The Original Ducksekeeter

Chapter 5: The Plan Begins

That night Donald and Daisy plotted with Ludwig on how they were going to commit the murder. They decided that there was no time to lose so they were going to time travel that night and begin the murders. However a good part of the reason why they wanted to begin the plan that day was because they didn't want to have to go to the trial to lose.
"We will go back to 1927, the year before Steamboat Willie came out and Mickey and Minnie got their big breaks!" Ludwig planned.
"I'll never understand why people care about that damn movie so much, the Jazz Singer was the first movie with sound anyway!" Daisy complained.
"Once we get there..." Ludwig continued, "we will find them and kill them!"
"Wait but if we're going back then won't we run into our past selves as well?" Daisy asked.
"You won't have to because I created this invention where I can freeze people in time, and I already went back and froze them and dumped them into the river!"
"YAY!" Donald and Daisy yelled.
"We'll also need to get some weapons, follow me!"
Ludwig led Donald and Daisy to the most republican looking cabinet they had ever seen, complete with a Confederate flag sticking out of the top. Rifles, machine guns, AK-47s, basically all the guns you could think of and more were in this cabinet. But there were also machetes, daggers, swords, axes, and arrows. It looked so fun.
"I wanna try!" Donald squealed.
Donald grabbed a sword and swung it all over the place.
"Let me have a turn!" Daisy stomped her foot.
"Get another one!" Donald yelled.
Donald was having a sword tactic time swinging that sword around until he accidentally decapitated Daisy. Daisy's head flew across the room, hitting Ludwig in the face, while the rest of her body fell on the floor with her insides pouring out from where her head used to be.
"OH FUCK I SLICED HER HEAD OFF!" Donald bellowed (She Who Must Not Be Named says this word a lot in Harry Potter and it makes me laugh).
"You sure did," Ludwig said monotonously.
"WHAT DO WE DO?!" Donald asked, freaking out.
"We could eat her remains," Ludwig suggested.
"WHAT THE FUCK?!"
"I'm just kidding, she'll be fine!" Ludwig smiled.
He grabbed another invention and zapped Daisy and her severed head with it. Suddenly Daisy's head flew back onto her neck and she was alive.
"WHAT THE ACTUAL SHIT JUST HAPPENED?!" Daisy asked.
"Donald cut your head off but I brought you back!" Ludwig answered.
"DONALD YOU LITTLE BITCH!" Daisy yelled, hopping on top of Donald and beating him to the ground. He tackled him for about five minutes until they started making out.
"Okay this is getting weird," said Ludwig.
"He's just so hot!" Daisy moaned.
"You know I'm glad Donald did that because I was about to," Ludwig stated.
"You were gonna cut my head off?!" Daisy shouted.
"Just to demonstrate this invention, speaking of which this will bring you back to life," Ludwig said, showing off the invention.
"How many inventions do you have?" Donald asked while holding Daisy back, who was currently trying to attack Ludwig and murder him.
"Basically enough to do anything I want!" He answered.
"Well speaking of doing anything I want, can we hurry up and kill those cunt mice!" Daisy said, annoyed.
"Yeah, I want to suck their blood out!" Donald stomped.
"Alright then let's go then!" Ludwig shouted.
Donald and Daisy followed Ludwig down to the time machine. All three of them were carrying bags full of weapons and also Ludwig's inventions.
"I think we need a better way to carry this I think," Ludwig decided.
He walked up to another cabinet where he pulled out a bag.
(I am now about to rip off She Who Must Not Be Named again.)
"This is called a Forever Bag, it never ends so you fill it up as much as you want and it will never lose space!"
"Wow!" Daisy jumped.
"Sexy!" Donald announced.
"Why did you say sexy?" Daisy asked.
"I don't know, I couldn't think of another adjective!"
"Listen I don't give a shit about what y'all are saying, now let's go and time travel!" Ludwig yelled.
Donald, Daisy, and Ludwig jumped into the time machine.
"Wait, why are you coming?" Donald asked Ludwig.
"I'm gonna fuck and then murder my ex, I've always regretted not doing that!" Ludwig explained.
"What's her name?" Donald asked.
"WHO FUCKING CARES CAN WE JUST FUCKING LEAVE!" Daisy screamed.
Ludwig set up the things inside the time machine.
"Everyone ready?"
"YES?!" Donald and Daisy quacked happily.
"THEN LETS FUCK THESE MICE UP!"
"YAY!" Donald and Daisy continued.
Ludwig clicked a button and a voice in the machine began counting down from ten. Donald and Daisy began making out excitedly and then also began singing, "we're killing Mickey and Minnie, we're killing Mickey and Minnie, we're also gonna rape their parents!"
The machine got to ten and the machine exploded, sending the three ducks flying across the room.
"Jesus fucking Christ I think I broke my face!" Donald complained.
"Bitch what part of your face, the face isn't a bone?" Daisy stated like a know it all, "wait a fucking minute!"
Daisy looked around.
"We're still in the goddamn lab, noting even fucking happened!"
Ludwig began sobbing and ran to the remains of the exploded time machine.
"MY BABY IS DEAD!"
"You have got to be shitting me, the piece of shit machine blew up!" Donald yelled.
Ludwig threw a brick at Donald's head and shrieked, "DON'T TALK ABOUT THE DEAD LIKE THAT!"
"What even happened?" Daisy asked.
"I think I accidentally hit the self-destruct button!" Ludwig screamed, jumping up and down all distraught like, "I'M GONNA FUCKING MURDER CHILDREN THAT IS HOW MAD I AM!"
"How mad can you be if you're the one that put a self destruct button on the machine, you retard!" Donald yelled before throwing a tantrum.
Ludwig threw another brick at Donald's skull.
"Ludwig what are we gonna do now!" Daisy huffed.
"I'll just have to rebuild it I guess," Ludwig pouted.
"How long did it take you to make it the first time?" Daisy asked.
"96 years."
"MOTHER FUCKER!" Donald howled.
Donald ran up to Ludwig and tackled him to the ground.
"Donald stop you're being dramatic!" Ordered Daisy.
"Fuck off!" Donald and Ludwig both shouted.
"Oh I see how it is!"
Daisy jumped on Donald and Ludwig, and the three of them attacked each other for about seventy minutes until they finally stood up.
"We aren't getting anywhere doing this," Daisy said, putting her beak back into place.
"Look I'll just start making the machine again, but I don't know how long it will take me," said Ludwig.
Donald and Daisy pouted out of Ludwig's house and drove home.
"I'm slitting my damn wrists!" Donald sobbed.
"No, let's jump off a building together chanting how Mickey and Minnie did it!"
"Good that will get coverage!"
Donald and Daisy drove down to the city and climbed up to the ceiling of the highest tower.
"MICKEY AND MINNIE DID THIS TO US!" They called down to a sea of people on the ground.
"THIS ONE GOES OUT TO ALL THE 9/11 JUMPERS!" Daisy yelled.
The ducks dove head first down, but unfortunately Mickey and Minnie flew by on Aladdin's carpet and caught them.
"Don't worry we saved them!" Those fucking mice called down.
"YAY, MICKEY AND MINNIE ARE HEROES!" The crowd cheered.
"You have got to be shitting me," Donald and Daisy whispered.
Mickey and Minnie flew back to their house. They purposely caused the carpet to fly Donald and Daisy into a tree knocking them out. They threw Donald and Daisy into their house and Mickey tied them both into chairs. He also put duct (or duck lmao) tape on beaks. Minnie then woke them up by blasting Christian Rock. Although if we're being real all she had to do to wake them up was talk because her voice is so goddamn loud. Donald and Daisy looked around the house to see that there were countless statues of Jesus and Mary, crucifixes everywhere, and scripture was literally the wallpaper.
"Welcome to our beautiful home," smiled Minnie, "do you like the decor?"
"BITCH WE CAN'T FUCKING TALK!" Donald mumbled under the duct tape.
"So you two wanted to die, did you?" Mickey asked.
"You know suicide is a sin, you two would have joined Judah in hell where you shall burn for all of eternity in the bosom of SATAN HIMSELF!" Minnie shrieked.
"Listen fuckers, if you want to are so depressed that you want to kill yourselves then we should just making your lives more miserable won't matter will it?" Mickey grinned.
Minnie began laughing hysterically.
"I mean who do you two think you are?" Minnie cackled.
"I think that they think," Mickey also began hysterically laughing, "just as famous as the two of us!"
"AS FAMOUS AS THE TWO OF US!" Minnie squeaked.
"Face it Minnie they are desperate, that's why they tried to get suicide, they are asking for sympathy!"
"SYMPATHY!" Minnie squeaked again (apparently Minnie just likes scream-echoing the last words of Mickey's sentences).
"Listen you two have been trying to ruin our careers forever, and we are fed up!" Yelled Mickey.
"We are going to have a party with you two, we are going to celebrate our victory tomorrow in court!" Minnie yelled.
"And this is only the beginning, when we win this lawsuit it will be over for you, it will be over for everyone, Minnie and I will control the world!"
"But the good part is that we'll control you and that starts tonight, SO LETS PARTY!"
The mice ripped the duct tape off of the ducks.
"LET US OUT YOU CUNT!" Daisy yelled.
Mickey slapped Daisy in the face and then started making out with her.
"I'M HUNGRY TOO!" Minnie yelled.
She ran up to Donald and started making out with him too.
Mickey and Minnie stripped nude and put their genitals in the duck's mouths, hetero of course because Minnie is a holy gal.
"GET YOUR DICK OUT OF MY THROAT!" Daisy struggled.
"FUCK OFF!" Yelled Mickey.
Daisy began biting Mickey's member (alliteration) until blood began to fill up her mouth.
Mickey screamed loudly while Minnie began punching Daisy's beak.
"That isn't fair, I can't bite her vagina!" Donald yelled.
Mickey ran around in a bunch of circles hollering like a little baby.
"SHE BIT MY DICK, SHE BIT MY DICK!" Mickey screeched, not shutting up. He then pointed at Daisy and said, "I'll get you back!" in what the ducks guessed was an attempt to sound threatening but really he just sounded like an autistic ten year old.
Mickey ran upstairs while Minnie also began to make her attempt at sounding scary.
"I'm gonna play some music!"
"Aren't you already playing your dumbass Christian rock?" Donald asked and then dodged a crucifix that Minnie threw at him.
Minnie started playing "Come Little Children" on a loop and tried to imitate the scene with Sarah Jessica Parker, but she was obviously way less sexy.
"Can I hocus pocus your bush away, it scratches my beak?" Donald complained.
Mickey walked down with a crowbar.
"I AM GOING TO RAPE YOU!" He yelled.
"You already di..." Daisy began, but she was then hit in the back with the crowbar.
"Catch!"
Mickey threw the crowbar to Minnie who then hit Donald in the beak with it.
"OOOWWWWWAH!" Donald squealed.
"ILL SCRATCH IT UP SOME MORE BITCH HAHAHAHAHAHA!" Minnie giggled.
"Minnie play the music louder, this is a party after all!" Mickey suggested.
Mickey and Minnie continued to fuck the ducks for two more hours.
"Can we trade partners, I want to fuck someone whose cock doesn't feel like a machete!" Daisy bitched.
"You're lucky, this girl's clit is a goddamn pencil sharpener!"
"When you two fuck do you have to put a towel down for all the blood, I mean it probably looks like a murder!" Daisy guessed (correctly).
"I'll make you bleed!" Yelled Mickey, all offended.
Mickey began punching Daisy in the face multiple times, while Minnie shoved a pencil up Donald's ass.
"How is that for a pencil sharpener!" Minnie hollered.
"Bet it still feels better than her cunt," whispered Daisy.
"It does," Donald whispered back.
"WE CAN HEAR YOU!" Mickey yelled.
"Let's separate them!" Minnie decided.
"Good idea!"
Mickey picked up Daisy and threw her into another room.
"Now you can't talk to your retard girlfriend!"
"Oh I'm so scared!" Donald laughed.
"MOTHER MARY!"
"Oh shit."
"I KNOW THAT YOU KNOW THAT I KNOW THAT DONALD IS VICIOUS AND I AM GOING TO GET THE VICIOUS OUT OF HIM!"
"Stop yelli..." Donald began, but then stopped once he was hit in the face with a crucifix.
"The fuck was that for?!"
Minnie walked to a closet and grabbed barbed wire.
"Holy roller, you do realize that your cutting your fucking hands open, don't you?"
"I want us to share blood!"
Minnie ripped off Donald's shirt and began whipping his back with the barbed wire.
"YOU BITCH!" Donald yelled.
"SHUT THE FUCK UP JUDAH!"
Minnie then grabbed the barbed wire and started wrapping it around herself, blood dripping all over Minnie's ugly ass body. Minnie jumped on top of Donald and let all of the blood coming out of her body go into Donald's.
"GIRL YOU'RE GONNA GIVE ME AIDS!"
"HOW DARE YOU SAY I'LL GIVE YOU A FAG DISORDER!"
Meanwhile, Mickey threw Daisy on the floor in the kitchen.
"You're in for a big surprise!" Mickey squeaked.
Mickey then locked Daisy in the pantry.
"I can't breathe, you obese bitches have way too much food, it's crushing me!"
After an hour Mickey opened the door and jumped on top of Daisy, tying her feet and arms together. Daisy felt so discombobulated that when she looked up she hadn't noticed that Mickey was wearing a tight red thong looking thing with his stiff cock sticking out. Three red, blue, and purple Mickey Mouse balloons that you would get at Disney World were tied to his cock and his hard nipples and a baton was sticking up his ass. He also had Minnie and Minnie's dead mom's name written all over his body in glittery gold sharpie.
"OH DAISY!" Mickey moaned, "YOU'RE NOT READY FOR WHAT I'M ABOUT TO DO!"
Mickey ran to a radio and started playing "Hot Dog, Hot Dog, Hot Diggity Dog," and then did his stupid ass dance that goes along with it. The balloons were bouncing into each other.
"THE NAME OF THE GAME IS TO DANCE UNTIL THEY ALL POP!" Mickey moaned.
Mickey jumped and humped and swung his arms around with the balloons thudding aggressively against each other.
"POP, POP, POP, POP, POP, POP!!!"
The balloons were bouncing and pounding and shrieking against each other. Mickey used his fists to push the balloons together and make them squeak.
"POP BABY!"
Finally Mickey swung one more time and the balloons collided and when they burst, semen flew from out of it, all over the room.
"BITCH YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING!" Daisy yelled.
"I use those balloons for when I kidnap and rape little kids!" Mickey giggled, "boy that was a lot of work, I need a refreshment, would you like one?"
"Kill yourself."
"I'll get you one anyway," Mickey smiled.
He walked to the freezer and grabbed Dole Whip which he then dripped all over his cum covered bod.
"MMMM, yummy, Cum Flavored Dole Whip™!"
Mickey scraped the Dole Whip off of him and force fed it with a knife to Daisy, cutting the inside of her mouth in the process.
"OH, NOW I FEEL REFRESHED!" Yelled the mouse.
Mickey then looked confused.
"But I just realized something," Mickey thought.
"What?!" Daisy yelled.
"One balloon still hasn't popped, I'll let you do the honors because I'm just so nice like that," Mickey said politely.
"Fine," Daisy smiled.
Mickey walked over with his stiff.
"Slam that baby till it pops!" Mickey explained.
"My hands are tied retard!"
"Use your head."
Daisy started banging her head against the balloon as it hit Mickey's cummy stomach.
"POP IT BITCH!"
Daisy hit her head against the balloon several times and the balloon slammed Mickey's stomach.
"This is gonna be so badass!" Mickey predicted.
"I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU FOR THIS!"
The balloon slammed Mickeys for what felt like the a hundredth time but ended up stuck in the cum.
"Oh no what do we do now?" Daisy said sarcastically.
"No worries you can just push your head against it till it pops for good!"
Daisy leaned up and pushed her head against the balloon and anticipated the cum to go all over her face. But when it finally popped nothing came out of it.
"It's empt..." Daisy began, but all of the sudden piss shot all out of Mickey's hard dick and all over Daisy's face.
"Oh no I knew I shouldn't have drank all that water!"
Daisy tried to bite Mickey's penis off but when she did piss went into her mouth and she regretted her decisions.
"Don't try to get me you piranha!"
Mickey finally stopped pissing and then walked back before Daisy could rip his cock off in fury.
"Man this is the most fun I've had in a long time, do you agree?"
"I WILL Q..."
"You know I've played with my penis long enough, I want some anal action!"
Mickey walked up to Daisy and shoved his ass in her face.
"Push that baton into my ass!"
Daisy suddenly realized that the rope tying her down on her arm was loose.
"Should I use my head?" Daisy asked.
"Yes," Mickey smiled.
Daisy put her noggin at the end of the baton and pushed forward.
"MOMMY!" Mickey squealed, "OH BOY THAT FEELS GOOD!"
Daisy kept pushing her head forward as the baton went up Mickey's anus.
"AOHOA!"
Daisy kept pushing up, while Mickey got onto his hands and knees.
"AIDGALKAG!"
Mickey was thrusting against the baton and began to jerk off.
"Qoo pop sglqhdkqhdgqh!"
Mickey tongue was sticking out at this point.
"DORA THE EXPLORER!"
Mickey's rock solid boner was as pointy as the tip of a dagger.
"DAISY KEEP PUSHING!" Mickey shouted.
Daisy pushed the baton further up Mickey's ass until Mickey finally ejaculated all over the already cum covered floor.
"That was tiring," Mickey panted.
Mickey then turned around and dragged his feet over to the pantry.
"Who's hung..."
Daisy hit Mickey across the face with the chair and once the mouse landed on the floor Daisy continued slamming it on his face. She then ran up to the stove and turned it on. Daisy grabbed Mickey and pushed his beat up face onto the stove as Mickey screamed in agony. Daisy watched as the flesh on Mickey's face disappeared and was replaced with burn wounds.
"PRINCESS SAVE ME!"
Minnie ran into the room in what felt like a split second and whacked Daisy across the face with the barbed wire.
"Fucking barbed wire!" Daisy yelled.
Daisy jumped to get up but Minnie then grabbed a marble rolling pin and whacked Daisy across the skull with it as Daisy fell into unconsciousness. Daisy woke up naked on a cross, her hands tied up to look like the Messiah.
"YOU HAVE SINED MY LOVE!" Minnie yelled.
"Oh crap," Daisy mumbled.
"TO SEE JESUS YOU MUST BECOME HIM AND I THEN I MUST FIX YOU!"
Minnie walked over with a hammer and nails and nailed Daisy (😏) to the cross as the duck screamed in agony.
"FEEL HIM DAISY, BECOME HIM!"
"I'M GONNA FUCKING KILL YOUR HOLY ROLLER ASS!"
"Now," Minnie's voice went to the quietest it had been all night, "I'm going to fix you."
Minnie bent over to the floor and opened up a trapdoor where she took out nun swag, the Holy Bible, a crucifix, and holy water.
"I know what your problem is Daisy, there's only one possible answer."
"You're my problem cun..." Minnie hit Daisy with the Bible.
"There is a demon inside of you," Minnie explained, "and I must get it out."
Minnie began flicking holy water at Daisy.
"O DIVINE ETERNAL FATHER!" Minnie screamed.
"This is gonna be a long night," Daisy mumbled.
Minnie put her hand on Daisy's forehead.
"IN UNION WITH YOUR DIVINE SON AND THE HOLY SPIRIT AND THROUGH THE IMMACULATE HEART OF MARY, I BEG YOU TO DESTROY THE POWER OF YOUR GREATEST ENEMY, THE EVIL SPIRITS!"
Minnie grabbed a knife and cut Daisy's eye out, she then put Daisy's blood all over her face.
"OW, YOU MOTHER FUCKER!"
"CAST THEM INTO THE DEEPEST RECESSES OF HELL AND CHAIN THEM THERE FOREVER!"
Minnie put the crucifix into the hole where Daisy's eye used to be.
"TAKE POSSESSION OF YOUR KINGDOM WHICH YOU CREATED AND IS RIGHTFULLY YOURS!"
Minnie ran out of holy water and then went and got a hose that sprayed God's Vodka all over Daisy.
"What was the point of that little container if you just had a hose!?" Daisy asked.
"THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!" Minnie answered, "AND DON'T INTERRUPT ME WHILE I'M PRAYING, as I was saying HEAVENLY FATHER GIVE US THE REIGN Of THE SACRED HEART OF JESUS AND THE IMMACULATE HEART OF MARY!"
"TURN THAT FUCKING WATER OFF!"
"DON'T INTERRUPT ME!"
Minnie hit Daisy with the Bible again.
"I REPEAT THIS PRAYER OUT OF MY PURE LOVE FOR YOU WITH EVERY BEAT OF MY HEART AND WITH EVERY BREATH I TAKE!"
Minnie paused dramatically.
"AMEN!" Minnie screamed louder than Daisy had ever heard.
Minnie sat on the floor and began panting, her face then began to look really pissed off.
"What's wrong?" Daisy asked.
"It didn't work," Minnie said through clenched teeth.
"That's because there isn't a fucking demon inside of me!"
"YES THERE IS!"
Minnie got up and yanked the crucifix out of Daisy's eye and then pointed it at her face. Minnie then grabbed the Bible in her other hand and then used the holy water in between her toes to flick at Daisy.
"GET OUT DEMON!"
Minnie shoved the three items in Daisy's face.
"GET OUT DEMON! GET OUT DEMON! GET OUT DEMON! GET OUT DEMON! GET OUT DEMON! GET OUT DEMON! GET OUT DEMON! GET OUT DEMON! GET OUT DEMON! GET OUT DEMON! GET OUT DEMON! GET OUT DEMON! GET OUT DEMON! GET OUT DEMON! GET OUT DEMON! GET OUT DEMON!!"
Minnie then shoved the crucifix up Daisy's vagina.
"BE REMOVED FROM THIS BODY SATAN!"
"MINNIE YOU ARE FUCKING INSANE!"
"I WILL FUCK YOU UP!"
Minnie began punching Daisy's stomach.
"I KNOW YOU ARE IN THERE DEVIL, NOW GET THE FUCK OUT!"
Minnie punched Daisy's stomach until her ribs all cracked. Eventually Daisy began to throw up, with all of it falling on Minnie's head. Minnie then made a very happy grin.
"It's happening," Minnie squealed with joy, "it's coming out."
Minnie ran as fast as she could to a closet where she pulled out a fishing rod. Minnie then put the fishing rod all the way down Daisy's throat as Daisy tried to free her hands from the nails to pull it out.
"I'M SAVING YOU, I'M SUCH A GOOD PERSON, WHEN I GO TO HEAVEN GOD WILL GIVE ME A BIG HUG, HE WILL HUG ME, HE WILL HUG ME,HE WILL HUG ME, AAAAAHHHHHHH"
Minnie began to reel in the fishing rod. Daisy screamed as the fishing rod scraped the inside of her stomach, tearing her organs. The rod finally was reeled completely out of Daisy's mouth and the sight of the top of the rod which was covered in Daisy's blood made Minnie begin sobbing.
"NO, IT DIDN'T WORK!"
Minnie began punching Daisy in the face multiple times.
"YOU HAVE PUT A SPELL ON YOUR BODY SO THAT THE DEVIL DOESN'T ESCAPE!"
Minnie put the rod back down Daisy's throat. Minnie fished around in Daisy's stomach looking for a trace of the demon. Eventually Minnie found something.
"I'm pulling it out!"
Minnie fished and fished but this demon was hard to get out. After about an hour Minnie ripped out Daisy's liver.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, THIS ISN'T THE DEMON!"
Minnie put the liver in her mouth and gobbled it up. Minnie threw Daisy's from off the cross and dragged her to the bathroom where she threw her in a tub of holy water.
"THIS WILL CLEANSE YOU!"
Daisy struggled to get to the top of the tub as Minnie pushed her face all the way to the bottom.
"LET IT IN!"
Minnie forced Daisy to open up her mouth. Daisy could feel a burning sensation in her throat as she gasped for any sort of air. Finally Daisy got enough strength to kick Minnie in the chest knocking her down. Daisy gasped for air for a few seconds until Minnie put her in a chokehold.
"GO BACK IN, YOU MUST BE CLEANED!"
All of the sudden Donald came running in and hit Minnie over the head with the toilet tank lid. Minnie fell to the ground with blood gushing out of her wound.
"Daisy let's get the fuck out!"
"I can't move," Daisy coughed.
Suddenly the ducks heard a noise, it was Mickey.
"PRINCESS!"
Mickey began to give Minnie the heimlich maneuver because he is literally retarded. Minnie eventually opened her eyes slightly.
"Mickey, is that you?" She asked.
"Yes it is me, what happened princess?"
"Me and Daisy were just hanging out and then Donald came in, stabbed Daisy in the eye, raped me, and then hit me in the head with the toilet thingy," Minnie explained.
"You did that Donald?" Mickey asked.
"I..."
Mickey injected drugs into Donald's neck and threw the duck in a closet where fucked the shit out of him for the rest of the night.
The next morning Donald woke up in Minnie's bed.
"Da fuchk hapendid..."
Donald then noticed Daisy sitting across from him wearing a princess dress.
"How did you go from naked in a bathtub to that?" Donald asked.
"I can't remember, that whole fucking night is becoming a blur, do you remember what Mickey was doing to you because you were laughing really hard, but you also were on drugs."
"I do remember Mickey forcing me to watch a VHS tape of him fucking his parents, anyway where are they we gotta escape!"
"They locked the door, and Minnie closed off all the windows with brick walls!"
Donald and Daisy both began laughing.
The ducks kicked the door down and walked downstairs to find Mickey and Minnie talking to a bunch of children.
"Oh fuck Mickey look who it is!" Minnie whispered.
"I can see that princess!"
"OH NO, GET AWAY FROM US!" The kids yelled.
"Oh sweeties it's alright, they won't hurt you I promise," Mickey said reassuringly.
"Yes, remember what I told you, you shall only fear SATAN," Minnie also said reassuringly, "although I guess those two aren't far off," Minnie then said under her breath.
"These little tykes were just here to give us presents before the trial, but unfortunately they didn't bring you any!"
"Why are they here?" The smallest one asked, quivering in the corner with fear.
"Well, Donald and Daisy were feeling a little sad last night because they are probably going to lose the trial so Minnie and I decided to invite them over, but they did have a little too much to drink," Mickey explained.
"Would you two like to have a seat?" Minnie asked the ducks.
"NO PLEASE GET THEM AWAY FROM US!" The kids all yelled again.
"Like I already said, they won't hurt you, but we better get going to the trial soon," Minnie stated.
"Well can we at least eat something?!" The ducks yelled.
"Um, did you bring us gifts?" Mickey asked, to which Donald and Daisy both growled.
"Alright kids thank you so much for these gifts, and as a reward I'm going to give you some pamphlets that you can give to your moms and dads!"
"I have two dads," one of the kids said.
"Oh," Minnie smiled.
"And here are free tickets to Disney World, Disneyland, the Disney Cruise, and that Hawaiian one!" Mickey yelled.
"YAY!" The kids jumped up and down.
"Alright now I think it's time to get ready for the trial!" Mickey yelled with glee.
The mice walked the ducks up to the stairs where they locked them back into Minnie's room.
"Your clothes are on the bed!" Mickey pointed out.
Donald had to wear a klansman hat complete with a swastika, overalls that had the Confederate Flag all over them, a prison uniform underneath, and cowboy boots. There was also a hole cut in the pants so his dick would be sticking out.
Meanwhile, Daisy had to paint herself black, wear an Evanescence t shirt, a nun hat, a crucifix, converse shoes, and face piercings that Daisy realized Minnie had put into her the night before. The ducks walked out to find Mickey and Minnie wearing the uniforms to Euphoria High. The mice decided to give them one final touch, a face tattoo saying "MICKEY AND MINNIE FOREVER", even cutting out a hole in Donald's klan hat to show it (they also gave Donald an arm tattoo that read, "NIGGERS BURN ON MY WHORE WIFE'S NECKLACE!"
"You two look marvelous!" Minnie yelled.
Donald and Daisy were walked downstairs where they saw the kids all laying on the ground unconscious.
"YOU FUCKING KILLED THEM?!" Donald yelled.
"Oh no, they're just knocked out, I told you the food only went to the ones who gave us gifts!" Mickey explained.
The trial was the biggest event since the birth of Christ. There were at least 6 billion people outside of the courtroom waiting for the verdict, with the rest of the population watching on TV. The limo that the four were driving was eventually just carried to the door, concert style, by the crowd outside. Mickey and Minnie walked out first and the crowd got so loud many of the buildings out in the city full on exploded. A red carpet was brought out for Mickey and Minnie to walk on and give autographs. But eventually the crowd got so crazy that Mickey and Minnie were forced to go inside. The Donald and Daisy walked outside the whole crowd jumped on top on them and began to beat and rape them as they chanted about how much they hated them. Police had to shoot and kill at least half of the people surrounding the courthouse.
"WAIT WE HAD A PLAN FOR IF THIS MIGHT HAPPEN!" Minnie yelled.
"Oh, that's right," One the the policemen said.
Donald and Daisy were put into a cage and then carried up, however the crowd still tried to murder the policemen carrying it. It took at least two hours to get the ducks inside "safely". The police outside had to put a bullet proof metal block to cover the door in order to keep people from breaking in.
"ALRIGHT LET'S GO!" Minnie giggled.
The four were taken into the courtroom and sat in their seats next to their lawyers.
Judge Ariel then walked in carrying an AK-47.
"IT IS FUCKING WILD OUT THERE!" Judge Ariel screamed.
"It was lovely," Eeyore the Suicidal Whore smiled.
"Alright now let's get started!" Judge Ariel smiled.
The court session went on for three hours and because they knew people were watching on TV, it had musical numbers, choreographed dancing, including a delightful poll dance from Elastigirl, and a steamy sex scene between Mickey and Minnie on top of the jury members.
"Alright, the jury has reached its verdict!" Judge Ariel.
"OH MY GOD THIS IS IT!" Minnie yelled.
"I CAN'T BREATH!" Mickey yelled.
People outside were banging on the walls, trying to get in. While at the same time camera men were literally shoving their cameras in the ducks faces.
"You know you can just zoom in from a distance," said Daisy.
"FUCK OFF SLUT!" Yelled the camera man.
A spotlight also placed down on the ducks, the mice, and Judge Ariel as she yelled, "DONALD AND DAISY WILL HAVE ALL OF THEIR MONEY SEIZED FROM THEIR BANK ACCOUNT, WILL LOSE ALL OF THEIR PROPERTY AND THE JURY HAS ALSO DECIDED THAT THEY WILL BE PLACED IN ALCATRAZ WHICH WILL NOW BE REOPEN JUST FOR THEM TO LIVE THERE FOR THE NEXT 30 YEARS, AFTER WHICH THEY WILL BOTH BE GIVEN THE ELECTRIC CHAIR!"
"YAYYAYUEUASYYATSYQUWYSY!" The mice squealed, jumping up and down.
The crowd outside was cheering loudly, and the president ran in and shoved Donald and Daisy to the ground and put them in handcuffs.
"THIS IS A FUCKING LAWSUIT TRIAL, YOU DIDN'T EVEN GIVE US THE CHARGES FOR WHY WE'D BE ON DEATH ROW!?" Donald yelled.
"YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH!" The president yelled.
"THIS IS SO FUCKED!" Daisy screamed, which was followed by her getting pepper sprayed.
The cameraman got up in the ducks faces.
"What would you two like to say?" He asked, however he quickly turned around after the state Daisy gave him.
He went over to Mickey and Minnie who were both sobbing like drama queens.
"How does it feel to win?" The reporter asked.
"It just shows that there truly is justice on this planet, that evil is fought down, and that Christ is here to save us all because he is one with us and there love is all it takes to help us with Mary and we will all one day all be truly one with Moses!"
"That is so well said," stated the reporter.
"I think it is wonderful too," Mickey began, "I hope this story is a lesson for all who may feel scared that they can win anything like me and my princess and get those evil ducks dea..."
Suddenly the crowd outside went from cheering to what sounded like screaming.
"I bet that's nothing, as I was sayin..."
"WAIT A MINUTE, I AM GETTING NEWS THAT THERE IS AN ACTIVE SHOOTER OUTSIDE THE COURTHOUSE!" The reporter yelled.
Donald and Daisy both looked at each other with confusion and then looked up to see a bullet go right threw the president's brain.
"THESE DUCKS HAVEN'T LOST JUST YET!"
IT WAS LUDWIG VON FUCKING DRAKE!
"I SENTENCE Y'ALL TO DEATH!"
Ludwig pulled out two rifles and shot all of the members of the jury to death.
"STOP RIGHT THERE!" Judge Ariel yelled, standing up and pointing her AK-47 at Ludwig.
Judge Ariel was too late though because Ludwig shot her in the neck, ironically hitting her vocal cords. Judge Ariel sang one shitty final note as she fell to the floor and died.
"I GOTTA GET MY FAT ASS OUT!" Elastigirl yelled.
Ludwig shot Elastigirl right in the back of her buttocks which caused her to blow up.
"I HOPE THAT YOU'RE RECORDING THIS!" Ludwig yelled at the reporter before grabbing a chainsaw cutting him in half with it, his blood going all over people's tv screens.
"OH AND GUESS WHAT, I HAVE A SURPRISE FOR THE BOTH OF YOU!" He said to Donald and Daisy.
Ludwig walked over to the corner of the room where there was a sheet and under it was the time machine.
"HOLY SHIT!" Donald and Daisy yelled.
"I spent all night working on it, but it is back and better than ever, so what are we waiting for let's get the fuck out of here, after all I did just murder everyone out there and people are probably looking for me!"
"YOU SAID IT, LETS GO!" Donald screamed.
Donald and Ludwig hopped into the time machine. Daisy followed behind but made one final glance at the mice who were both quivering in terror under a table like a bunch of pussies.
"WE'LL GET YOU TWO LATER!" Daisy smiled.
She jumped back into the time machine and the three ducks made their escape to the past.