The Original Ducksekeeter

Chapter 4: Bitch Slap a Mouse

Donald and Daisy were at a strip mall Radio Shack in the projects that was having a Going Out of Business sale to buy something for Uncle Scrooge's birthday. This was the only location that would provide a somewhat acceptable gift for him where Donald and Daisy wouldn't get recognized or spend too much money at.
"I still don't think he deserves shit, Donald!" Daisy complained.
"Well you can pick out the gift since you're being such a good girl," Donald laughed, until Daisy punched him and he fell onto an old lady that had to be rushed to the hospital where she later died.
Daisy eventually picked out a vibrator, walkie talkies, and a pack of batteries.
"Here this is more than enough for him," Daisy smiled.
Donald and Daisy left RadioShack and noticed Goofy and Clarabelle in their birthday suits walking out of the club next door. Daisy immediately jumped Goofy and beat the shit out of him while Donald and Clarabelle laughed. After five minutes Daisy got up and began yelling.
"THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR SNITCHING ON US CUNT!"
"Deal with it!" Goofy yelled back.
"And what are y'all even doing here, it's nine in the fucking morning?!" Daisy asked.
"It's never too early to get drunk," Clarabelle responded, pulling the vibrator out of the Radio Shack bag and putting it against her clitoris.
"STOP, THAT VIBRATOR IS FOR MY UNCLE!" Donald yelled.
"And we're the weird ones," said Goofy.
"Fuck off, you've literally ruined everything Goofy!" Daisy screamed.
"Listen I'd love to talk but me and Goofy..."
"GOOFY AND I!" Goofy yelled at Clarabelle.
"OH FUCK OFF, me and Goofy are going to Mickey and Minnie's Labor Day Brunch."
"Oh for fucks sake," Donald mumbled.
Donald and Daisy had completely forgotten that Mickey and Minnie were hosting a Labor Day brunch that day. They both knew that there was no chance they were going to make an appearance there.
"Can we expect an appearance from you two?" Goofy asked.
"Yes Goofy of course we'll fucking be there!" Daisy screamed.
"I WAS JUST ASKING YOU WORTHLESS CUNT, CLARABELLE COMFORT ME!" Goofy screamed.
Goofy jumped on Clarabelle and began fucking her right on the side walk.
Suddenly Max and Roxanne walked out of the bar and they were also wearing their birthday suits.
"JESUS CHRIST YOU BROUGHT YOUR SON!?" Donald yelled.
"We're a close family," Goofy responded as Roxanne began eating Clarabelle's rugged pussy.
"I think it's time to go Donald, right fucking now!"
"We'll see you later," Clarabelle waved goodbye.
Donald and Daisy got home and turned on their new TV to see Minnie crying and Mickey hugging her during an interview at their brunch.
"Oh Christ," said Donald and Daisy.
Minnie began to speak through fake sobs, "this brunch is so important to me, this has been a very hard time for me and my prince, but God is on my side and I know it will get better!"
"Now I'm assuming Donald and Daisy won't be at this brunch," stated the reporter.
Minnie began crying.
"Oh princess," Mickey hugged Minnie tighter, "I suggest you not speak those names, you see my princess used to be such good friends with the ducks, but now they have broken her heart!"
"Aww, it's okay," the reporter hugged Minnie who was going full on Gwyneth Paltrow Oscar speech on the reporter's shoulder.
Once Minnie shut her ass up the reporter asked one final question.
"Now I know that it is hard to speak about them, but I will ask if you have any words for the evil Donald and Daisy, what would they be?"
Minnie cried a little more.
"I don't think I can say, here Mickey can tell," Minnie whispered something into Mickey's ear.
"Minnie tells me to say that she prays that Donald and Daisy can seek the proper help they deserve to support their mental health issues and that she forgives them for all the suffering they have caused us."
"Oh Minnie, that is so sweet, you two are very selfless people, I hope you win this case!"
"We do too, not just for us, but to show people they don't have to deal with anyone like Donald and Daisy," Mickey smiled.
Daisy stood up and tried to hit the TV with her crowbar but Donald held her back.
"We can't afford a new TV!" Donald struggled.
"I cannot fucking take this anymore, I just fucking can't!" Daisy began screaming over and over again.
"If we want we can kill the interviewer," Donald suggested once Daisy calmed down a bit.
"I'm thinking about just bombing this whole town at this point!" Daisy yelled.
A few hours later Donald and Daisy began to get ready for Uncle Scrooge's birthday party.
"What do I even wear to this thing, I can't look that sexual," Daisy said in anguish.
"Me and my first girlfriend broke up because her and Scrooge had a baby so that's up to you," said Donald.
Daisy eventually picked out a purple dress with little roses on it that she bought at Belk.
"You look great," lied Donald when Daisy got in the car.
"Just drive, my fashion sense has been killed too I guess!" Daisy said sobbing.
Donald and Daisy arrived at Scrooge's house, McDuck Manor, and were greeted by Della, Donald's sister that the Ducktales reboot failed to make famous, and her dumbass triplets that Donald finally got rid of after they were taken away by CPS and brought back to her.
"Don't come near my kids, remember the restraining order," Della yelled at Donald as she walked Donald and Daisy in, "Daisy your dress is so pretty!"
"Oh thanks," Daisy said sarcastically, however she had no interest in hearing what Della had to say on account of she was wearing socks and fucking sandals.
They walked into the party which was filled with many members of Donald's family, none of whom Donald and Daisy wanted to even look at.
"DONALD!" Yelled a feminine voice.
"Oh shit it's my mom!" Cried Donald.
Donald's mom, Hortense (that's what it says on the family tree but I'm not sure that that is even a word) came running over, but she looked a little bit different from the last time Donald saw her ten years ago.
"Donald I think your mom got some work done," Daisy whispered.
"Oh really you think," Donald responded.
"Okay well you don't have to be fucking rude!"
Hortense came running over with her hooters bouncing all around.
"Give us a hug Donald!"
Donald reluctantly embraced Hortense, her tits stabbing him in the chest so hard it actually started bleeding. Daisy tried to run away but Hortense caught her.
"OH DAISY DON'T THINK YOU CAN MISS OUT ON ALL THE FUN!"
Hortense ran over and gave Daisy a big ol' squeeze, her coconuts also caused Daisy to bleed as well.
"Your mom's mosquito bites are going to fucking kill me, Donald!" Daisy complained.
"You should just be happy that she isn't your mom period!"
Donald and Daisy walked over to the gift table that Uncle Scrooge was already peaking into.
"Daisy picked out the gift by the way," Donald warned.
"Well it better be fucking good, you two are just fucking lucky to be here!" Yelled Uncle Scrooge in his dumbass Saoirse Ronan impression.
"You will love it," smiled Daisy.
Donald and Daisy walked back over to the party. Everyone there seemed to be ignoring them, which they didn't really mind, so they decided to just go into Uncle Scrooge's money pit to smoke pot.
"What is the point of this bullshit place anyway?" Daisy asked.
"He likes to swim in it, it's some fetish probably."
"Donald, your family sucks, mine is so much better!"
"Then why haven't I met them?"
"How many fucking times do I have to tell you that they're all in prison?!" Daisy asked.
"Why did they go to prison?"
"They tried to kill my Huey, Dewey, and Louie ripoffs April, May, and June," Daisy explained.
"But they didn't succeed?"
"Well they killed April by cutting her in half with a chainsaw, you see they were trying to kill them in each month they were named after, but then realized that was dumb because in April they were already caught and now they're in jail, I would have joined them but I was busy looking for a dress for Minnie's Spring Masquerade Ball at the time."
"Well you may be reuniting with them with the way things are going."
"WHAT THE FUCK!"
Donald and Daisy looked up to see Uncle Scrooge standing at the top naked.
"JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHY ARE YOU NAKED?!" Donald asked.
"I skinny dip in here!"
"Why?" Asked Daisy.
"Because why not!"
Uncle Scrooge jumped into the money pit, his dick flinging around as he fell.
"EW WHY DID YOU JUMP IN?!" Daisy shuddered.
"What, I'm not letting you two hobos stop me," answered Uncle Scrooge.
Donald got up and left but Daisy stayed looking at Uncle Scrooge's Hairy, Jumbo, Uncircumcised, Irish Cock.
"LETS GO!" Doanld screamed, pulling her away.
"We can't get any damn peace and quiet!" Donald complained, stomping his feet as they returned to the living room.
Donald and Daisy walked over to some of Donald's relatives who were playing cards, including Ludwig Von Drake and some of Donald's cousins including... Fethry (which should be Feathery but isn't) Duck, Gladstone Gander, and Whitewater Duck? The hell are these names?
"You know babies I am one hundred percent on your side," stated Ludwig.
"Well thank you," said Donald.
"I am too, I've wanted to kill Mickey and Minnie for some time now, they really deserve to die," Fethry said laughing happily.
"Okay but that's only a rumor, Donald and I aren't really trying to kill Mickey and Minnie!"
"Please, everyone knows you're out to get them!" Yelled Whitewater.
"Well Whitetrash believe what you want but what we're saying is the truth!" Donald yelled back.
"Don't call me Whitetrash!"
"It's not Donald's fault your parents gave you a dumbass excuse for a name!" Daisy said laughing out loud.
"Okay I won, let's play the next round!" Gladstone interrupted.
"Bitch you are cheating!" Donald accused, "you have won every single round!"
"I'm not cheating, I'm just very lucky!" Gladstone explained.
They began to play another round of War.
"Y'all have very bad luck, you know I am the luckiest Duck in the world and you two are the unluckiest!" Gladstone kept talking.
"Was that supposed to be a burn or something because it wasn't good?" Donald asked.
"It's not supposed to be anything, I'm just saying that I find it funny with how much the case has not went in your favor!" Gladstone laughed.
"Whatever Gladstone," said Donald.
"And y'all are even doing awful in this game too!"
"So?!" Daisy demanded.
"So you two are just very unlucky!"
"You're not wrong," added in Whitewater.
"You two are both wrong, I bet a million dollars we win this case!" Daisy screamed picking up a knife.
"She's joking," Donald said, grabbing the knife out of her hand.
"She better be joking, I mean you two can't even play War so there is no chance in hell that you'll win a major court case like this against Mickey and Minnie!" Gladstone continued.
"CAN WE JUST PLAY THE FUCKING GAME!" Donald shouted.
"Don't get mad at me Donald, it's not my fault you're losing the case!" Gladstone smiled.
After many rounds of Gladstone winning, Donald and Daisy finally left.
"Let's just get out of here," Donald whispered, "it's not like anyone is excited to see us, they just want us here to cause trouble!"
"We can't just leave yet!" Daisy cried.
"When the fuck have you decided that you wanted to stay here?!"
"I want cake!"
"Fine, let's just steal the cake and run!" Donald suggested.
"Good idea, where do you think it is?"
"In the dining room I guess."
Donald and Daisy walked out of the living room where everyone at the party was and into the dining room.
"Where is the damn cake?" Daisy whispered.
"It has to be here somewhere!" Donald complained.
Uncle Scrooge suddenly came running in.
"What are you two doing in here, get back to the party!" He yelled.
"Jesus, are you hiding a body in here or something, why do we have to stay in the living room?" Donald asked.
"Did you have fun swimming," Daisy asked laughing, but Uncle Scrooge ignored her.
"I don't want you freaks messing around in my mansion, NOW GO BACK!"
"Sorry your majesty," Daisy apologized, bowing down, Uncle Scrooge looked back angrily.
Donald and Daisy followed Uncle Scrooge back into the party, but once he became preoccupied looking at Hortense's udders Donald and Daisy snuck back into the dining room.
"We got to be quick!" Daisy said hurriedly.
Donald and Daisy searched all over the dining room but there was no trace of the cake.
"I can't believe it's seriously this hidden!" Donald said in a fit of rage.
"Face it, it's not in here!" Daisy said, falling onto the floor to sob.
"Unless..." Donald began.
"WHAT?!" Daisy yelled jumping up.
"What if it isn't done being baked," Donald suggested, pointing to a door which led to a kitchen.
"Oh fuck, we can't just walk in there, we'll get caught in a second!" Daisy sobbed.
"Wait, look over there!" Donald pointed to a food cart covered with a drape.
"LET'S FUCKING GO!" Daisy yelled, pumping her fists.
"Shh" Donald shushed.
"Oh, right."
Donald and Daisy got into the food cart, which a few minutes later was taken into the kitchen. Donald and Daisy tried to get out, but there were a kazillion bakers.
"We have to cause a distraction," Donald whispered.
Donald found a knife lying on the floor and stabbed it right through one of the baker's legs. All of the bakers ran over to the one lying on the ground, meanwhile Donald and Daisy escaped and began searching around for the cake.
"It has to be around here somewhere," Daisy whispered looking around.
However when the ducks turned around they noticed a big golden door with a lock on it, but Daisy said mess me with that bullshit and broke the door open with a hammer. Once inside there was a long dark hallway and at the end was a golden container with a ladder next to it. Daisy climbed the ladder and lifted the container up by its handle to reveal the most beautiful cake in the world. There were twenty lawyers, thick white frosting, multicolored frosted flowers, and an Elastigirl topper that highlighted all of her best features. Donald and Daisy devoured this masterpiece so fast that anorexic kids wouldn't even have time to say ew.
"Oh my God that was so fucking good," Daisy moaned.
"I know, I feel like I just had an affair!" Donald spat.
"Me too!" Daisy agreed.
"Alright we gotta get out, I don't wanna be here when Uncle Scrooge finds out we ate his cake!"
"True that, let's go!"
Donald and Daisy carefully put the lid of the container back on to make it seem like nothing had happened, and made their way out of the kitchen and dining room and back into the party where they headed for the exit. Donald straight up has his hand on the door to escape when suddenly Uncle Scrooge started yelling from a microphone.
"ALRIGHT SO THE BAKER THAT GOT STABBED IS HAS BEEN TAKEN TO THE HOSPITAL BUT THE OTHER BAKERS ARE FINE AND THE CAKE IS NOW READY SO EVERYONE MAKE THEIR WAY INTO THE DINING ROOM WHERE WE'LL EAT DINNER AND CAKE AND THEN OPEN MY PRESENTS!"
"Hurry!" Daisy whispered over to Donald who was trying to pull the door.
"This door is really heavy!" Donald screeched.
"Don't think you can escape!" Yelled Uncle Scrooge, who grabbed Donald and Daisy and forced them into the dining room.
"When they see the cake don't make it obvious," Donald said, freaking out.
"Right back at cha!"
Everyone sat down around the table, with Scrooge at the head of it. Donald and Daisy eventually realized that there were not enough chairs for them, which would have pissed them off but they decided to use it to their advantage.
"Well there aren't enough seats for us so I suppose we'll just have to leave," Donald said in a fake sad voice.
"Yeah, what a shame, goodbye," Daisy said, beginning to walk out.
"That's okay, we have plenty of chairs here!" Uncle Scrooge smiled.
A few moments later Uncle Scrooge came back with two lawn chairs that had most likely been in his garage for the past few decades.
"Here you are!"
Donald and Daisy officially wanted to join Eeyore the Suicidal Whore in his vacation to Jonestown.
"But where should we put them?" Uncle Scrooge asked himself.
"We can put them next to Donald's sister," suggested Scrooge's sister Matilda.
"No, Donald has a restraining order against Huey, Dewey, and Louie!" Della mentioned.
"We could sit them next to Goosetave, Daphne, and Gladstone," Uncle Scrooge stated.
"I'm not letting those unlucky bastards sit next to my wife and son, no offense of course," said Goosetave.
"None taken," Daisy said sarcastically.
After basically everyone (even Donald's actual whitetrash cousin Gus Goose who was playing with a dead cockroach) said no to allowing Donald and Daisy to sit next to them, Hortense and Donald's dad Quackmore allowed them to sit next to them at the corner of the table.
The worst part about the whole seating arrangement was that due to the lawn chairs being so low compared to the other chairs, it gave a very "good" view of Mary-Kate and Ashely, and Daisy could literally not stop staring. Dinner itself was apparently good but you couldn't hear that from Donald and Daisy since none of it made it to the lawn chair section of the table.
"If nobody is watching us here then they shouldn't be watching us sneak out," Daisy mumbled.
"There's guards at the door!" Donald pointed out.
"Is this a fucking prison or something, my God your uncle is over dramatic!"
Scrooge stood up and began hitting his wine glass with a knife, "Well everyone dinner is over so you know what that means, TIME FOR CAKE!"
"This'll be fun," said Daisy.
The bakers walked out with the cake container on top of the food cart Donald and Daisy had hid under.
"Oh I can't wait, my bakers have been working on this since my last birthday!"
The bakers pulled the ladder which Uncle Scrooge climbed when he then lifted the handle to reveal that the cake said bye.
"WHERE IS MY MOTHER FUCKING GODDAMN MOTHER FUCKING CAKE?!?!" Uncle Scrooge screamed at the top of his lungs.
"I don't know but I have to take a piss," Daisy said, getting up.
"YOU FUCKERS DAMN ATE IT!" Uncle Scrooge shrieked, pointing at Donald and Daisy and hopping up and down.
He then fell on the floor and started sobbing, meanwhile everyone in the room began yelling at Donald and Daisy.
"Why are y'all automatically blaming us?" Donald asked.
"Yeah, I mean what about Della's clones, they're always causing shit!" Daisy pointed out.
"FUCK OFF, GUARDS ARREST THEM!" Uncle Scrooge shouted.
"For eating cake?" Daisy rolled her eyes.
"I really wanted to eat it," Gladstone began crying.
"Not so lucky now are you," Donald laughed.
"YOU SHITHEADS, GET OUT!" Yelled Gus Goose's mom and uncle, Fanny and Cuthbert Coot? (These names!)
"Y'all are spoiled brats, Donald and I have had our lives turned to shit and you're pissed about damn cake!"
"It was the best cake in the world and it was supposed to be devoured by me!" Uncle Scrooge rambled on.
"Boo-hoo we ate it!" Donald smiled, flipping everyone off.
"You can have the Elastigirl topper, just kidding it's up my vagina!" Daisy teased.
Everyone in the room all began crying, except for Donald and Daisy who began laughing hysterically and Ludwig Von Drake who was sitting still with his arms crossed.
"Get them out!" Goosetave sobbed.
"Yeah, they need to leave!" Fethry stomped.
Guards grabbed Donald and Daisy and began to pull them away.
"Are you for real, mom, dad, save us!" Donald screamed.
"Donald, you have broken my heart!" Hortense cried with her swingers swinging.
"I bet those things cost more than the cake if we're being real!" Daisy predicted.
"What things?" Hortense yelled, bouncing her baps aggressively in the process.
"Um, you're giant ass coconuts!" Daisy answered.
"They were expensive, I paid for them," Quackmore stated.
"QUACKMORE, SHUT THE FUCK UP OUR DAMN CHILDREN ARE HERE!"
"Well your son is about to get him and his retard wife kicked out!" Yelled Uncle Scrooge.
Daisy bit the guards thumb off, freeing her, and then ran over to Uncle Scrooge where she kicked him in the bean bags.
"OW, you've shamed me!" Uncle Scrooge hollered.
"You two are evil!" Gus Goose yelled.
"Deal with it fatass!" Daisy yelled.
"Let's all attack them!" Whitewater announced, to which everyone agreed.
"Fuck off Whitetrash!" Donald screamed.
"Are you making fun of my name?" Whitewater asked even though the answer seemed pretty obvious.
"Hey, it's not our fault your parents gave you a dumbass name," Daisy giggled.
"We picked our son has a beautiful name," cried Whitetrash's parents Eider and Lulubelle Loon? (You can't make this shit up!)
"DID Y'ALL NOT HEAR ME, LETS ALL GET THEM!" Whitewater screamed.
"CHARGE!" The dumbass ducks all yelled, however when they tried to jump on Donald and Daisy at the same time, Donald and Daisy slid out of the way and the ducks all crashed into each other.
"Thanks for the head start!" Daisy squealed.
Donald and Daisy quickly ran out of the dining room and into the living room where they tried to get to the front door. However when Donald and Daisy opened the door guards all swarmed in from the other side.
"FUCK!" Daisy yelled.
Donald and Daisy quickly ran the other direction and started running any direction they could.
"There has to be another way out!" Donald yelled.
The two ran up a staircase and down a long hallway where they hid in a room they assumed was Scrooge's because of all the Playboys.
"Quick, we can jump out the window!" Daisy pointed out.
They opened the window quietly and jumped out of it.
"This is pretty steep, Donald!" Daisy complained.
"The hell do you want me to do about it!"
"Oh I have an idea, we'll climb down that tree!"
Suddenly someone began banging on the door.
"Oh shit they've found us!" Daisy screamed.
"It's not a problem!"
"What do you mean it's not a problem Donald they have keys!"
"It will take them a while to find the right ones!"
At that moment the door swung open.
"You were saying," Daisy said sassily.
Donald and Daisy quickly jumped onto the tree and started climbing down it. Not only did the guards run in but the whole Duck family did too, Uncle Scrooge leading the way with a machete. The ducks and guards jumped out the window to chase Donald and Daisy as well. However eventually most of them pussied out, except for Hortense who began to pull Donald away.
"Let go of my man bosomy!" Daisy yelled, hitting Hortense right in the globglogabgalabs so hard it broke Daisy's hand. Meanwhile Hortense lost her balance and plummeted to her death. It took the air bags extra long to decompose. Donald and Daisy ran as fast as they could, not believing that they made it out. The two got right to their car when out of nowhere Ludwig von Drake appeared and hit them both over the head, knocking them out cold.
Donald and Daisy awoke in a room that looked basically pitch black.
"Son of a damn bitch what happened," Daisy coughed.
"That dipshit Ludwig von Drake fucking knocked us out!"
"FOR GOOD REASON!" Yelled a voice that Donald and Daisy automatically recognized to be Ludwig's.
"Bitch let us out!" Daisy said, pounding her fists onto the ground.
Suddenly the lights turned on to reveal that Donald and Daisy were tied to a board that was going into a shredder.
"Oh fuck, Ludwig it was just cake!" Daisy screamed.
"TOO BAD, TIME TO DIE!" Ludwig shrieked, laughing and jumping up and down hysterically.
Donald and Daisy screamed loudly as the board came closer and closer to the shredder.
"Oh fuck this is it!" Donald yelled.
"No shit Sherlock!" Daisy yelled back.
However the second they were about to get shredded the machine stopped and Ludwig's laugh turned from terrifying to somewhat more normal, but still as loud.
"Oh my fuck, y'all should see the looks on your faces!" Ludwig said, dying of laughter.
"What?!" Screamed Donald and Daisy.
"I'm not actually trying to kill you two!" Ludwig smiled.
"Well that was hilarious!" Screamed Daisy.
"Oh come on, it was funny!" Ludwig said, clapping his hands, "my performance was so good!"
Ludwig untied Donald and Daisy, and after Donald pulled Daisy who was viciously strangling him, Ludwig finally began to explain what was going on.
"Listen I wouldn't have knocked you out if everyone else wasn't trying to kill you, but I couldn't let anyone see my plan and y'all's involvement in it!"
"What plan?" Asked Donald.
"And why do you think we want to be involved with it anyway?" Daisy asked as well.
"Trust me, it's good, we are going to kill Mickey and Minnie!"
"That's great, except for the fact that everyone will suspect us!" Daisy responded.
"Well what if I could tell you that there is a way to kill Mickey and Minnie, and you'll get away with it, follow me!"
Donald and Daisy looked at each other and then followed Ludwig into his lab which was filled with thousands of inventions.
"Here's my most prized possession!" Ludwig pointed at a big purple square.
"What is it?" Donald and Daisy asked.
"A TIME MACHINE!" Ludwig screamed happily.
"That is bullshit," said Daisy.
Ludwig threw Daisy into the machine and sent her back to the Land Before Time era before bringing her back.
"A FUCKING DINOSAUR WAS ABOUT TO EAT ME!" Daisy yelled.
"Not bullshit now is it!" Ludwig laughed.
"Why couldn't you just send me to when Lincoln was president and everything was fine!"
"Wow you are dumb, anyway my plan is that we go back in time and kill Mickey and Minnie!" Ludwig plotted.
"Shit that's a good idea!" Yelled Donald.
"Yeah we could go back to before Goofy told people we were going to kill them!" Daisy yelped happily.
"Well we could go then..." Ludwig began.
"What are you saying?" Donald asked.
"We could go back to before they were famous," said Ludwig.
"What's the difference between not that long ago and before they were famous?" Daisy asked.
"Well if we killed them before they were famous, then that would mean they never became the mascots, they never went on merchandise, they never got all the famous stuff because they never became famous period!" Ludwig explained.
"And if they never became mascots, then someone else could!" Donald yelled.
"WE COULD, WE COULD BE THE MASCOTS, WE COULD BE THE FAMOUS ONES, EVERYONE COULD LOVE US AND NOBODY WOULD EVEN KNOW THOSE CUNT MICE!" Daisy yelled, bouncing all over the place.
"So what do you two say, should we carry out this plan?"
"YES!" Donald and Daisy screamed.
"Alright then, let's bitch slap a mouse!"