The Original Ducksekeeter

Chapter 39: The Escape

Daisy had what felt like a trillion missed phone calls, all from people at the studio wondering where the fuck her and Donald were. Some people were already getting suspicious that something bad happened because Donald's phone went straight to voicemail, as it had been in his pocket when thrown into the water. Daisy still did not have a specific plan for how she would get away with this. She didn't even know if she would get away with this or if she even wanted to. She had killed people in the past and afterwards she always felt like she knew exactly what to do, but with Donald everything felt so confusing. However, she knew that she was leaning towards not wanting anybody to know. Knowing that there would be paparazzi outside she turned off all of the lights of the house and hid down in her room under the covers of her bed, like she was a little girl. Daisy looked on social media to see that people were looking everywhere for her and Donald. She also found out that people from the studio would be coming back to ToonTown to begin looking for both of them. She knew that this meant she could not stay at the house, but she also couldn't leave the house because there were hundreds of people outside waiting to see if either her or Donald would make an appearance. She heard clawing at the door and people screaming both her and Donald's name. Daisy began feeling overwhelmed again and so she quietly snuck downstairs, literally having to crawl on the floor to make sure she couldn't be seen through any windows. She thought about putting sheets up on the windows to hide the inside but she then realized that people would suspect that someone had to be in the house to do that so never mind. She went down to get to where she kept all her liquor and began drinking heavily in an attempt to calm down from everything, but of course this didn't actually end up working, so instead she just went back to sitting in her room. After a few hours went by and the sun was beginning to set, that's when she began to hear knocking at the door. This meant that the people she knew were there, since they were able to make it past the dome. The knocking continued and she could hear voices that sounded like her and Donald's names, but she couldn't tell exactly whose voice it was. It wasn't soon after this that she heard the door open up and could now hear that at least four people she knew were in the house. It was Pete, Ludwig, Clarabelle, and Goofy.
"DAISY WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU?!" Clarabelle screamed.
"DONALD, DAISY, ARE YOU FUCKING DEAD OR SOMETHING!" Goofy hollered up.
"PETE IS LOOKING FOR DONALD AND DAISY DUCK!"
Daisy had no idea what the fuck she was gonna do. She knew that her bedroom would be an obvious place to look so she quickly snuck into the hallway. Just as she got into the hallway she heard Pete's Dara's coming up the stairs so she ran into the bathroom and into a closet. She could hear Pete walking through the upstairs and could also hear him walking into many different rooms. She got nervous that he was going to walk into the bathroom she was in, but eventually she heard him walking back down the staircase. Daisy determined that the best place for her to hide would be the safe room, since her and Donald were the only ones with a key for that. She left the bedroom and looked down the main staircase. She figured that the four searching for her in the house split up, so she had to just make sure, which was proven right when she began hearing Clarabelle's voice further down the hallway. There was a giant marble statue of Daisy that Daisy then hid behind, just as Clarabelle walked right down the hallway. Daisy snuck slowly down the staircase and peaked around the main area of the house for anyone, but nobody was around. An issue was that now all of the lights were turned back on in the house. Daisy wanted to turn them off but she knew that that would be too suspicious. In order to get to the safe room Daisy just had to walk down a few more hallways, but she still felt like this was going to be a major challenge. Daisy slowly began walking down some more hallways but continued hearing the voices of Clarabelle and Ludwig from nearby. However, after she walked a few more steps she eventually came across the entrance of the safe room. She opened up the door which led down to a basement and went down the steps to get near the safe room. She ran down the steps with the first feeling of excitement she had since the murder, but this quickly went away when she got downstairs to see that Goofy was at the door to the safe room.
"I FOUND DAISY!" Goofy screamed.
"GOOFY SHUT THE FUCK UP!"
Goofy grabbed Daisy by the waist and chucked her all the way up the staircase, where she then slid back into the living room. Goofy ran back upstairs and soon Ludwig, Pete, and Clarabelle all ran downstairs to get to Daisy.
"WHERE THE FUCK HAVE YOU BEEN, IS DONALD AROUND HERE SOMEWHERE?!" Ludwig asked.
"Donald is maybe somewhere in the house!" Daisy stated.
"Okay well where in the house is he?!" Goofy asked.
"I'm not quite sure right now!"
"Daisy, you and Donald were supposed to be on set almost 24 hours ago!" Ludwig stated.
"Okay well fuck being on set, listen the movie is fucking cancelled!" Daisy screamed.
"The movie can't be canceled!" Goofy said.
"Okay well Goofy it is fucking cancelled!"
"What is going on here, everything is fucking weird, and can Donald get down here so that we can have a normal conversation about this!" Ludwig said.
"Listen the movie is fucking cancelled, end of story, now leave and tell everyone outside to fuck off as well!" Daisy screamed.
"You're acting fucking weird!" Clarabelle stated.
"Okay well then I must be really bad considering that this is coming from a fucking heroin addict!"
"Daisy, where is Donald?" Asked Ludwig.
"He's somewhere in the house, or maybe he left to go do something, I don't know!"
"Why were you hiding?!" Asked Goofy.
"I wasn't hiding!"
"You were running to the safe room!"
"I thought you four were intruders, and you still kind of are so get out!""
"Okay so I'm still trying to figure out what exactly happened, you are completely heads down on this movie, more than anyone else, and then you leave to do an interview for one day and suddenly the movie is canceled, I mean what did leaving ruin your creative flow or some shit?!" Asked Ludwig.
"It's probably because Donald told that bitch to call the movie Duckseketeers Forever, it's such a retarded title!" Goofy laughed.
"Donald and I have just decided not to do the movie anymore!"
"Okay well two fucking thirds of it are complete, what now you just won't do the rest, I mean you have to do the rest you signed a contract and you made everyone at the studio sign a contr..."
"OKAY WELL MOTHER FUCKER I OWN THIS STUDIO, I SAY WHAT GOES, AND THE PUBLIC HASN'T EVEN SEEN ANY FOOTAGE SO FOR ALL THEY KNOW WE HAVEN'T EVEN DONE ANYTHING, JUST BURN ALL THE FOOTAGE WE HAVE OR PUT IT IN THE DISNEY VAULT OR WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT TO DO WITH IT, IT IS NOT BEING FINISHED OR RELEASED, OH AND PUT THAT BITCH BACK IN HIS FREEZER, OR JUST SHOOT HIM AGAIN AND CREMATE HIM LIKE HIS FAMILY LIES ABOUT BEING HOW HIS REMAINS ACTUALLY TURNED OUT!"
"Okay but people are still expecting a movie to come out!"
"Well then they'll just have to be pissed off, it's not like this is the first time the studio has fucking sucked, fucking Strange World was just last damn November!"
"HOLY SHIT!" Clarabelle screamed while looking at her phone.
"WHAT IS IT COW?!" Screamed Daisy.
"DONALD'S FUCKING CORPSE HAS BEEN FOUND IN A NEARBY RIVER, SOME FISHERMEN FOUND IT!"
Everyone in the room stared directly at Daisy for about thirty seconds.
"Is this a staring contest?" Asked Daisy, not having a clue on what else to say.
Daisy suddenly made a run for the door.
"PETE BLOCK THE FUCKING DOOR!" Ludwig.
"OKAY PETE WILL DO THAT!"
Pete's fat body covered the entire entrance, keeping Daisy from escaping.
"I am in just so much shock!" Daisy said.
"You don't look like you're in shock!" Ludwig stated.
"Okay well I show these things differently!"
"I think you knew Donald was in that river!"
"Is she telepathic?" Asked Clarabelle.
"NO YOU FUCKING DUMBASS, SHE KILLED HIM!"
"That is a serious accusation!"
"Is it true?!"
"That depends!"
"On what?!"
"On whether or not Pete will pounce on me if I answer in a certain way!"
Daisy pulled out a hand gun that she had in her pocket just in case she needed to use it and shot Pete in both of his legs.
"I killed Donald," Daisy said.
Clarabelle screamed and began snorting cocaine, Goofy said "garsh", and Ludwig got all pissy.
"WHY THE FUCK DID YOU KILL HIM?!" Ludwig asked.
"I'm still trying to figure that one out myself!" Daisy stated.
"HOW DID YOU KILL HIM?!"
"I stabbed him in the heart!"
"HOW MANY TIMES?!"
"ONCE!"
"WELL HOW DID IT MAKE YOU FEEL?!"
"I DON'T FUCKING KNOW!"
"WHY NOT?!"
"WELL SORRY, I JUST WANTED TO SAVE SOME OF THESE ANSWERS FOR OPRAH!"
Daisy pulled back out the gun and pointed it at the other three.
"OH MY GOD JUST DON'T SHOOT MY VAGINA!" Screamed Clarabelle.
"I WILL SHOOT ANYWHERE I WANT IF ANY OF YOU FUCKERS COME ANY CLOSER!"
"I AM POUNCING!" Pete yelled before falling flat on his face, "OH THAT'S WHY SHE SHOT ME!"
Daisy ran as fast as she could out the door and onto the private jet. Everyone outside began screaming at the top of their lungs once they saw that she was in the house, especially now after the news that Donald was dead broke out. At this point though Daisy didn't care that people saw her, she just had to escape. She hopped in the jet and began taking off. She saw Ludwig, Goofy, and Clarabelle run outside but they were too late. However, even though she was safe from the four at the house, there were several people outside the dome who fucking climbed up the dome and then jumped onto the jet which they were now trying to enter.
"WHAT THE FUCK, GET OFF!" Daisy screamed when she saw people doing this.
People were literally hanging onto the fucking bottom of the jet and some were trying to break in through the doors. Daisy spun around and did some loop de loops, which got some people off, and thus having them plummet to their death. There was still one person hanging on though and this bitch was really trying to knock in through the door.
"WHAT DID YOU DO TO DONALD?!" Daisy could hear him screaming from outside.
"NONE OF YOUR FUCKING BUSINESS!"
Daisy ended up putting on a space helmet because the jet has those, and flew it right into the fucking Sun (it is also fire proof).
Down below the four at the house were all freaking the fuck out.
"HOW COULD SHE MURDER DONALD?!" Clarabelle sobbed.
"It makes sense to me, sometimes I wanna murder you!" Goofy stated, "BUT STILL WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE GONNA DO NOW, DAISY HAS FUCKING RUINED EVERYTHING FOR THE STUDIO!"
"GOOFY SINCE WHEN DO YOU EVEN FUCKING CARE ABOUT THE STUDIO?!" Asked Ludwig, "JESUS CHRIST I CANNOT FUCKING BELIEVE THIS BULLSHIT IS HAPPENING, WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH HER?!"
"WHY DID SHE KILL DONALD LUDWIG?!" Asked Pete.
"PETE I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA, OKAY LISTEN WE HAVE TO TELL EVERYONE DOWN IN HAWAII TO GET THEIR ASSES BACK UP HERE, ALTHOUGH I'M SURE THE NEWS HAS ALREADY REACHED THEM!" Ludwig screamed, "THIS IS GOING TO RUIN THE COMPANY, ONE OF OUR FUCKING MASCOTS IS DEAD AND PEOPLE ARE GOING TO SUSPECT THAT OTHER ONE DID IT BECAUSE HER DUMBASS FLEW AWAY IN A JET, OH AND WE ALSO STILL HAVE TO CONFIRM THAT DONALD IS ACTUALLY DEAD!"
"BITCH I THINK EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT HE IS PRETTY DEAD!" Goofy yelled.
"OKAY WELL GOOFY IT IS JUST HOW PROTOCOLS WORK, YOU HAVE TO OFFICIALLY ANNOUNCE THAT SOMEONE IS REALLY DEAD!"
"WELL I THINK IT'S RUDE THAT PEOPLE ARE MAKING PEOPLE FEEL RETARDED AND NOT LETTING THEM ASSUME ON THEIR OWN THAT DONALD IS DEAD!"
"OKAY THEN FUCKING FINE WE DON'T HAVE TO ANNOUNCE THAT DONALD IS DEAD!"
"Thanks!"
"IS DAISY COMING BACK?!" Asked Pete.
"PETE, DO I LOOK LIKE GOD TO YOU OR SOMETHING!"
"DON'T HIT ON ME LIKE THAT FAGGOT!"
"I WAS NOT HITTING ON YOU, WHAT THE FUCK?!"
"Oh okay, I'm Pete!"
"PETE SHUT UP, YOU ARE FUCKING ANNOYING!" Yelled Goofy.
"ALL OF YOU ARE FUCKING ANNOYING, I SWEAR TO GOD EVERYTHING AROUND ME IS GOING FUCKING BATSHIT CRAZY!" Ludwig screeched.
"MAYBE YOU COULD BRING DONALD BACK LIKE YOU DID WALT!" Clarabelle yelled.
"NO WALT WAS FROZEN SO IT KEEP HIS BODY SAFE OR SOME SCIENTIFIC THING, IT WON'T WORK WITH DONALD, HE IS FUCKING DEAD FOREVER, AND EVERYTHING IS GOING TO SHIT NOW!"
"OH MY GOD WHO WANTS TO DO COKE TO CALM THEIR NERVES!"
"ME!" Goofy smiled.
"YOU TWO ARE BOTH FUCKING BITCHES!"
"LUDWIG YOU ARE A CUNT!" Clarabelle giggled, "WAIT SO IF DONALD AND DAISY AREN'T LIVING HERE CAN WE MOVE IN?!"
"NO FUCKING WAY, NOBODY IS MOVING IN HERE," Ludwig scolded, "except for me because Donald and I are related and he has no kids so it only makes sense!"
"NO IT DOESN'T!" Goofy yelled.
"YES IT DOES!"
"OKAY!"
"GOD WE ARE SOME DEEP FUCKING SHIT NOW!"
Donald's Death, 9/11, the sinking of the Titanic, and Pearl Harbor, those are the most shocking events in recent history. People around the world were losing their fucking minds. There were memorials everywhere. Many people were pissed because the movie wouldn't be coming out. Suicide rates were through the roof. It was crazy. And almost just as crazy were how people were freaking out over Daisy. There were two groups of people, those who think Daisy killed him and those who didn't. Civil Wars broke out because people were so torn. People thought that it was obvious Daisy did it because her ass left, but others thought that she may have had other reasons for leaving because she was in danger and whoever killed Donald was coming for her next or something. There were people searching all over the planet for her, both in the skies and on land, but no one could find her anywhere. People were starting to wonder if Daisy was dead too and also put memorials out for her. But nobody could be sure about anything and many were just hoping that she would show back up. People who also hoped she would show back up were law enforcements because she was generally seen by them as guilty of murdering him, especially because Ludwig is a snitch and ratted her out. Also the Disney Company itself was at a more anxious point in its history than ever before with its two main mascots no longer there. Someone who was excited by this though was Walt Disney. While Walt was originally freaking the fuck out over Donald's death and Daisy's leave of absence, sobbing profusely and going through the five stages of grief at least five times an hour, he eventually realized that some perks could come from this.
"I don't know why all of y'all are so damn anxious, I'm here and I can fix everything for the studio, after all it began with me, I may have said it was started by the ducks but bitch if we're being real, it was me!"
"Walt the last thing we fucking need is people finding out that your ass is alive, enough shit has happened!" Ludwig stated.
"I think people would love to know I'm alive cunt, it would give them great comfort in these horrific times!"
"Walt, listen your ass up, nobody can know you are alive!"
"Well they will find out with the movie won't they?!"
Okay so everybody knew that the movie was canceled, with the exception being Walt. Ludwig told him that his scene would still be filmed in a few weeks and that Donald and Daisy would be CGI in the scene, which Walt thought made it even better because that meant he was the only real person in it and therefore front and center. But really Ludwig just said this so Walt could stick around for a little longer so that he could more thoroughly plan out how he would kill him again.
"Speaking of which, we are going to have to film that scene soon, I mean October 16th is like a week from now, and you said I would be filming in a few weeks, a few weeks ago!"
Suddenly Goofy walked into the room after overhearing the conversation, and FYI Ludwig did not fill him in about his plan for Walt not knowing.
"Walt are you fucking legally retarded, the movie ain't coming out, everybody knows that!"
Walt put his hand to his mouth in utter shock and said, "oh my, what?!"
"Goofy get the fuck out!" Yelled Ludwig.
"HOW LONG HAS THE MOVIE BEEN CANCELED?!"
"JUST NOW!" Ludwig stated.
"JUST NOW MY ASS, IT'S BEEN CANCELLED SINCE DONALD FUCKING DIED!"
"LUDWIG WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T YOU TELL ME?!"
"Um, Goofy, grab me a gun."
Walt punched Ludwig and Goofy in the face. Goofy punched back even harder and sent Walt flying out a window, but thankfully they were on the first floor.
"FUCK IT, I AM TELLING EVERYONE I AM ALIVE, I AM TAKING BACK MY COMPANY!"
"HOLY SHIT, SECURITY GET HIM!" Yelled Ludwig.
But it was too late, Walt ran out of the studio and broke into all the news stations, and forced everyone to put him on every tv in the world before saying, "I AM UNFROZEN MOTHER FUCKERS!"
It goes Walt's resurrection announcement, Donald's death, 9/11, the sinking of the Titanic, and Pearl Harbor, those are the most shocking events in recent history. There were literally at least fifty million heart attacks across the world that day because everyone was so fucking shocked. People flew in from everywhere to get to ToonTown to see if this was true. People couldn't even walk within a few miles near Walt because there were so many people who would get near.
"THIS IS A FUCKING DISASTER!" Ludwig screamed one day.
"I don't get how it's a disaster, the company is so famous these days!" Screamed Pocahontas, who Ludwig was trying to impress her by acting normal when they were talking, which didn't really work because he was so pissed about everything.
The company now practically had to be in the hands of Walt Disney with the ducks both gone, and he was not going to take no for an answer. Walt tried to control everything at the studio but in reality he didn't actually do anything of importance. Walt canceled every single movie that was in production and broke off the deals with Marvel and Star Wars. He also banned Strange World for being too gay. However Walt still wanted one movie to come out and that was Ducksekeeters Forever, which he promoted heavily to the public and got people interested by talking about how it would be the last time they could see Donald and Daisy on screen. He also said it wasn't a problem that the movie never got completed because Donald and Daisy's love story never truly completed either.
However, Ludwig, and others at the studio as well, Ludwig isn't just getting thrown under the bus here, were entirely against the idea and many of these people had to hide the movie from Walt so that he couldn't find a way to release it.
"I AM SO SORRY IT IS TAKING DUCKSEKEETERS FOREVER SO LONG TO COME OUT, WE ARE TRYING TO GET EVERYTHING PERFECT!" Walt told the public.
This caused a lot of issues for the studio because now people were getting very excited over the fact that it might come out, which was only helped out by the fact that everybody was being told to go see the movie by the person who had been gone for so long and many people wanted to listen to him. For the next few months people at the Disney company were in this crazy position, but one day it went to another insane and extreme level. Daisy was found. Daisy had been spending the past few months just flying around in her jet throughout Earth, never once hitting the ground because bitch her ride has unlimited fuel. It wasn't until Daisy was flying over Afghanistan and a bomb hit the jet to the floor that she got caught.
"Oh hell karma is a cunt!" Daisy said to herself as she walked out of the jet and the Taliban was pointing guns at her, "LISTEN FUCKERS I SURVIVED AUSCHWITZ AND GERMANS ARE ACTUALLY SMART, UNLIKE YOU DUMB FUCKING LOSERS!"
The Taliban took Daisy and locked her away in the nastiest looking prison ever with several other women with full on bed sheets over their heads.
"!غدا رأسك يخرج من كتفيك مهبل"
They screamed at her, which if you don't speak scribble scrabble means tomorrow she is dead.
"CAN THE FUCKING GENIE SAVE ME RIGHT ABOUT NOW?!"
The Taliban ended up videoing Daisy in the cell and then sending it out to the rest of the world to show that they took her.
"MY QUEEN IS ALIVE AND THOSE UGLY ASS CHIMPANZEES HAVE HER?!" Walt screamed after her saw the videos, "also ew all of them are so sweaty!"
In the span of just a few hours Walt sent out the best of the fucking best to sneak into Afghanistan and get Daisy the fuck out. Several random people from around the world also went out to go and save Daisy, all of whom died the second they walked into Afghanistan. While sitting in her cell Daisy was even beginning to feel like this all could be for the best. She was still highly unnerved over the murdering Donald thing, she hated herself more than anything, and it was so fucking moist everywhere in this country and the Afghanistanianese letters were starting to freak her the fuck out. She eventually decided that she was just going to kill herself because she was so damn upset and also because she did not want one of the mother fucking Taliban assholes to do it for her. The only issue is that Daisy had no fucking idea how to kill herself in this cell. There were no ropes, no blades, there were some rocks on the floor but she got concerned that banging rocks into her head would just give her a headache, not kill her. And good lord a migraine was the last thing she needed. She considered asking one of the women in the cell to help a sister out, but they did not speak a word of English, and the way they couldn't show their faces really creeped Daisy out so she really did not want to have to interact with them in any way, shape or form. Daisy did see though that the walls had some sharp, rocky edges, almost like a rock climbing wall, so she began climbing up it as high as she could and planned to dive headfirst into the solid surface below. Daisy made it very high up the wall of the cell, but just as she got to a good enough position where a fall could kill her, she randomly looked up at the ceiling to see a crack where an American looking plane was flying overhead. Before she could even think about anything else, the plane suddenly dropped down bombs that exploded across the area. The whole area around the cell was blown to bits.
"That might be my ride!" Daisy said, before walking back down the wall.
Daisy ran to escape the cell, but suddenly one of the women ran up to her.
"Sorry, I don't speak ISIS!"
The woman took off her drapes to reveal she wasn't actually a woman at all. It was Mortimer Mouse.
"Holy shit, how long have you been dressed like that?!"
"I heard you got arrested, and Walt sent out several people to find you and I went out as a spy!"
"Hold up, is Walt's dumbass appearing in public?!"
"Yes he is and it is fucking annoying!"
"Okay well I want to get the hell out of this country!"
"Me too, let's go!"
Taliban peeps suddenly were all over the area though, so Daisy and Mortimer had to run and hide behind some rubble. But suddenly there became so many Taliban members around them that they practically became cornered. The plane that Walt sent out began shooting down though and ended up hitting pretty much all of the Taliban folk around them. The pilot of the plane threw out a rope ladder which Daisy and Mortimer climbed to get aboard.
"WALT IS GOING TO BE THRILLED TO SEE YOU!" Screamed the pilot.
"OH FUCK I'M NOT SURE IF I'M READY TO FUCKING FACE PEOPLE YET!" Daisy screamed.
"Well you don't have to!" Mortimer yelled.
"WELL WALT WANTS TO SEE YOU AND SO DOES THE REST OF THE WORLD SO YOU HAVE TO SHOW UP!"
"NO SHE DOES FUCKING NOT!"
"MORTIMER YOU KNOW WHAT, I THINK YOU SHOULD JUST ZIP YOUR LIPS AND BIG ASS NOSE AND JUST LET US TAKE DAISY WHERE SHE NEEDS TO GO!"
"HOLD UP, IF I GO BACK TO TOONTOWN WILL I GET ARRESTED!"
"Um, well you might, but I'm sure you'll be fine!" The pilot said.
"OH HELL I DON'T WANT TO GO BACK!"
"YOU HAVE TO, YOU HAVE TO, YOU HAVE TO!"
Mortimer ran to put the plane in autopilot before grabbing the pilot and breaking his neck with his arms.
"MORTIMER HOLY SHIT!"
"I'M JUST BEING CHIVALROUS!"
Daisy and Mortimer began to fly the plane out of the country, however Daisy stopped it when she saw her jet sitting on the ground below, not too damaged from the fall.
"Mortimer, can we make a trade in planes?" Daisy asked.
"Sure!"
Daisy and Mortimer hopped on the jet and flew off out of Afghanistan.
"Where are we going?" Asked Daisy.
"I don't know, not ToonTown!"
"Well where do you think we should go, I mean I've just been flying around for the past few months not knowing what the fuck to do about anything!"
"Well we can just get away, maybe we could have a getaway like you and Donald were gonna have in that movie of yours except this one is real and it will be amazing!"
"I could definitely use an escape, I feel like I need to get out of the world, that is how much I need an escape!"
"Well then I'm going to take you on one!"
"And keep me safe, don't let anyone take me!"
"Of course not!"
Daisy was somewhat joking around with this safety thing, but Daisy really did begin to feel a weird sense of security around Mortimer and with nothing else going on that was positive in her life she got the feeling that a getaway with this bitch could be just what she needed.