The Original Ducksekeeter

Chapter 3: Judgement Day

The next few days in court sucked. As it went on and on, Donald and Daisy were beginning to realize that it was not going well for them. However, they still held out hope that they could kill Mickey and Minnie and somehow get away with it. Daisy would still give Donald daily reminders about how retarded it was that he told Goofy about the plan. This would then be followed by Donald and Daisy coming up with ideas on how they could possibly get away with finishing the mice.
"I have an idea," Daisy began excitedly, "maybe we could blame it on Goofy, he's the one who revealed our plan after all, we could say that he brought up us killing Mickey and Minnie to distract people when he really does it, but really we actually did it!"
"He did throw Minnie into the fire," Donald mentioned, "but if Goofy doesn't get convicted he will commit the murder of the century on us!"
"Fine, we can try to think of something else!" Daisy said.
But after going through many murder plots they could not think of a single one that would not circle back to people thinking they did it.
The next day in court Mickey and Minnie came in crying.
"Oh for fucks sake," Daisy whispered.
"I'm sorr..." Mickey kept sobbing, "Pluto is dead!"
"Lucky," said Eeyore the Suicidal Whore.
"Oh my goodness, what happened?!" Judge Ariel screamed.
"Me and Mickey were out at the theater," but really it was the club, "and when we came back we found Pluto dead at our doorstep with like a trillion stab wounds!" Minnie fell to the floor crying like a drama queen.
Donald and Daisy rolled their eyes.
"YOU TWO DID IT, I JUST KNOW IT!" Minnie screamed, pointing at the ducks.
"Why didn't you do it to me too?" Eeyore the Suicidal Whore asked.
"We didn't do it to anyone!" Donald yelled.
"Bitch I bet you Pluto isn't even really dead," Daisy began laughing, "y'all are just playing to get sympathy!"
"I knew you'd say that cunt," Mickey grabbed a bag, "so I brought this!"
Mickey pulled out Pluto's dead corpse that had a bunch of stab wounds in it. Minnie fell on the floor again with sobs.
"OH IT IS JUST TOO HORRIBLE!" She screamed, pulling out a Bible.
"Y'all seriously killed your dog just so it would look like we did it!" Donald yelled.
"We would never kill our dog, I've had Pluto since I was a baby and he's my best pal," Mickey began to cry, "in the whole worl..."
Mickey fell on the floor just like Minnie.
"Oh this is so sad," Judge Ariel said, wiping away a tear.
"Are you for real?" Donald asked judge Ariel.
"What, this is very devastating!" Judge Ariel replied, "I'm happy to postpone this session in honor of your fallen soldier!"
"Their fallen soldier is fine, we are not postponing shit!" Daisy screamed.
"EASY FOR YOU TO SAY, YOU MURDERER!" Minnie cried, stomping her feet.
"Don't say stuff like that," Donald whispered over to Daisy.
"Why?!"
"They'll think we did it," Donald began to think, "did you..."
"No, but I'm starting to wish that I did!"
"Can y'all do me?" Eeyore the Suicidal Whore asked politely.
"Fuck off," Donald and Daisy whispered over.
After a couple of hours of debating on whether or not to postpone the court session, it was finally decided that they would continue, mostly because Judge Ariel was in fear (and Eeyore the Suicidal Whore was getting excited) of getting murdered by Daisy. Also because Minnie was really the only one arguing since Mickey was too busy staring at Elastigirl's thick ass.
Donald was called to the stand first.
"Now since we have gotten news about the murder of Pluto, I guess we should talk about your involvement in it," Judge Ariel began.
"Well I have no involvement in Pluto's death..."
"MURDER!" Minnie screamed.
"Don't speak out of turn Minnie," Judge Ariel scolded.
"Sorry I just don't think that was the proper terminology," know it all Minnie said.
"You're good," Judge Ariel smiled.
"Is she," Daisy whispered, with Minnie giving her a glare.
"As I was saying, I don't have any involvement in Pluto's murder, and neither does Daisy!"
"Permission to come aboard," Mickey called out.
"Bitch what?" Daisy asked.
"I would like to make an argument with Donald," Mickey smiled.
"Well I'm speaking so..."
"Yes, what would you like to say?" Judge Ariel interrupted Donald.
"Yes well Donald I just don't buy the fact that you and Daisy had nothing to do with..." Mickey began crying again, "me and Minnie's beloved dog's murder!"
"Well believe or not but we didn't kill your dog," Donald said, "and why would we have reason to?"
"Yeah it's you we would prefer," Daisy whispered, but no one heard except for Eeyore the Suicidal Whore who asked if she preferred him.
"Well I do find it a little sus," Daisy burst out laughing, "that you two were planning on murdering me and Minnie and now all of the sudden we come home and Pluto is looking like Sharon Tate!"
"Well I understand why you'd find it suspicious but me and Daisy really never did it," Donald smiled.
"Hmm!" Minnie said loudly.
"Is there a problem Minnie?" Judge Ariel asked.
"Well it's just that I have just felt a sign from God that Donald is not telling the truth," Minnie said with an angry expression.
"And what did he say?" Judge Ariel asked.
"Well God told me last night that he would send a breeze every time someone in court lied, and it just started feeling like Antarctica in here after Donald said that," Minnie explained.
"Then put on a sweater bitch," Daisy called over.
"Listen Daisy as much as I would like to argue with you I just don't feel up to it today, I am very sad!" Minnie began to fake cry again.
"Oh Minnie, it's okay!" Judge Ariel called out.
"Yes she is okay, now can Donald please keep talking without any interruptions?!" Daisy yelled over.
"Fine Donald you may keep talking," said Ariel.
But suddenly everyone in the room fell on the floor because Elastigirl stood up.
"May you explain to us all where you two were last night," said Elastigirl.
"Daisy and I..." Donald almost moaned, "Daisy and I were at home last night, we never left!"
"And the paparazzi is always taking photos of us so there!" Daisy added, practically having an orgasm looking at Elastithick's behind.
"Well I did notice that you and Donald were out last night for a moment, because you were photographed at the gas station!" Elastigirl said, pulling out a picture of Donald and Daisy making out and smoking at the gas pump.
Donald and Daisy had forgotten that they left their house to get gas and cigarettes after their nightly murder conversation.
"And this photo was taken at 3:10 this morning and they found Pluto butchered at 3:15, it was also a gas station that was right next to Mickey and Minnie's house!" Elastigirl said all sexy like.
"That doesn't prove anything!" Daisy orgasmed.
"Yes it does," Elastigirl said, putting her hand on her hip.
"Maybe it does," Donald looked up from her hip, "I mean no it doesn't!"
Daisy quickly got on her phone and looked up paparazzi photos of her and Donald.
"Haha, well in this picture from 3:11 Donald and I are seen leaving, in the opposite direction of Mickey and Minnie's house!"
"How do you know what direction their house is unless you've been there?" Elastigirl asked.
"Because we have been there a million times for their retard brunches!"
"How do you know that isn't our real house!" Minnie desperately called out.
"Oh shut up," said Daisy.
Mickey and Minnie both began to look scared and Daisy and Donald smiled at one another.
"Well why were you smoking at the gas station, that is very dangerous, there could have been a Pearl Harbor situation," Mickey quickly said, trying to change the subject.
"Well how were y'all at the theater at three in the morning?" Daisy asked, "see I can change the subject too!"
"We were at a reading of War and Peace, they read the whole thing!" Minnie tried.
"Well I just looked that up and they don't do that anywhere!" Donald said happily.
"I'M PRETTY SURE THAT PHONES AREN'T ALLOWED IN COURT!" Minnie screamed.
"Girl be quiet!" Donald yelled.
"ORDER IN THIS COURT PLACE!" Judge Ariel cried out.
"I think there is order, because these two fuckers are getting called out!" Daisy said happily.
"Let's get someone new to the stand, I think that's a good idea!" Judge Ariel called out.
"What's the point everyone is gonna still yell at each other!" Donald argued.
"Y'ALL I'M TRYING!" Judge Ariel screamed in agony.
Mickey was sent up to the stand next because fuck everyone.
"So Mickey it seems that Donald and Daisy have made some arguments to your lawyer's claim!" Judge Ariel said.
"WELL NO SHIT!" Minnie screamed.
"Yes well Donald and Daisy have made a good point," Mickey began, "but I still think that it could be possible, after all they may have taken a wrong turn!"
"THAT'S TRUE THEY COULD HAVE JUST TAKEN A WRONG TURN!" Minnie said jumping up and down like she won the lottery.
"I guess that's true," Judge Ariel considered.
"It is," Elastigirl said, all yummy.
"IT IS ABSOLUTELY NOT!" Donald and Daisy yelled.
"Let's face it, anything is possible," Elastigirl said, thrusting.
"Yes it is!" Daisy squealed looking at Elastigirl.
"NO, NOTHING IS POSSIBLE YOU SLUT!" Donald screamed at Elastigirl.
Judge Ariel, Mickey and Minnie, the jury, and Daisy all stood up at the same time and started yelling at Donald due to what he called Elastigirl.
"Well I've never!" Elastigirl began fake crying and bent over to pretend sob much to everyone's pleasure.
"Donald I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to leave," said Judge Ariel.
"Me too!" Screamed Daisy.
"Seriously, that's where you draw the line?" Donald said, rolling his eyes.
"Well I think he should stay," said Minnie, "me and the lord believe in second chances!"
Daisy flipped Minnie off but no one noticed.
"That's so sweet Minnie," said Judge Ariel, "alright I think we should take five and when we come back Daisy will go to the stand!"
"Oh shit," Donald said accidentally, with Daisy looking over terrifyingly.
Donald, Daisy, and Eeyore the Suicidal Whore were sitting outside the courtroom discussing what Daisy was going to say at the stand.
"Look we really fucked them up for a second, if we keep this up we could actually win this thing!" Daisy stated.
"Just don't freak out while you're up there and we'll do great," said Donald.
"I'M NOT GOING TO FREAK OUT!" Daisy screamed.
"Well okay, oh and if you notice that Mickey and Minnie are worried make sure you don't let that fear go away," Donald explained.
"Trust me Donald I'm going to be on fire out there!" Daisy said all happy.
"Can you light me on fire?" Eeyore the Suicidal Whore asked, but Donald and Daisy ignored.
"We need to decide what we're going to say," Donald stated.
"I'll say that Mickey and Minnie were caught lying about us killing Pluto, I'll mention the ball from my point of view, and I'll make sure that Mickey and Minnie leave this building crying in fear!" Daisy explained.
"You also have to accept what Mickey and Minnie say to you and not fight back, and maybe if you don't make a big deal about it that pick me Judge Ariel will notice the shit they say and not automatically get mad at us, and also you can't be tempted by Elastigirl!"
"But she's so HOT!" Daisy cummed.
"Deal with it, oh and also you can't freak out like the last time you were on the stand!"
The last time and only previous time Daisy was on the stand was the second day of the trial and after one thing led to another Daisy brutally attacked Mickey, Minnie, and Judge Ariel. The cops had to pull them apart, and Daisy wound up spending the night in court. She was banned from going up to the stand for the next two weeks but now they've gone by.
"I'll be perfect," said Daisy.
Twenty second later Donald, Daisy, and Eeyore the Suicidal Whore were brought into the courtroom.
"Daisy get up here," called out Judge Ariel.
Many guards were suddenly brought into the room.
"Don't you think that's a little over the top?" Asked Daisy.
"We're just being cautious," Judge Ariel said sweetly.
"Yeah I just thought we were past this phase," Daisy said also sweetly.
"Just go up there," Minnie whispered assertively.
Daisy clenched her fists at Minnie but forced herself not to say anything. Daisy walked up when a book was shoved in her face.
"I swear to Mother Mary to say the truth, the truth, and the entire truth," said Daisy, slapping the book and accidentally dropping it onto the floor.
"Oh fuck," Donald whispered.
"I wish she dropped that on my head," said Eeyore the Suicidal Whore.
"So Daisy, I guess you and Donald don't agree with the allegations about murdering Pluto," Judge Ariel began.
"You'd guess right your honor and I think that it is pretty strange that some people still think Donald and I committed the crime when Mickey and Minnie had panic attacks when we proved them wrong, they are clearly lying," Daisy said smiling.
"Mickey, Minnie, how do you respond to this?" Judge Ariel asked.
"Well Daisy should realize that if we look worried it is just because me and Mickey are worried about the fact that Pluto's killers are getting away with it!" Mickey stated.
"Well I disagree with that statement Mickey, I know you killed Pluto and are blaming it on us despite a great amount of evidence that goes against your claim!" Daisy said, trying not to burst out laughing at Minnie's dumb ass scared face.
"Mickey what do we do?!" Minnie whispered over.
"Don't worry princess, Mickey will figure out everything," Mickey said, kissing her nose.
"You better you motherfucker!"
"Minnie, what do you have to say about that?" Daisy asked.
"Well I just can't believe you think that you can get away with murdering Pluto!" Minnie cried.
"I'd say the same to you," Daisy giggled.
"Are you calling my friends liars Daisy?" Elastigirl asked, standing up, "and look at me in the eyes, don't turn around!"
Daisy reluctantly faced Elastigirl and tried not to look at her bod, "as a matter of fact I am!"
"Elastigirl please sit down, I'll be asking the questions," Judge Ariel said happily, "so Daisy do you think that Mickey and Minnie are responsible for Pluto's death?"
"Yes I do your honor!" said Daisy, "and I think that they have been lying about more than just that."
Minnie's face folded up like origami.
"Could you give an example please?" asked Judge Ariel.
"Well I didn't bring a list, but a good starter would be the ball!"
"BITCH YOU..."
"Minnie sit down!" Judge Ariel yelled, "go on Daisy."
"Thank you, well first of all Minnie claims that Donald and I ruined that whole thing which I don't think is true, her ball was a mess from the start, and to be honest I still don't really have any idea why they're suing us in the first place, all I did was win the best outfit of the ball prize that Minnie has rigged!"
"You cheated and you weren't even supposed to be up there anyway!" Minnie called out, "and you were also high as a kite which is illegal and stuff!"
"Well it wasn't my fault that everyone in that room went all crazy, they were pissed at you two!"
"Because you started an uprising!" Yelled Mickey.
"That's the dumbest shit I've ever heard all day," Daisy laughed.
"And all of this happened by you LYING and going up dressed as Doanld!" Mickey screamed.
"Well if I remember the quote on quote uprising started when Minnie punched me in the face, that's when everyone in the crowd began fighting!"
"Well you make a good point Daisy," Judge Ariel stated.
"Yes I do!"
Donald and Daisy winked at each other as the jury began to talk to each other.
"They're on our side!" Donald whispered over to Eeyore the Suicidal Whore.
"I just wanna drink bleach and die," mumbled Eeyore the Suicidal Whore.
Judge Ariel continued, "Listen the ball was a sad night for everyone but I do think Mickey and Minnie needed to calm down a bit."
"I THINK THAT DAISY SHOT GOOFY'S FOOT WHICH MADE HIM THROW ME INTO THE FIRE SO IT'S HER FAULT!" Minnie screamed.
"Nice try," laughed Daisy.
"Well how am I supposed to know what you're capable of?"
"Do you know how ridiculous you sound?"
"Well to be fair, you have been accused of trying to murder me and my princess," Mickey mentioned.
"Please if I tried to murder you I wouldn't have Goofy do it for me!" Daisy screamed.
The jury began to look angry and security became alert.
"Oh shit," Donald said loudly.
"I mean..." Daisy stuttered, "I mean I wouldn't kill you two at all!"
"Daisy I think it's about time we get somebody else up to the stand," Judge Ariel threw out.
"No, look I was just joking, I'm not trying to kill anyone, Donald and I would never even dream of that!"
"Daisy, you can get off the stand now."
"No, I don't want people to think I am messed up, I really am normal, Donald and I really are normal and we are not trying to kill anyone even if Mickey and Minnie deserve it, which they don't, ha ha ha!"
"I'M SCARED MICKEY I THINK SHE'S GOING TO KILL US!" Minnie screamed, but Daisy could see her smiling slightly.
"You're not scared of me fucke... I mean stop trying to make me look bad cause I really am a saint!"
"Daisy just get over here!" Donald stammered out.
"NO I AM WINNING THIS CASE!" Daisy yelled.
"Daisy, I really think you should sit down," Elastigirl said, standing up.
"Well I just want to say a few more things before I leave!"
"I think you've said enough!" Elastigirl said, suddenly falling over and "accidentally" ripping her pants where she was conveniently not wearing underwear.
Everyone in the room began to moan.
"I'm so sorry, clumsy me!" Elastigirl sat back up, and everyone audibly cummed when they realized that her tit had come out of her shirt, "OOPS MY BOOB!"
"I know what you're trying to do and it is only working a little bit!" Daisy screamed.
"Well at least I'm helping, your lawyer hasn't done jack shit this whole case!"
"That's true, let's hear from Donald and Daisy's lawyer since they need a lot of help at this moment!" Judge Ariel suggested.
"Oh fuck, promise me you won't say anything depressing!" Donald pleaded to Eeyore the Suicidal Whore.
"My mom promised me she would be back, but she never returned aside from her severed head," said Eeyore the Suicidal Whore.
Eeyore the Suicidal Whore stood up.
"Now do you think that Donald and Daisy are at all responsible for what happened at the ball?" Judge Ariel asked.
"Well I think that if they are responsible they should be glad, I haven't seen such a lovely display of bodies in my lifetime," Eeyore the Suicidal Whore said glumly.
"OKAY BUT BITCH WE AREN'T RESPONSIBLE!" Daisy screamed.
"Then who is because I want to marry them and have a double suicide with them."
"Okay now do you think that the rumors that Donald and Daisy are trying to kill Mickey and Minnie are true?" Judge Ariel then asked.
"Well I have overheard them talking about this but I can assure you that murder is really not a big deal, and some of the ways they are planning to take Mickey and Minnie out are delicious, I am so very jealous and I keep praying that they'll include me in it!"
"In what exactly?" Elastigirl asked.
Donald was basically hiding under a desk, and Daisy was biting her lip so hard blood was flooding down.
"All of the plans, however the one about Mickey and Minnie getting scraped to death with a cheese grinder is one I would love to experience!"
The whole courtroom gasped.
"He's lying!" Daisy yelled, trembling while standing up, "come on, you all can't possibly believe him, his idea of a fun vacation is a trip to Jonestown!"
"Well that concludes today's session, after this weekend will be the last one and we'll get to a verdict!"
Mickey and Minnie both hugged.
"YOU FUCKERS!" Daisy charged up to Mickey and Minnie, however guards pulled her away.
"Face it, you two will never get away with killing us!" Mickey screamed.
Donald and Daisy spent the next hour being questioned about their intentions to kill Mickey and Minnie before they were eventually let out.
"That was so not fucking fair bringing Eeyore the Suicidal Whore, he messed it all up!" Daisy yelled while driving her and Donald home.
"Yeah it was definitely just him," said Donald.
"What's that supposed to mean?!" Daisy yelled.
"You had one job!"
"Bitch I did that job!"
"Up until you told everyone how you wanted to kill the mice!"
"Eeyore the Suicidal Whore, Elastigirl, and the mice fucked it up!"
"After what you said!"
"It was just a mistake!"
"A mistake that will make us lose the lawsuit!"
"There could still be time!"
"There is no more time, face it Daisy we have lost the trial, we get the verdict on Monday!"
"We could threaten to murder the jury if they don't let us win!" Daisy suggested.
"Oh my fucking Christ, why do you keep thinking that murdering people will solve all your problems, that thinking is partially why we're here in the fucking first place!"
"I'm sorry that I want people I hate to suffer Donald, it makes me very happy and to be fair it seems to make you as well!"
"You should be sorry and it does not make me that happy!"
"Bitch you came up with just as many murder plots as I did!"
Donald rolled his eyes.
"Look at least I'm honest, you keep acting like you haven't done anything wrong, and by the fucking way if you hadn't told Goofy about he goddamn murder plans we actually could have gotten away with it, so before you go pointing your finger at me how about you think about that!"
"Daisy, he promised me he wouldn't tell!"
"HE'S A FUCKING HEROIN ADDICT, WHO BELIEVES THAT A FUCKING HEROIN ADDICT WILL KEEP THEIR PROMISE, THEY WILL FORGET WHAT THEY EVEN PROMISED IN A SPAN OF TWO DAMN MILLISECONDS!"
"Stop yelling," Donald said calmly.
"STOP THAT!"
"What?!"
"Don't say 'stop that' all innocent like so when you compare that to my voice it sounds much calmer just to make me look bad!"
"Well you do yell loudly Daisy and we are driving and I just want us to be safe!"
"And I just want you to shut the fuck up and let me bitch about what I wanna bitch about!"
"Daisy I let you bitch all of the time!"
"Yeah, until it gets too damn real!"
"Nothing we're even saying is real, both of us keep living in this fantasy world where we think we can just murder Mickey and Minnie and get away with it, when instead we are living in a world where we are gonna go broke and become depressed meanwhile Mickey and Minnie are living our dreams!"
"Fine, I'll just wake up then and deal with it!"
Donald and Daisy pulled into the driveway and walked into their house.
"You know what, I'm actually tired of bitching so I'm just not gonna even talk!" Daisy yelled.
That lasted for 20 seconds.
"IT IS NOT FUCKING FAIR, IT IS NOT FUCKING FAIR, I WANT THEM DEAD!"
"So not talking is thrown out the window!"
"Get out of my sight, I don't want to look at you ever again!" Daisy said to Donald.
"Don't be such a drama queen!"
"I mean it, now I'm going to bed and you're sleeping on the couch!"
"If anyone is sleeping on the couch it's you, you're the one who fucked it up in court today!"
"You're sleeping on the couch you fucking retard and that is final, besides it should be a good preview for what's to come since we're not gonna be able to sleep in bed anymore, because you know we're fucking broke!"
"Well I'll reserve a pig pen for you when that time comes!"
Daisy grabbed a lamp and threw it at Donald's head.
"THAT WAS EXPENSIVE!" Donald screamed.
"Again we might as well get used to it, we won't have any nice things after Monday!"
Daisy ran all around, knocking things onto the ground and breaking them.
"I'm getting food!" Donald yelled, walking into the kitchen.
"Here let me fix you something!"
Daisy chased Donald into the kitchen and began to throw plates onto the floor.
"Stop!"
"What, sorry, can't hear you, I'm breaking shit!"
"STOP!"
Donald grabbed a plate and hit Daisy across the face with it. Daisy jumped onto Donald and began biting his cheek until blood flooded into her mouth and she began to choke on it.
"I'M NOT DONE YET, SIT HERE WHILE THE HOUSEWIFE CLEANS UP!" Daisy screamed into Donald's ear so loud that he went partially deaf.
Daisy grabbed a crowbar (which she always just seems to have around) and continued to destroy things all around the house until practically everything downstairs was destroyed.
"Upstairs needs to get cleaned up too!" Daisy hollered.
Daisy continued to break things upstairs until she went into her bedroom and lied down where she quickly drifted off to sleep.
The next morning when Daisy woke up it seemed as if a bomb had gone off. Daisy went downstairs where Donald was sitting on a singular cushion that used to be on the now destroyed couch, drinking scotch straight from the bottle.
"Doesn't that burn?" Daisy asked.
"It does and I love it!" Donald coughed, "how did you sleep?"
"Well, what about you?"
"Not well, because I slept on two cushions."
"That couldn't have been too bad, two cushions is still essentially a couch."
"Sure, anyway I got a call from Huey, Dewey, and Louie and it's Scrooge McFucking Rich's birthday tomorrow so we have to have a party for him!"
"Are we having it here?"
Donald looked around.
"No, I don't think so."
"Well I can't wait to spend a party with your rich uncle while I lose my lawsuit!"
"We can buy him a cheap present," suggested Donald.
"We aren't buying him any present, he is almost as spoiled as the mice!"
"He'll kill us if we don't!"
"He's old and I can take him down, and killing him will only hurt our image a little bit more!" Daisy laughed.
Donald got up and grabbed a broom.
"Should we clean this mess up?" Donald asked.
"No, I think this mess is here to stay!"
Daisy smiled and took a large sip from the scotch bottle before going back upstairs.