The Original Ducksekeeter

Chapter 41: Return of the Queen

Daisy couldn't wait to get back to ToonTown, she knew that when she would arrive it would feel as if the entire world was back in her hands. Daisy had beautiful thoughts going through her head. These included ones of Donald and how she would make up for murdering him, ones where she relived Mortimer's beautiful death, and ones where she was in an incredibly high state of power. After flying and thinking of these joyful thoughts for hours she finally could see that she was getting towards her destination. She landed the plane down right next to her house where several people were standing there like it was a memorial service, paying tribute both to Donald and to the, assumed by most people, taken by the Taliban Daisy. Ludwig was also living at the house and woke up screaming when he saw that the jet flew in. "WHAT THE FUCK?!" Ludwig screamed.
Ludwig ran out of the house as everyone surrounding it looked on in shock.
"DAISY DUCK IS BACK!" She screamed as she jumped out of the jet.
Everyone around went batshit fucking crazy at the sight of her. Several people were sobbing and bowed down at her. Others were furious at her arrival because they thought she killed Donald. Ludwig was completely stunned and almost didn't know what to say or think when he saw Daisy.
"Ludwig what are you doing at my house?"
"Um, I moved in," he explained.
"Now what made you do that?"
"I'm related to Donald and he lived in the house and you've been gone for like eight months and why are you so happy you are scaring me!"
"First of all I am moving back on into my house, so you can pack your bags, second of all I have just gone on the greatest journey of self discovery in history!"
"Oh that's great, what happened in it?" Ludwig asked, starting to get somewhat concerned.
"Well first I flew around for two months, then I stayed on a deserted island with Mortimer for six months, and by the end of it I discovered that I am Daisy Duck and therefore I am not running away anymore, I am coming back and I am coming back better than ever before, and I am going to make this studio better than ever before, it is going to be fucking amazing!"
"Oh wow, so wait where is Mortimer now?"
"I chopped him in half and he fell into a volcano that then erupted!"
"I don't know how to respond to that!"
"You can fucking congratulate me bitch!"
"Okay, congratulations!" Ludwig said happily, not wanting to be chopped in half.
"What's wrong Ludwig, are you scared of me?"
"No!"
"BOO!"
"AAAAAHHHHHH!"
Daisy fell over on the floor laughing hysterically.
"Now everyone bow to me!"
Everyone around the dome suddenly bowed down at Daisy as she smiled at all of their faces.
"Aw, thank you all so much!"
"Well I am going to pack my things and go!"
"Okay, now Ludwig I want you to spread the word that I am back!"
"Okay, I'm sure it has already begun!"
"Good, because people need to fucking know, now if you excuse me I am going to get situated back in my beautiful home!"
Ludwig ran off screaming and crying while Daisy happily went back into her home. Daisy was so excited to be back that she decided to sing a full on fucking musical number about how she was back home and how now everything was going to be perfect and how she was perfect, and how she would never forget Donald, she sang that part specifically in the place where she had stabbed him and even licked up the ground to feel his blood and presence. As she sang she began to burn all of Ludwig's things because his lazy ass didn't go back into the house to pack it up and Daisy was not waiting, and she went to the attic and brought all her amazing belongings back on out. Once she was all done getting moved back in, she got in her car and drove down to the studio. Paparazzi was all over the place, it was among the most Daisy had seen her whole fucking career. As she exited her car people were everywhere, flashing pictures, trying to interview her, screaming her name, and through all of it Daisy just headed into the studio with a grin on her face and sunglasses on, knowing she owned the world. Daisy headed right up to Walt's office, where he straight up passed out at her presence and after waking up began smoking a trillion trillion cigars.
"The Queen has returned!"
Walt bowed down, after which Daisy sat in his chair and Walt sat criss cross applesauce on the floor next to her.
"Okay Walt Disney here are the rules, now that I am back this company is mine, you are my slave and I am your master and whatever I say is what goes so everyone better play by that card, if anyone disrespects me than they will be punished, if I don't like someone just because I don't like them then they will be punished, I will also receive presents every single day, I will also get all the marijuana I want, I will get all of the tax money in America and the United Kingdom because I am royalty, and I will also be given more power in this country than the president!"
"Yes mother!"
"Now go fetch me some gold!" Daisy ordered, throwing Walt a pickaxe.
That night Daisy happily darted up to her bedroom and hopped on into bed. She felt so warm and cozy being back in her own bed for the first time in months. Even though in the moment being in the treehouse with Mortimer felt nice, in hindsight the whole thing was just stupid and she really should have just been home where she belonged. Suddenly it was as if that bed up in the treehouse was cold and gross, especially when she thought about who she was sharing it with. But this bed felt safe. Daisy shut her eyes and grinned as she prepared to drift off to sleep. But after closing her eyes for a second she suddenly thought she heard noises around. She looked around, wondering what all the little noises near here were. After a while she just came to the conclusion that it was nothing and that the house was just settling, but Daisy did begin to feel like there was a good feeling that went along with these noises. She closed her eyes again for a few more seconds, but as they were shut she began to feel someone's presence nearby. She excitedly opened her eyes and saw Donald standing at the edge of the bed.
"Baby we are home now," Daisy said happily.
Donald climbed up into bed with her and cozied into the covers.
"It's about time you returned, for a while I thought you would never leave that disgusting mouse!"
"Neither did I, I actually convinced myself that I was having a great time with him and I was in love with him and shit like that, it makes me want to throw up!"
"Well thankfully he is gone now, and he is gone for good!"
"I know, I am thrilled by that, in fact I am thrilled by everything, everything is just so amazing now, I feel as if have the entire world under my control, I mean I pretty much do have the entire world under my control, and the best part is that now I am truly back with you my love!"
"That is the best part, I feel so close to you now that you have let me back in, I know it wasn't too much of a hardship to fall back in love with me, was it?"
"Oh course not Mr. Donald Duck, in fact it is the easiest thing I have ever done, it's like the second you came back to me while I was sitting on that horrible island I just knew that I was going to get you back in my life!"
"And you sure did, and I am here to stay with you forever!"
"Donald, now that we are finally alone again I suppose we should talk a little bit about the incident, you know, our little fight that ended with you dying!"
"Oh yes, well we can discuss it!"
"Well you know that I didn't mean to do that to you, you know I would never want to deliberately hurt you, I feel closer to you than I feel to anyone, I love you more than anything on this planet, outside of fame maybe but you two are at least almost tied!"
"I know that Daisy, of course you wouldn't want to hurt me that would be crazy talk, we are so in love with each other it's not even funny, and I also think that that statement you said is the truth, I think I truly am up there with fame in terms of being the things most important to your beautiful soul!"
"Donald, you seem to know just what to say to make my heart flutter with happiness!"
"Of course I know what to say, I know you better than anybody, that's why it's okay that you killed me, it is an honor to be killed by you, everyone who has been killed by you probably feels honored I bet, like Ludwig and Mortimer..."
"AND MICKEY AND MINNIE!"
"Yes, I bet they were honored!"
"Well of course they were honored, they had nothing else truly important in their lives, we were the best things that ever happened to them, ruining and ending their stupid lives!"
"But it feels good to be killed by you, being killed by you makes you feel so special, and of course it makes you feel special, you are Daisy Duck, you are the most special creature in this universe and if you are killed by you then that is a true honor and privilege that means you have been thought of by her!"
"You took the words right out of my mouth, that is exactly what I was thinking!"
"Although it isn't just being killed by you that is an honor, any form of notice by you is a tribute to someone!"
"But not everyone deserves it, not all of the people in ToonTown deserve it, I don't even think anyone at the studio deserves it, I mean Walt surely doesn't deserve it!"
"Well you will just have to deal with those people, and keep spending time around those you love like me!"
"Yes, that is what I will do, I cannot wait to see what the future holds, I never thought I could feel like I was this on top of the world, I mean when we first became famous it was kind of like this, and it was an amazing feeling then, but today it has gone to an entire new level, and it is a level that I am completely in love with!"
"So what are you going to do about it?!"
"I am going to keep it going, I am going to run this world like a God, in fact I would say that I am the second most powerful being in this world right after God!"
"I look forward to seeing that!"
"You will see it, won't you Donald?!"
"Of course I will Daisy, I see everything, I am here and I will always be here, I will give you guidance, I will give you strength, and most importantly I will run this fucking studio because it is a part of me as well, it is a part of my soul and after my soul was stabbed out of my body I think that it now hovers over the studio, I mean it had been hovering over you while you were on that island but now it will be here more directly with you, and that is going to start tonight!"
Donald crawled up into bed and rubbed all over Daisy's body.
"Goodnight love!" Donald said.
"Goodnight Donald Duck!"
That night Daisy had the most wonderful dreams, and throughout the night, even when fast asleep, she could feel the presence of Donald around her.
The next day when Daisy arrived at the studio everyone was there to throw her a welcome home party that she acted like was a surprise but really she had had the entire thing planned out for her by Walt. Although to be fair Walt probably would have thrown a welcome home party for Daisy whether she suggested it or not. For the party, Walt had people in ToonTown and also from many other parts of the world design artwork in honor of Daisy, which he then hung up around the studio. Daisy was flattered by some of these pieces, but she also hated some others and forced Walt to take them down if they were not up to her standard. Walt also hired as many highly professional chefs as he could to make food for this event, but again some of this was not good enough for Daisy.
"Walt, the people who are doing this must not truly love me, so you better not give them any money or anything like that, understand?!"
"Yes ma'am!"
"Good, now get the fuck away from me so I can enjoy this party!"
The party was a beautiful time for Daisy. She got to dance alongside everyone at the studio and feel all important because she knew that all of this was for her, and knowing that something is for you always makes it feel all the more better. Towards the end of the party, similar to Daisy's surprise party from a while back, many people at the studio had to go up on a podium and talk, for a minimum of ten minutes each, about how happy they were to have Daisy back with them. After every single person would talk about her, Daisy would feel all good inside, with the exception of one. Scrooge McDuck came onto the podium and began talking and it did not go quite the way Daisy wanted it to.
"So I have been asked to come up here and say a few things about Daisy Duck and talk about how amazing she is and all of that, but I just don't think I can do it, the truth is that all of that is just complete bullshit, Daisy is not amazing, she is a fucking loser who killed my nephew and ran away like a pussy and for some fucking reason she has come back here and a lot of you must be scared or intimidated by her or something because now you treating her like she is a great duck that isn't a fucking murderer..."
"HOW DARE YOU SPEAK TO ME THAT WAY AT MY WELCOME HOME PARTY!" Daisy yelled at Scrooge, before turning to Walt, "SHOOT HIM!"
"What?!" Walt said, all shocked.
"I DID NOT FUCKING STUTTER, GO ON WE DON'T HAVE ALL DAY!"
Walt lifted Scrooge off of the stage as Scrooge began screaming and talking about how he would give Walt a lot of money if he let him go. But Walt didn't listen to what Scrooge had to say, only Daisy, so he took him into a corner and shot him in the head with a pistol before everyone continued the party and all of the speeches as normal. Once they were all done that is when Daisy headed up on stage to give a speech of her own.
"Hello, first of all I just want to say thank you all for coming to my welcome home party, I didn't really realize I would be having it today but it was such an amazing surprise and honor, and I feel that I have to give a speech to show my gratitude to both this company and just to the world in general, so eight months ago there was a very unfortunate incident involving me and Donald, an incident that many seem to have some mixed feelings on," Daisy nodded over to Scrooge's corpse, which still had blood pouring out of the head, "and I have mixed feelings on it too, and I had to escape to understand myself better, and now I absolutely think that I do, and so after today and seeing all of your happy, smiling faces, I know that we have truly entered a new and exciting time in my life and career and I just want to say that I am ready to go through it with all of you and you all need to prepare yourself to go through it with me!"
Everyone at the party felt concerned and also wanted to laugh but they knew that would get them into trouble because Daisy was being dead ass serious.
"Well everyone, thank you all for coming, I am Daisy Duck and don't you forget it, but let's be real nobody in the fucking world could forget that, now anyway, I also wanted to say a few more things that don't really have much to do with this beautiful party and instead have to do with this company, over the next few days and also maybe even months I will be working to reestablish myself back here so that I feel comfortable being the leader of Disney that the world deserves to have, so it would be greatly appreciated if you all give me the patience and respect that I need to make this possible, if you do that for me then there will be no problems whatsoever, but if you don't do that for me then listen to me closely I will mess you up because that means we will have a problem so let's no go there, thank you so much, and remember to give Donald your respects!"
Over the next few days Daisy did stay true to her word because she made sure to begin focusing on getting herself back into the studio. She made sure that Walt knew he was no longer the leader of the company. Daisy had been planning on killing Walt, as was the original plan when her, Donald, and Ludwig brought him back. But she had grown to like having him around as he was the one who truly loved her the most out of anyone on the planet and he was the one who treated her the most like she was royalty which is what Daisy felt she deserved. However even though Walt got to stay there really wasn't much he could do because Daisy essentially just gave him the job of being a cheerleader. Although to be fair Daisy did also have Walt do some favors for her, like killing people on the streets of ToonTown who were against her, similar to what he did with Scrooge. Daisy also decided that now that the studio was one hundred it would be about time to begin changing some things up. She decided that there would have to be new content every thirty minutes, whether that be with movies or tv shows or music or anything else with the Disney brand on it so that no matter what people would not be able to go anywhere without seeing it. Daisy, and posthumously Donald, would have their names on all of this and own all of the rights, unless it started becoming unsuccessful then Walt would have it. Daisy also decided that for this new era of the studio she would have everyone start fresh so she decided to get rid of Ducksekeeters Forever by burning all of the footage. She also forced Walt to watch all of the footage get burnt away because she knew how much he wanted it to come out and she enjoyed torturing him because it made her feel stronger. Daisy was falling absolutely in love with how the studio was going now. There was such a strong feeling of power that could be felt that Daisy sensed and it made her want to scream with pleasure. She would find herself running around the hallways of her house, screaming about how happy she was, screaming about her love for Donald, screaming about how much her life had turned around from the bad times in her past. People at the studio were not quite as thrilled with all of these crazy changes to the studio though. While when Walt was in charge for the last eight months it did cause the company to go into some major issues in that there wasn't a lot of new content coming out because Walt pretty much forgot how to run a company after dying, and also Walt can just be painful to listen to because he is so fucking insane, at least it didn't feel this overwhelming. Everyone at the studio felt like Daisy was taking things too far, but nobody was allowed to say that to her because then she would get defensive and want to murder you, so it was best to just keep it to yourself. People were shocked by this, as it's not like this was some new leader, it was Daisy, who had been in the studio since pretty much the beginning. But things were changing and they were changing fast and everyone was just going to have to keep up with her, especially since sometimes it felt like their lives depended on it. The studio was also just a very confusing place to work, because all of the content would only be things that Daisy would approve on but she didn't actually want to work on anything herself but she also wouldn't let people work without her permission and then a lot of confusion would happen and she would just force the people to rush out the final product, similar to how the filming of Ducksekeeters Forever was going. This content would not always get the best responses from the public, but Daisy was still getting paid and she still had the ownership of the biggest company in the world and to her that is all that really mattered in the end. And she was making a ton of money. Something that hit her was that this was the year that her and Donald originally went back in time to kill the mice and if Daisy recalled correctly she was actually making around double what the two of them were. Daisy wasn't incredibly shocked by this, as she felt the company was just better overall compared to how it was with the mice. Meanwhile, Ludwig began thinking a lot about how things would have went if he had just never brought up the going back in time idea in the first place.
"DONALD I FEEL SO GOOD!" Daisy screamed in bed one night, a night that marked two months since she got back from Pineapple Island.
Daisy couldn't hear a response from Donald or see him, but she could feel his presence so she knew he was close.
"Donald I can feel you, I love you!"
Daisy shut her eyes with thoughts of Donald Duck and things that could be good for the company, and then she had a dream where she was saw a large group of people crowded around and Daisy had to go see what everyone was looking at and when she looked to see she saw Donald sitting in a cardboard box with a sign on it saying "I will soon truly forgive Daisy". When Daisy woke up she immediately interpreted this as Donald giving her a sign that she needs to give him a funeral and that it would also be great because of how much positive attention it would give her.
"Listen Ludwig I want you to tell everyone around here that I am having a funeral for my beautiful duckling Donald!"
"Oh that is a great idea!" Ludwig said, terrified.
"I agree, that is why I came up with the idea, well that and I also felt a calling from Donald in my dream last night..."
"Well that can happen!"
"...and I just think it would be a perfect thing to do, it would show the world how much I love Donald, even though some people still believe that I murdered him, and he deserves to be properly buried I mean it has been ten months since he died and his corpse is just lying around in a hospital or lab or something somewhere so there needs to be a greater sense of closure, for me, for you, for the people, and it would be a great thing for the press, we could also televise the entire funeral, I think this would just be a phenomenal idea and it is an idea we are fucking doing, so set it up!"
"Okay... I will... love you..."
"Ludwig stop being weird and fucking get the funeral prepared!"
"OKAY!"
Ludwig then went up to Walt afterwards to tell him about Daisy's idea.
"But didn't he die like a million years ago?!"
"Well it isn't necessarily uncommon for the funeral to be a while after the death!" Walt stated, "wait a second, how long after my death did you have a funeral!"
"Um... well... we had to get you in the freezer real quick so there wasn't much of a funeral," explained Ludwig, "and don't change the subject, this is about Donald's funeral, and I am just concerned because everyone and their fucking mom knows that Daisy killed Donald and now we are going to have some big televised event where she acts all sad over his death!"
"Well this is my monarch we are talking about, so I'm in for whatever she wants!"
"You are no fucking help!"
"You are a faggot!"
Speaking of monarchs, Daisy decided to have the funeral at Westminster Abbey, the same place her and Daffy had their shitty wedding (Daisy also used this funeral to make up for that) and set up cameras everywhere so everyone could get the full experience. Daisy made sure that the funeral was open casket and even had a casket cam so that everyone watching on tv could look at Donald's corpse that had been rotting for almost an entire year at that point. But Daisy wanted everyone to actually see Donald one last time and it made her feel closer to her anyway. She had hundreds of musicians from around the world to perform at the funeral, and there was also a huge crowd of people, both inside and outside, many of whom sobbed profusely throughout the event, something Daisy was very thankful for because it made it all seem so important and she didn't even have to pay them to do that. There were a large number of people however who were mad at Daisy, like how Ludwig had predicted, as they felt she murdered Donald and that this was all wrong. However, Daisy refused to let anything like this affect her, so she decided to give a speech at the funeral to help show the world just how much she missed Donald.
"Donald I just want to say a few words, I miss you, I love you, you were the most special thing in my life and I'm sure many others felt similarly as well, and I will make sure to keep your legacy going and I will make sure to continue doing what I was born to do, which is to not hold anything back and fight for what I deserve!"
Daisy then left the stage, kissed Donald's corpse on the lips to the shock of everyone watching, and smiled as she thought about how much she loved Donald and her life.