The Original Ducksekeeter

Chapter 44: The Original Duckseketeer

While Ludwig was very excited at first that Walt had decided to join the ADDG, he did become furious when he found out that Walt fucking marched into Daisy's office and told her off about her killing him.
"It was very fun, it was the most exhilarating moment of my life!" Walt stated.
"BUT YOU WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO REVEAL THAT YOU FUCKING KNEW ABOUT THE MURDER!" Ludwig screamed.
"Why not?!"
"BECAUSE YOU IDIOT, THE REASON WE WANTED YOU TO JOIN THE GROUP WAS BECAUSE YOU ARE SOMEONE, PRETTY MUCH THE ONLY ONE, THAT SHE TRUSTS AND NOW SHE ISN'T GONNA FUCKING TRUST YOU ANYMORE!"
"WELL LUDWIG I WAS SO DAMN PISSED, I JUST HAD TO YELL AT HER, I MEAN FOR FUCK'S SAKE SHE MURDERED ME!"
"YOU ACTUALLY DID NOT JUST HAVE TO, JESUS CHRIST WALT NOW YOU JOINING THE GROUP IS FUCKING POINTLESS, YOU ARE OUT!"
"BITCH NO I AM FUCKING NOT, YOU ASKED ME TO JOIN AND I SAID YES, SO I AM FUCKING STAYING!"
"WELL SINCE I'M THE ONE WHO ASKED YOU TO JOIN THAT IN TURN MEANS THAT I HAVE THE RIGHT TO KICK YOU THE FUCK OUT!"
"WELL YOU CAN SAY THAT YOU'RE KICKING ME OUT BUT LISTEN NIGGA I AM STAYING!"
"I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD!"
Ludwig stormed off all dramatic and went to go see the other members of the group.
"What is going on out there?!" Asked Maleficent.
"WALT IS PISSING ME THE FUCK OFF!" Ludwig screamed.
"Why, I thought he joined the group, shouldn't we be happy, he was the member that we really wanted!" Tramp stated.
"Well originally he is the person we wanted in the group the most, but now he is pretty much fucking pointless!"
"Why?!" Asked Stitch.
"Because the only fucking reason we wanted him in the group was because he is someone who Daisy can trust, AND NOW HE HAS FUCKING WENT UP TO DAISY'S OFFICE AND CONFRONTED HER ABOUT MURDERING HIM AND HE HAS FUCKING TOLD HER THAT HE HATES HER NOW AND IS LEAVING HER ASS AND ALL THIS SHIT AND NOW DAISY IS GOING ON A FUCKING RAMPAGE OVER THE WHOLE THING AND NOW THE PLAN TO GET HIM IN THE GROUP IS FUCKING POINTLESS!"
Everyone began to get pissed off as well and tried to think about what they could possibly do to fix this.
"Walt is just going to have to apologize to Daisy!" Elastigirl said, looking all hot.
"AAAAAHHHH, but that might not work, Daisy is already so pissed!"
"Well she is only going to get even more pissed off, we need Walt to get back on her good side so that she is happy again and has trust," Elastigirl grinned creepily, and very sexy, "and then we can go to the next part of our plan!"
The next part of the plan, which was to happen after getting Walt to join the group, was to get rid of Daisy permanently, A.K.A. kill her.
"God that smile is hot, but anyway we can't get too ahead of ourselves, thinking about that part of the plan is fun but we have to fix the issues with Walt first, but convincing Walt to apologize, even if it's fake, is going to be hard to do!"
But it needed to be done so Ludwig walked over to Walt who was ripping up and burning several photos of Daisy that he had stuffed in his throat.
"Are you having fun?!" Asked Ludwig.
"DAISY BETRAYED ME!" Walt screeched.
"Okay well anyway, I have decided that you will not be kicked out of the ADDG!"
"OH MY GOODNESS LUDWIG THAT IS GREAT!"
"And your first job to do as a part of the ADDG will be to apologize to Daisy for yelling at her and tell her that you don't care that she killed you and that you understand why she did it and that you two are on good terms!"
"ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NOT!"
"ABSOLUTELY FUCKING YES!"
"I AM NOT GOING TO TELL HER ANY OF THAT!"
"YES YOU FUCKING ARE WALT OR I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL MURDER YOU TWO, I KNOW THAT I AM CAPABLE OF IT BUT DON'T THINK TOO HARD ABOUT THAT!"
"DAISY FUCKING MURDERED ME, I AM NOT GOING TO TELL HER THAT I AM SORRY!"
"OKAY WELL WALT IT ISN'T A FUCKING REAL APOLOGY, YOU JUST HAVE TO PRETEND THAT YOU TWO ARE ON GOOD TERMS!"
"WHY?!"
"BECAUSE SHE NEEDS TO FUCKING TRUST YOU IN ORDER FOR US TO GO DEEPER INTO OUR PLANS!"
"WELL WHAT OTHER PLANS DO YOU HAVE?!"
"WELL WE HAVE THIS ONE WHERE WE FUCKING KILL HER, WHICH I KNOW YOU WOULD LOVE TO BE PART OF!"
"THAT WOULD BE AMAZING, BUT I STILL DO NOT WANT TO FUCKING BE NICE TO HER!"
"WELL IF YOU DON'T GET ON HER GOOD SIDE NOW THEN PRETTY SOON SHE WILL GO FUCKING CRAZY AND WE WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO GET HER, SHE HAS TO BE AT A VULNERABLE POINT!"
"SHE TRUSTS YOU THOUGH, AND SHE DOESN'T HAVE ANY MAJOR PROBLEM WITH THE OTHER MEMBERS OF THE GROUP!"
"BUT IF SHE DOESN'T TRUST YOU THEN I'M NOT SURE IF SHE WILL TRIST ANYBODY ELSE, LISTEN WALT YOU HAVE TO GO OUT THERE AND MAKE DAISY HAPPY AND YOU HAVE TO DO IT FUCKING FAST!"
"OKAY FINE, by the way your glasses are fucking ugly!"
"Well your mustache makes you look like you rape kids, oh wait!"
Walt begrudgingly headed down towards the studio. From five miles away Walt could hear Daisy screaming at the top of her fucking lungs. Walt opened the door of the studio to see that Daisy had made a giant fucking mess and that everyone working inside was hiding in a corner as she continued screaming.
"HOW COULD HE DO THIS TO ME, I DON'T GIVE A FUCK THAT I KILLED HIM, HIS DUMBASS DESERVED IT, I WANT TO MURDER HIM SEVEN HUNDRED BILLION ZILLION MORE TIMES JUST TO SHOW HIM I MAD I AM, HE IS A FUCKING CUN..." Daisy turned around to see Walt in the building, "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING BACK HERE?!"
"I wanted to talk to you!"
"I DON'T WANT TO FUCKING TALK TO YOU!" Daisy growled like a fucking tiger, which really freaked Walt out.
"Please Daisy, I think you will like what you have to hear!"
"FUCKER YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT ME!"
"Well I know that you would like it if I apologized!"
"MEET ME IN MY FUCKING OFFICE RIGHT NOW, MY SLAVES JUST FINISHED FIXING IT UP!"
Daisy rode up the elevator while Walt climbed the stairs up to Daisy's office, where Daisy had to wait for Walt for a long ass time because he was taking forever on the staircase.
"HURRY THE FUCK UP I AM BORED!" She bitched.
After what felt like an eternity Walt finally got up to the room with Daisy.
"NIGGERS GET OUT AND FIX THE DOWNSTAIRS!" Daisy screamed at the slaves, "OKAY WALT SIT THE FUCK DOWN!"
Walt sat down and began spilling a bunch of bullshit to Daisy.
"I have done a lot of thinking, and I have realized that it was wrong of me to yell at you like that because you are my queen and my president, and I do not care that you killed me because I probably deserved it!"
Daisy burst out sobbing and began to scream, "OH MY GOD WALT I FUCKING LOVE YOU, YOU DID DESERVE TO DIE AND I AM SO HAPPY THAT YOU AGREE!"
"OF COURSE I AGREE, YOU ARE MY QUEEN AND I WILL AGREE WITH ANYTHING THAT YOU SAY BECAUSE YOU SPECIAL TO ME!"
"AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH, FOR A SECOND THERE I THOUGHT THE ONE WHO LOVES ME MOST DID NOT LOVE ME ANYMORE, AND THAT MADE ME ANGRY, SO ANGRY THAT I WANTED TO FUCKING SLAUGHTER, BUT NOW YOU HAVE COME BACK TO ME AND I AM JUST SO FUCKING HAPPY ABOUT THAT, I WANT TO FUCKING TOUCH MYSELF TO THE THOUGHT OF YOU LOVING ME AGAIN!"
That actually turned Walt on for a second, but then he went back to just pretending to like her.
"Well I am happy too, I felt like I could not go even for a few more seconds without loving my beautiful Queen Daisy, I want to continue loving you forever and ever, and I want you to continue loving me loving you!"
"OH WALT I LOVE BEING LOVED, I LOVE THAT MORE THAN ANYTHING!"
"Then I will continue loving you, but I also just wanted to ask how good did it feel to kill me?!"
"OH WALT IT WAS FUCKING BEAUTIFUL, I HATED YOU SO MUCH AND KILLING YOU WAS ONE OF THE MOST SATISFYING MOMENTS OF MY LIFE, IT MADE ME HAPPIER, YOU HELPED MAKE ME HAPPIER, AND YOU STILL DO THAT FOR ME TO THIS DAY, I THINK THAT IT IS WHAT YOU DO BEST BABY!"
"Well I love making you happy, in fact I am happy that you murdered me!"
"I ALSO AM HAPPY THAT I MURDERED YOU, LET'S BE HAPPY ABOUT IT TOGETHER!"
"That sounds great, so can I continue working at the studio?!"
"OF FUCKING COURSE YOU CAN CONTINUE WORKING AT THE STUDIO, BITCH YOU MAKE ME FEEL ALL WARM INSIDE AND IMPORTANT!"
"Well great so I will go get back to work!"
"YAY, WAIT BEFORE YOU LEAVE CALL ME QUEEN AGAIN!"
"YOU ARE MY QUEEN!"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH, NOW SAY THAT I AM THE GREATEST THING IN THE WORLD!"
"YOU ARE THE GREATEST THING IN THE WORLD!"
"OH YEAH, NOW SAY THAT I AM THE MOST FAMOUS THING IN THE WORLD AND USE MY NAME WHEN YOU SAY IT!"
"Daisy Duck is the most famous thing in the world!"
"OH MY FUCKING GOD!" Daisy fell to the floor and straight up had an orgasm right there, "AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!" She moaned, thrilled at the words Walt was telling her, "OH THAT FEELS SO GOOD, MY SOUL FEELS SO HAPPY NOW, AAAAHHHH, oh and by the way Walt as punishment for the way you spoke to me previously you will not be paid for a full year, but that's okay isn't it, since you love me so!"
"Of course it is not a problem!"
"Good, AAAAAAHHHHHH, YOU MAKE ME FEEL FAMOUS!"
Walt practically darted out of Daisy's office and headed for the exit of the studio as fast as he could without also looking too suspicious. Ludwig already hacked into the tracker that Daisy put into Walt's body and made it so that it didn't say he left. Walt went back down into the cave where the rest of the ADDG was sitting around doing whatever they were doing at that moment.
"OKAY I WANT TO FUCKING KILL HER!"Walt screamed.
"BUT DOES SHE THINK THAT YOU'RE ON HER SIDE?!" Asked Ludwig.
"SHE SURE DOES!"
"Oh fuck this is amazing, now we can go through with the plan!"
"But when are we going to kill her?" Asked one of the One Hundred and One Dalmatians.
"Well I have been waiting for a moment that she is very front and center and a moment where a lot of people will see it because I want to make sure it feels very exciting, but unfortunately for the past few years her lazy ass has not went and done any major events, that is until recently with this free trip to Disney World thing that she has going on, and she has been very clear about the fact that she will not only be making an appearance at it, but she has even said that she might give a fucking speech, probably since she is so desperate for people to love her and she wants to make people think that she may even still slightly care about them, but anyway I think that while she is there that will be the perfect time to kill her!"
"So when is the Disney World thing?!" Asked Belle.
"It's in a little less than two weeks, which I think should be enough time for us to all prepare!"
"But how are we going to kill her?!" Asked Walt.
"I don't know, I think we just all sneak in weapons and then shoot her from every angle fucking possible!"
Everyone in the room all seemed to agree that it was a good idea and so Ludwig made the plan official. So with that, every night the ADDG would practice shooting and killing Daisy, all of them practicing using M82 rifles, but they had blanks in them just in case they accidentally shot each other and they used a muffler so that it could shut the fuck up and so that none of them would get caught. As the two weeks in between continued by the better and more confident they began to feel about how this would go. They also acted on their absolute best behavior around Daisy and were all almost happy to see her in this two week period, mostly because they knew they weren't going to have to endure her for too much longer. Daisy noticed that everyone seemed to be much happier around her and was thrilled by this, thinking that she must have been doing something right recently, and even beginning to think that if people in the studio were happy to see her then people outside of it must be happy to see her as well. She actually couldn't really imagine why anyone wouldn't be happy to see her but she got the vibe that some people were a little more intimidated by her, she didn't even receive much paparazzi anymore because in truth they were all fucking scared to be around her. Daisy happily prepared for the day in Disney World, as with all of this newfound positive attention her employees were giving her she figured that that was a great sign for good things to come at this event. Finally, the two weeks went by and Daisy and every member of the ADDG woke up with very happy grins on their faces. Daisy hopped on into her private jet and flew it down to Disney World, while the other employees had to take a bus that was attached by rope to the jet, a rope which Daisy tied herself and that barely just made it to Disney World before coming untied, but thankfully it fell in the Tree of Life in Animal Kingdom, which was noticeably very empty, showing just how impossible it became for people to get there.
"WE'RE HERE, OH MY FUCKING GOD NO WE AREN'T WE ARE ONLY IN ANIMAL KINGDOM, BITCH WE HAVE TO GET TO MAGIC KINGDOM!"
"DAISY OUR BUS IS NO LONGER ATTACHED TO THE JET!" Ludwig screamed up.
"That's not my fault, listen y'all can walk or drive the bus or whatever, it isn't that far, you're lucky I even let you're nasty, impoverished asses even near my beautiful jet!" Daisy screamed before flying off.
Eventually though everyone made it to the Magic Kingdom just in time for the one hundred million contest winners to come in.
"WELCOME TO THE MAGIC KINGDOM, NOW BEFORE YOU COME IN I WANT YOU ALL TO STRIP NAKED AND TAKE STABLE THE DAISIES THAT YOU PICKED OUT TO YOUR GENITALS!" Daisy said nicely.
Ludwig actually burst out laughing at that one.
"EXFUCKINGCUSE ME!" One of the winners called out.
"You heard me, Walt get over here and start stapling!"
"THIS IS FUCKING INSANE!" Another person said.
"It is not insane, you all have a free..." Daisy threw up, "GOD I FUCKING HATE SAYING THAT WORD AND YOU KNOW I REALLY DID NOT MEAN TO SAY IT THAT TIME, trip to Disney World so you should all just fucking get what you get and not throw a fit!"
"MY FUCKING KIDS ARE WITH ME!" Yelled a mom.
"Not to mention if you try to leave I will fucking shoot you!" Daisy stated before pulling out a gun.
The winners of the contest took off all of their clothes and got in a single file line where they all got the daisies stapled to their genitals, which Walt did not entirely mind doing to the women as he had to get very up close and personal with their minge, especially those with big bushes and those who were little girls. Walt even ended up putting his tongue on a few of them real quickly. Eventually everyone came on in and Daisy called up several news stations to come over and begin filming. Daisy headed to a podium that was in front of Cinderella's Castle to begin making a speech for everyone. The members of the ADDG, which had grown to be over a million members just in that two week period because Ludwig really got the word out, started to prepare as well, knowing that the time to murder Daisy would be now. Daisy pulled out some sticky notes where she wrote the speech she was planning to give, and started it up, "HELLO EVERYONE, THIS IS QUEEN AND PRESIDENT DAISY DUCK COMING AT YOU LIVE FROM THE MAGIC KINGDOM IN WALT DISNEY WORLD, and by the way this program is required viewing and if you don't watch it then you'll be hung, THIS IS A VERY SPECIAl DAY FOR THE ONE HUNDRED MILLION WINNERS OF CONTEST FOR A YOU KNOW WHAT TRIP TO DISNEY WORLD, FIRST OF ALL I WANT TO CONGRATULATE THE LUCKY WINNERS," the camera then went past all of the winners, who were standing almost lifeless, naked with blood also dripping down the stapled part of their genitals, "AND ANOTHER THING IS THAT YOU TOO CAN POTENTIALLY GET A FREE TRIP TO DISNEY WORLD BECAUSE I WILL HOLD THIS CONTEST A FEW MORE TIMES IN THE COMING YEARS, BUT FOR RIGHT NOW I WANT TO CELEBRATE ALL OF THE WINNERS WHO ARE HERE TOD..."
Suddenly, in a matter of a few milliseconds Daisy saw that several of her employees were brought out Barrett M82 Rifles.
"OH HELL NO!"
Daisy quickly laid down across the floor before everyone began setting hundreds of bullets flying into the air.
"SHIT SHE WAS READY, EVERYONE AIM DOWN SHE IS ON THE FLOOR!" Ludwig screamed.
Daisy whistled and her private jet came flying back over to where she was on her own. She then pressed a button she had in her pocket that brought guns out of the sides of the jet which then began firing into the crowds below.
"THE JET HAS FUCKING GUNS?!" Ludwig screamed.
"IT SEEMS SO," Elastigirl yelled, "WE ALL GOT TO GET AWAY FROM HERE, I JUST WISH I WASN'T CARRYING SO MUCH DAMM LUGGAGE IN THE BACK!"
"MOVE AWAY FROM THE THIS!" Walt screamed.
The members of the ADDG, as well as all of the winners of the contest began to run away from this section of the park, under the castle, and into Fantasyland. Daisy could hardly even fucking breathe she was so enraged.
"THEY WANT TO KILL ME, WELL THEY AREN'T FUCKING READY!"
Several of the news reporters began to turn their cameras off but Daisy began screaming at them, "TURN THOSE FUCKING CAMERAS BACK FUCKING ON, I WANT THE WORLD TO SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU GO AGAINST DAISY DUCK!"
Daisy ran into her jet, began blaring Sabaton, and took off into the air. Daisy pressed a button which brought out more and more guns from inside the jet, and aimed all of them at the ground where everyone was standing.
"OH FUCK!" Ludwig screamed.
"LUDWIG WHAT IS THE PLAN, SHOULD WE SHOOT AT HER?!" Asked Goofy.
"THE PLAN IS RUN FOR YOUR FUCKING LIVES!"
Everyone in the Magic Kingdom ran to pretty much anywhere they fucking could, several began hiding inside of rides and while others jumped into the water used for some of the boat rides in an attempt to escape from Daisy. But there were many still ended up getting shot. The bullets were hitting the ground so quickly and with such force that thousands of people were being flooded in them. The ones who hadn't been shot yet would look to their left or right to see the person next to them getting shot with what looked like billions of bullets, blood spraying out of them and onto the ones who hadn't been shot yet. Many people were also caught up in the stampede of everything, and if someone would fall to the ground then they would most likely end up being trampled to death. The news reporters ended up shutting their cameras off and running for their lives down Main Street towards the exit, which angered Daisy and caused her to fly over and shoot them to death personally. She also quickly flew the jet outside the park and locked the entrance doors from that direction before heading back into the jet to continue slaughtering everyone. Daisy flew to every single section of the park making sure she hit every single inch of it with bullets. She would sometimes go very low to really get some people, and sometimes she would just straight up land the jet on top of everyone. Daisy eventually noticed that there were some people hiding in rides or the queues of the rides so she began slamming into as many buildings as she could. She flew right into It's a Small World, Big Thunder Mountain Railroad, as well as restaurants such as Be Our Guest.
"THAT PLACE WAS TOO FUCKING EXPENSIVE ANYWAY, EVEN FOR ME!" Daisy screamed.
These all began collapsing, with the remains of them slamming against the ground and hitting and crushing people directly. Many people were so fucking squished that their entire bodies practically exploded, with blood and their insides spraying out towards everyone. Truly nobody felt safe, and as hard as they tried nobody could escape because the doors were completely locked. Also in the middle of the collisions, on certain rides like Journey of the Little Mermaid, the Country Bear Jamboree, and the Hall of Presidents, many of the animatronics were also sent flying out into the crowds of people. This also caused them to get crushed to death, or also make them trip into the crowd and get trampled until all of their fucking bones were broken. Many of the characters, especially the Princesses who were in Fantasyland, felt even more horrified by the whole thing when they would see images of themselves being destroyed in front of their eyes. Snow White was even slammed to the ground by an animatronic of her in the Seven Dwarves Mine Train, where she cracked her head right fucking open and bled to death. Disney characters were all dying left and fucking right, including Peter Pan , Cinderella's step sisters, Anna and Elsa, Goob, they were all being fucking massacred out in the park. There was getting to be so much blood on the floor, and so many corpses, that it was becoming near impossible to not fall down, but people were getting better at getting themselves back up and not finding themselves trapped in the crowd of bustling people, however someone who was not this lucky was Mufasa of course, that bitch fell got trampled until he was a fucking pancake. This attack went on like this for about an hour with no sign of stopping anytime soon. Ludwig saw that there was an open door to an employees only section, which Ludwig quickly ran down into to hide. This quiet and hidden area gave him a few moments to rest, possibly for the last time. He could not believe that this was occurring since this was supposed to be the day that they would finally get justice against Daisy and would all get to be free, but instead many people in the ADDG were now dead and Daisy was out there going crazier than fucking ever, with no signs of stopping. But as he sat down in this basement looking area, Ludwig suddenly felt as if he snapped out of a stupid feeling to just hide out and instead remembered what he and everyone else came to do in the first place. He was going to take Daisy down or die trying. So he began looking around for literally fucking anything that could potentially work to his advantage, and eventually he came saw something that he determined had to be his best bet. Fireworks. Ludwig picked up as many fireworks as possible and ran outside to where Daisy was flying. He knew that this was not going to be easy and he would have to move fast because standing still out in the open while Daisy was still firing out bullets was a risky move, but Ludwig was determined to fucking win. He set up the fireworks in the ground, began playing the theme to Fantasmic because this is Disney World after all and a firework show has to feel magical, and aimed it as best as he could to make sure that it would hit the jet. Daisy was flying right across Cinderella's Castle when Ludwig set the fireworks off and not one, but two of them directly hit Daisy's jet, sending them crashing into the castle with a great amount of force. Another firework hit the inside of the jet and suddenly it began to rumble. Daisy started to freak out now and saw an alert that said the jet was going to explode. Daisy did not want to leave her beautiful jet but she did not want to fucking explode so she hopped out of the jet. She began to climb down the castle and a few seconds later the jet exploded, destroying a large part of the top of the castle and sending Daisy dangling on a spire that was almost detached in all of the demolition. Ludwig saw Daisy dangling and so he pointed another firework directly at her. Daisy, knowing Ludwig was the one who shot the firework, looked over and saw that another was coming her way, so he jumped with all of her might from the dangling spire and onto a safer part of the roof. The firework aimed for Daisy still directly hit the castle. While a fire was already brewing when the jet exploded, now an even bigger one came about, and soon the entire castle was practically engulfed in flames. Fire and smoke began to surround Daisy. Daisy smashed through a window and ran down a nearby staircase as fast as she could to escape the castle. The flames were growing larger and larger and Daisy knew that it was going to be very hard to make it out. But thankfully it really was just the top part of the castle that was heavily on fire, the bottom was still surviving just enough for Daisy to be able to run out in a somewhat safe way. However as she ran down the stairs, part of the upstairs collapsed and left a hole in the ceiling that allowed smoke to climb up the stairwell. Daisy felt trapped, with a lot of fire if she went up and a lot of smoke if she went down. She decided that smoke was better though so she ran through the dark and thick smoke, causing her to practically gasp for air it was so hard to fucking breathe. However Daisy eventually saw a tiny window, which she saw lead to another smaller looking spire. Daisy slammed at the window with her fist and climbed her ass through it. She could hardly fit but she managed to get out and be able to jump onto the spire. Just as she did that the castle began crumbling down and Daisy knew she had to hurry the fuck up. Parts of the castle began falling down and nearly hit her fucking head, but she kept on climbing down the spire until she was about fifteen feet from the ground. She jumped down and stuck the landing, just as the castle began crumbling down entirely. Everyone turned and watched as what had been seen as the landmark of Disney, while covered in flames, collapsed to the ground and was destroyed. Cinderella herself was so entranced by the whole thing that she ended up walking towards the castle and ended up being crushed down in the rubble, standing too close while it fell. The fire from Cinderella's Castle also began spreading, and it spread until the entire Magic Kingdom had fire around it. Daisy looked around at all of this and began laughing hysterically. She then saw that Ludwig was staring and pointing his gun directly at her.
"ISN'T THIS PLACE SO MAGICAL?!" Daisy asked, continuing to laugh.
Daisy saw a dead member of the ADDG on the floor, it was Chicken Little, and she picked up his M82 Rifle and pointed it at Ludwig.
"WHO IS GOING TO SHOOT FIRST?!" Asked Daisy.
"ME!"
Ludwig fired right at Daisy but she quickly squatted to the ground to dodge it and hopped back up before shooting at Ludwig who also dodged the bullet. Daisy then ran off into the nearby cloud of smoke, which Ludwig followed her into.
"IF ANY OF YOU SEE DAISY, SHOOT HER, I WANT HER FUCKING DEAD!"
Ludwig eventually could hardly speak though, the smoke and flames greatly impacting him. Daisy continued running through Magic Kingdom, sometimes she would come across people who would shoot at her but she would dodge them. It was becoming so hard to see that pretty much everyone was on their own. Daisy knew that she needed to be on high ground because fire was all over the ground, so she began to climb up the nearest attraction to her, Space Mountain, but this eventually went up in flames, so Daisy had to get down and find another way to hide out. But hiding out eventually seemed to her like a bad idea, so she went searching for an exit. Thankfully she knew the park very well from all of her times coming over the years and knew an emergency exit that was right near her in Tomorrowland. She ran to it as fast as she could, which was hard with how much smoke was in her face. She had to cover her mouth to not breathe any of it in and also could barely keep her eyes open, while at the same time having to make sure that she was on alert with her gun. She got to the exit though and got her ass out. Everyone else found themselves having to run to the front entrance since that was the only one they knew. Several people who were hiding out in attractions ended up suffocating to death in them or burned to death because the rides caught on fire. Also many people were completely lost in all of the smoke, such as Ludwig, who went out in search of Daisy. He eventually decided though that he did not want to die before she did so he began to try and escape as well. He followed the voices of as many people as he could to use as a guide and eventually by going to where the crowd seemed to be he did end up finding the main entrance of the park. But the problem was that it was fucking locked. People were all crowding around the door, kicking at it so that it could possibly open, but the door was not working for them.
"TIME FOR MORE FIREWORKS!" Screamed Ludwig, "EVERYBODY STAND BACK!"
Ludwig ran back up to the fireworks. It was now near impossible to aim because there was pretty much just smoke as far as the eye could see. Ludwig ran back up to the door, felt where it was at, and then walked a few steps back where he pointed the fireworks forward and set them off. Ludwig and everyone else ran back as fast as they could as the entrance exploded with the fireworks. Parts of the fireworks came back into the crowd of people from behind, and some people straight up caught on fire with what hit them, but everyone who didn't get hit with any fireworks ran out of the entrance and escaped. That day marked the biggest news story about Disney in recent memory. Everyone in the world was in complete shock when they saw how the entire Magic Kingdom was destroyed in a fire, almost every single inch of the classic location burnt down. The fire also spread across the forests on Disney World property and ended up damaging other parks as well, especially Animal Kingdom with all of the trees and grassy areas easily going up in flames. The blame was mainly being put on the members of the ADDG, but most people recognized that Daisy also contributed a bit. Daisy herself was maybe the most angry out of everyone. She had her slaves fly her to the White House, she wanted to feel very presidential and wanted to remind herself on the power she wielded, and while she was there she began to throw a fucking fit.
"HOW COULD THEY FUCKING DO THIS TO ME, THEY HAVE ALL FUCKING BETRAYED ME!"
Daisy felt like she was going crazy. People may have felt like Daisy was crazy before but right now Daisy actually was feeling like she would lose her fucking mind. Her mind only had thoughts of murder, she felt like she could barely breathe, and all she could do was continue yelling.
"THEY TRIED TO KILL ME, ME, I AM THE ONE WHO HAS GIVEN THEM FUCKING LIFE, HOW COULD THEY TRY TO KILL ME?!"
Daisy began jumping up and down and at some point ended up on the floor where she shook around like she was having a seizure.
"THOSE MOTHER FUCKERS, THOSE MOTHER FUCKING CUNTS!"
Daisy wanted to go around the house breaking shit but for some reason she felt like she couldn't even though she was more fucking ferocious than she had ever been in her entire life. She wanted to taste the blood of everyone in the world, she wanted everyone to know just how angry she was, and she wanted the entire world to be punished because of all of this. She no longer felt like the world was worthy of being alive, not after how people had betrayed her. Daisy was done with this world, she wanted this whole world fucking evaporated.
"IT IS BECAUSE OF THEM, THEY HAVE DESTROYED THE FUCKING WORLD, HOW COULD THEY HAVE DONE THIS, DO THEY HAVE NO SYMPATHY, NO SYMPATHY FOR ME, NO SYMPATHY FOR THE INNOCENT?!"
Daisy continued kicking and screaming on the floor for hours. She relived the past few hours in her head a million times, she couldn't get it out. She saw the moment where in the middle of her speech, her happy and positive speech which was meant to show the world just how much she loved it and how much they could love her, they pulled out guns and pointed it at her. Who did they think they were dealing with, she is not just some random nobody who can be gunned down in an instant, she is Daisy Duck who knows and sees all, she cannot just be fucking assassinated. Daisy thought about all of the destruction she caused in Magic Kingdom, how she watched several people on the ground die, many of whom had betrayed her, and she thought about how good it felt to end the lives of those who previously thought they were gonna end hers. She then thought about how the fire in Cinderella's Castle almost killed her too, but she was not going to let that be the end of Daisy Duck either. And then here she was, still here, and she knew that she was likely still here for a purpose.
"AND DAISY DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT PURPOSE IS?!" She screamed to herself in the mirror, "THAT PURPOSE IS REVENGE, SO LET US GO AND GET SOME, I WANT TO SEE THEM ALL SCREAMING FOR THEIR LIVES!"
Daisy knew that what she was going to do would have to be fucking crazy, everyone needed to be punished, everyone needed to feel her wrath. Daisy didn't want to commit a murder, she wanted to commit a genocide.
A week went by and nobody had seen Daisy. She took another private jet and flew off into the air but had not come back. The only place where there were rumors of her being in was Russia, but nobody knew what she would be doing up there, and it still was not official that that's where she really was. On this specific day the surviving members of the ADDG were all meeting up in their cave for the first time since the day in Magic Kingdom to talk about how their week went.
"Well that didn't work out!" Walt stated.
"Really Walt, are you sure about that?!" Ludwig screamed.
"Yes I'm sure!"
"It's called sarcasm you fucking idio... you know what never mind!"
"Ludwig, what are we gonna do now?!" Asked Clarabelle.
"I don't know, wait for Daisy to come back I guess and then we can try to kill her again!"
"Well that is going to take too fucking long, let's just go out and search for her!" Walt stated.
"Okay, and where the fuck would we start?!"
"Well if everyone's saying that she's in Russia then let's head on down to Russia!"
"Listen Walt you can just go on down to Russia yourself, but my ass is staying here and waiting!"
"Ludwig that is fucking stupid!"
"Walt you're being fucking stupid, nobody knows what part of Russia she's even in or if she's actually even fucking there, people are just saying she's in Russia!"
"Well Russia's a small city, I'm sure we could find her quickly!"
"Walt, did your mom drink while she was pregnant?!"
"MINE DID!" Clarabelle and Goofy yelled.
"MINE DID TOO!" Walt yelled.
"Oh for the love of God, and I looked like the dumb one when I was going through all those Disney movies for Jiminy!"
"But we need to at least begin preparing, I mean Daisy could come back any second!" Walt stated.
"Well I'm not sure we can even prepare too much, Daisy is really fucking powerful for some reason!" Horace Horsecollar said.
"Well for the love of fuck, we are going to have to try!" Walt said.
"Well Walt is probably right..." Ludwig began.
"Of course I am!"
"We can't just give up, not after so many of our group was killed in the Magic Kingdom, including all of the Disney Princesses, outside of Tiana!"
"How the fuck did that frog nigger make it, and why did y'all even make a movie about her anyway?!" Asked Walt.
"WALT SHUT YO ASS UP, I WILL THROW BEIGNETS AT YOU UNTIL YOU ARE DEAD!"
"WELL YOU ARE HOT!"
Suddenly an alert went across everyone's phones saying, "AN ATOMIC BOMB IS COMING, THIS IS NOT A DRILL, SEEK SHELTER IMMEDIATELY, BUT IT WON'T MATTER BECAUSE YOU ARE PROBABLY GONNA DIE ANYWAY!"
"I think Daisy's coming back!" Goofy stated.
"RUN, INTO THE CAVE, AS DEEP AS WE CAN GET!" Ludwig screamed.
Everyone ran as fast as they could into the cave, thankfully for them the cave went down somewhat so they were able to really be away from the area. Ludwig put the news on his phone and there was footage of Daisy flying over the United States and dropping several atomic bombs from a plane and she was headed straight for ToonTown. As the president she knew that Russia held millions of atomic bombs in a secret location, which was Putin's basement. Daisy had flown up to Russia, broke into Putin's house, slit his throat, and stole all of the bombs. Daisy first dropped the bombs all across Russia, dropping at least one hundred throughout the entire country. In an instant it was as if the entire country was gone. The impact of all of the atomic bombs going off was not like anything seen before in human/ duck history. The blast of nuclear radiation went across the entire fucking country, destroying almost every building and killing about fifty percent of the people there. It was not a good time for Anastasia to technically be a Disney Princess. The effects of the atomic bomb went far beyond Russia as well, with the radiation going into major parts of Europe and Asia as well. But these parts of Europe and Asia soon found out that this was only the beginning of their problems because Daisy soon came back with more atomic bombs for them as well. Daisy dropped one hundred atomic bombs across the United Kingdom, destroying her palace and killing her husband Prince William as well as the entire line of succession up to Zenouska Mowatt (who is 63rd in line FYI). Daisy dropped one hundred atomic bombs in France, Spain, China, India, Japan, all of the Nordic countries which were not used to anything negative or important happening to them so this was very scary, both Koreas (Rocketman was impressed), the Middle East, which afterwards didn't look any different, Italy, and so many more. Europe and Asia were both fucking obliterated, and this was just for Daisy to use as a warning sign to other countries and continents. Daisy then went on and dropped one hundred atomic bombs on top of Australia and New Zealand, and then dropped one hundred atomic bombs on top of Africa, it took them a bit longer to realize something was going on because it is always hot in Africa (also don't bitch and say that I think Africa is a country because I'm not bringing up specific countries, people can be such know it alls). She made sure to drop bombs into both the Atlantic and Pacific Ocean and headed down to Antarctica and dropped the bombs there to show polar bears that she is more powerful than them. Then she flew to South America and dropped one hundred atomic bombs across there too, and after all of that she went up North for the final showdown. She dropped a lucky number of bombs in Mexico, and then in Hawaii, and they all died there because they assumed it was just a false alarm like last time, fool me once fool me twice type shit, which could similarly be applied to the fact that Daisy bombed Pearl Harbor before anywhere else in the state. Daisy then bombed Alaska and Canada before heading down to her dumbass home, which was when the ADDG first got the message on their phones. The ADDG continued watching all of this crazy shit go down on their phones. People were flying from helicopters to get the footage, but even then it was becoming very hard for everyone to see properly with all of the radiation, and it became to much to even the people in the helicopters if they didn't have sufficient gas masks, which caused them to lose control of the helicopters and crash them directly into the ground while still filming. There was still some footage left though that showed how everyone was dead or struggling to survive in all of this havoc and showed how pretty much every part of every city looked like it was crumbling apart. Daisy first dropped one hundred atomic bombs along the East Coast, and even from there the people in ToonTown (ToonTown is in what is essentially California in case you forgot) could feel the impact. The ground in the cave where all the ADDG were lying in began shaking.
"A LOT OF SHIT IS ABOUT TO SHIT GO DOWN!" Goofy screamed as everyone in the cave ducked down.
"GOOFY GIVE ME SOME HEROIN, I AM NOT GOING THROUGH THIS NUCLEAR ATTACK SOBER!" Clarabelle stated.
"ME NEITHER!" Walt said.
At this rate Daisy was flying closer and closer to ToonTown and marked her location by then bombing the MidWest, which the people in the cave could feel even better. Ludwig saw Daisy flying by and began to question why nobody in the country was even attempting to stop her, and thought that people must have just given up. But Ludwig didn't like this, he was not giving up just yet.
"LETS LEAVE!"
"THE FUCK ARE YIU TALKING ABOUT CHILD?!" Asked Tiana.
"LET'S LEAVE THIS CAVE RIGHT NOW!"
"HAVE YOU LOST YOUR FUCKING MIND, EVEN I THINK THAT'S STUPID!" Walt screamed.
"IT IS NOT STUPID, IT IS SMART, IF DAISY HAS JUST BOMBED THE MIDWEST THEN SHE STILL HAS A COUPLE OF HOURS TO GET HERE, I SAW THE PLANE SHE IS FLYING AND IT IS NOT A SPECIAL ONE OR ANYTHING, I HAVE A PLAN WHERE I WILL BUILD MY OWN ATOMIC BOMB, THEN WE CAN GET IN A SPACESHIP AND FLY UP TO DAISY, DROP THE ATOMIC BOMB ON HER, AND THEN LIVE IN SPACE UNTIL EARTH GETS BACK TO NORMAL!"
"LUDWIG THAT SOUNDS FUCKING CRAZY!" Walt screamed.
"WELL I AM CRAZY, NOW AM I DOING THIS, IT IS UP TO YOU IF YOU WANNA JOIN, BUT IF NOT THEN HAVE FUN LIVING IN THIS FUCKING TOXIC WASTELAND OF A PLANET, AND SPOILER ALERT THIS CAVE IS NOT GOING TO LAST!"
"WELL I GUESS WE DON'T HAVE MUCH TO LOSE, I'M COMING WITH LUDWIG!" Goofy stated.
"GOOFY IS MY DRUG DEALER AND ONE TRUE LOVE SO I AM COMING TOO!" Clarabelle said, giving Goofy a sexy and dramatic smooch.
"MY FAT ASS IS NOT STAYING HERE!" You can guess who said this.
So everyone ran out of the cave and immediately could barely fucking breathe.
"Hold your fucking breath!" Ludwig gasped out before covering her beak shut with his wings.
Everyone got in their cars and headed for Ludwig's house. People on the roads were driving fucking crazily. People were commuting suicide everywhere, while others were already choking to death because of the radiation.
"HOW THE FUCK AM I GONNA MAKE IT HOME?!" Ludwig screamed.
Suddenly a new element to this craziness popped up and that was fucking tsunamis. Due to the bombings in the oceans and also the one in Antarctica which caused a record high of ice melting, tsunamis rushed right into the country with an incredibly high speed.
"OH HOLY SHIT THIS DAY JUST KEEPS GETTING FUCKING BETTER AND BETTER!" Ludwig screamed angrily as water lifted his car up.
Thankfully he was on a bridge so it caused him to go underwater, but it did make it near impossible to drive in. Ludwig eventually had to get out and start swimming. He swam for a few minutes until eventually coming across some solid land. Ludwig ran as fast as he possibly could. It was still incredibly hard to breathe and also becoming increasingly hard to see, with shit getting all up in his eyes and fogging up the glasses he was wearing. Ludwig by some miracle made it to his house where some members of the ADDG were already inside. Ludwig and the other members ran to his basement/ laboratory and Ludwig looked up on Chat GPT how to make an atomic bomb and did all of it in a span of twenty minutes because he is that smart. As Ludwig made the bomb more and more members of the group eventually arrived.
"IS THIS EVERYONE?!" Ludwig asked.
"WHO THE FUCK CARES WE GOT TO GO!" Jessica Rabbit yelled.
"EW WHEN DID THIS CUNT GET HERE?!" Asked Elastigirl, all jealous.
Ludwig got out a rocket ship he had and everyone put on suites and hopped aboard.
"OKAY, THREE TWO ONE BLAST OFF!" Ludwig yelled quickly when everyone got in, most people not fucking buckled in or even in their space suites. The rocket ship took off into the air and Ludwig and some others helped to steer the bitch towards Daisy.
"IF WE KEEP GOING THIS DIRECTION WE ARE BOUND TO FIND H... HOLY SHIT THERE SHE IS!" Ludwig screamed.
"OH FUCK!" Daisy screamed as she saw the rocket coming towards her.
Daisy tried to turn the plane around but it was no fucking use, the rocket ship was already coming at her. She could see through the windows who was in it and saw Walt mouthing, "BYE BITCH!"
"YOU MOTHER FUCKERS!" Daisy screeched.
Daisy decided that if she was going down she was at least going to try and take the rocket down with her, but this didn't work out well as the second she ran her plane into the rocket it caused it to become heavily damaged. Daisy had no choice but to fly her plane down as fast as she could to land it, but realized that it was going to be more like a crash landing. As she went down parts of the plane came fucking apart, including the goddamn wing. As the plane was going down she eventually realized that the area looked familiar and soon came to notice that it was ToonTown. She steered the plane slightly so that it could be near her house and ended up crashing right into the dome. Daisy ended up breaking many bones and busted her face right fucking open when the plane landed. She got out and slide right down her dome like it was a fucking slide, injuring her even further. Once she landed she looked up to see all of the destruction and madness that was around her, all of which she caused. It was also then that the last one hundred atomic bombs which were meant for ToonTown slowly began sliding down the dome. But that is not what killed her, those landed a few seconds later. What killed her was the one that the ADDG sent flying down.
"LONG LIVE DAISY DUCK!" She screamed as the atomic bomb hit her directly in the fucking noggin, exploding her and all of ToonTown.
At first all Daisy saw was darkness. She could feel no pain, and felt at peace. She knew that she had to be dead. She looked up and eventually could see some more things, like some light shades of colors against the darkness. It reminded her a lot of Mathmagic Land outside of the fact that she at least felt alive there, here she just felt like a soul floating around. She didn't know if this was Hell, Purgatory, even Daisy was smart enough to know there was little chance she would get into Heaven, but she didn't know what this place was. However eventually she noticed someone, and it could not be mistaken who it was. Donald.
"DONALD, IT'S ME DAISY, I'M DEAD TOO!" She screamed.
Daisy ran up to Donald but just as she got to where she would be able to touch him it was as if a force field went up between them. Donald also didn't seem to notice Daisy or just looked uninterested in her.
"He doesn't want you anymore Daisy," said a voice, a voice that sent chills down Daisy's spine as she thought and hoped that she would never hear it again, but she turned around to confirm that she was hearing things right, because Minnie was standing right across from her.
"GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME, I FUCKING HATE YOU, AND WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE DOESN'T WANT ME ANYMORE!"
"Daisy you are so fucking retarded, why the fuck would anyone want someone who fucking stabbed them to death?!"
"BUT DONALD FORGAVE ME, I HAVE SEEN HIS GHOST!"
"Bitch you must be damn autistic, that was not his ghost, you were just fucking imagining him, Donald's real ghost wants nothing to do with your ass!" Another voice said, unmistakably Mickey's, who then walked into view as well.
"Are you two real?!" Daisy asked.
"Yes we are, and our ghosts fucking hate your dumbass too!" Minnie screeched.
"Well that's too bad, honestly killing you two bitches was one the best moment of my life I have to say, now get the fuck away from me or I will hurt you!"
"You can't hurt us!" Minnie ran up to Daisy and went to slap her, but her hand went right through her.
"Well that is annoying, I wanted to have round two!" Daisy laughed.
"I'm sure you did, if only you actually did what you said you would do!" Mickey said.
"And what was that?!" Daisy asked.
"To become better mascots than we ever would have!" Minnie spat.
"I MOST CERTAINLY DID BECOME BETTER MASCOTS THAN YOU TWO BITCHES!"
"I don't think so, we have been able to see what has went down in your life and we have also been able to see what would have happened in our careers if you hadn't killed us, we saw how you two went back in time and we saw in that alternate timeline my princess and I actually did become famous and you two losers were always second best!"
"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH IT MAKES ME SO FUCKING MAD THAT WE DID NOT GET TO LIVE IT, YOU RUINED EVERYTHING!" Minnie began screeching.
"Calm down baby doll, we talked about how we would be calm talking to Daisy!" Mickey said.
"Okay Mickey you're right!"
"But anyway, as I was saying we have seen all of this and we know that we absolutely were much better fucking mascots than you two!"
"How fucking so?!"
Mickey and Minnie both began laughing hysterically.
"YOU CANNOT FUCKING BE SERIOUS!" Minnie laughed.
"HOW DUMB IS SHE?!" Mickey practically choked on his laughter.
"FOR FUCK'S SAKE DAISY, FIRST OF ALL YOU WERE JEALOUS OF DONALD..."
"I GOT OVER THAT!"
"THEN YOU PRACTICALLY BECAME A DICTATOR, AND NOW YOU HAVE POSSIBLY STARTED THE WORST MASS EXTINCTION OF A SPECIES SINCE THE DAMN DINOSAURS!"
"WELL THE WORLD TURNED AGAINST ME, I HAD TO SHOW MY FAME!"
"THEN YOU JUST DON'T FUCKING GET IT DAISY, YOU ALREADY HAD ALL OF THE FAME YOU NEEDED, AND YOU JUST LET IT ALL GO TO WASTE, YOU RUINED EVERYTHING, YOU RUINED DISNEY, AND YOU RUINED THE WORLD!"
"NO, I..." Daisy began to freak out, as she suddenly started looking back at all of her decisions in a completely different angle.
"MICKEY AND I MAY BE INTENSE, BUT WE BEVER WOULD HAVE RUINED THE STUDIO LIKE YOU DID AND MICKEY AND I WERE ALWAYS A FUCKING TEAM, MY ASS WAS NEVER JEALOUS, AND YOU KNOW WHY, BECAUSE I COUNTED MY FUCKING BLESSINGS AND WAS HAPPY WITH WHAT I GOT, I DIDN'T JUST SIT AROUND AND BITCH LIKE YOU DID!"
"I JUST WANTED TO BE FUCKING FAMOUS, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT I'VE BEEN THROUGH, AND IT IS YOUR FAULT!"
"YOU FUCKING CRYBABY, LEARN TO TAKE SOME GODDAMN FUCKING RESPONSIBILITY FOR ONCE!" Yelled Mickey.
"YOU RUINED YOUR OWN FAME, YOU FUCKING RETARD!" Minnie laughed.
"STOP IT, STOP IT!" Daisy began screaming over and over again as loud as she could and Mickey and Minnie continued laughing.
"DONALD SAVE ME!"
"DONALD DOESN'T LOVE YOU ANYMORE, NOBODY LOVES YOU ANYMORE!"
"I JUST WANTED TO BE FUCKING FAMOUS!"
"Well congratulations because you did become famous Daisy, you just fucking blew it..."
"Both figuratively and literally!" Mickey added, to which they both began laughing hysterically again.
"But seriously though, you fucking ruined Disney, all because we put Pluto on some backpacks and not you, but now you are the face of this horrible Disney company, and you may blame us but the world will not, because the world never knew us, you erased the two of us from time, to the world it was always just you, like you said Daisy you are the original ducksekeeter and now nothing will ever change that!"
Mickey and Minnie continued to laugh hysterically as Daisy began running around screaming. She felt trapped, she wanted to return to the world, she wanted a second chance, but then she practically fell to the floor when she came to terms with the facts. She ruined her second chance, she ruined the world, she ruined herself.