The Original Ducksekeeter

Chapter 11: Don't Be Racist

"Why are you all acting so surprised I mean we did do a terrible job!" Mortimer screamed.
The ducks were all in a big argument about how helping Snow White went.
"We did a great job Mortimer, and Jiminy should know that!" Daisy hollered.
"Who's side are you on anyway bitch?!" Ludwig said to Mortimer.
"I'm just being realistic, Ludwig your big idea was going inside the Prince's corpse and giving the queen fentanyl and Daisy's big accomplishment was taking nudes of herself!"
"I looked like the Evil Queen, what else was I supposed to do?!"
"And that was some hot sex too!" Donald stated.
"Shut up everyone did bad!" Mortimer screamed.
"Well I didn't see you pitch in any amazing ideas Mortimer!" Daisy yelled.
"Good point, Mortimer you suck!" Ludwig smiled.
Mortimer punched Ludwig across the face, after which Daisy bit Mortimer's leg and Donald slapped Daisy's ass cheeks just because he felt like it.
"Alright we're not getting anywhere acting like this so let's just all go to sleep!" Daisy yelled.
When they awoke the ducks saw Jiminy standing like a doofus, leaning on his dumbass umbrella.
"I have an announcement!" He hollered.
"You like men," predicted Daisy.
"I'm already pretty open about that, I mean that I have decided to give you guys a second chance!"
The ducks all smiled, while Jiminy explained further, "Your next goal to become the mascots of Disney is to prove to me that you can fix racism, so I'm throwing you into the world of Pocahontas and Zootopia!"
"Ew the fucking furry movie!" Ludwig screamed.
"Yes, and that's exactly the example I'm trying to prove, that people can't judge each other, because we all know that Disney is accepting of everyone, Strange World taught us that, so you need to prove to me that you understand this!"
"Okay and we will!" Daisy shouted.
"Yeah we are ready fag bug!" Ludwig smiled.
"Okay I'm a little concerned about how this is gonna go!" Jiminy stated.
Jiminy began to spin along with the world and the ducks quickly ended up in Pocahontas times. There were many trees, fields, and little huts.
"Wow, this is really exc..." Daisy began before a spear was thrown right through her heart by a red man who yelled, "AISJUSISHDYEKJSGDJWJDGYDIS!"
"JESUS FUCKING CHRIST RUN!" Donald screamed.
Donald flung Daisy up bridal style, while he, Mortimer, and Ludwig ran further into the woods. Daisy died by the time they stopped running but Ludwig quickly resurrected her with his invention.
"Bitch these copper heads are wild!"
Jiminy floated down on his umbrella.
"Well that was unfortunate, but now that you're better I'll explain the plan further, pretty soon the Virginia Company, or the white men as y'all probably know them, will be arriving and it is up to you to somehow make things peaceful between them!"
"How the hell are we gonna make peace between them, everyone was really racist right now!?" Donald questioned.
"That's up to you to plan how to fix things, and after you fix things here you will travel to the Zootopia world to make things better between the predators and prey, good luck, and don't do anything bad like last time!"
Right after that Jiminy flew back up into the heavens, while the ducks began freaking out because Jiminy literally just asked THEM to fix racism. But they didn't have a ton of time to think because they could hear the slight sound of old British men in the distance. The ducks saw a hill which they ran up to see a large body of water and a ship sailing in.
"Oh God what do we do!" Mortimer screamed
"I don't know, Ludwig, think of something fast, you're the smart one!" Donald yelled.
"In terms of social problems Ludwig is fucking retarded!" Daisy yelled back.
"Yeah, Donald, what is wrong with you!?" Ludwig asked.
The white men jumped out of the ship and ran onto land where them and the Indians immediately went at it. The white men shot many of the Indians with their rifles, while the Indians shot at the white men with arrows.
"Oh my god they're all dying, we have to do something!" Donald screamed.
"Hold up in the movie the racism stopped when Pocahontas and John Smith showed how much they were in love with each other, we have to get them to meet!" Daisy thought.
"Alright let's find that slut!" Ludwig agreed.
The ducks began walking down into the Indian village where they started their search for Elizabeth Warren.
"Where could she be!" Donald moped.
"I don't know find water or that tree that's also her grandma or something, she's probably around there!"
Suddenly the voice of Mel Gibson echoed behind the ducks, but instead of hearing something anti-semitic it said, "hello can you all help me?"
"Sure," Daisy said.
"Where can I find those red people, I'm thirsty for their blood," John Smith explained.
Daisy smiled and said, "well you're in luck because there is a lady red person and babe you could fuck her bloody!"
"How hot is she?"
"She is so damn smoking hot, she wears the skimpiest outfit and doesn't even fear about not seeing a nip slip, she is very slender, has giant tits, and probably a beautiful bush!"
"That sounds too good to be true!" John Smith said.
"Well it's not, follow us!" Ludwig said.
"But we don't actually know where she is?" Donald reminded everyone.
"Oh right, John make a big orgasm sound!" Daisy suggested.
John made a sonorous orgasm noise and America's first slut came flying in naked through the colors of the wind.
"Holy shit, I want to rape her!" John smiled.
Pocahontas landed down and started slowly walking seductively towards John, as he did the same.
"Aw this is so romantic," squealed Daisy, "they love each other!"
The two embraced each other and then kissed (or made out) for a minute straight. John slowly moved his hands out to feel the beautiful flesh on her face, his hands then moved down to her neck, and then his grip tightened a bit, and then a lot, and then before anyone knew it John had Pocahontas was in a very tight chokehold and she was gasping for breath.
"HOLY SHIT YOU'RE GONNA KILL HER!" Donald screamed.
"GOOD!" John smiled.
John threw Pocahontas to the floor, grabbed her head and slammed it against a rock, cracking it open, and started raping her.
"STOP!" Donald, Daisy, and Mortimer yelled.
"This is so hot!" Ludwig giggled.
"LUDWIG SHUT THE FUCK UP WE NEED TO KEEP HER SAFE," Daisy screeched, "JESUS WE COULDN'T DO WHAT JIMINY TOLD US TO DO FOR FIVE SECONDS!"
After fucking her for a few minutes John stood up, picked up his rifle, and shot Pocahontas in the face.
"That was fun, thank you!" John said to the ducks before walking off.
"You're welcome," Ludwig smiled.
"Holy shit we killed Pocahontas!" Donald sobbed.
"Well technically John Smith did," Ludwig smiled.
"LUDWIG SHUT UP OR I'LL DO TO YOU WHAT HE DID TO HER!" Daisy yelled.
"Sounds good!" Ludwig smiled nicely.
"FUCK OFF YOU FUCKING PERVERT!" Daisy grabbed Pocahontas' raccoon off the ground and threw him on Ludwig's face, which started carving it up.
"The fuck do we do about this?!" Mortimer screamed.
"I don't know, I don't fucking know what to do any more!" Daisy fell to the ground and sobbed hysterically.
"Okay but what I do know is that Pocahontas' dad is walking over here!"
Pocahontas' father, Chief Powhatan, strolled over and the ducks ran to hide behind a rock. Chief Powhatan looked down at the corpse of his slutty daughter and let out a string of Native American phrases in a very loud voice. Suddenly more Natives ran up and Chief Powhatan began yelling shit at them. While ducks didn't understand a word of what was said, they could tell that the coppers were likely going to get revenge on those british bitches. They all grabbed weapons, put paint on their abs, and got torches.
"Shit, we have to stop them!" Donald screamed.
"Okay, well how will we do that?!" Daisy sobbed.
"It would be easier if we could understand what they were saying, if they're even saying anything at all, I mean all I can hear is, ygzsdfhgx34jwyehsjfbhgxeydjhf,evhjdwnrqryhusyefjkguyqusyqdfgjruk3i" Ludwig complained, "how did Mel and Liz even understand each other in the movie?"
"Pocahontas' tree grandma said that if you will understand if your heart listens or something," Daisy explained.
"Wait a second, let's go to the tree lady, she could probably help us!" Donald suggested.
"Okay but do you really think she could help us?" Daisy bitched.
"I don't know she's a fucking talking tree, she's already a living miracle!'
"Alright, but how do we find her?" Daisy asked.
Suddenly a very aggressive wind blew across the land, breaking Mortimer's nose, and flying Daisy into a tree.
"By following the colors of the wind!" Ludwig said like the genius he is.
The ducks followed (or just let the wind push them) across the village, across a native's farmland where they were all beat up, and eventually to a river where they got into a boar and went just around the riverbend up to Pocahontas' tree grandma.
"HELLO MY FRIENDS I AM GRANDMOTHER WILLOW!" The tree introduced herself.
"God that is an ugly ass face!" Ludwig gagged.
"LUDWIG SHUT THE FUCK UP!" Daisy screamed before becoming polite, "hello Grandmother Willow, we need your help."
"What could I help you with dear?"
"Well, there is a great war breaking out at the village," Donald explained.
"Involving the new visitors?"
"Yes, with them, and we want to help, but you see we can't understand what they are saying!"
"Well I can allow you to speak the red tongue, and all you have to do is..."
"Listen with your heart," Daisy smiled.
"Well sure that too I guess, but also I want to blow that mouse over there with the long snout, I haven't tasted cock in so long!"
"Like Granddaughter like Grandma," Daisy whispered.
"Wait no I don't want that thing to blow me!" Mortimer screamed.
"Well then I won't give you the power to speak!" Grandma Willow huffed.
"MORTIMER PUT YOUR DICK IN THAT TREE!" Daisy ordered.
Mortrimer put his penis into Grandma Willow's mouth and got the roughest, splinteriest blowjob in American history, before or since.
"Okay you will now have the gift of talking to my people!"
"I want to try!" Ludwig said something that sounded like the weirdest shit ever, but the ducks all understood it (Ludwig said "hi sisters").
"Good luck stopping the war!" Grandma Willow smiled.
"Thank you," Donald smiled, "we certainly need it, I mean they are pissed about Pocahontas' death!"
"WHAT!!!" Grandma Willow screamed really fucking loud, afterwhich it echoed for a year.
The ducks all cowered down in fear of this wooden screech owl.
"You didn't know?" Daisy said, "well I am very sorry for your loss!"
"How the fuck was I supposed to know!"
"Well don't you have like all knowing powers or some shit, I mean Jesus I don't know what you're capable of, you're a goddamn talking tree!"
"Well I was asleep and haven't gotten all my updates for today, but now that you mention it I'm going to go back to look and see what happened!"
"YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THAT!" Daisy laughed.
"I don't have to see how my granddaughter died!"
"I'm sure it was just natural causes or something, I mean aren't y'all average lifespans like 20?" Donald mentioned.
"You know I bet that she could have gotten an infection, you know like when she was working in the crops and stuff!" Daisy smiled.
"Or it could have been a tragic accident, I do remember her jumping off a waterfal..."
"IT WAS YOU FOUR!" Grandma Willow roared.
"Lies," Ludwig shrugged.
"NO IT IS NOT LIES, YOU TOLD THAT CRACKER TO RAPE POCAHONTAS!"
"No, we just wanted them to hook up," Daisy smiled.
"HE TOLD YOU THAT HE WANTED TO FUCK HER BLOODY!"
"Well you have to start somewhere in a relationship!"
Suddenly the ducks all started floating and the colors of the wind blew them right back to the Indian village where all fucking Hell was breaking loose. The entire area was on fire, dead bodies were being flung around everywhere, blood was spraying onto everyone's faces, it was just crazy! But the worst part was just about to begin. The booming voice of Grandma Willow shouted in the air, "THOSE FOUR STANDING AROUND LIKE A QUARET OF RETARDS ARE RESPONBILE FOR THE DEATH OF POCAHONTAS, THAT BLONDE FUCKER WHO IS OVER THERE WITH THAT INDIAN'S HEAD IN HIS MOUTH SAID HE WANTED TO FUCK HER BLOODY AND THEY TOLD HIM HOW TO CALL HER UP!"
The Natives glared viciously at the ducks and pointed their spears at them.
"Okay let's put our native tongue to good use!" Donald whispered.
"WHAT THE TREE LADY SAID IS A COMPLETE LIE!" Daisy said in the sweetest possible voice.
"WE DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO POCAHONTAS IS!" Ludwig smiled.
"YOU FUCKERS THINK WE BELIEVE YOU OVER GRANDMA WILLOW WHO HAS BEEN GUIDING US FOR THE PAST CENTURY!" Chief Powhatan yelled.
"Well I think that proves a good point, I mean you red faces need to try and get along with everyone, and that includes the visitors for America!" Daisy smiled.
"Red faces?" Chief Powhatan said, "THAT IS RACIST!"
"No it's not, I mean I wasn't meaning to say it in a racist way!" Daisy tried to explain.
"Yeah, trust me she is not racist!" Donald lied.
"Yeah, I mean it is simply a fact that your face is red," Ludwig smiled.
"Ludwig shut up," Donald whispered over.
"And those people you're fighting have white faces, and you all have spears for weapons and they have guns, and you all are savages and they are a bit more peaceful, everyone has their things!" Ludwig said happily.
"Ludwig stop talking!" Daisy yelled.
"It's okay I've got this covered!"
"No you actually don't!"
"YES I ACTUALLY DO, I AM FIXING RACISM OVER HERE, AND BESIDES YOU'RE THE ONE WHO CALLED THOSE INJUNS RED FACES!"
"WELL I CORRECTED MYSELF!"
"NO I'M CORRECTING YOU FOR YOU, THIS POWWOW WAS SO FUCKING RACIST UNTIL I FIXED IT, WOULDN'T YOU AGREE CHIVES!"
One of the natives threw a spear right on Ludwig's foot.
"SEE THAT PROVES MY POINT, THOSE SQUAWS ARE SAVAGES AND WE ALL HAVE OUR THINGS!" Ludwig screamed in pain while ripping the spear out of his foot.
"Ludwig you fucking retard!" Donald yelled.
The Natives proved Ludwig right by charging at the ducks.
"RUN!" Mortimer screamed because I feel like I haven't written about him in a while.
Donald, Daisy, and Mortimer ran like a bunch of pussies while Ludwig grabbed a device out of his bag that fixed his foot and caught up with them. The Ducks tried to get away but the Natives seemed to be at every corner.
"CAN YOU WHITE PEOPLE HELP US!?" Daisy shrieked, but all of the white people just sat there laughing because of the funny noises the Natives made while chasing after the Ducks.
"Up here, on the roof of their stupid hut!" Donald called.
The Ducks all climbed up to the top of the Natives' hut, but the Natives began to climb it as well.
"Shit what do we do now!?" Daisy sobbed.
"I don't know, I was sure those retards didn't know how to climb," Ludwig stated, "wait a minute, I have all sorts of shit in my bag that can help!" Ludwig reached into his bag and pulled out a glock.
"LUDWIG WAIT, IF WE KILL ONE OF THOSE TOMATO FACES JIMINY WILL FUCKING KILL US!" Daisy stomped.
"Desperate times call for desperate measures sister!"
Ludwig shot Pocahontas' man, Kocoum, right in the face, his blood and flesh flying onto all of the Natives and the Ducks.
"DFGEWSDRTY6UF7O978PKHTRTCY4ED5=XR23890-OTY5E9U4W3OQP2=-8" The Natives' yelled.
SHIT LUDWIG NOW THEY'RE EVEN MORE PISSED!" Mortimer screamed.
It was at that point that the Crackers finally decided to show up but it wasn't for the reason the Ducks wanted.
"YOU FUCKERS ARE TRYING TO SHOW US UP!" One of the British losers exclaimed.
"YEAH WITH THAT FANCY ASS GUN!"
"AND KILLING THE CHIEF'S DAUGHTER'S FINANCE!"
"We're sorry," Daisy tried to calm the situation.
"Sorry that y'all are a bunch of jealous losers!" Ludwig laughed.
"LUDWIG!" Donald, Daisy, and Mortimer yelled.
"What, these dumbasses need to get their worthless cunts back to their tea and biscuits before I throw up in their ugly cocksuckingney fac..."
Every single Native and every single white person jumped on top of the Ducks.
"JESUS CHRIST!" Daisy screamed.
"LUDWIG YOU COULDN'T JUST KEEP YOUR DUMBASS MOUTH SHUT!" Mortimer screamed.
There were so many people on top of the ducks it felt as if they were drowning in a sea of checker pieces, with everyone beating, biting, and shooting them all at the same time. The ducks all screamed and tried to fight their way out of the swarm, but it only seemed to get louder and crazier and louder and crazier and louder and crazier and...
"It's like I am teaching a SPED class!" Jiminy stated.
The Ducks all looked around, they were back again at the limbo and Jiminy was staring at them all with a dumbass stern look.
"It's like I tell you all to do something and then all of you just decide to do the complete opposite, I mean I told you all to help make peace between the British and the Native Americans and you all managed to throw out every Indian slur in the book, the Native Americans and British people are still fighting each other, and Pocahontas is dead!"
"Those savages were crazy though!" Ludwig screamed.
"Ludwig just stop!" Jiminy stated.
"Ludwig we're so sorry!" Daisy began sobbing hysterically and fell to the floor where she grabbed onto Ludwig's feet in anguish.
"Well, as much as I hate to say it, I still said that you would be going to Zootopia to fix the Predator and Prey racism problem there and that can be your second chance."
"Yay, thanks Jiminy, we won't let you down!" Daisy smiled.
The ground began to shake and spin and the Ducks suddenly wound up in Zootopia. It was the biggest city that the Ducks had ever seen with what felt like a billion buildings all teeming with animals that walked, jumped, and flew all around with the Latinrific voice of Shakira echoing throughout. It was a furry's paradise to say the least, I mean maybe not the Shakira part but all of the animals there was something furries could dig, but at the same time some furries may want to hop into Shakira and her hips that don't lie as well.
"Okay, so we're here, but what the fuck do we do now?" Asked Donald.
"I guess fix the Predator and Prey problem."
"I bet there isn't even a Predator and Prey problem, Jiminy's probably just being his dumbass dramatic self!" Ludwig stated, while an innocent squirrel and her children were getting devoured by a polar bear behind him.
"Hey wait a second, there's that bunny and fox!" Donald pointed out.
Judy Hopps and Nick Wilde were fucking in an alleyway when pointed li by Donald.
"LET'S GO TALK TO THEM!" Daisy smiled.
The Ducks walked up to them, who quickly jumped off of each other like nothing had happened.
"Hi how's it going?" Daisy asked politely.
"We are very busy right now trying to solve a case about some prey animals that went missing so we can't talk!"
"OH SHIT THAT IS FUCKING AMAZING BECAUSE THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT WE WANTED TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT!" Donald squealed.
Two baby bunny-fox creatures popped out of Judy before she said, "it is a private case and we are busy solving it so goodbye!"
"You two aren't busy solving anything, you're just fucking each other!" Ludwig stated.
"No we aren't!" Judy yelled, as ten babies came out of her.
"You know if these two are together then maybe there isn't that much of a predator and prey problem after all!" Daisy smiled.
"Wait a second you're right, why am I with this fucking psycho, he's a fox!" Judy yelled, before having another ten babies.
"That's not exactly where I was meaning this conversation to go!" Daisy smiled in a scared way.
"FUCK YOU CUNT!" Nick yelled.
"FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKING MURDERER RAPIST CHILD MOLESTER PREDATOR!" Judy had twenty babies after finishing that sentence.
"YOU WANNA SEE ME BE A PREDATOR, WATCH THIS!" Nick unleashed his claws and slit Judy's throat, leaving falling on the floor and bleeding out, going into labor with fifty more babies as she took her last strained breaths.
"LITTLE BITCH!" Nick said, walking away.
"Nice going Daisy!" Ludwig said sternly.
"LUDWIG YOUR THROAT WILL BE THE NEXT TO GET CUT!"
Mortimer grabbed the police file that was in Judy's hand.
"On here it says that there is a gang of predators that are hunting down prey!" Mortimer stated.
"Alright let's find these predators!" Daisy smiled.
"Haha predators," Ludwig giggled.
"Okay but there is the issue that we don't know where to find them!" Donald complained.
"That's true, let's go to the police department and see if we can find out more about this case!" Daisy suggested.
The Ducks walked down to the Zootopia Police Department and that fatass cheetah who sits in the front at gunpoint to show them more about the case. He walked his fatass, very slowly, to a file room that had all kinds of information on the gang of predators that were killing prey.
"It says that this gang has murdered every type of prey animal that lives in Zootopia!" Donald said, reading the files.
"I can just hear Jiminy saying how racist that is," Ludwig laughed.
"They were formed in the Rainforest District and still are active there!" Donald read.
"Then let's get our asses down there!" Daisy jumped around happily.
The Ducks left, taking the police files with them and shooting the cheetah to death on the way out. They went on a long hike up a hill which led them to the Rainforest District Gondolas, which was a cramped ass metal box that flew across the air on a rope that felt like it would snap in five seconds, allowing them to cross into the district.
"This fucker is gonna snap!" Ludwig stated.
"No it won't!" Daisy shouted.
"What if I do this!" Ludwig started to jump up and down.
"You weak loser, it would take a much harder jump to break this bitch down, like this!" Daisy began jumping up and down very aggressively.
"Daisy stop you'll fucking break it!" Donald ordered.
"Calm down Donald!" Daisy said, as the Gondola snapped off of the rope and plummeted into a tree.
"Look at the fucking mess you have made Daisy!" Yelled Donald.
"It's Ludwig's fault, his dumbass provoked me, and also that rope didn't look too sturdy in the first place so it was probably only a matter of time before it broke!"
"At least we didn't fall too high off the ground, but now we're stuck in this fucking tree!" Mortimer said, observing his surroundings.
The Ducks slowly emerged from the Gondola. Daisy, Ludwig, and Mortimer stepped on a branch, but Donald's ass fell straight through the tree(s, Jennifer's Body is a bad movie).
"DONALD!" Daisy squealed like a little girl.
Donald quickly grabbed hold of a vine and slid down it like Tarzan, or at least the Rosie O' Donnell Gorila.
"That's one way to get down, let's follow him!" Ludwig said.
The Ducks all slid down the vine and to the surface of the Rainforest District.
"MY FUCKING HAND IS ON FIRE!" Daisy screamed in pain as she slid down.
Once they all landed Ludwig used one of his devices to get rid of any hand burns that they received from sliding down the vine, and then the Ducks continued on their mission. True to its name the Rainforest District rained so fucking much that Titanic survivors would complain that that shit was too wet. It was very hard to walk through as well. There were vines at every fucking turn, some with thorns that would prick the Duck's flesh. Ludwig used a machete to cut through the vines, but some were hard to cut through, and at one point it got stuck in a vine and when trying to pull the machete out Ludwig accidentally threw it onto Daisy's face making her look like the kid from Wonder, although of course that was nothing Ludwig's devices couldn't fix. Also, the devices became very important because of the poisonous snakes, frogs, and spiders that infected the ducks. But eventually the Ducks arrived at the Tiki House that the Police File said the gang was formed at. There were no windows to the hut, so the Ducks had to quietly climb to the ceiling in order to sneak a peek of the inside. What they say inside were five black panthers having a conversation.
"Nigga did you bring ma watermelon!"
"Naw dawg, nigga, I was too busy looking fo ma grape soda!"
I'm just kidding this wasn't the conservation and it actually wasn't five black panthers. It was one black panther, a fox, a wolf, and two lions, and the conversation actually went like this.
"Tomorrow I'm going to break into some prey's houses and gobble their asses up!" One of the lion's stated.
"Who's house?" Asked the wolf.
"This poor family in Saharra Square!"
"Fuck the poor family in Saharra Square, I have a better idea!" The black panther announced.
"What?!" Everyone asked excitedly.
"I say that we go down to that rich family of Shrews that act like the Godfather, they may be small but there are a lot of them and I'm sure they taste beautifully, especially the daughter, I'll shove my big black cock up her tiny clit, I can already hear the little screams!"
"That sounded racist enough, let's make our entrance!" Ludwig yelled.
The Ducks jumped down from the ceiling and held the five predators at gunpoint.
"ALRIGHT FUCKERS ITS OVER!" Daisy screamed.
"YEAH WE HAVE YOU CORNERED!" Donald screamed and laughed.
"Who the fuck are you!?" The fox asked.
"They're the fuckers who have made a big mistake by coming here!" The panther stated.
"We haven't made a mistake, we're here for a good cause, which is to stop all the prejudice going on around here nigger!" Ludwig smiled.
"Ludwig leave the anti-racism talk to literally anyone but you for now on!" Donald said.
"Okay fine, but it's over for you and your dumbass gang, FIRE!" Ludwig shouted.
The Ducks shot all of the predators to death.
"WE DID IT, JIMINY WE DID IT!" The Ducks called.
"You didn't do anything," the panther said slowly getting up.
"I can't understand you with that thick accent NIGGER!" Ludwig yelled.
"I live in rural 1927 and Ludwig is fucking racist!" Mortimer stated.
"WELL UNDERSTAND THIS, THIS ISN'T A GANG OF JUST FIVE MEMBERS!"
The panther slowly pulled out a horn and blew into it before succumbing to the gunshot wounds. Suddenly what looked like a trillion predators including wolves, lions, cheetahs, foxes, leopards, bears, gorillas, T-Rexes, and tigers all started charging from a distance towards the Tiki Hut.
"HOLY SHIT RUN!" Donald screamed.
And they did. The Ducks ran as fast as they possibly could, but it wasn't easy because the Rain was coming down like Moses just shut the Red Sea together again. The vines were also becoming nearly impossible to get through. All of the predator gang members were closing in fast as well, because they all had years to get used to the bullshit of the Rainforest.
"THERE'S NO WAY WE CAN OUTRUN THEM, WE HAVE TO FIGHT BACK!" Daisy yelled.
"YOU'RE RIGHT!" Ludwig said.
The Ducks all climbed up into a tree and began shooting at all of the predators below with AK-47s. A good amount of them were killed but many remained unscathed as well.
"JUST KEEP CLIMBING AND SHOOTING!" Mortimer yelled.
And the Ducks did just that, climbing up the tree and shooting down at the predators below. Many were now climbing the tree as well and were closing in fast on the ducks. Eventually the ducks reached up to the Gondola system, but thanks to someone there was only a rope.
"DON'T LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT!" Daisy shouted, as everyone looked at her like that.
"THERE'S NO ESCAPE!" One of the Predators shouted.
"I CAN ALREADY TASTE YOUR BLOOD!" Another said, licking its lips.
The Ducks looked around desperately, hoping to come up with some good escape plan.
"MAYBE WE COULD STILL USE THE GONDOLA, BUT INSTEAD RIDING ON THE ROPE WE SWING!" Donald suggested.
"THERE ISN'T MUCH OF A BETTER OPTION!" Ludwig yelled.
The Ducks gripped onto the Gondola System rope, while Ludwig pulled out a knife.
"WE'LL SWING ALL THE WAY TO THE MAIN CITY!" Mortimer stated.
"YOU RETARDS, IT'S NOT GOING TO WORK!" Another one of the predators said.
"FUCK YOU YES IT WILL!" Daisy yelled, letting go of one of her hands to flip the predators off.
"HOLD ON TIGHT!" Ludwig said, cutting the end of the rope.
The ducks swung majestically in the air for a good three seconds before the fast blowing wind and pain of gripping so tightly caused them all to let go and plummet a hundred feet into a body of water under the Gondola system. The ducks all broke every bone in their bodies. Ludwig's bag began to slide underwater, and Ludwig had to force himself under to retrieve it. He used his teeth to grab one of his devices and zap all of the duck's bones back to normal.
"Well that was one way to get rid of them," said Daisy.
The ducks all swam back to the Rainforest district, where the predators were now nowhere to be found.
"What do we do now?" Asked Donald.
"Well those predators are going to Tundratown, so we can go there to stop them!" Mortimer said.
"Alright then, let's go!" Donald said.
"But where is Tundratown?" Asked Ludwig.
Daisy pulled out a map that she stole from the Police Department.
"It's right next to the Rainforest District to the right!" She stated.
"Without the Gondola system though, how do we get there?" Donald asked, side eyeing Daisy.
Ludwig looked over at the large body of water.
"We could make a boat!" He stated.
And so, using the wood from the surrounding trees the ducks built a boat large enough to fit four, placed it in the water, and headed for Tundratown.