towards the ground. Daisy hoped that Mortimer wasn't dead yet because she really wanted a little bit more closure with him. Daisy climbed down off this area high up and went more towards the solid land. When she reached this area she began looking for Mortimer.
"MORTIMER WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU?!"
She looked all over, checking behind rocks and trees. She knew he had to still be alive because this is where he would have landed and his corpse was nowhere to be found, but she also knew that there was no way he would be able to get that far. Daisy looked around the area for some more time, keeping her listening ears out. Suddenly she began to hear some groaning noises and could tell they were coming from below, and she knew that they had to be Mortimer. She began looking down and noticed a hole that looked similar to the one she fell into. Daisy jumped down it, this one was actually fifty feet down but Daisy was perfectly fine when she landed because at this moment she was fucking invincible. However, someone who was not fine was Mortimer who was limping around down there, using any bit of energy that he had left to keep moving. This hole was much larger than the previous one, in fact it was more like a tunnel. Daisy humored Mortimer by slowly walking like she was fucking Michael Myers or some shit, as Mortimer limped down the tunnel. As Dreh two of them walked they began to notice that it was slowly but surely becoming a lot hotter and a smell of fire became noticeable. This all began to make sense when the two of them came across a giant river of lava.
"Oh shit Daisy I think we've been on top of a fucking volcano this whole time!"
"Oh fun!"
"The lave seems to be rising!"
The ground then suddenly began shaking like a fucking earth quake.
"Oh my god I think it's erupting!"
"Even more fun!"
"Oh Jesus Daisy can we just pause for a fucking second!"
"No we may not!"
Daisy continued walking towards Mortimer until he was walking right towards the edge of the lava.
"THIS IS FOR RUINING MY MARRIAGE!" She stabbed him right through his chest, "THIS IS FOR TRYING TO KILL ME EARLIER!" she stabbed him again, "AND THIS IS FOR EXISTING!" She then slashed the sword right across his stomach, cutting him in two, after which he fell right down into the volcano and melted away.
The ground began to shake more heavily than anytime before. Then suddenly lava shot directly up into the air. Daisy grabbed a large lava rock nearby and sat on it so that she flew up into the air with the volcano. The lava was going all around the island, and Daisy rode down the lava on the rock like a water slide, where it took her right to the jet. During the whole ordeal Daisy managed to snatch the keys from Mortimer's pocket so she was able to turn the jet right on.
"Time to head on home!"
So Daisy flew the jet away from the lava stricken Pineapple Island and set off towards ToonTown to gain back the control of her studio.