The Original Ducksekeeter

Chapter 10: Saving Kristen Stewart

The woods in Snow White's village were very happy to say the least. All types of animals such as deer, bunnies, squirrels, and turtles were everywhere and would surround the ducks throughout their journey.
"Where the fuck is the Evil Queen's castle?!" Daisy moped.
"I can't be that far, this village is small, if we could at least get out of the woods and find the village of course," Donald stated.
"How will we know when she'll make that dumbass poison apple?!" Mortimer mentioned.
"We won't, so we can't waste too much time!" Ludwig stated.
The ducks continued walking around the woods, however they all quickly stopped when they came across the same tree with a woodpecker who was stuck in it.
"We're going in a fucking circle!" Donald yelled.
"Shit, it's starting to feel like Mathmagic Land in here!" Ludwig yelled as well.
"JIMINY CAN YOU HELP US OUT A BIT," Daisy yelled, "I KNOW YOU CAN FUCKING HERE ME!"
"I'm going to take a piss!" Donald called out.
"Seriously!" Daisy yelled.
"What do you want me to prove, damn!"
Donald walked up a hill and began pissing behind a big oak tree.
"Shit, I've been holding this for like seven hours!"
Donald finished up, when a raccoon jumped into his pants.
"MOTHER FUCKER, Y'ALL HELP ME!"
"Well this seems like men business so I'm just gonna sit my ass down and have a cig!" Daisy smiled.
"SHUT UP IT ISNT LIKE THAT, THERE IS A FUCKING RACOON IN MY PANTS, IT BETTER NOT BITE MY FUCKING COCK OFF!"
Donald fumbled around trying to get the raccoon out of his britches and when he finally threw it out, Donald tumbled backwards and fell down a giant ass hill.
"Fuck, well today is going well," Donald said before looking up, "HOLY SHIT IT ACTUALLY IS GOING WELL, EVERYONE GET YOUR ASSES DOWN HERE!"
It was the village they had been looking for, with many small little shops and houses, and at the end was a giant ass hill with a giant ass castle on top of it. This castle was scary as hell, with its spiky towers, vultures circling it, and also the fact that while everything surrounding it was bright and sunny, the castle was surrounded by dark, gloomy, stormy clouds which made the castle almost hard to see.
"Let's go, we've got no time to lose!" Ludwig screeched.
The ducks walked through the village, and climbed up the giant ass hill.
"Damn why does this castle have to be so high up, is this queen an incel or something?!" Donald complained.
"Like you?" Daisy giggled, before Donald kicked her in the face and she fell back to the ground.
"YOU FUCKING BITCH, YOU KNOW WHAT, DON'T MIND ME I'LL CATCH UP!"
Donald, Ludwig, and Mortimer reached the top of the hill (Daisy was about a third of the way there) and saw the castle, which looked even scarier and more massive up close.
"Alright let's kill this bitch!" Ludwig yelled.
They walked up to the door which had two knights in scary black armor (I've never seen Once Upon a Time because I'm not stupid but apparently there are these things known as the Black Knights who work for the Evil Queen and they sound interesting so I'm adding them in) standing at it.
"Fuck what do we do," Mortimer whispered.
"I got this covered," Ludwig smiled, "hi, we're here for the queen, we're her entertainment, if you know what I mean!" Ludwig gave a seductive pose.
"The queen is a dyke," one of the knights stated.
Daisy finally reached the top and said, "I've finally reached the top," when she was immediately pushed back to the ground when Donald, Ludwig, and Mortimer were thrown by the knights down the hill.
"FUCK, THERE'S GOT TO BE ANOTHER WAY IN!" Ludwig sobbed.
"Maybe around the back!" Suggested Daisy.
"Please, there's probably knights everywhere who've already been informed that Ludwig is trying to rape the queen!" Donald screamed.
The ducks walked back to town to get wasted at the local bar.
"Honestly I think I'm smarter when I'm drunk anyway!" Daisy smiled.
"Me too!" Ludwig smiled back.
Donald held the door to the bar chivalrously for his woman and then slammed it shut on Ludwig and Mortimer who had to open it themselves.
"Donald why are you such a cunt!?" Ludwig screamed.
"Deal with it!" Donald yelled.
"YEAH BITCH DON'T BE JEALOUS JUST BECAUSE YOU DON'T HAVE A LOVER!" Daisy screeched, laughing loudly.
They walked up to the tower.
"Five shots of spirytus pretty please," Daisy said politely.
"You can't get that," the bartender smiled.
"Oh it's one of these places, okay fine I'll just get two shots!"
"Daisy, most bars don't let you drink straight spirytus!" Donald stated
"OH MY GOD, okay fine I'll just have a glass of red!"
"We don't serve alcohol!" The bartender said nicely.
"ARE YOU FUC..." Daisy yelled before Mortimer put his hand over her mouth.
"Alcohol is an unhappy liquid and not suitable for all of us happy people!" The bartender stated, while everyone else in the bar agreed with cheers.
So the ducks got boiling water that tasted like it came from a fucking toilet.
"This is the worst fucking bar I've ever been to!" Daisy sobbed.
"I'm with Daisy this bar is making me suicidal!" Mortimer yelled.
"I like it, this is some of the best water I've ever tasted!" Ludwig said happily.
"LUDWIG SHUT UP!" Daisy pleaded.
"That man over there looks familiar!" Donald pointed over to a man that looked familiar to him.
"Donald, it's not nice to point at people!"
"Daisy look, doesn't he look familiar to you?!"
An ugly ass man with a mustache and beard combination who had the hair of Mike from Stranger Things, the physique of a bigger fella, and an stupid ass red feather cap was drinking many glasses of boiling water as if it would get him drunk. When a man asked if he knew the directions to a farm he even slurred his speech like the water was actually getting him somewhere.
"What a loser!" Daisy laughed, "that little retard keeps acting like he's drunk!"
"Holy shit I remember who he is," Donald screeched, "he's the huntsman!"
"Donald I fucking hate that movie, even though Kristen Stewart is hot as fucking hell!" Daisy yelled.
"Daisy the..."
"And Charlize Theron!"
"Donald, did you turn Daisy?" Ludwig asked.
"Fuck off, Daisy the huntsman is not just one of the Hemsworth brothers, he is also in the Disney movie as well, except he doesn't fuck Snow White, he tries to kill her!"
"Oh shit why does he do that!?" Ludwig sobbed.
"BECAUSE HE'S WORKING FOR THE..." Donald quieted down, "fucking queen!"
"Holy shit!" Daisy yelled.
"Let's use this to our advantage, we can sneak into the castle with his help!" Donald stated.
"He's not just going to let us in and besides the knights know we want in!" Daisy yelled.
"Well he doesn't need to know we're going in," Donald smiled, "I have an idea!"
The huntsman got up to shit (outside because bathrooms didn't exist in this town) and the four walked over to where he was sitting, and a bag full of knives was on the floor.
"Everyone get in!" Donald smiled, "he'll probably walk this bag to the Queen!"
"RETARD, WE CAN'T ALL FIT!" Ludwig yelled.
"YES WE CAN!"
They all got in and it did not go well, everyone was pretty visible, especially Mortimer with his long ass nose.
"Okay change of plans," Donald yelled, "how about only one of us gets into the bag and then opens the one of the windows or something for us when we get into the castle!"
"Well who's going in?!" Mortimer asked.
"Whoever weighs the least!" Donald said.
"Okay so me," Daisy giggled.
"In your dreams, Ludwig is the one, he's all old and frail," Donald explained, to which Daisy and Ludwig glared at him with fury.
Ludwig hopped into the bag, after which Donald quickly tied it back up and he, Daisy, and Mortimer ran back to their table inconspicuously. The huntsman walked back in, picked up the bag, and left.
"Come on," Donald said before guiding the other two out.
The ducks climbed back up the hill to the castle, where they could see that the huntsman was just walking in.
"Now we just have to wait for Ludwig!" Donald smiled.
The ducks waited for a couple of more minutes before a window opened up in a corner where there were no knights, and Ludwig popped his head out of it and waved to the ducks to come over.
"Come on, before anyone sees us," Daisy called out as they ran up.
Donald, Mortimer, and Daisy crawled through the window and into the castle.
"Well at least now we're in!" Donald stated.
"But now we have to find the dumbass Evil Queen," said Daisy.
Suddenly a knight jumped down from the ceiling and onto the ducks.
"HOLY SHIT!" Donald screamed.
"GET OFF ASSHOLE!" Daisy pleaded.
The knight then let out a bloodcurdling scream and Donald, Daisy, and Mortimer looked down to see that Ludwig stabbed the Black Knight in a hole in his armor.
"Well of course I took some of the weapons from that bag!" Ludwig explained.
Mortimer regained his breath and said, "we can't just keep walking around in here like we own the place, we need a disguise!"
Ludwig thought to himself for a second and then commanded to Daisy, much to her delight, "STRIP HIM!"
Daisy stripped the Black Knight nude and the ducks then all crawled into his armor.
"Alright let's find this bitch!" Ludwig smiled.
The ducks walked up to the Evil Queen's throne room where she was shooting some heroine.
"HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF KNOCKING NIGGER KNIGHT, I COULD HAVE BEEN POLISHING MY PEARL!" The Evil Queen yelled as the ducks walked in.
The ducks didn't know what to say as they really had no excuse walking in, but just by coincidence the huntsman was walking in just behind them giving the illusion that they were welcoming him in.
"Did you murder my whore stepdaughter?!"
"Um yes, it's right here," the huntsman said nervously, while holding out a jeweled box.
"IT'S NOT REALLY HER HEART, IT'S THE HEART OF A PIG!" Daisy snitched.
"Daisy what the hell?!" Donald stated.
"What, I'm just having fun!" Daisy smiled.
The Evil Queen leaped off of her chair, and even though she looked anorexic she was able to pick up the huntsman with ease and break him in half with her bare hands.
"I'm in love," Ludwig grinned.
"Thank you sir for informing me about that retard, what is your name?"
"Donmortluddaialdimerwigsy," they all said at once.
"Alright," the queen said somewhat confused before then saying, "follow me I shall give you a present!"
The ducks followed the Evil Queen down a long ass hallway.
"We've got to come up with a plan!" Mortimer stated, "we need to kill her now!"
"It has to be sneaky," Ludwig stated, "oh I have an idea," Ludwig pulled out some weed, "it has fentanyl in it!"
The ducks just reached the room that the Evil Queen was taking them to when a guard ran up a real knight ran up and said, "THERE'S AN INTRUDER ON THE PREMISES!"
"Fucking hell!" Daisy said out loud.
"THERE HE IS!" The knight pointed right at the ducks.
"NO WE'RE INNOCENT!" Ludwig cried.
"NOT YOU, OUT THE WINDOW!" The knight said, pointing to where Snow White's prince was standing.
"I BET THAT LITTLE FUCKBOY IS WAITING FOR HER, SNOW WHITE MAY NOT DIE TODAY BUT THAT LITTLE SHIT SURE WILL, GET HIM!" The Evil Queen ordered.
The knight that informed the Evil Queen began to run outside.
"That was a close one," Daisy sighed.
"Retard, he can't kill the Prince, if he kills the Prince then Snow White won't live happily ever after, we have to save him!" Ludwig explained.
The second the Evil Queen wasn't looking, Ludwig and Mortimer, who were closest to the Knights ass, snuck out through the back and went after the Prince. Meanwhile Donald and Daisy walked into the room with the Evil Queen.
"Here's your present!" The Evil Queen held out heroin.
Donald thought fast, "I have a present for you as well!"
Donald threw the fentanyl laced dope outside of the helmet of the knight. The Evil Queen began sobbing profusely.
"I HAVE NEVER!" The Evil Queen said between sobs, "EXPERIENCED ANYONE SO NICE TO ME, I MEAN FOR CHRIST'S SAKE FIRST YOU TELL ME ABOUT THE HUNTSMAN'S VICIOUS BETRAYAL AND NOW YOU GIVE ME WEED, LET ME SEE YOU, GET OUT OF YOUR ARMOR, if you're wearing clothes of course I am a lesbian!"
"Well head on out Donald," Daisy whispered over.
"You do it."
"She's expecting a man, and I don't look very butch thank you very much."
Donald jumped out of the armor.
"Damn, you're a midget!" The Evil Queen yelled, "how do you even fit in that shit!?"
"I just manage," Donald stated.
"Haha that's funny, ALRIGHT LET'S GET HIGH, I NEED TO FEEL GOOD AGAIN AFTER ALL THE SHIT WITH THAT BITCH SNOW WHITE!"
Donald shot some heroin (but had no side effects because I'm not having Donald act weird in another chapter after he just got back to normal), while the Evil Queen began smoking fentaweed. Daisy was getting tired of being the sober one out so she left, and the Evil Queen was so high that she didn't even realize the knight armor just walked away without Donald being in it.
Daisy began walking around the castle. She saw a room with a sign saying "Potions" and she invited herself in. The room was filled to the brim with high cabinets that had potions of all colors, shapes, and sizes.
"Damn this is awesome!"
There was also a glass cabinet that had a sign saying "Do not open", so of course Daisy took a brick out of the wall and broke the cabinet open. Inside were two potions, one was labeled "hag" and Daisy realized that this was the potion the Evil Queen would use to disguise herself and trick Snow White with. The other potion was labeled "antidote" and Daisy had an idea.
"If the Evil Queen does get away with this, at least if I drink this she'll be forced to be an old hag forever!"
Daisy opened the antidote potion up and drank it. It tasted like tequila, which Daisy enjoyed since there was no alcohol for her in the town. She then felt a stinging sensation from head to toe, and she began shaking uncontrollably.
"Son of a fucking bitch this is weird!"
She then noticed that she was getting taller. She also got skinner, and her beak went back into her face after which it was replaced by a tiny nose. Daisy walked to the nearest mirror to see that she turned into the Evil Queen and Daisy utilized this opportunity to get naked and take many photos which she then put all around the castle.
Meanwhile Ludwig and Mortimer reached the Black Knights who were going after the Prince and they didn't make it to say the least. The Prince had at least twenty stab wounds and was whiter than Snow White herself.
"FUCK!" Mortimer yelled.
"Maybe he's not dead!" Ludwig tried to convince himself.
"He looks pretty fucking dead to me, goddamnit Jiminy is gonna be pissed," Mortimer though to himself, "use that thing that brings people back to life!"
"While making it, I only set it to use on Donald, Daisy, and I!"
"Shit, what are we gonna do now!?"
"I don't know," Ludwig thought of something, "or maybe I do!"
"What?!"
"We could go into his body!"
"We could do what now!?"
"The two of us rip out some of his bones and then we could go into his flesh, like a Halloween costume!"
"Ludwig, that is the stupidest thing I've heard all day!"
"Well if we pretend like we're the prince then Snow White can fall in love with him and live happily ever after and then Jiminy won't have to be pissed at all!"
"You know what, fine, at this point why the fuck not!"
Meanwhile the Evil Queen was high as a kite, so high that she could barely walk.
"Biwtce, Ies caqint mrove, dis sumb gwood phot!
"Looks like it!" Donald laughed.
The Evil Queen then gave Donald a full on trauma dump even though he did not even consider asking. She talked about her abusive parents and how she was in a family of thirteen and how her parents liked all of her siblings more than her because she was tall and ugly and how she had the huntsman's father murder her family and how she married a king despite her lesbianess because she wanted to become a queen and how he beat the shit out of her and raped her every day and how all of her babies miscarried and how he didn't care because he already had a child and how it was that bitch Snow White and how he died in war, and how his daughter Snow White is so much hotter than her and how she has a much better life and how now she has to take care of her and how the huntsman who killed her family's son betrayed her because he didn't kill Snow White and how now she'll have to do her Plan B which was to kill Snow White herself, all of which she said through aggressive sobbing and terribly slurred speech.
"Whate du ywu tink acroubt al dus?" She asked Donald once she finally finished after thirty minutes.
"I think you need to go to therapy," Donald smiled.
"WAITE A SEQUCOND!" The Evil Queen yelled, whilst jumping in the air, "I NWEED TUO PROFRORM PLANS B!"
The Evil Queen slowly got to her feet and dragged herself through the castle, using the wall as support.
"Where are we going?" Donald asked nicely.
"MA FQUCINGG POTIONAN RUM!"
"Alright."
The Evil Queen and Donald ran into two of the Black Knights, who immediately started laughing at her presence.
"Wuts suh funna?!" She screeched.
"Oh your majesty, I just can't believe we've seen this side of you, especially the back!" One of the Black Knight's laughed.
"How high are you?!" The other one said, laughing very hard as well.
"TE FUQ AUR WU TAKIN BOOT!" She demanded.
"Your beautiful photos of course!" The Black Knights both said before walking away, laughing continuously.
The Evil Queen and Donald looked down the hallway and saw all of the photos of Daisy disguised as the Evil Queen naked, these photos included such highlights as the Evil Queen pleasuring herself, and the Evil Queen spanking her ass, and a close up of her hairy clit.
"I dunt rembrah thaking dthese, dis us sum gwood phlot!"
Eventually the Evil Queen and Donald reached the potions room and the Evil Queen smiled at Donald and said, "itz abouth ta gwo dwond!" She grabbed an apple which she dumped into a barrel full of poison and grabbed another potion which she took like a Jell-O shot. Like Daisy she had a stinging sensation and shook violently before slowly morphing into the old hag from the Snow White movie. She let out a cackle and said in her old hag voice, that also conveniently blocked her slurred speech, "time to kill that slut!"
Donald got anxious because the fentaweed was taking a while to kick in and he couldn't let the Evil Queen get away with killing Snow White, so he quickly shouted, "let me come with you!"
The Evil Queen looked over suspiciously.
"I am your best Black Knight after all!"
"THAT IS SO FUCKING TRUE, COME ON LET'S GO!"
Donald and the Evil Queen walked outside where they got into a little boat and sailed away towards the forest.
"Oh I can't wait to kill that bitch, when she eats that apple I might just become religious again!"
"But how will we know where to find her, aw I guess we'll have to quit Plan B!"
"No it's okay, last night my magic mirror told me she was with these little midgets!"
Donald smiled and quickly went to the back of the boat where he whispered into his walkie-talkie, "okay I'm with the queen and the two of us are riding a boat over to the Dwarves's cottage, where the hell are y'all!"
"Mortimer and I are at the castle, but we're outside and we can see you, we'll look to see where you doc 🥴 and follow you from there, over!"
"I'm inside but I'll come out and do the same thing!" Donald, Mortimer, and Ludwig just about had a heart attack because it was the Evil Queen's voice.
"Who is this?!" Donald whispered.
"It's me Daisy, I drank a potion," Daisy giggled, "did you see my pictures?"
"Jesus Christ Daisy, over!" Ludwig groaned.
"Okay everyone shut up and let's go!" Mortimer bitched.
"Okay fine, over!"
"Alright I'll see you then," Donald whispered before putting away his Walkie-Talkie.
"Bye, ove..."
"LUDWIG STOP SAYING OVER!" Mortimer yelled.
The Evil Queen crashed the boat because her old hands suck and she could steer and after nearly drowning her and Donald reached shore and walked into the woods where they reached the Dwarves' cottage.
The Evil Queen knocked on the door and Snow White answered, the queen about moaned.
"Hi sexy, eat this apple!" The Evil Queen said, shoving the apple in Snow White's face.
"Okay!" The retard smiled, picking it up.
Donald thought he would just have to slap it out of her hand but by the grace of God the Evil Queen quickly fell to her knees in agony, THE FENTANYL WAS WORKING!
"What's wrong old lady?" Snow White asked sweetly.
"I don't know, just eat that apple!"
"Are you sure you're okay?" Snow White asked again.
"Yes I'm elderly, just eat the apple and I'll feel fine!"
"I just want to make sure you're oka..."
"I SAID EAT THAT FUCKING APPLE YOU CUNT, IF YOU DONT EAT IT I'LL JUST HAVE TO SHOVE IT DOWN YOUR GODDAMN THROAT!"
Snow White started to cry.
"Oh calm dow... OW, my stomach hurts!"
Donald began laughing.
"What is so damn funny bitch?!" The Evil Queen asked Donald.
"Sorry but I'm another one of your betrayers!" Donald smiled.
"WHAT?!"
"There's fentanyl in that weed, you'll probably die in a couple of minutes or at least that what seems to happen!"
"YOU LITTLE SHIT!" The Evil Queen tried to jump onto Donald but he punched her down to the floor.
"Goodness me!" Snow White said, putting her hands to her cheeks like Macaulay Culkin.
"GET OFF OF ME!" The Evil Queen yelled, while coughing viciously.
"OH MY GOODNESS IT'S MY MEAN STEPMOTHER!" Snow White screamed, pointing forward.
"WHAT NO I'M NOT, I'M AN OLD HAG, SHUT UP, FUCK YOU, BITCH, I'M NOT YOUR STEPMOTHER, WHO YOU CALLING STEPMOTHER, NOT ME!" The Evil Queen played it cool.
"Not you, her!" Snow White screamed.
Daisy disguised as the Evil Queen walked up.
"CUNT WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?!" The Evil Queen screamed, even pushing Donald over to the floor for a second because of how shocked she got.
"What, didn't you see my pictures?!"
The Evil Queen put two and two together and screamed, "HOW DARE YOU SHOW EVERYONE MY PUSSY!"
"Such naughty language!" Snow White scolded.
"FUCK OFF CRACKER," The Evil Queen yelled over before turning back to Daisy, "HOW DID YOU COME TO IMPERSONATE ME!"
"I drank one of your potions," Daisy smiled.
"FUCK, SO YOU DRANK THE ANTIDOTE, NOW I'LL HAVE TO BE LIKE THIS FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE!"
"It won't be too long!" Donald smiled.
"SHUT THE HELL U... OWWWWW, SOMEBODY HELP ME!"
The Evil Queen began coughing up blood, and she began pissing uncontrollably which also was bloody.
"WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?!" She screamed.
"Oh I can't watch, this is much too frightening!" Snow White sobbed.
"NO BITCH," the Evil Queen grabbed onto Snow White's leg, pushing her to the floor, "AS MY LAST DYING WISH... OWWW MOTHER FUCKER... EAT THIS FUCKING APPLE!"
"NO, LET GO OF ME, YOUR FINGERNAILS ARE STUCK IN MY LEGS!" Snow White sobbed.
The Evil Queen began coughing so hard that bones in her neck came out of her mouth. Her skin also began to crack into pieces and blood began pouring out of her stomach. Snow White sobbed and screamed profusely, this was the scariest thing her poor vanilla soul had seen, but Donald and Daisy loved it, they just pointed at the Evil Queen and laughed at her as she suffered and slowly died.
"WANNA FUCK THE EVIL QUEEN!" Daisy asked Donald.
"HELL YEAH!"
Donald and Daisy got naked and began fucking.
"STOP FUCKIN... AWWHAOAH... I'M A LESBIAN... OW WHAT IS HAPPENI...!"
The Evil Queen's head exploded and blood went everywhere, meanwhile the rest of her body melted into a bloody mess while all of her organs slid onto Snow White.
"THIS IS JUST TOO MUCH!" Snow White's crying became so bad she could barely catch her breath.
"Oh boy she's dead!" Ludwig smiled, walking over with him and Mortimer in the Prince's flesh.
"Ludwig is that you?" Donald asked.
"And Mortimer!" Mortimer smiled.
"Why are you in the Prince's flesh?!" Daisy asked.
"He kicked the bucket, but Snowy doesn't need to know!"
"Sweetie, look," Daisy pointed out, "your Prince has cum 🥴!"
For a second Snow White almost smiled but Mortimer and Ludwig turned over to her too fast and both of them ended up falling out of his flesh, and Snow White saw that the Prince was dead, his eyes were whiter than her skin and personality and blood was still oozing out of his body, and also onto Mortimer and Ludwig. Snow White began screaming and crying even louder, she cried so loud that blood began to come out of her eyes, and eventually her eyes just popped out and blood began spraying out like a geyser. Her once sweet voice also went hoarse from the screaming and she eventually lost the ability to talk.
"Well I think our work here is done!" Daisy smiled.
The ground shook, Daisy was transformed back into herself and the blood disappeared from Ludwig and Mortimer and after a few seconds of shaking around the ducks were all teleported back to Mathmagic Land where Jiminy was standing with a very stern expression.
"Hi Jiminy, did we do a good job or what?!" Daisy smiled happily.
"THAT WAS... AWFUL!"
"I told you he'd be pissed!" Mortimer yelled to Ludwig.
"I think it went well!" Ludwig said, putting his chin up.
"WELL, BITCH HOW DID IT GO WELL!?"
"We stopped Snow White from eating the apple didn't we?" Asked Donald.
"Yes, but you also had to make sure she lived happily ever after, and from the looks of it she didn't seem that fucking happy!"
"Well she will be, that Prince was a little fuckboy anyway!" Daisy huffed.
"Shut up Daisy, you know maybe you all don't have what it takes to be the mascots of Disney!" Jiminy stated.
"Yes we do!" Donald screamed.
"Yeah, just give us another chance!" Ludwig pleaded.
"I don't know, I'll just have to think about it, but until then y'all think about what you could have done differently!" Jiminy said before putting his head up and going invisible again.
"Who pissed in his coffee?!" Asked Daisy.