The Original Ducksekeeter

Chapter 43: Happiest Place On Earth

Daisy was feeling much better in the days following her outburst in ToonTown, especially because she felt like she had potentially come up with a good idea on how to fix the money problems in her bank account. She called the employees of the studio up to her office for a meeting to discuss all of her new plans. Everyone reluctantly climbed up the stairs to get to the office. They went so slow because they weren't looking forward to anything that Daisy was going to tell them, and also just because the staircase was so damn long and they were tired. When everyone got up there Daisy had a big grin on her face as she welcomed everyone in. With her freak out still so recent people were extra cautious and even bowed for a few seconds longer which angered Daisy.
"YOU ARE WASTING TIME IN MY MEETING, I HAVE THINGS TO SAY, GET UP!"
Daisy made everyone get up and sit on the floor as she began giggling at the thought of money.
"So the other day I was a little bit anxious and surprised when I saw that this time last year the studio was making slightly more money than it is now, now the main issue apparently is that people are becoming broke and can no longer afford our beautiful things, and we have got to make sure that we fix that, so I have been thinking about ways because nobody else has to get to a point where these losers can afford more of our things and I have decided that the way to do that is by giving them things for free..." Daisy got up and projectile vomited in a nearby garbage can, "I know it is a disgusting idea, I mean I literally want to fucking kill myself when I think about it, but I think that it is going to be the best thing that we can do, if people are getting certain things for free then that will allow them to be able to afford more of the necessary Disney products, like food, and hopefully this will be the answer to getting the money back up, now the way that we are going to give people things for free..." Daisy ran back up to the garbage can to projectile vomit again, "God I hate saying that, I hate poor people, anyhow I have looked into why people are losing money and I discovered that the single most expensive aspect of the studio is Disney World, apparently it is very expensive to get in according to most people, even though tickets are only three billion dollars, and kids get in for two and a half billion, but that is too much for some and since I make it a requirement for everyone to go to Disney World at least twice a year or they are put in the Disney Concentration Camps I suppose that that could hurt their bank accounts a bit, so I have decided to make Disney World free..." Daisy thought she was going to throw up but held it in, "on specific weekends, on these weekends which will be held spontaneously throughout the year I will randomly select 100 million people by dropping 100 million daisies, because my name is Daisy, around the world (la la la la la) and the first 100 million to pick one up get to go to Disney World for the f word, I don't wanna make myself throw up again, what am I a bulimic fourteen year old girl, anyhow I've done the math and if a few groups of 100 million people get to save money then they will be able to afford other things and hopefully that will bring my beautiful net worth back up, okay to be fair my net worth hasn't changed but the company's has and I am brining that back up, now anyway of course we can't just give everyone this luxury so that is why not everyone on the planet will get to go to Disney World for free, they are still going to have to find a way to afford going twice in a year, and also there can be repeat winners because I will be impressed by anyone who can catch the beautiful flower that my beautiful self was named after twice, so anyway we will be beginning this contest soon with the first you know what trip to Disney World taking place in just a few weeks, it is going to be fucking amazing just like me, okay so that's what we're doing, meeting adjourned!"
Everyone bowed and left before Daisy stopped Walt from leaving.
"WALT DISNEY DO NOT LEAVE THIS OFFICE!"
"AAAAAAHHHHHHH!" Walt screamed and lit a hundred million cigars because he was startled.
Walt walked back over and bowed to Daisy who had a disappointed look on her face.
"Walt, I am disappointed in you!"
"Why your majesty?"
"Because I had to come up with this entire plan all on my own and I do not like that!"
"Well it's a phenomenal plan, I'm happy you came up with it!"
"Walt I already know that it's a phenomenal plan, that's not the point that I'm trying to make, the point that I'm trying to make is that it was you who was supposed to come up with the idea and I had to fucking come up with it myself which I am not happy about, I mean im happy that I came up with it and it is a beautiful plan but I am not happy that it wasn't you who came up with it, not that I don't like that I'm proving how smart I am but you should have been a part of this more and you were not and that makes me very disappointed in you, what do you have to say about this crime you've committed Walt?"
"Well..."
"I HAD BARELY FUCKING FINISHED TALKING, DO NOT SPEAK SO QUICKLY AFTER I FINISH SAYING SOMETHING," two seconds went by, "okay proceed!"
"Well I think that I tried my best and I did consider some options that could be done to help get more money to the company your majesty, but I have realized that..." Ludwig had actually told Walt the other day exactly what he should say in the case of Daisy asking him a question like this, "you are just so much smarter than me and I knew that there was no way in the world I could come up with a better idea than you and since this whole thing is about the betterment of the studio I thought it would be important that you be the one to come up with ideas like this because that is what will help make more money in the end!"
"OH WALT THAT IS SO FUCKING SWEET OF YOU TO SAY, I LOVE BEING LOVED!"
"WELL I LOVE SAYING THAT I LOVE YOU!"
"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH," Daisy screamed in what almost sounded like an orgasm and really made Walt jump, "I LOVE BEING LOVED, WALT THANK YOU YOU FOR SAYING THAT, oh and by the way I'm still pissed at you for not coming up with an idea yourself so you won't be paid for the next week!"
"Okay, that's fine, I love you!"
"BOW TO ME AND CALL ME QUEEN!"
"OKAY!" Walt freaked out and bowed quickly.
"TOO QUICK!"
Walt did a more proper bow and hit the road.
The next day Daisy had some of her employees go around the planet picking out one hundred million daisies. This ended up taking a much longer time than Daisy anticipated, because apparently sending out ten employees to do one simple job is too much to ask. So Daisy eventually decided to send out forty more people to help out the team, but it still felt like it was taking fucking forever. But eventually one hundred million daisies were picked out. The fifty employees had to put a special stamp that Daisy made on the daisies because they needed to make sure that they were unique from other daisies and some losers weren't going to try and be little cheaters and pick up a random ass daisy that did not fall from the sky. After that the fifty employees flew around the world dropping the daisies down. People went fucking crazy down below. Several violent fights broke out and many people ended up fucking dying as millions of people tried to get their hands on the daisies. Daisy watched a lot of this play out on the news and was thrilled that so many people were dying in these fights because it meant that the population would be going down and therefore potentially less poor people and more money for her. This craziness continued on for a couple of days as one hundred million people eventually all got their hands on the one hundred million daisies. In order to keep them all safe from any potential thief all of them were put in special cages outside of Disney World where they would remain for the next week before Daisy would hold the first free day in the park. As Daisy watched them in their cages she jumped up and down happily thinking about how this was an amazing plan that she came up with all by her incredible self.
"OKAY EVERYONE," Daisy called down to the studio through a speaker, "I HAVE DECIDED THAT THE F...R...E... it still makes me want to throw up, y'all know the last letter, anyhow the day in Disney World that is like that will be in two weeks and many of you will come and appear at the park to help work it and greet all of the lucky and spoiled and entitled guests who won the contest, I CANNOT FUCKING WAIT, CAN'T YOU, AND IF THIS DOES NOT GIVE US MORE MONEY I HAVE DECIDED THAT THOSE WHO WON THE CONTEST WILL BE KILLED BECAUSE MY PLAN B ALL ALONG TO GET MORE MONEY IS JUST LOWERING THE POPULATION AFTER ALL, OKAY BYE, BOW TO ME EVEN THOUGH YOU CAN'T SEE ME, I CAN SEE ALL OF YOU AND IF YOU DON'T FUCKING BOW I WILL END YOU!"
Everyone bowed and Daisy turned off her speaker.
That night Walt was heading to his house, which was a walk-in closet because that's all he could afford, and had to hurry scurry a bit because it was almost ten. Walt had managed to talk Daisy into letting him leave the studio to go home for five hours to sleep, because he had been a good boy that loved to compliment how smart it was to do this with Disney World. As Walt walked he began to notice that there were people following near him who had on animal and clown masks. Walt started to speed walk because he was not the biggest fan of these people. He wanted to run and hide but they could all see him clearly, not to mention the curfew would be starting in just ten minutes now and Walt did not want to run into the Beagle Boys or get raped by Ma Beagle again. But Walt soon realized that it would be difficult to avoid these people as they were literally slowly but surely walking right towards him.
"FUCK IT, I GOT TO GO!"
Walt ran away from the masked people who then began darting after him as well.
"OH HOLY SHIT, I JUST WISH THEY WERE THE KKK!"
Walt continued running for a few minutes but it wasn't too long before the masked people were all around him, considering that there were so many of them and Walt is also a slow poke. One of the people with a clown mask walked right up to Walt with a baseball bat and whacked him right across the face with it, knocking him out. Walt woke up slightly and saw that he was being taken down what looked like a fucking cave, because it actually was. He looked around to see that three of the masked people were pulling him down this way. Eventually Walt saw that a bunch of them were circling around and the three holding Walt threw him right in the center of this group.
"Hi everyone, believe it or not I am still somewhat rich because Daisy still likes to pay me sometimes, so I can give you all a lot of money if you please just let me fucking go!"
"Now I know that is not true!" One of the people said, in a voice familiar to Walt.
"What's not true?!" Walt asked.
"I know that Daisy hardly pays you!"
The person took off his mask to reveal that it was Ludwig Von Drake.
"WHAT THE FUCK?!" Walt screamed.
Suddenly everyone took off their masks and Walt saw that they were all part of the company. The people there included several Disney Princesses, Goofy and Clarabelle, and characters from "dark and underrated" movies like the Black Cauldron and Atlantis.
"WHAT ARE ALL OF YOU FUCKING DOING HERE, WHAT IS THIS SOME SORT OF CULT?!"
"WE ARE MORE LIKE A GANG," Ludwig said, "WE ARE THE ANTI DAISY DUCK GROUP, OR THE ADDG FOR SHORT!"
"THE ANTI DAISY DUCK GROUP?!" Walt screamed.
"I know it's not too original of a name or anything but it does describe us perfectly!"
"LUDWIG HOW COULD YOU DO THIS, I THOUGHT THAT YOU LOVED DAISY!"
"I MOST CERTAINLY DO FUCKING NOT, I HATE DAISY, WE ALL FUCKING HATE DAISY, AND WE KNOW THAT YOU DO TOO!"
"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, I LOVE DAISY MORE THAN ANYTHING IN THE WORLD!"
"NO YOU DO NOT, YOU JUST THINK THAT YOU LOVE HER, BUT I KNOW DEEP DOWN YOU REALLY THINK SHE IS CRAZY, AFTER ALL IT WOULDN'T BE THE FIRST TIME!"
"WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!"
"I KNOW THAT FOR SOME REASON YOU DON'T HAVE MEMORY OF THIS, BUT THE TRUTH IS THAT IN THE YEAR BEFORE YOU DIED YOU BEGAN TO REALIZE THAT DAISY WAS USING YOU AND KEEP IN MIND SHE WAS ACTUALLY STILL BEARABLE TO LISTEN TO BACK THEN, BUT ANYHOW YOU HATED HER!"
"These are a bunch of fucking lies, I am getting away from you traitors and I am telling on you to Daisy!"
Suddenly everyone jumped on top of Walt and held him to the ground.
"YOU MOST CERTAINLY WILL NOT BE TELLING DAISY, IF YOU DO WE ARE FUCKING ENDING YOU AND YOU WILL NOT BE NOT BE GOING INTO A FUCKING FREEZER THIS TIME!"
"HOW ARE YOU ALL EVEN HERE, AREN'T YOU ALL SUPPOSED TO BE WORKING RIGHT NOW?!"
"DAISY DOESN'T ACTUALLY PAY ATTENTION TO WHO IS STILL IN THE BUILDING, SHE IS TOO BUSY COUNTING HER MONEY!"
"BUT ALARMS GO OFF IF YOU LEAVE BECAUSE YOU ALL HAVE TRACKERS IN YOU!"
"WELL I AM GOOD AT TECHNOLOGY AND FOUND A WAY TO GET THE TRACKERS TO FUCK OFF!"
"LUDWIG THIS IS ALL SO FUCKING CRAZY AND I JUST CANNOT BELIEVE THAT YOU WOULD DO ALL THIS, DAISY TRUSTS YOU!"
"DAISY DOESN'T GIVE TWO SHITS ABOUT ANY OF US, AND THAT INCLUDED YOU!"
"OH MY GOD WHAT DO ALL OF YOU EVEN WANT FROM ME!"
"WELL YOU WOULD BE ONE OF THE MOST USEFUL MEMBERS OF THIS GROUP BECAUSE DAISY THINKS THAT YOU LIKE HER, WHICH WE COULD REALLY USE TO OUR ADVANTAGE!"
"SO YOU WANT ME TO JOIN THIS EVIL GANG?!"
"YES WE DO!"
"I AM NOT GOING TO!"
"YES YOU FUCKING ARE WALT, YOU HAVE TO KNOW THAT DAISY IS FUCKING EVIL!"
"ALL OF YOU NEED TO GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME!"
Walt ran as fast as he could out of the cave, but everyone in the gang chased him right down. Eventually Walt got to a point where the cave was almost entirely pitch black and Walt could hardly see a fucking thing.
"IT IS DARKER THAN A NIGGER IN THE HOT SUN!" Walt screamed.
Little did Walt know though that everyone in the ADDG was wearing night vision goggles and could see everything. Walt could feel the presence of people around him and ran as fast as he could forward until he felt his head slam against a hard rock in the cave, sending him falling to the floor. At first he thought he was knocked out but he could eventually tell he was still conscious, just in a very dark location. Walt could also feel that he was in a section of the cave that was almost like a corner and he could tell that more and more people were coming towards him.
"OH SHIT, GET AWAY FROM ME!"
Everyone grabbed Walt and he squirmed around screaming like a little bitch and took him over to a cage that they had that was also sitting in complete darkness. They chained Walt into it and left him there as he screamed for help, but they were so deep into the cave at this point that there was no way anyone outside could hear him. The rest of the ADDG met up around the area that they originally took Walt.
"Ludwig what are we going to do about him, he's never going to join the fucking group!" Chip and Dale said in unison.
"Not to mention that we also can't keep him in that fucking cage forever, Daisy notices Walt more than anyone else at the studio!" Elastigirl said, thrusting out her ass which made everything feel better in these stressful times.
"GOD YOU ARE FUCKING HOT, anyone we all knew that getting Walt here and getting him to join us was going to be challenging, and at first I was very hopeful that he would actually want to join the group and quickly realize that Daisy is evil, but I guess this is Walt we are talking about so I shouldn't get my hopes up!" Ludwig stated.
"But what are we going to do, we have to act quick to get Walt to join us!" Stated Captain Hook (some of these characters are a little out of pocket but there's all there, it's like House of Mouse up in this cave).
"Well I think that we are going to have to go ahead with plan B," Ludwig stated.
"Okay well what is plan B you never told us?!" Asked Cinderella.
"Plan B is what helps me not get pregnant!" Snow White stated.
"Plan B is me telling Walt that Daisy killed him!" Ludwig explained.
"Well I think that's a great idea, let's do it," said the little girl from the Great Mouse Detective.
"Well it isn't that simple, there are two major problems, first is that we would actually have to prove it to Walt and get evidence because there is no way he would actually believe us when we tell him, and the second problem is that my ass was part of the murder so if we did find evidence then I could not be in it!"
"Well I'm sure that there's a way to do it, but we have to act fast!" Elastigirl stated again, "look at my ass!"
"I AGREE WITH ELASTIGIRL, we are going to have to go through with the plan, it's the only way we can possibly get that fucking simp to join our group!"
"Ludwig don't say simp you are fucking old!" Elastigirl scolded.
"PLEASE FORGIVE ME SEXY!"
So Ludwig headed out to find any sort of evidence that Daisy killed Walt. Another problem about this was that Daisy of course did everything in her ability to hide the fact that she murdered Walt. There were a few things Daisy did in her past that she made sure got hidden as much as possible, a lot of this just included things like outfits she did not like, but her murdering Walt was the big one. Practically every single newspaper article was burnt, websites talking about the murder were taken down, people who brought it up on social media had their accounts deleted, it was pretty much only a rumor at this point. But Ludwig knew there would have to be a way to get his hands on evidence, and so he turned to the only place he knew to find hidden things on the internet, and also his favorite section of the internet, the Dark Web. While he did have to go through some child porn to get to it, he eventually found a man online who was willing to sell him a newspaper article from 1966 that goes over the murder and to Ludwig's luck, and whatever if this sounds like a plot connivence, a picture of just Daisy shooting into the audience at Walt where Ludwig, Donald, and Mortimer are not in the frame. Ludwig drove up to this man's house who had the article. He lived in the ghetto of Detroit and Ludwig had to have sex with him to get it, as well as pay a million dollars which the man used all for drugs and died the next day, which really pissed Ludwig off because it meant that he pretty much fucked the man for no reason, but Ludwig was also just so happy that he got the article that he decided to just count his blessings. Ludwig drove all the way back to ToonTown and headed down to the cave with the article.
"I FUCKING GOT IT!" He yelled as everyone cheered.
He brought the article out and showed it to everyone, before grabbing a sharpie and going through the article to cross out anytime it mentioned his name. This may have been suspicious but Walt is a little slow so it's not like he was really going to pay attention to the markings and the article didn't even say Ludwig's name too many times anyway. Also, while this may have looked like Ludwig was not being fair in not taking responsibility for his actions, in his defense he also removed Donald and Mortimer's names as well, which was kind to his deceased friends, so that it really gave Daisy full responsibility and Ludwig could not fucking stand Daisy at this point so he didn't really give a shit. Ludwig then walked up to Walt's cave with the article in his hand and a candle for light.
"I'VE GOT A PRESENT FOR YOU!" Ludwig said happily.
"OH BOY WHAT IS IT?!" Walt asked happily, "OH WAIT I FORGOT I DON'T LIKE YOU RIGHT NOW!"
"Well there is someone else you won't like real soon!"
Ludwig handed Walt the article and he immediately screamed at the top of his fucking lungs in shock when he saw it. He lit a quadrillion cigars and read the whole thing about fifty times to make sure he saw what it said correctly, and about threw fucking up when he saw the picture of her shooting him, and also was very excited about the fact that he actually did end up making his Mary Poppins movie. But Walt was also ferocious and Ludwig happily opened up his cage after which Walt marched down to the studio and up the staircase to Daisy's office where he slammed the door open and walked on in. The whole thing was very aggressive and dramatic because that is what Walt was going for.
"WALT DISNEY WHERE THE FUCK HAVE YOU GODDAMN BEEN, I COULD JUST ABOUT FUCKING MURDER YOU, YOUR STUPID, WORTHLESS ASS WAS SUPPOSED TO ONLY BE GONE FOR FIVE FUCKING HOURS AND NOW IT HAS ALMOST BEEN FUCKING TWENTY FOUR WHICH IS A FULL FUCKING DAY IN CASE YOU DIDN'T KNOW AND I DO NOT GIVE FUCKING DAYS OFF AND I HAVE BEEN CALLING YOU FOR THE PAST FEW FUCKING HOURS OVER THE SPEAKER AND THEN I HAD SOME EMPLOYEES RUN UP AND TELL ME THAT YOU HAD NOT COME BACK YET WHICH IS JUST FUCKING EMBARRASSING BY THE WAY AND WHEN I CHECKED YOUR TRACKER HOLY SHIT I COULD NOT BELIEVE HOW LONG YOU HAD BEEN GONE, AND BITCH NOW YOU STORM YOUR ASS IN HERE AND HAVE THIS ANGRY LOOK ON YOUR FACE LIKE I AM THE FUCKING PROBLEM YOU DISGUSTING LITTLE CUNT, AND GET THOSE FUCKING CIGARS OUT OF YOUR MOUTH!"
Walt spit the cigars so hard and far that they hit Daisy directly in the face. She was in so much shock and disgust that her noisy ass was rendered speechless, which was good because it gave Walt the chance to say some things.
"IT IS SO FUCKING FUNNY HOW YOU JUST SAID YOU COULD JUST ABOUT MURDER ME BECAUSE CUNT YOU ALREADY DID, YOU MURDERED ME!" He screamed.
"What are you talking about?!" Daisy managed to mumble aggressively after a few seconds.
"I FOUND OUT THAT YOUR STUPID ASS KILLED ME IN 1964 AFTER A
SCREENING OF MARY POPPINS, WHICH BY THE WAY I AM REALLY FUCKING EXCITED ABOUT THE FACT THAT I ACTUALLY ENDED UP MAKING THAT MOVIE BECAUSE P.L. TRAVERS WAS A LITTLE CUNT AND SHE KEPT ON FUCKING REFUSING TO GIVE ME THE RIGHTS TO THE BOOK AND SHE IS FUCKING STUPID AND SO HAHA CHOKE ON MY DICK BITCH BECAUSE I ACTUALLY MADE THE MOVIE, BUT ANYHOW I FOUND OUT THAT AFTER A SCREENING OF THE MOVIE YOU GOT UP AND SHOT ME TO FUCKING DEATH, AND I ALSO FOUND OUT THAT I HAD FIRED YOUR DUMBASS FOR A FULL YEAR BEFORE THE MURDER TOOK PLACE!"
"LIES, THESE ARE ALL FUCKING LIES!"
"NO THEY ARE NOT, THEY ARE RIGHT HERE IN THIS ARTICLE!"
"WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU GET THAT ARTICLE FROM?!"
"IT CAME FROM THIS WEBSITE CALLED TOR!"
"YOU MEAN THE FUCKING DARK WEB, I MEAN I'M NOT SURPRISED YOU WERE LOOKING AT THAT DON'T GET ME WRONG, BUT NOW I AM FUCKING PISSED!"
"DAISY I CANNOT FUCKING BELIEVE THAT YOU DID THIS TO ME, I AM SO FUCKING MAD, AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Walt lit seventy thousand more cigars.
"OKAY WELL BITCH IF YOU FOUND OUT THAT I KILLED YOU THEN YOU SHOULD ALSO KNOW THAT DONALD, MORTIMER, AND FUCKING LUDWIG WERE PART OF IT TOO!"
"PROVE IT!"
"I CAN'T PROVE IT?!"
"WHY NOT, BECAUSE THE ONLY AVAILABLE PROOF THAT THIS HAPPENED IS ONE THE SAME PLACE YOU CAN FIND HUMAN TRAFFICKING WHICH SHOULD NOT BE ILLEGAL BY THE WAY!"
"YOU JUST HAVE TO BELIEVE ME, THEY WERE PART OF IT TOO!"
"BITCH I WILL NEVER FUCKING BELIEVE YOUR ASS AGAIN!"
"WALT PLEASE FORGIVE ME, IT WAS A MISTAKE, AND IT WAS SEVENTY FUCKING YEARS AGO NOW, AND REMEMBER I AM ONE OF THE ONES WHO BROUGHT YOU BACK TO LIFE SO I MADE UP FOR IT!"
"YOU ONLY BROUGHT ME BACK SO I COULD BE IN THAT DAMN MOVIE, AND THEN YOU ONLY KEPT ME ALIVE BECAUSE I WAS THE ONLY PERSON DUMB ENOUGH TO STILL LIKE YOU, BUT I DON'T LIKE YOU ANYMORE!"
"WALT LISTEN TO ME IT IS NOT MY FAULT, AND YOU HAD BETRAYED ME, YOU HAD FIRED ME WHEN I HAD NOT DONE ANYTHING WRONG WHICH IS A VERY EVIL THING TO DO!"
"I HAVE NO DOUBT THAT YOU ABSOLUTELY DESERVED TO BE FIRED, YOU ARE FUCKING EVIL!"
"OKAY WELL YOU KNOW WHAT YOU AREN'T A FUCKING SAINT EITHER WALT, YOU ARE THE MOST OFFENSIVE FUCKING PERSON IN THE WORLD AND YOU ALSO ONLY FUCKING CARE ABOUT MONEY AND FAME AND POWER SO DON'T BE SAYING THAT I AM IN THE FUCKING WRONG HERE, I AM ONE OF THE GOOD ONES, AND YOU DESERVED TO FUCKING DIE AND BITCH TRUST ME, I WOULD FUCKING DO IT AGAIN!"
"YOU ARE A DISGUSTING LITTLE CUNT!"
"HOW FUCKING DARE YOU CALL ME A CUNT, DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM, I AM THE OWNER OF THIS WHOLE GODDAMN PLANET AND YOU WILL NOT SPEAK TO ME THAT WAY YOU STUPID ASS!"
"I WILL SPEAK TO YOU HOWEVER THE FUCK I WANT TO, YOU ARE A HORRIBLE LITTLE BITCH DAISY AND I CANNOT FUCKING STAND YOU, YOU HAVE HURT ME SO FUCKING BADLY THAT I FEEL LIKE I COULD FUCKING EXPLODE!"
"BOO FUCKING HOO IF I HURT YOU, I DON'T GIVE A FUCK, LISTEN TO ME WALT YOU ARE GOING TO APOLOGIZE FOR THE WAY YOU ARE TREATING ME TODAY AND YOU ARE GOING TO CONTINUE WORKING FOR ME AND DOING WHAT I TELL YOU TO DO BECAUSE I AM YOUR FUCKING BOSS YOU BITCH!"
"I AM WALKING OUT!"
"WALT IF YOU WALK OUT OF THAT OFFICE I WILL FUCKING EXPLODE!"
"WELL BITCH I WANT YOU TO EXPLODE, YOU FUCKING MURDERER!"
"BOW TO ME, BOW TO ME RIGHT FUCKING NOW YOU RETARDED LITTLE FAGGOT!"
"NO, I AM NOT BOWING TO YOU!"
"IF YOU DO NOT FUCKING BOW TO ME I AM GOING TO FUCKING MURDER YOU AGAIN!"
"I AM NOT BOWING CUNT!"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!" Daisy screamed loud the fucking windows shattered.
"THAT IS IT, GET OUT MY FUCKING OFFICE AND MY FUCKING FACE, I AM DAISY DUCK YOU RETARD!"
Walt left the room and Daisy began throwing another massive tantrum. She grabbed a fucking assault rifle and began firing at everything in the room. She then pulled out a giant mallet and began destroying what was left until everything in the room was just fucking dust. She then drove up to the gas station grabbed gasoline, poured the gasoline all over her office, ran out the room, lit a fucking match, and threw that fucking match into the room where her office almost entirely fucking exploded. She then ran up and down the staircase that led to what was her office about sixty times front and back and when she was finished she ran into the room downstairs and began screaming about how much she hated everything except herself and money, before forcing her slaves to go fix her office and taking a nap. Meanwhile Walt angrily drove back to the cave and walked on inside.
"OKAY FUCKERS I WANT TO JOIN THE ANTI DAISY DUCK GROUP!"