The Original Ducksekeeter

Chapter 15: Kopakabana

The ducks were all in a very good mood with Donald and Daisy practically tasting the blood of those cunt mice.
"I can't believe how far we've come!" Ludwig smiled.
"We have fixed every single Disney movie perfectly!" Mortimer hopped up and down.
"It's the most magical time today!" Daisy sang.
The ducks could hardly sleep the night before Jiminy told them that they were going on their final mission.
"Mickey and Minnie could never have even attempted to be as good as we have at becoming mascots!" Donald laughed.
"I know, they couldn't have even fixed one single movie!" Daisy stated.
"But we could, we fixed pretty much all of them because that's just how perfect we are!" Mortimer said.
"We have done everything so damn well, I mean we are just the nicest people in the world!" Daisy smiled.
That night they shut their eyes and this time everyone along with Daisy had the delicious Magical Time dream. In this version of the dream the murders were more brutal than ever before, so much so that it became like a Nightmare on Elm Street as when they woke they were both covered in blood and all talked about how that meant the dream was sent from Jesus (but in reality Ludwig was sleepwalking during the dream and grabbed a knife from his bag and ended up stabbing everyone with it).
"Good morning Future Disney Mascots!" Jiminy yelled at the ducks.
"GOOD MORNING JIMINY!" The ducks echoed in unison.
"Okay my perfect angels, on this day, this very special day," you could tell Daisy was happy because she didn't even get bothered by Jiminy's dumbass wordings, "we are going to go to going on the last mission that I have for you all, and once you are done with this then you have been through every Disney movie and will be truly prepared to be the new mascots of the studio and will be able to kill Mickey and Minnie!"
"YYYYYAAAAAYYYYY!" The ducks all cheered.
"Your final mission is to go to the one Disney movie that you still have not went to yet, the Lion King!" Jiminy stated.
"Oh boy that will be fun!" Donald smiled.
"It sure will, I CAN NOT FUCKING WAIT BITCH!" Daisy screamed.
"Okay now calm down just a tad," Jiminy smiled, this time Daisy actually did get annoyed with Jiminy's wordings even though she was still happy, "now there are some things that I have to explain, since this is the final mission and therefore the final test to see if you're truly capable of becoming the mascots I have decided to save the best one for last!"
"Intriguing," Mortimer said, all giddy.
"You see the Lion King has a lot of strong lore to it, and a large part of Disney is also knowing the aspects that don't just have to do with the main movie and also understanding how that helps the fans!"
"What do you mean?" Donald asked curiously.
"What I mean is that you will be helping a character named Kopa!"
"Bitch that is not a fucking Lion King character!" Daisy yelled.
"Well he isn't in the movie, at least you may not think he is, Kopa is a character from a set of Lion King books that was released after the movie and before the direct to video sequel!"
"What do you mean I may not think he is?" Asked Daisy.
"Well some people believe that Kopa is the baby lion of Simba and Nala at the end of the movie," Jiminy explained.
"No that baby is the Neve Campbell lion that fucks the emo one!" Argued Daisy.
"Well you may believe that but some don't!"
"Well the some who don't sound like the type of losers who write fan fiction!"
"Well it's funny you say that because I actually am sending you into the fan fiction of a twelve year old girl!" Jiminy smiled.
"Bitch no, I'm not going into a twelve year old girls fan fiction!"
"But you have to understand what it means to be a truly major fan of Disney, that way you can get to all your fans' levels!"
"I don't give two shits, I am not doing this!"
"You can't just quit now Daisy!" Donald yelled.
"Yes I can, freedom of speech baby!"
"Jesus Christ Jiminy just send us there!" Ludwig yelled.
Mathmagic Land began to spin as it had for the previous 61 movies and by the end of the spinning the ducks had all landed in Africa.
"I can't believe we have to be in a fan fiction!" Daisy screamed.
"We are so damn close Daisy, who fucking care?!" Donald scolded.
"I CARE BITCH, I LIKE NEED SOME DIGNITY!"
Suddenly a fucking hippo jumped out of a nearby lake and began humping Daisy (well actually neither of them wear pants so) as the other ducks pointed and laughed hysterically.
"How's your dignity now?!" Cackled Ludwig.
"It's great because at least I'm getting action, you probably haven't cummed since you fucked your dinosaur mom!"
Daisy punched the hippo in the face with her strong fists, knocking the hippo out, and began walking, as the boys followed suit. The area around them was beautiful, with all kinds of animals such as giraffes, zebras, elephants, gazelles, many types of birds, crocodiles, rhinos and monkeys all frolicking around in the African sun.
"Wow Africa really is a beautiful country when there aren't any people around," Daisy said with a racist smile.
"It sure is," agreed Ludwig, "but bitch I'm gonna have to call an Uber or something because there is far too much walking going on here!"
"I know, is there a safari truck anywhere?" Daisy asked.
"I thought you didn't want people," said Donald.
"Well I would kick them off!"
"Where are we even trying to get to?!" Asked Ludwig.
"We're going to Pride Rock, that's where Simba, Nala, and I guess their nonexistent son Kopa live, but Ludwig you should already fucking know that retard!"
"Kopa, Kopa, Kopa," Ludwig began saying.
"It's so damn dumb, they made a book series made specifically for pediatrician lobbies and Goodwills and then Lion King fans have to be all dramatic about it and force it to make sense!" Daisy complained.
"That's the point of what we're doing, it gets us in the heads of Disney fans!" Mortimer said.
"I don't care, Simba already has that daughter, so let's just say that it is the daughter who is at the end of the first movie!"
"Kopa, like Barry Manilow!" Ludwig yelled.
"WHAT!?" Daisy scream asked.
"You know like the Barry Manilow song?"
"Ludwig how fucking old are you, nobody cares about that rat faced Botox junkie Barry Manilow!"
"But he made a very good song, remember Copa, Copacabana, the hottest spot north of Havana!" Ludwig sang.
"Jesus Christ, let's just keep walking!"
"Daisy, whatever happened to you being all happy, how about you sing the song with me," offered Ludwig.
"NO, also I'm parched do any of y'all got water, heads up I only drink Fiji."
The ducks kept walking on in the blistering hot sun, with the exciting effects of the African nature surroundings beginning to wear off. Eventually the sun set and the ducks made camp in a nearby cave, which they quickly had to evacuate after they found a homeless naked old tourist living in there.
"SUCK ME OFF MY SWEETS!" He screamed at them, or at least the ducks assumed it was a he, it was hard to tell on account of his penis had clearly been bitten off.
The ducks ended up just sleeping with a herd of giraffes, because being high up in the air and leaning slightly forward reminded Daisy of the sleep number she used to have before the plot to kill Mickey and Minnie began. The next morning the ducks continued walking and guess what after just a few minutes they could see Pride Rock in the distance.
"HOLY SHIT THERE IT IS!" Daisy screamed.
The ducks began running towards Pride Rock, and they would have gotten there in about three minutes at the speed they were going if Donald hadn't tripped on a rock and fallen flat on his face. When they did arrive they saw Simba, Nala, Kopa, and a younger version of the Neve Campbell lion Kiara.
"Wait so she's here and the made up lion Kopa is here too?" Asked Daisy all annoyed.
"Daisy, just calm down!" Ludwig yelled.
"Anything can occur in fan fiction!" Donald stated.
"Okay whatever, anyway what are we supposed to do with that dumbass lion anyway?!" Asked Daisy.
"Well Jiminy said to help him," said Mortimer.
"Help him with what he seems fine to me!" Daisy stated.
Kopa walked up to Simba and said, "father, I'm going out!"
"Cwan I cwome?" Asked Kiara, speaking in a lisp like a retard or young child.
"No, I want to go by myself," stated Kopa.
"But that could be dangerous!" Nala yelled.
"But I need to grow up don't I!"
"Kopa is right," Simba said in Matthew Broderick's dumbass voice, "one day he will be king and he will have to fend for himself, it would be wise for him to experience the outside world alone, after all we did!"
"Ew imagine fucking your childhood best friend that's so damn gross!" Daisy gagged.
"Okay, but be careful," Nala said to Kopa.
"I will, goodbye!"
Kopa ran off and the other three lions walked back into their cave.
"Maybe he's in danger," stated Ludwig, "let's follow him!"
"Calm down creepy, I'm not following a child around!" Daisy yelled.
"Yes you are, come on!" Demanded Donald.
The ducks walked down from Pride Rock and started to nonchalantly follow Kopa around, and by nonchalantly I mean that Kopa spotted them and ran off all creeped out and the ducks charged after him.
"GET BACK HERE!" The ducks all screamed as Kopa ran off in fear.
"I AM GOING TO POUNCE ON THAT KITTEN!" Daisy screamed.
Kopa began screaming for help, while Ludwig started throwing spears at him to slow the little rascal down.
"Okay do you all think that maybe this isn't the best course of action?!" Yelled Donald.
"Maybe not, but that brat won't slow down!" Daisy stated.
Eventually Kopa and the ducks got to very tall grass that almost looked like a maze, and the ducks could no longer see him.
"Shit we lost him!" Daisy stomped.
"The fuck are we gonna do now, we have to kill that bitch!" Ludwig screamed.
"We aren't trying to kill him, we are trying to save him!" Mortimer screamed at Ludwig.
"Oh that's right, what are we saving him from?"
"That's what we're trying to find out retard!" Daisy stomped some more, "okay let's just look for him and... AAAAAAHHHHH A FUCKING SNAKE!"
A snake was crawling up Daisy's leg.
"EW GET THE FUCKER OFF ME!"
Daisy picked it up and threw it on Donald's face. The snake bit Donald right in the fucking eye. Donald screamed in agony. He ripped the snake off of his eye, with his eye coming with it. Donald lost his balance during the whole ordeal and ended up tripping and falling over a nearby cliff that had been invisible from the grass.
"Donald, I'm saving you!" Daisy screamed.
Daisy grabbed Donald's hand, but lost her balance as well and ended up falling with Donald. Ludwig and Mortimer walked up and saw that there was a drop that looked to be at least two hundred feet, with Donald and Daisy at the bottom of it looking like mashed potatoes.
"Get the device!" Mortimer yelled.
"I can't zap them from this high up!" Ludwig stated, "we have to go down there!"
"Bitch I'm not climbing down the cliff!"
Mortimer yelled.
"Fine then but I will!" Ludwig pushed Ludwig off the cliff and then pulled some rope out of his bag. He tied it to a nearby tree and threw it down the cliff. He then started to climb down it, but since Ludwig has old bones it ended up talking him two fucking hours. When Ludwig finally reached the bottom he zapped the three dead losers and brought them back to life, as well as fixed Donald's eye.
"Damn, wait where are we?!" Asked Daisy, as she looked around.
"You fell off a cliff!" Stated Ludwig.
"But we're still in Africa?" Daisy asked.
"It does look different," said Donald, as he began looking around as well.
They realized that by falling off the cliff that led them to a new area. This area was dark and gloomy and the sky even looked gray up to where the cliff starts where it then looked the normal bright blue color.
"I recognize this from the movie!" Donald said, "this is the Outlands!"
"The Outlands, bitch where's that?!" Ludwig asked.
"This is where Scar and the hyenas were living, and then in the direct to video sequel all of the followers of Scar were banished here," explained Donald.
"So there's evil lions here?" Asked Daisy, getting nervous.
"Yes there are!"
"And there's a lion right now!" Ludwig screamed and pointed. But it wasn't an evil lion that Ludwig was pointing to, it was Kopa.
"Okay listen we can't scare him this time, let's be all nice and friendly!" Donald suggested.
"That's creepy too," said Daisy, "there was a man who walked up to me when I was a little girl and he was all nice and friendly and said that he had candy, but when my dumbass kid self walked behind his van the only can was his cock, which I did suck because he was very attractive I must say, although I don't know if Kopa has that mind set."
"Jesus Christ, okay but let's still just quietly walk up!" Donald said.
The ducks walked up to Kopa on their tiptoes, with Kopa not seeing them as he had his back turned to them.
"BBBBBOOOOOO!" Daisy shrieked, grabbing Kopa and holding him down.
"Daisy, I swear to God!" Mortimer stomped.
"DON'T HURT ME!" Kopa screamed.
"I WILL DO NO SUCH THING, I AM YOUR FRIEND!" Daisy said with a creepy ass smile.
Donald kicked Daisy off of Kopa and began yelling at her.
"Daisy you are actually retarded, listen Kopa we are very normal!" Donald yelled.
"HOW DO YOU KNOW MY NAME!?" He screamed.
"Nice one Donald, not creepy at all!" Daisy laughed.
"Fuck off!" Donald spat.
"Don't spit in my face you bitch!" Daisy screamed, slapping Donald across the noggin.
"I DID NOT MEAN TO!" Donald screamed in response.
"Listen Kopa, we know your name because we are gods!" Ludwig stated, to which the other ducks rolled their eyes, "what you have a better answer?" Whispered Ludwig.
Even though this wasn't convincing at all, but Kopa is a child so he fell for it.
"Why are Gods coming to see me?" Kopa asked.
"Because we love you!" Daisy smiled.
"Okay, but why were you acting so damn scary!?" Kopa asked.
"Because we're retarded," Ludwig explained.
"Anyway, what are you doing down in these parts of town anyway, it's pretty creepy looking around here," Daisy questioned.
"I like to explore, and I've never been free to explore this much now that my parents aren't with me!" Kopa said.
"That's true, life is more fun when parents aren't around, not that I even saw those drunk assholes ever," Daisy smiled.
"I didn't know Gods were so strange!" Kopa stated.
"Well they are!" Ludwig yelled.
"Wait a second," Mortimer whispered, "what if the danger that's going to get Kopa is around these Outlands?"
"I'm sure he's fine if he's with us," Ludwig whispered back.
"I'm not," Mortimer responded.
"What?" Kopa asked.
"NOTHING!" The ducks all yelled at the child.
"Okay, well I'm going to keep on walking," Kopa stated, walking off, "you four can come if you want?"
"That's so sweet of you," Donald said in a thankful tone.
Kopa and the ducks kept walking around the Outlands. While at first it seemed fine, after a while it became very creepy with the long silences that made the five animals feel like they were deaf, and the fact that even in fucking Africa it began to feel very cold.
"Okay maybe we should turn back around," Kopa suggested but in a way to act tough said, "I'm not scared or anything though."
"CUNT I AM FREAKING THE FUCK OUT, IT IS EERIE IN THIS BITCH!" Ludwig yelled.
"What's so eerie about it," a creepy lady voice spoke in the distance.
Kopa and the ducks looked over to see a skinny, pale, and threatening looking lioness.
"You look familiar," the lion said to Kopa, slowly walking over, "and who are your friends?"
"She can see you?" Asked Kopa.
"I guess she isn't an atheist," stated Donald.
"You are the little prince, the heir to the throne," the lioness was now right in front of Kopa and the ducks, "or I suppose that will be your sister once I'm through with you."
"HELP ME!" Kopa yelled to the ducks.
The lioness jumped on top of the ducks and gobbled them up before grabbing hold of Kopa and running off with him.
Donald, Ludwig, and Mortimer were pretty much just blood and bones leftover, but Daisy was still slightly alive and was able to grab the bag and pull out the device to zap her and the other ducks back to life.
"COME ON!" Daisy yelled, as she ran off in pursuit of Kopa and the lioness, with the other three following quickly behind her.
"SHIT WE HAD ONE FUCKING JOB AND NOW WE WON'T BE ABLE TO SAVE KOPA!" Donald sobbed.
"ONLY IF WE DON'T MAKE IT IN TIME!" Mortimer yelled.
The major issue was that there was no way of telling what direction Kopa was, as the area looked the same, all flat and desolate, from every direction. But thankfully a creepy ass looking lion from not too far behind them, but in the opposite direction so that he wasn't facing the ducks, said, "ZIRA HAS SIMBA'S SON, LET'S WATCH HER KILL THE LITTLE FUCKER!" Another equally ugly lion followed behind, and the ducks followed the two lions to see the ghetto of lion prides, with disgusting looking lions that all looked like they were on the edge of death. Most were missing at least one ear, and some didn't even have all of their legs or a tail.
"Where is that freaky bitch that took Kopa?" Asked Donald.
"Maybe we could go down and ask," Daisy said in a sarcastic tone.
"Fuck it, I am going down there!" Ludwig stated.
"Ludwig are you fucking crazy?!" Daisy stomped.
Ludwig crawled over to where he could hear the voice of Zira and the screams of Kopa. The noise was coming from a termite mound that went down like a burrow. Ludwig made a hand signal for the other ducks to come over, which they reluctantly all did. When they walked over to Ludwig they saw that inside the burrow was Kopa in Zira's hands.
"We have to come up with a plan, quick!" Donald stated.
"Okay fine, how about the two of us distract Zira and Mortimer and Ludwig can sneak in once Zira's away and save Kopa!"
"Okay," the ducks all agreed, before Donald and Daisy both yelled, "HEY CUNT, COME OVER HERE!"
"WHAT THE FUCK I ATE YOU ALL!" Zira screamed, jumping off of Kopa and chasing after Donald and Daisy. Ludwig and Mortimer were about to sneak in behind them and save Kopa, but realized that he was gone. Donald and Daisy ended up losing Zira when her Andy Dick son Nuka tried to help but ended up falling on top of his mother. Donald and Daisy ran back to Mortimer and Ludwig who were looking around the termite mound desperately.
"You fuckers already lost him!" Scolded Donald.
"I don't know what happened, he was just here!"
They left the termite mound to see that Kopa was running off with another lioness around his age. The ducks followed them as they ran as far away from Zira's pride of lions. Finally Kopa and the other lioness stopped, with the ducks stopping quickly behind.
"She must have saved him when you two were about to jump in," Daisy said to Ludwig and Mortimer.
"Who are you?" Kopa asked.
"My name is Vitani."
"You're one of them, aren't you?"
"By blood but not by choice," Vitani stated, "if I'm being honest the lioness who was trying to kill you is my mother."
Kopa backed away slightly, "why did you save me?"
"Why wouldn't I save you, you didn't do anything wrong!"
"VITANI WHERE ARE YOU, HELP ME FIND THAT CUNT PRINCE!" Zira screeched from a distance.
"Hurry, you have to go now!" Vitani stated.
"Wait but..."
Vitani ran off away from Kopa before he could say anything else. Kopa ran off as well, with the ducks following behind. That night the ducks were sitting outside of Pride Rock smoking cigarettes.
"He was in love with her," Daisy stated.
"They're not in love, they're like three weeks old probably!"
"Still, the way he was looking at her was a look of sexy intrigue," Donald stated.
"And Jiminy still hasn't brought us back so there must still be more we have to help him with, maybe we have to get them to fall in love!"
Suddenly Kopa walked out of the Pride Rock cave and looked in shock when he saw the ducks.
"Zira ate you, you really must be Gods!"
"We sure fucking are dipshit," Daisy smiled, "sorry."
"Why are you still awake?" Mortimer asked.
"Because, I'm in love," Kopa stated.
"Told you," said Daisy.
"Did you have a wet dream," Donald winked.
"No, I haven't went to bed yet, but I keep thinking about that girl who saved me, I want to see her again!"
"Yeah that isn't happening, her mom is that psycho that tried to fucking kill you," Ludwig told him.
"Remember what we talked about," Daisy whispered through gritted teeth before turning around to Kopa and gleefully saying, "don't listen to him, that girl is the love of your fucking life and tomorrow we are marching are asses back to the Outlands to find her!"
"Okay then," Kopa said excitedly, "well I'm going to bed, goodnight!"
Kopa walked back into the cave, after which Ludwig started bitching.
"So we helped him from danger and now we are bringing him back?!"
"Yes Ludwig we are!" Daisy said firmly.
"Okay but Ludwig does have a point, I mean we don't even know if that's what Jiminy wants us to do!" Donald said.
"But maybe it is!" Mortimer stated.
"Thank you!" Daisy said all proudly.
"And it's what we've already planned on doing so we might as well just work with it," said Mortimer.
"Okay fine," Donald said yawning, "but now let's go to bed!"
The ducks walked under Pride Rock where they went into a corner to go to sleep.The next morning the ducks walked with Kopa back into the Outlands, where they began looking for Vitani. The ducks worried that it would take forever to find her and were also worried that somebody else would find them first. But eventually they saw a young looking lioness walking up.
"Kopa, get away from here!" Vitani whispered as she got closer to Kopa and the ducks, "and who are they?"
"She can see you?" Asked Kopa.
"I guess she isn't an atheist," stated Donald.
"They are Gods," stated Kopa.
"Okay well you all need to leave before my mom or anyone else finds you!" Vitani said.
"But I had to see you!"
"Why?!"
"Because you saved my life!"
"Ew I hate young love!" Daisy groaned.
"Wasn't getting them together your idea?" Ludwig asked, all annoyed.
"Okay, whatever!"
Kopa then said, "I want to get to know you better!"
"No you don't," said Vitani, "please just go!"
"Okay fine I will go, but you're coming with me!"
"To the Pride Lands, absolutely not, I do got caug..."
"Well how often does Zira go into the Pride Lands?"
"Never, but even then if your father caught me!"
"I won't bring you near him!"
After a few more minutes of convincing, Vitani decided to come with Kopa to the Pride Lands. Vitani was in shock at what she was looking at.
"What is it?" Asked Kopa.
"It's so bright," she responded.
Vitani had never seen such a beautiful looking place. The colors were almost blinding her, she had never realized that the sky could become this blue or the grass this green.
"I don't belong here, I stick out horribly, someone will find me!"
"Stop worrying," Kopa laughed, "you're safe!"
Suddenly a frog hopped up in front of Kopa and Vitani.
"What is that?"
"A frog, haven't you seen a frog before?"
"No, there aren't many other creatures in the Outlands."
The frog began hopping up and down.
"I want to catch it!" Vitani yelled.
The frog began hopping around the Pride Lands, as Kopa and Vitani chased it all around. The ducks running out of breath as they tried to keep up with them. After Kopa and Vitani got tired of chasing the frog and thought about what they should do next.
"I'm starving," smiled Vitani, "I want something that I could never get in the Outlands!"
"And what might they be?" Asked Kopa.
"I don't know," Vitani thought before suggesting, "fish, birds!"
"I could arrange that!"
Kopa led Vitani to a small lake, where the two of them stuck their heads into the water to catch as many fishes, big and small, as they could.
"Okay now let's get some birds!" Kopa stated.
Kopa and Vitani began to chase as many birds as they possibly could. It was certainly harder to catch them compared to the fish, but the two of them were still able to jump very high into the air and get close enough where they could grasp the birds in their paws and eat them. The two of them found catching the birds very enjoyable and ended up chasing birds until the sun set. The ducks beginning to get exhausted as they watched the two lions play and eat with each other all day.
"I need to get back soon, my mother will start to get suspicious if I'm out for too much longer!" Vitani stated.
"My parents will too," responded Kopa.
Vitani began to walk off, before Kopa called her back.
"Look at the stars," Kopa smiled.
"I really have to go!" Vitani said.
"Wait a second and look, those are the great kings of the past who are watching over us!"
"They aren't my kings," said Vitani.
"Yes they are, because I just know that one day you will live here with me, and the Outlands won't exist anymore!"
"I wish I knew that, it seems like just a dream."
"But it isn't, I just have a feeling that very soon you will be able to live here, and even if it isn't very soon then when I'm king I will let you in!"
"You'll have forgotten about me by then," Vitani said with a bittersweet smile.
"How could I forget about you?"
"Because when will you ever see me again?"
"Tomorrow, and the day after that and the day after that and the day after that..."
"No, you can't see me again after today!"
"Why not?"
"I don't know, it just doesn't work like that!"
"It is if we make it that way, does your mother keep a close eye on you?"
"No."
"And my parents aren't too worried about me either, so with that said why can't we see each other after today?"
"I guess you have a point," Vitani's smile became more happy, "okay fine then I'll see you tomorrow!"
The ducks watched as Kopa and Vitani walked away from each other.
"What more does Jiminy want from us?!" Daisy asked.
"I don't know," Donald shrugged, "but in the Lion King there always seems to be a big musical number at this point involving all the animals in the area singing, maybe that could get those two in an excited mood!"
"Who the fuck here knows any song to sing to them?!" Daisy asked confusedly.
"I do!" Ludwig smiled.
Before Daisy could question him Ludwig began to round up several of the different types of animals in the Pride Lands to all gather together and prepare to sing. The sky even changed from the starlit night to many different bright colors.
"What's going on," asked Vitani.
"I think one of the Gods is gonna start singing," stated Kopa.
"Ludwig!" Daisy called, "the fuck song are you gonna sing?!"
"HER NAME WAS VITANI, SHE WAS AN OUTSIDER..." Ludwig and the animals all started to sing.
"Oh my God," Daisy groaned.
"With gray dust in her hair and from the badlands over there, she would hunt and smoke a blunt, because her mom probably forced her to!"
The other three ducks burst out.
"And while she tried to go far, Kopa always needed har, across the Pride Land floor, they chased fish and birds from eight till four, and even later than that because now it's night!"
Kopa and Vitani began laughing as well and danced with Ludwig and the other animals.
"They were young and they had each other
Who could ask for more? At the Kopa, Ko, Kopacabana, the hottest spot north of the Savannah, here, at the Kopa, Ko, Kopacabana, music and passion were always the fashion, at the Kopa, they fell in love..."
Ludwig and the other animals sang his version of the Barry Manilow song, with Ludwig adding six extra verses that he roughly sang through. But Kopa and Vitani didn't mind it and enjoyed the entertainment. After Ludwig and the other animals stopped singing, Kopa and Vitani finally parted ways for the night. Vitani was angry that she now had to return to her terrible home after having such a beautiful day in the Pride Lands.
"Where have you been?" Zira asked with a creepy smile as Vitani walked up to the Termite Mounds.
"Hunting," she said firmly.
Zira pushed Vitani out of the way of the entrance to the Termite Mound and said, "you wouldn't lie to me, right sweetie?"
"Of course not!"
"Good, now get away from me!"
The ducks followed Kopa home, where Simba and Nala also started to act weird towards him.
"You were gone a while," stated Simba.
"I suppose," said Kopa.
"Where did you go off to?" Asked Nala.
"Just explored the Pride Lands," Kopa responded.
"Well maybe get back before dark next time, your mother and I were starting to get worried!"
"Okay," Kopa said before walking into the cave to go to sleep.
The next morning Kopa and the ducks traveled to the edge of the Pride Lands, right towards the entrance of the Outlands. The next before Kopa and Vitani had agreed to meet there so that Kopa wouldn't have to go into the Outlands, and Vitani also wouldn't have to walk too far into the Pride Lands by herself.
"Aren't you happy that you decided not to never see me again?" Asked Kopa.
"Yes, I don't know what I was thinking," smiled Vitani.
"So do you want to get breakfast?"
Like the day before, Kopa and Vitani went after fish, this time going to new lakes to see if they could catch different types of fish from the one the day before, and chased many birds. Kopa respected Simba by coming back home by sunset, which also helped Vitani as well because by Sunset Zira wasn't even usually back at the Termite Mound yet.
For the next few months, the routine that Kopa and Vitani had stuck. They would get up as early as possible and meet up at their usual spot. They would then spend the day doing whatever they could think of. At first the major thing they loved doing together was hunting fish and birds, and while they still did, they later got into new things. They played many games such as tag and hide and go seek. While playing games like these, the two of them would often find new locations around the Pride Lands to explore. Vitani and even Kopa had never realized just how large the Pride Lands were. They would come across areas with trees that had long vines that they could swing across, and also found an area that was filled with all kinds of flowers.
"This is so beautiful," Vitani said, admiring all of the flowers.
"Here you go, sneak some home," Kopa said, handing Vitani as many flowers as he could pick.
"Kopa I can't take those flowers home, and don't pull them out of the ground now they'll die," Vitani said.
"But I still want to give you something," Kopa looked around and picked up a rock, "here, your mother will think anything of this!"
"Thank you," Vitani said, licking Kopa's cheek.
One day they found a river that flowed very fast, but not too fast that it stopped them from building a raft out of logs and riding through the river in it. The two of them loved that the Pride Lands seemed never ending, every day they could find a new adventure in it. But Kopa became upset at one point and said, "you've explored so much of my land, I want to explore yours!"
"No you don't, trust me!"
"But it's not fair!"
"I know it's not, but that's how it has to be!"
"Come on, one day?"
Vitani thought for a second and said, "maybe, but not anytime soon, only after I feel like I've seen everything in the Pride Lands."
Kopa and Vitani were becoming very happy together, both of them couldn't even imagine how they lived before they knew each other. But someone who was not into it, even though she kickstarted the damn thing, was Daisy.
"Bitch they clearly love each other, what does Jiminy want from us?!" Daisy complained one night while the ducks were about to sleep under Pride Rock.
"Maybe he just wants us to see the two of them happy for a while," Mortimer suggested.
"Okay, but I'm with Daisy, this is taking forever," said Donald, "but then again I do like seeing them together!"
"Me too," said Daisy, "but I also want to see Mickey and Minnie's corpses!"
The next day, Kopa and Vitani played a game where they could see who could jump higher off the edge of a nearby cave. The two were getting very competitive, with Kopa having the higher jump at the moment, but Vitani wanted to beat him, which she did, however she wasn't happy about it.
"How damn!" She yelled.
"What?!" Asked Kopa.
"The rock you gave me, I was holding onto it, but when I jumped really high, and did beat you by the way, it flung out!"
"It could be anywhere now!" Kopa said.
"Okay but I want to find it," Vitani said, starting to look around.
The two looked around for the rock for about twenty minutes before realizing that it was up on the branch of a nearby tree.
"I'm going up there!" Vitani said, beginning to climb the tree.
"Wait, I'll come with you!"
Kopa and Vitani climbed up the very tall tree.
"Okay this is maybe not the best idea," Vitani said after looking down and realizing how far they were from the ground.
"But we're so close!"
Finally the two reached the branch that had the rock on it and slowly climbed back down. Later that day, Vitani walked back home happily, she was glad that the rock hadn't gotten lost. But this feeling of happiness turned into one of surprise when she saw Zira standing at the entrance of the Termite Mound, with an expression that looked angrier than usual.
"Why are you back so early," Vitani said, putting on a smile to lighten the mood.
Before Vitani could step any closer, Zira charged over to Vitani and threw her into the Termite Mound.
"What are you doing?!" Vitani asked.
"YOU FILTHY CUNT, SLUT, WHORE!" Zira screamed, as she began punching and scratching her daughter all over her body.
"Mother, please, stop!" She cried out.
"HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN WITH HIM?!"
"Who?!"
"DON'T PLAY DUMB WITH ME, NUKA SAW YOU TWO HIGH UP IN A TREE WHEN HE WAS AT THE EDGE TOWARDS THE PRIDE LANDS!"
"Mother, listen, he is a very nice boy!"
"HE IS THE SON OF THE MAN WHO RUINED US!"
"HE IS A VERY NICE BOY, MOTHER!"
"DON'T YELL AT ME, YOU LITTLE CUNT!"
"He's a very nice boy," Nuka said from a distance in a mocking tone.
"NUKA I FUCKING YOU!"
"Oh no!" He laughed.
"Well if he is a nice boy," Zira began laughing hysterically, "I want to meet him!"
"No," Vitani said.
"What, you're the only one who can play with him?"
"MOTHER NO, PLEASE, DON'T HURT HIM!" Vitani sobbed.
Zira grabbed a nearby stick and broke the bones in all of Vitani's legs with it.
"AAAAHHHH, NOOO!" Vitani screamed in pain.
"You aren't leaving here, even if you tried!"
The next morning Kopa and the ducks walked up to the usual spot that he would meet with Vitani in. But nobody was there.
It wasn't completely unusual for Vitani or Kopa to be slightly late, but this time it was taking a very long time.
"Maybe I should go in," he said to the ducks.
"Let's just wait for a few more minutes," said Daisy.
Suddenly the figure of someone popped up in the distance. For a second Kopa became excited because he thought it was Vitani, however it didn't take him long to realize that it wasn't.
"Let's go!" Kopa yelled.
It now became very clear who the figure really was, and it also became clear that she was charging at Kopa and the ducks as fast as she could.
"RUN!" The ducks all yelled.
Kopa and the ducks ran as fast as they could away from Zira, and became angry at the quick decision they made to run into the Outlands and not the safer Pride Lands where Simba could find them. Ludwig pulled out his AK-47 and began shooting it at Zira, but she zigzagged very quickly and dodged every bullet. There was practically nowhere to hide and escape into the Outlands, as it was just desolate land as far as the eye could see. That was at least what it looked like for a while, but the ducks did finally see a place where they thought they could lose Zira. At first it looked like a pointy sharp rock, but as they ran closer towards it they realized it was a volcano. The ducks saw that there was a small entrance in the inside of the volcano, which Kopa and the ducks crawled into. It seemed safe in there for about five seconds, because Zira also entered the cave and resumed the chase. Ludwig didn't know what else to do so he pulled out his bag, but much to the horror of all the ducks, Zira grabbed the bag with her mouth and threw it into the lava.
"MOTHER FUCKER!" Ludwig screamed.
"NO THAT IS NOT GONNA WORK BITCH!" Daisy trembled.
Zira then jumped onto Kopa.
"PLEASE DON'T HURT ME!" Kopa sobbed.
Zira scraped Kopa's stomach open and ripped out his intestines with her mouth. Kopa went into shock and began hyperventilating. The ducks, not knowing what else to do, ran away out of the volcano. Zira didn't notice the ducks left as she was busy picking Kopa up in her mouth and started traveling with him. He brought him back to the termite mound and spit him out on the floor next to Vitani.
"KOPA!" She screamed in horror.
Kopa was barely alive and Vitani couldn't tell if he could see her or not. Zira then bit inside of him again and started ripping out all of his insides, and then spitting them onto Vitani, as Nuka laughed sadistically behind them. Vitani could hardly breathe now, and couldn't believe what she was seeing. Finally Zira finished Kopa off by putting his head in her mouth and ripping it off, throwing his severed head at Vitani. That night, Simba and Nala who were used to Kopa coming home by sunset were starting to get worried, a fear that they didn't realize could be as horrific as what they saw. Zira was climbing up Pride Rock, covered in blood and holding Kopa's headless body in her mouth. She spit it onto the ground in front of Simba and Nala as their eyes grew blank in absolute terror, staring at what was once their son. Zira left the Pride Lands that night with the sound of Simba and Nala's horrific screams and sobs echoing melodically in her ears.