The Original Ducksekeeter

Chapter 31: Daffy Duck? What the Fuck!

"Tomorrow we are gonna make so much fucking money!" Daisy danced around the house.
The Lion King was about to hit theaters and Donald and Daisy knew good and damn well just how successful it was going to become.
"And the best part is that everyone thinks Pocahontas is going to be the big event, but it's not, it's going to be the Lion King and it comes out tomorrow!"
"We need to celebrate!" Donald screamed.
Donald and Daisy decided to throw their very own Lion King themed party all for themselves. They blasted African music, from slave songs to N.W.A., drank tropical cocktails because Madagascar is tropical looking, and jumped on top of and then tackle each other like wild animals, which would then lead to sex.
"Donald, I am just so happy!" Daisy said when the two finally were in bed, "I mean look at how fucking far we have come, all of our dreams have come true!"
"That's the Disney magic!"
"Mickey and Minnie are dead and I'm the mascot!" Daisy said as her and Donald shut their eyes.
"And me too!" Donald smiled.
"And you too, correct!"
"We are so famous!"
"I know and sometimes I just like to really feel it, fuck it I wanna get dressed up!"
"It's the middle of the night!"
"I don't fucking care Donald I like to get all dressed up because it reminds me how special I am!"
Daisy put on a sexy dress, delicious heels, and some jewelry before screaming really fucking loud.
"AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!"
"WHAT?!" Donald ran into the dressing room.
"MY RING IS GONE!"
"What ring?!"
"That really hot and expensive one!"
"Well that narrows it down!"
"The ruby ring with the gold circle!"
"How do you know it's missing?!"
"It's not in its case, I must not have put it back, it could be anywhere!"
"When was the last time you wore it?"
"The Beauty and the Beast musical premiere, and I don't remember putting it back because I took five shots before Act II started and got tipsy!"
"They sold shots at the musical?!"
"No, I snuck them in, Donald I am so fucking pissed!"
"That's too bad!"
"AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!"
"God that's loud!"
"Oh but I love this ring," Daisy put on a diamond ring and flashed it around like she was a model before asking, "what were we talking about?!"
"For the love of God!"
The Lion King was the second coming. Every single person on the planet went to go see it, with it even being played in the middle of War Zones and in hospices. The songs played nonstop, every single conversation that anybody on the streets had was about the Lion King, there was no item in any star that didn't have Lion King themed things on it, William Shakespeare rose from the fucking dead just to go see it and declared that Hamlet was inspired by it and not the other way around, there was a massive increase in people buying pet lions and then a major increase in all of those people getting eaten alive, there were Lion King parades being held all over the country, and the money that was being made was insane. It became the first movie to gross over decimillion dollars and the money from it was entering the pockets of none other than Donald and Daisy. Daisy was having some mixed emotions on this however because this was the first time in a while that her and Donald were being seen as equal. The massive phenomenon of the Lion King, preceded by the almost as perfect successes of the previous three masterpieces, had been enough for people to have a very hard time remembering anything from the previous two decades. Chances are if you asked someone what they thought of Donald shooting Daffy, they would say, "who?" And Daisy knows this because she would ask this to people. But Daisy also began to feel bad and think that maybe Donald didn't deserve to be treated like this and maybe she shouldn't try to ruin his career anymore. Maybe they should be equal. However, someone who didn't agree with this was Mortimer who would tell Daisy every time he saw her that they were going to have to come up with a new plan to get Donald less famous even though now Daisy wasn't sure this is what she wanted anymore. So one night she marched down to Mortimer's house to tell him this.
"Hi Daisy wanna smoke pot?!" Mortimer asked when she came in.
"No, I actually wanted to talk about something!"
"What?!"
"Well it's about Donald!"
"Oh yeah, what about we put out rape allegations about him?!"
"Um I don't know about that," Daisy grinned.
"Well I think it would be great, we could say he's been raping you, you have some fake bruises, we could definitely pull it off!"
"Okay well actually this is the stuff I wanted to talk about!"
"Rape allegations?"
"No, not rape allegations, Donald!"
"What about Donald?!"
"Well maybe we should just stop with trying to get me more famous than him!"
"Why would we stop now, right now he seems pretty equal with you, we need to change that quickly before it's too late!"
"But maybe it's okay if both Donald and I are equally famous!"
"It is absolutely not okay, Daisy, if both of you are equal right now then that is only because he is rising in popularity and this is a rise that is not going to stop unless we stop it ourselves, and if not then by the next couple of years he will be ahead of you!"
"You may have a point!"
"I do have a point, we gotta do something fast!"
"Okay fine!"
Daisy went home and now didn't know what the fuck to do. She wasn't sure if she really wanted to get Donald less famous than her but she knew that she didn't want him to become more famous than her again. This meant she was going to have to come up with something fast for the sake of her iconic status. The next morning she came downstairs to see Donald leaving.
"Where are you going?!" Daisy screamed nervously.
"To go rape some kids!"
"Really?!" Daisy yelled excitedly.
"No, I'm going to do an interview about the Lion King!"
"Oh okay bye!"
Donald walked out the door and Daisy immediately started freaking out because Donald doing an interview gave him publicity that she didn't have, which meant he may become more famous soon. Daisy ran out of the house to stop him and ask for her to join the interview, but it was too late because Donald had driven off. Daisy then had a very over dramatic panic attack, screaming around the house and lying on the floor hyperventilating and shit. She acted like this for about an hour until she heard the doorbell ringing.
"LEAVE ME ALONE!"
The doorbell kept ringing though.
"FUCK OFF!" She moped.
The doorbell still kept ringing.
"OH MY FUCKING GOD FINE!"
Daisy walked up to the door and looked through the peephole to see that it was Daffy.
"IF YOU ARE HERE TO KILL ME THEN THANK YOU!" She said when she opened the door.
"I'm not here to kill you!"
"THEN WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE, GET AWAY FROM ME!"
"I'm here to give you this!"
Daffy handed Daisy her ruby ring that was missing.
"YOU STOLE IT!"
"No I didn't, at the theater while you were all drunk and shit..."
"I really was just a little tipsy calm down!"
"You dropped the ring and it ended up getting kicked across the floor towards me, so I picked it up and went to give it to you but then suddenly I got taken away by security guards, someone ratted me out for getting coke from outside, so I've been in jail for the past two months and just got out today, but here's your ring!"
"Oh well thank you!" Daisy took the ring and went back inside.
"Wait, that's it!"
"Seems like it to me, bye!"
"Well I just wasn't sure if you were going to thank me!"
"Wasn't planning on it!"
"Oh okay!" Daffy stood there for ten seconds not saying anything, before finally stating, "I waited two months for you!"
"Daffy what the fuck do you want!"
"I think I've fallen in love with you!"
"Oh for God's sake," Daisy rolled her eyes.
"I mean I think I have at least always admired you, and you are hot, but these two months sitting in prison, okay well not really prison it was a country club that I was not allowed to leave because I was actually under house arrest and I own that country club, but it was still very difficult, I just thought of you, and I thought of how happy you would be that I got you your ring back!"
"Well sorry blud but I don't give a fuck!" Daisy said before slamming the door in his face.
Daisy put the ring on her finger to feel sexy before thinking about Daffy. At first she wanted to throw up at the idea of him being in love with her, but then thought about what this could do for her. She thought if Donald and Daisy became Daffy and Daisy then that would be a duo she would one hundred percent be more famous in because Daffy hasn't done shit in the past few years of his career, and since she had a majority of the creative control of all of the projects since Donald shot Daffy and he was only now becoming more famous, all of that fame would go away without her. Of course there were some major negatives to this plan, like how she would much rather be with Donald than Daffy, but desperate times call for desperate majors and time was running out, so Daisy ran out of the house and chased Daffy down the drive where she jumped into his arms and passionately kissed him like it was the fucking Notebook or something.
"OH DAISY IT IS ABOUT TO GET CRAZY!"
Daffy and Daisy ran into the house and ran up to the bedroom.
"You just wait here," Daisy said seductively, "I'll be right back!"
Daisy went into the bathroom and began sobbing for about a minute before downing two shots of vodka to prepare for what was about to come. Daisy still looked hot as hell though putting on makeup and high heels but nothing else to get all Margot Robbie in Wolf of Wall Street before stepping back into the bedroom.
"WOW YOU LOOK TERRIFIC!" Daffy stuttered, to which Daisy burst out laughing at his speech problem but Daffy thought it was because he looked hot.
Daisy laid down next to Daffy who pulled out a big black dildo.
"What are you doing?" Daisy asked.
"I have micro penis syndrome so I use this!"
"Oh wow alright!" Daisy then whispered the Our Father.
Daffy pulled out some tape and tried to put it on Daisy's vagina before she kicked him in the face to get away from her.
"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!"
"I'm spreading your pussy apart, this penis is huge!"
Daffy then put a condom on the dildo.
"I don't think that's necessary."
"Protection is important!"
"Daffy, it's a fake penis!"
"I never wash it though!"
"For the love of God!"
Daffy then pulled out lube, all of this stuff is just in his invisible pockets by the way, and dosed his dildo with so much of it that it looked like Niagara Falls.
"HERE WE GO, FIVE, FOUR, THREE, TWO, ONE, BLAST OFF!"
Daffy shoved this dildo up Daisy's vagina so quickly and with so much force that she threw up, which Daffy then ate. Daffy went up and down on her vagina for twenty fucking minutes.
"HAVE YOU CUMMED YET!" Daisy asked.
"Not yet!"
"Oh Jesus!"
Daisy realized that she had no choice but to fake an orgasm, which she did but not very convincingly because her vagina hurt like hell and making pleasure sounds was not easy. Daffy bought it however, and the second Daisy orgasmed Daffy decided that he was going to orgasm too because he pulled out a wire with a button at the end of it which he attached to the dildo.
"HERE CUMS THE CUMSHOT!"
Daffy pushed the button and a fucking tidal wave of fake cum sprayed out of the dildo and into Daisy's vagina. It was so powerful that she was sent back into the wall and then through the wall and then fell out of the house onto the front lawn.
"OKAY WHEN THEY SAY SOMETHING YOU DREAD ISN'T AS BAD AS WHEN IT ACTUALLY HAPPENS, WELL THEY FUCKING LIED!"
"THAT WAS FUN WASN'T IT?!" Daffy yelled from inside the house.
Suddenly Daisy saw that Donald was pulling up.
"OH SHIT!"
Daisy got up and ran to the door as fast as she could, but Donald was already getting out of the car.
"WHY ARE YOU NAKED?!"
"I WAS MASTURBATING AND FELL OUT THE WINDOW!" She said, but didn't turn around because her stomach was covered in fake cum and she knew Donald would get suspicious.
"BE RIGHT BACK, AND DON'T COME IN!"
Daisy ran into the house and locked the door, before closing every single window she could. Daisy realized that this was a big mistake and that Donald could not find out. Daisy ran upstairs to where Daffy was and began screaming, "GET THE FUCK OUT, DONALD IS HERE!"
"WHO CARES, I'M YOUR DUCK NOW DAISY, I'M ACTUALLY GOING TO TELL DONALD TO GET OUT OF OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW!"
"NO YOU ARE NOT!"
Daisy grabbed Daffy's dildo and hit him in the head with it, knocking him out. She ran downstairs with him but immediately ran back up when she saw Donald.
"I SAID DON'T COME IN!"
"THERE WAS A WASP OUT THERE!"
"OKAY WELL JUST DON'T FUCKING MOVE!"
Daisy had no idea what the fuck she was gonna do, the only thing she could possibly think about doing was running up to the attic and throwing Daffy in there before locking it. Daisy then put new sheets on the bed and put on a sexy dress before coming downstairs.
"Hey, sorry, I just wanted to freshen up!"
Daisy had no idea when she would be able to get Daffy out. She hoped that Donald would maybe leave at some other point that day but a giant fucking storm happened and several tornadoes were in the area so instead the ducks spent the entire day in the fucking basement. The tornadoes stopped at night just for Daisy's luck and Donald was then ready for bed. Daisy decided that this was her plan b and that when Donald would go to sleep she'd sneak into the attic and quickly get Daffy out. The problem was that Donald wasn't fucking sleeping.
"This is the worst insomnia I have ever had!" Donald complained multiple times in the night.
"COUNT SOME FUCKING SHEEP THEN DONALD YOU NEED TO SLEEP!"
"I'm trying!"
Daisy drove to CVS and picked up three bottles of NyQuil and a bunch of sleeping pills all of which she forced down Donald's throat, but Donald still wasn't tired.
"This insomnia is very bad!"
"It sure is, I'll be right back!"
Daisy then drove to a zoo where she stole tranquilizer darts that were powerful enough to stop gorillas and elephants. She shot Donald with twenty of them but Donald still was as woken up as a screening of Strange World in Portland.
"GO TO SLEEP!"
"I AM TRYING TO MY INSOMNIA IS REALLY BAD TONIGHT!"
"THAT IS IT, I AM KNOCKING YOU OUT!" Daisy grabbed the dildo she knocked Daffy out with.
"WHY DO YOU HAVE A BLACK DILDO?!"
"UM I WAS MASTURBATING EARLIER, DUH!"
"WELL WHAT DOES THIS MEAN, YOU WANNA FUCK SOME BLACK GUY OR SOMETHING!"
"NO I DO NOT, TRUST ME!"
Suddenly Daffy fell through the attic floor and into the bedroom.
"DAMN THAT FLOOR IS THIN!" Daffy screamed.
"DAFFY WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE?!" Donald screamed.
"I'LL TELL YOU WHAT..."
"THIS SEEMS LIKE A GOOD TIME TO KNOCK YOU OUT!" Daisy threw the dildo at Donald's head, finally making him fall asleep.
"DAFFY THIS IS NOT GOING TO WORK OUT!"
"YES IT IS, WE ARE GOING TO DATE!"
"NO WE ARE NOT!"
"WELL IF YOU DON'T DATE ME I WILL PUT THE VIDEO OUT!"
"WHAT VIDEO?!"
"I FILMED US HAVING SEX FROM THE CEILING!"
"OH FUCK!"
Daffy then flashed the tape and grinned before running out of the house, saying "I'll pick you up for our next date tomorrow morning!"
"Son of a fucking bitch!"
Daisy ran downstairs and where Donald was sitting in the kitchen.
"I had the craziest dream last night, Daffy fell through the ceiling!"
"Wow, that's crazy!"
"It felt so real too!"
"Sleep paralysis and shit!"
Daisy looked out the window to see that Daffy was pulling into the driveway.
"I'm going out with Clarabelle!"
Daisy put on a sexy outfit and Kentucky Derby looking ass hat, because she still always had to look nice no matter who she was with, and jumped into Daffy's car as quickly as possible.
"DRIVE!"
Once they got further from the house Daffy stated, "Isn't this such a lovely day?"
"It sure is!"
"Okay so here is the list of all the things we are gonna do today!"
Daffy threw a long list of activities at Daisy's head.
"Oh great!"
"Although since you are doing this I will play along with the secrecy of it, so I bought us these clown masks to wear!"
"Daffy what the fuck we can't wear these things we'd look like serial killers!"
"Both of us are serial killers so I don't see the problem!"
Daffy and Daisy spent the day frolicking through the park, going to an art museum, flying kites, skydiving, doing karaoke, getting ice cream, flying to Paris and Rome, and finished the night off by dancing at a club to 90s Euro dance music. At the end of the night Daffy dropped Daisy off back home and said, "see you tomorrow!"
"OKAY BYE!"
Daisy walked back into the house where Donald was eating ice cream.
"Did you have fun?!"
"I SURE FUCKING DID!"
Over the next few months Daisy had to continue going out with Daffy and it was not fucking fun. They continued to do the dumbest shit. They starred in a play, climbed the Great Wall of China, went to several amusement parks, went hang gliding, went scuba diving, went to the moon, went to the North Pole, went to Antarctica, climbed lighthouses, dug to the center of the Earth, climbed Mt. Everest, and so much more. Daffy was crazy through all of this, clinging onto Daisy and being obsessed as hell with her.
"I LOVE YOU SO MUCH DAISY!" He would tell her at least a million times a day.
"Yeah okay!" She would respond.
After Daisy was getting sick of dating Daffy for so long she decided to confide in the only person who she knew would understand, Donald, just kidding, Mortimer.
"I'm dating Daffy!" Daisy screamed when she ran into Mortimer's house.
"OH MY GOD THAT IS SUCH A GOOD IDEA!"
"I thought it was too but oh my God he is fucking insane, I cannot take it anymore!"
"Well then break up with him!"
"I can't, he filmed us having sex and is blackmailing me with it!"
"Well then just keep dating him, I'm sure great things will come from it!"
"OH MY GOD YOU ARE NO HELP!"
Daisy realized that she was just going to have to keep dating Daffy as much as she didn't want to.
Eventually Daisy did become somewhat more calm with dating Daffy once she accepted that this was just going to have to happen. But even then there were multiple times when she could barely take it. Such as one time when the two of them were sitting in a bed of flowers because Daffy is literally gay, he mentioned.
"So I think it's time we talk about children!"
"Um, I think it's time we talk about something else!"
"I wanna have kids Daisy, and I mean a lot of them, I want nineteen!"
"I'm not sure about that!"
"Don't worry, I don't mean all of them are coming out of you, I know your vagina can't handle that, we can adopt a good chunk of them!"
"Oh good that makes it a lot better!"
"I agree!"
"I'm just not sure I can have so many children when I'm running the studio!"
"Well Donald can run it too!"
"NO WAY!" The thought of Donald having pretty much all of the say and attention at the studio while raising nineteen kids with Daffy actually made Daisy physically ill.
"HEY YOU CAN STILL WORK AT THE STUDIO PART TIME, MAYBE NOT THE MAIN STUDIO BUT I'M SURE YOU WON'T BE SO BUSY THAT YOU CAN'T WORK AT THE ONE THAT MAKES ALL THOSE SEQUELS!"
"I AM NOT WORKING AT THE STUDIO THAT MAKES THE SEQUELS!"
"I SAW SOME PRODUCTION STILLS OF LION KING 2 AND THAT EMO LION IS KINDA SEXY I WOULD ACTUALLY LOVE FOR YOU TO WORK ON THAT ONE!"
"HOW ARE YOU SEEING PRODUCTION STILLS OF THE LION KING 2?!"
"I LOOK INTO ALL OF YOUR EMAILS ABOUT WHAT IS GOING ON WITH THE DISNEY CORPORATION!"
"WHY?!"
"BECAUSE I LIKE TO KNOW WHAT IS GOING ON WITH YOUR JOB," Daffy started crying, "I WANNA FEEL LIKE I AM A MAJOR PART OF YOUR LIFE!"
"DAFFY IF YOU DON'T STOP CRYING I ACTUALLY AM GONNA PUNCH YOU!"
"Okay, anything for you sweetie!"
The only reason Daisy even wanted to be with Daffy was to become more famous and now there was an idea that she could become less famous because she is with him. Daisy had to get herself out of this conundrum and fast. Daisy knew she couldn't just leave Daffy because then he would release the video of them fucking, but she thought maybe there could be a situation where they break up and he doesn't want to revenge. Daisy thought if she could just give him all of the love she could then maybe he would fall so madly in love with her, so obsessed with her, even more obsessed than Walt Disney, then maybe if she lets him down nicely he will just brush the whole thing away. This may be difficult but Daisy was willing to try it, even though this meant she would have to be nice to Daffy.
"I'm gonna need some pills to handle this one!" Daisy told herself in the mirror before taking Zoloft.
Daffy knocked at the door and Daisy opened it with a large grin.
"HOW IS MY FAVORITE BOY!"
"OH MY GOD YOU SEEM SO HAPPY TODAY!"
"I AM HAPPY TODAY, HAPPY TO BE WITH YOU!"
"THIS IS SO HOT!"
Daisy hopped into Daffy's car and screamed, "DRIVE BACK TO THAT GARDEN I WANT US TO DANCE IN IT!"
Daffy and Daisy ran around the flowers and danced to Wouldn't It Be Nice by the Beach Boys, while a montage of them running around town jovially played in the background, because to them life feels like a very romantic film, not movie, film. After they danced Daffy and Daisy came across an abandoned mental hospital and Daffy immediately started sobbing.
"I WOULD JUST HATE IT IF YOU WERE CRAZY AND GOT STUCK BACK IN THERE AND GOT A LOBOTOMY AND NO LONGER ACTED LIKE YOUR PERFECT SELF!"
Daisy mustered up some fake tears and said, "THAT IS SO SWEET OF YOU!" And then gave him a sweet kiss on the lips which Daffy then ruined the peaceful mood by turning the kiss very passionate, sticking his tongue deep into Daisy's throat and moaning.
"Let's go in I have a very fun idea, but it's a surprise!"
"Okay!"
Daffy grabbed a leaf and tied it around Daisy's face like a blindfold. Daffy then broke through a window of the hospital and brought Daisy to a room where he laid her on a bed and began hooking things up to her head and then locked her arms and legs in place.
"What are you doing?!"
Daffy took the leaf off of her and Daisy saw that she was attached to a fucking shock therapy machine.
"DAFFY WHAT THE FUCK?!"
"SURPRISE, I AM GOING TO FUCK YOU AND SHOCK YOU AT THE SAME TIME, DOESN'T THAT SOUND GOOD?!"
"THAT..." Daisy tried to get her voice as calm and happy as possible, "sounds lovely!"
"I KNEW YOU WOULD LOVE IT, GET READY MY DEAR!"
Daffy began shocking Daisy. It felt like she was having a fucking seizure, and this sensation only got crazier when Daffy pulled her pants down (Daisy doesn't wear pants but whatever) and began fucking her with the black dildo again. The feeling of getting electrocuted along with Daffy's insane dildo fucking was the craziest feeling Daisy ever felt. When it finally ended Daisy stood up and immediately fell straight to the ground.
"DID YOU JUST HAVE SO MUCH FUN?!"
"I SURE DID!" Daisy screamed with a smile.
Daisy drove home and sat next to Donald on the couch thanking God she was back home with him, but becoming pissed off because she would have to go back out with Daffy again soon and she was going to have to continue pretending to enjoy his company, hoping this would all end soon. She also felt a lot of pain on her face because it turned out the leaf used for the blind fold was poison ivy. For the next couple of months Daisy stayed absolutely positive and happy when going out with Daffy and he completely bought it the entire time. This of course was a good thing and meant that the plan was possibly working, and there were some other great things about Daffy like how he would buy Daisy very expensive outfits and chocolates because he wanted to show her just how in love he was.
"DAISY I LOVE YOU MORE THAN ANYTHING!"
"AND DAFFY I LOVE YOU MORE THAN ANYTHING, AND I MEAN IT, ANYTHING!"
They would say to each other.
Daisy decided that she would do this with Daffy for an entire year since the day they first fucked as that would give Daffy a lot of time to form his deep and passionate love for her. Daisy stayed through it with all of her might and counted down the days before she was going to break it off. There were multiple points where she wanted to dump Daffy because he would be so overbearing and she deserved seventeen Best Actress Oscars for her performance as Daffy's loving girlfriend, a role that was extremely difficult to play, but she kept to herself original plan and was going to love Daffy until June 1995. When that month came Daisy decided to have a very fun final date with Daffy.
"WE ARE GOING TO EAT IN THE EIFFEL TOWER!" Daisy announced to Daffy.
"OH BOY I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO GO TO ROME!"
"NO SILLY THAT IS IN PARIS!"
"ROME IS IN PARIS?!"
"NO THE EIFFEL TOWER IS IN PARIS, HOLY SHIT!" Daisy laughed, wanting to kill herself behind her happy face.
Daisy flew Daffy to Paris and the two of them had a delicious and romantic lunch in the Eiffel Tower overlooking a bright and sunny day in the City of Love, where they got to have a private room just for them.
"I'm breaking up with you Daffy!" Daisy said the second they finished eating.
"You're breaking up with me?!"
"That's what I just said."
"Oh my God this is such a shock, what did I do wrong, did I cheat on you by accident?!"
"I just don't think this is gonna work out!"
"Maybe you're right, BUT DAISY I JUST WANT TO SAY THAT I AM SORRY THAT I COULDN'T DO IT FOR YOU, THIS IS A PAIN I WILL FOREVER FEEL AND I AM JUST SO ASHAMED OF MYSELF, YOU ARE THE MOST SCRUMPTIOUS GAL IN TOWN AND I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT I WILL LOVE YOU FOREVER, AND NOW I AM GOING TO LOSE IT BECAUSE I HAVE LOST YOU!"
Daffy pulled out a flamethrower and set the Eiffel Tower on fire with it. Daisy thankfully was prepared for Daffy to go ballistic so she grabbed her hang glider flew from the scene grinning at how he took the news.
"DONALD I'VE MISSED YOU!" Daisy screamed when she ran into the house.
"ME TOO!"
So Donald and Daisy made out and then had sex.
Now that it had been a year since the Lion King came out, that meant it was time for Pocahontas. Everyone was thrilled to see this new movie, especially dads, it would be premiering soon. The place it would be happening would be in Central Park in New York City, where everyone could sit out on the grass and look up at a giant screen that had Poca's sexy red body on it. This is also how it originally played when Mickey and Minnie ran the show with Minnie hosting it there because Central Park actually was the most nature looking area to her. Daisy was hyped because Pocahontas was always her favorite Disney movie since the songs were bangers and Pocahontas and John Smith were hot together. Daisy got all dressed up like Pocahontas and even wanted to paint her feathers red but Donald said no. However Daisy immediately lost all excitement when she actually got there because it was fucking gross. It was a hot ass day and there were a bunch of sweaty kids on beach blankets screaming about Disney Princesses and shit. Daisy wanted her and Donald wanted to sit in thrones but Donald wanted to sit on a beach blanket like everyone else there even though Daisy literally saw some assholes in lawn chairs. Also the event took fucking forever to start because there were some live performances, the screens had to all be set up, and Donald and Daisy also had to give a speech about how this movie is amazing and Native Americans are important and blah blah blah. Finally though Donald and Daisy laid down on their beach blanket and the movie was about to begin. But one last thing was some Native Americans ran out and danced and sang a song called, HONHAFEHWVAGKALA!" before one of the Native Americans who actually was a white guy which you could tell from the sweat dripping the red makeup off him said, "here is Pocahontas!"
Any lights around turned off and the several different screens that were set up around Central Park were getting their projections ready. However, what started playing almost gave Daisy a heart attack. It was her and Daffy's sex tape.