The Original Ducksekeeter

Chapter 36: Let the Games Begin

At first everyone at the party stood silently in shock, but as the moment sunk in that's when people began screaming in terror. Daisy decided to play along with it and began screaming as well.
"OH MY GOD HE IS DEAD!" Daisy screamed.
"NO WONDER HE WAS FEELING UNDER THE WEATHER HIS HEAD WAS CHOPPED OFF!" Goofy stated.
"I'm calling the police!" Clarabelle screamed.
"NO DON'T!" Daisy shrieked.
"Why not?" Donna asked with a grin.
"Because, I mean he's already dead, there isn't much they can do!"
"They can find out who killed him!" Laughed Donald.
"Then you better run!"
"I did not fucking kill him!"
Suddenly the FBI broke into the house.
"FBI!" They yelled.
"WHO CALLED THEM?!" Daisy asked.
"Well I just called them up!" Clarabelle explained.
"HOW DID THEY GET HERE SO FAST?!"
"MURDER IS A BIG DEAL SIS!" One of the FBI people stated.
"OKAY WHEN WAS DAFFY FOUND LIKE THIS?!" Asked another FBI fella.
"Just a few minutes ago!" Goofy explained.
"AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH THIS IS JUST TOO MUCH!" Cried Snow White
"CRY ME A RIVER BITCH HE IS MY HUSBAND AND I AM IN SHOCK BY THE WAY!"
"Really?" Asked Donald.
"Yes Donald really, and there is blood all over your hands by the way!"
"There actually isn't, what are you talking about!"
"SHOW ME HIS BODY!"
Donna chucked Daffy's head into the hands of a FBI person while Daisy brought over the rest of the body.
"He was definitely killed recently, and that means that everyone here is a suspect!"
The FBI drove everyone down to the police station where they had to wait to get questioned one by one. While Daisy was sitting outside she began freaking out, but she knew that she just had to prove the beheading happened during the party and not after because if they found out it happened when he was alone with her then she was going to be in deep shit. Eventually Daisy was called in to talk to the cops about Daffy.
"So where were you when you found out about Daffy's murder?" Asked a cop.
"I was having a bitchin time at my birthday party!"
"I've been told that you were the one who shook Daffy so that his head flew off!"
"That is correct, and by the way I think that in doing that it makes me innocent!"
"I agree you probably are innocent!"
"Thank you, and if I'm not I can pay you to give you some more proof, oh and by the way Donald and Daffy were fighting the day before, not that that probably has anything to do with it!"
A few moments later Donald was called into the room. Daisy sat outside with some of the other people from the party and Ludwig walked over.
"It's a real shame about your husband, isn't it?"
"It sure is, I am devastated!"
"Daisy for the love of God you cannot keep this act up!"
"What act?"
"Saying that you didn't kill Daffy!"
"I did not kill Daffy, what are you getting at, did you kill Daffy Ludwig?!"
"Please it is so obvious that it was you!"
"That's crazy talk!"
"Okay well I'm just saying that most times when a wife finds out that their husband has been beheaded they don't act as calm as you are right now!"
"I am just maintaining my composure, I have to be strong for my late husband!"
"You better not let Donald get in trouble for all of this, I don't know exactly what you're up to but I feel like he is a part of your little murder plan in some way!"
"You know what Ludwig, how about you just leave so I can mourn in peace!"
"Fine!" Ludwig said before storming off.
Meanwhile in the room with Donald, things were not going in his favor.
"Is it true that you and Daffy were fighting just the other day?"
"Well ye..."
"DONALD DUCK YOU ARE ARRESTED FOR THE MURDER OF DAFFY DUCK!"
"WAIT WHAT?!"
Donald then began throwing a temper tantrum and began attacking the cops.
"I DID NOT MURDER DAFFY DUCK YOU CUNTS!"
Donald and the cops ran out of the interview room and began attacking each other in the middle of the waiting room in front of everyone from the party. Donald ended up getting tased and pepper sprayed before getting put in handcuffs and thrown into a cell.
"I wonder if they found the culprit?" Daisy asked.
"YOU FUCKING CUNT, YOU WERE THE ONE WHO FUCKING MURDERED DAFFY!" Donna screamed.
"Okay now that is a major accusation and I for one am saddened by it, I mean for Christ's sake Donna, my husband was just murdered, have a little sympathy!"
"I WILL FUCK YOU UP!"
"In the middle of a police station?!"
"I WAS BORN IN A C-SECTION PERFORMED BY MY MOM'S DAD WHO WAS ALSO RAPING HER AT THE SAME TIME AND THEN WAS RAISED IN THE SLUMS OF MEXICO, THESE COPS DON'T SCARE ME ONE FUCKING BIT!"
"Well I don't want to fight you, there has been enough bloodshed tonight if you ask me!"
Daisy looked over to see Donna glaring at her, which absolutely terrified Daisy but she couldn't show it so she got up and left.
"I'm getting tired!"
"Sure you are, want me to drive you home?"
"No thanks," Daisy then whispered in Goofy's ear, "make sure she doesn't follow me, that bitch is scary!"
That night Donna was sitting at home drinking tequila when Donald walked into the house.
"They let you go?!"
"For tonight, but I am going on fucking trial tommorow to determine wether or not I'm guilty, this is such bullshit!"
"Daisy is such a cunt, I can't fucking stand her, you know this is what she wants, she wants you to get arrested, but not because she cares if you're in jail or not, it's because you being arrested would make you controversial and less famous, she is such a jealous fucking dumbass!"
"Tell me about it, Donna I don't know what to fucking do, I get so pissed off at these assholes that they are absolutley going to blame me for Daffy's death!"
"This is not fucking fair, and shit I bet you I'll be thrown into this as well!"
"Yeah you might be, Daisy isn't a big fan of yours!"
"But you'll protect me won't you?"
"Sure!"
"Sure?!"
"Well Donna, how am I gonna protect you?!"
"You are my man!"
"Okay well I have to also protect myself too!"
"But I should come first because I am your wife!"
"Okay well can we wait until you're actually in trouble, because at the moment I am the only one who's about to get fucked up!"
"You don't care about me!"
"What the hell are you talking about!"
"The way you said sure, it just sounds so careless, and when I said I might be in trouble all you say is yeah you might be, like bitch what?!"
"Donna calm down!"
Donna slapped Donald across the face and screamed something scary in Spanish. Donald wanted to fight back for a second but Donna is scary as hell so he ran off like a pussy.
"WE ARE STILL FUCKING TONIGHT!"
"Sí mi reina!"
The next morning everyone was going apeshit on Donald. The paparazzi was following him everywhere he went and people would not shut their asses up about him murdering Daffy. Many people applauded him on the streets, many people also tried to murder him in anger, and a lot of people also wanted to know just how he planned it out and did the beheading.
"I hear he used a chainsaw, but you didn't hear that from me!" Daisy told some people who also talked to her on the streets as well.
At noon Donald was scheduled to begin his trial to determine whether or not he murdered Daffy. When he walked into the courthouse he got Vietnam flashbacks because he saw that the judge was Judge Ariel. Donald already was taking a page out of the Mickey and Minnie lawsuit trial playbook though, because he hired Elastigirl as his lawyer, knowing how well it went for the mice. Daisy also joined in the trial, she didn't have a lawyer though because she is a strong independent woman and only stupid men like Donald need them.
"Why hello everyone, we are here for the murder trial of Daffy Duck where Donald Duck is accused of killing him, so let's get started!" Judge Ariel began, "Donald Duck, explain the situation from your point of view!"
"Ariel you were at the party!"
"My name is Judge Ariel and that doesn't answer my question!"
"Oh my God okay, well I was at Daisy's surprise birthday party, and Daisy brought down Daffy and at this point he was already completely fucking lifeless and I'm one hundred percent sure he was already dead by then and then Pete picked him up and Daisy yanked him away and then his head came off!"
"Well I know that all of that happened but what was your involvement!"
"That was my involvement, nothing, I just watched the whole thing!"
"Your honor, I think we need to talk about the kerfuffle that happened between my two duckie husbands the other day!" Daisy stated.
"Miss you were not invited to speak!" Elastigirl said, standing up and posing for everyone, who then all about passed out.
"AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!" Daisy moaned.
"AKHISKDHDJ," Judge Ariel looked away, "um, yes, Daisy you were not technically invited to speak, but that is important, Donald what went on in the fight?!"
"Well Daffy and I were on the set of Donald and Daisy Duck Clubhouse and we began fighting, but there was nothing else going on!"
"What was the fight about?"
"I don't know, there is a lot of tension going on between Daffy, Daisy, Donna, and I!"
"Sexual tension?"
"No, well maybe a little with the girls!"
"So you have no sexual feelings for Daffy that make you mad at him for fucking Daisy?"
"No, I feel like this isn't really getting us anywhere!"
"Well I feel like singing, I WANNA BE WHERE THE PEOPLE ARE..."
"STOP SINGING SIS!" Elastigirl stood up and flashed her tits, causing everyone to orgasm.
"Anyhow so the fight between you and Daffy also was not the first," Judge Ariel stated, "apparently there have been a few instances of violence in the past, mainly in 1985 when in the span of a few days you and Daffy fought in Oslo, Norway when you were accepting the Nobel Peace Prize and then later when you shot him in the face!"
"Well speaking of me shooting him in the face thing there was a reason..."
"There is no reason for violence Donald!" Daisy stated.
"Daisy told me to!"
"Is this true Daisy?" Asked Judge Ariel.
"Of course not, why would I do such a thing!"
"Because she is a jealous duckling!" Elastigirl said with a moan.
"No I'm not!" Daisy said, trying to look away from Elastigirl's cameltoe.
"That is why she is blaming Donald for the murder in the first place, because she is jealous of any sort of fame he gets and is using this to get him in trouble!"
"Oh my God I am not fucking jealous of anybody, I'm Daisy Duck, people are jealous of me!"
"Well we have proof!"
"Proof that I'm jealous?" Daisy laughed.
"In 1995 when Donald and Daisy fought after the Pocahontas/ Daffy and Daisy sex tape screening in Central Park, hundreds of paparazzi were outside of the house and many recorded the entire argument inside and there is a recording of Daisy admitting to plotting the entire 1985 shooting with Mortimer Mouse, as well as many other moments of Daisy talking about her jealousy with shit like Donald's success during World War II!"
Daisy began feeling nervous, and started to get the feeling this trial wasn't going to go in her favor after all. She felt stupid not thinking about using the Elastigirl card. However what was said next made Daisy more upset than ever.
"Also Donald wants to suggest that if anyone should be on trial for the murder of Daffy, it is Daisy!"
"Well the cops have already decided that she is innocent!"
"Yes I understand," Elastigirl did several flips around the room to impress everyone, which got major applause, including for Daisy who even whistled, "but we have learned a suspicious fact about Daisy that makes us question her innocence!"
"What might that be?"
"Well Donald and I went down to the funeral home and asked to see that body, and we took it to a lab and they determined that there was a sticky substance which held Daffy's head down to his neck, and it wasn't cum which you boys on the jury can imagine doing into my mouth, it was Gorilla Glue!"
Daisy about passed out, while everyone else in the room gasped in shock.
"Goodness me!" Judge Ariel screeched, "well this does change the trial a bit, I must say!"
Daisy wanted so badly to just get up and leave, but she was trapped, and she could feel all the negativity in the room hitting her head on. She briefly turned to look at Elastigirl because her sexiness would help her mood, but all she saw was Donald giving her a vicious grin. She also saw Donna staring through the window laughing maniacally. The rest of the trial went by horribly for Daisy with Elastigirl continuously talking about how Daisy was guilty.
"Okay well we will continue this trial tomorrow, although I think it's heading in a different direction for where it started!"
"Yeah, I mean I think Daisy is kind of fucked, huh!" Elastigirl laughed.
Daisy got out as fast as she could, and people were already screaming bad shit at her from her car. Daisy immediately drove down to Mortimer's house.
"I heard how the trial went!" Mortimer said when he opened the door.
"MORTIMER I AM SO FUCKED!" Daisy screeched.
"Yeah I guess you are!"
"And you are fucked too, they have footage of me telling Donald that the two of us planned all of the shit from the past!"
"Oh fuck, Daisy you snitch!"
"Okay well Mortimer you deserve to go down with me, you were a part of this shit too!"
"Listen, neither of us are going down!"
"Yes we are, Donald has fucking Elastigirl as his damn lawyer!"
"Okay we'll just have to think of something to do!"
"Okay well I'm done listening to you!"
"Are you absolutely sure that you're in trouble?"
"Yes I am, and the worst part of it all is that they found Gorilla Glue on Daffy's neck!"
"Oh shit!"
"I need a lawyer, who's someone really hot, unfortunately Aunt Cass doesn't appear until 2014!"
"Nobody is hotter than Elastigirl!"
"There has to be someone, although when I try to think all I can do is imagine Elastigirl's booty!"
"You can just try to win!"
"Well that is very helpful, thanks Mortimer, you know what I am just so damn pissed right now I don't even want to look at you, I'm going home and drinking until I'm blackout drunk!"
On the car ride home Daisy called Donald up on the phone and began begging for mercy, "PLEASE DONALD LET'S JUST CALL A TRUCE AND FORGET ABOUT ALL OF THIS!"
"No way toots, I'm sending your ass to death row!"
"I WILL GIVE YOU A MILLION DOLLARS!"
"Daisy, all of your money is just what used to be my money, and I don't want it back!"
"Donald this isn't fair, I didn't realize you were going to have Elastigirl!"
"Listen Daisy I'll hear you complain all night long, but I'm currently in the middle of getting a blowjob from Donna!"
"OH WAIT A MINUTE, HOW ABOUT YOU HAVE DONNA AS YOUR LAWYER AND I TAKE ELASTIGIRL, THAT WOULD MAKE IT A BIT MORE EVEN!"
"See you tomorrow!" Donald hung up the phone.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!" Daisy screamed, before slamming the car into a tree, "oh damn it now I have to get a new car too, I hate everything!"
Over the next few days in court things became increasingly worse for Daisy as the jury became more and more convinced that she was the murderer of Daffy and not Donald. Even without Elastigirl people were paying attention to the evidence that was going towards Daisy being the murderer. It didn't help that since it was 2008, with the internet being very prominent the whole thing was being viewed in more ways than ever before. Daisy could hardly avoid any pieces of media on the trial. And Mortimer ended up getting blamed in many ways as well due to their being proof of his involvement. He had to hide from very intense mobs of people who went after him on the street and got a lot of gossip online. People even ended up putting up things online about how Mortimer and Daisy were suspected to be some evil power couple that were trying to ruin Donald's life. There were also several things about Team Donald or Team Daisy, like this was Twilight or something, questioning people on who they thought was innocent of murdering Daffy. But Daisy could tell that a majority of people were leaning towards Donald being the innocent one.
"Okay at the next court session we will determine whether or not Donald is guilty of murdering Daffy Duck, and it has been decided that if Donald is proven innocent then Daisy will then receive a more in depth trial to determine if she committed the crime, so see you next time!" Judge Ariel smiled, and then performed a song about sea shells or something as everyone walked out.
"Good luck!" Donna said as Daisy left the courtroom.
"Of course I suppose technically right now it's me who needs good luck, I really hope they don't say I'm guilty!" Donald laughed, Donna then began laughing too and then the two of them started making out, it was very weird actually.
Daisy noticed Elastigirl walking to her sexy motorcycle and called out, "IF I HAVE TO GO ON TRIAL FOR DAFFY'S MURDER PLEASE BE MY LAWYER!"
Elastigirl stretched all the way from the end of the parking lot to Daisy who was still at the door of courthouse, which was a very sexy sight to see, and said, "sorry sexy, but I am having some of the best sex of my life with Donald and Donna and I don't want it to end on account of me helping you!"
"You can have good sex with me, I'm sure my clit is just as good as Donna's, we have a lot of similar features!"
"That's okay, see ya, wouldn't wanna be ya, because you are fucked!"
Daisy ran home (she had to walk everywhere now because her car was damaged and she was becoming way too mean to all her drivers with the stress she'd been put through), sobbing the whole way there, and then threw an absolute temper tantrum in her bedroom. She broke everything in the room, jumped up and down on the bed until the bed collapsed, kicked and screamed on the floor, and banged her head against the wall until she was knocked out. The trial would be the next afternoon and she was furious that she was going to have to attend, she couldn't attend, she had to do something, anything. Suddenly though something actually did seem to come together. She put on the TV and High School Musical 2 was on. This would normally make her want to kill herself because she hated this movie with all of her soul (even though she recreated the Fabulous number on a daily basis) but it reminded her of an invitation that she received a few months before. It was to go to the Disney Channel Games, an event where all of the gorgeous, not at all talented, future drug addicts that Disney Channel had to offer would compete at Disney's Wide World of Sports at Disney World in games that would show the world just how unathletic they were. Both Daisy and Donald were originally invited to this bullshit but of course both declined. But the first day of this five episode event would start tomorrow and Daisy could make the excuse that this was just so important to her that she couldn't go to the trial, and she was also going to attempt to get someone else involved to get the trial really postponed.
The next morning, when Donald woke up and was about to get ready for the trial Donna screamed from downstairs, "THERE'S A NIGGER IN THE HOUSE!"
"Donna, we don't say that word in America!"
"Since when are you so progressive?!"
"I'm not progressive I just like to be kind!"
"No you fucking don't!"
"Yes and I do and why is Mr. Moseby here?!"
When Donald got downstairs he saw that Mr. Moseby from the Suite Life of those dumbass Sprouse twins was in his living room.
"Are you ready to go Donald?!"
"You're taking me to court?"
"No you're not going to court today after all, it's been postponed, remember!"
"Um no I don't!"
"Well you agreed to go to the Disney Channel Games that are starting today!"
"I most certainly did not!"
"Well Daisy told us you were coming when she called on the phone last night to accept the invitation!"
"That fucking bitch!" Donna yelled.
"I AM NOT GOING, I DO WANT TO SEE ANY OF THOSE DISNEY CHANNEL LOSERS PRETEND LIKE THEY CAN RUN!"
"Well you already signed the contract!"
"No I did not!"
"Okay well Daisy saying you were coming was enough to count as a signature, this is Disney Channel after all, it's not like any of this is super professional!"
"THIS IS SOME BULLSHIT!"
"It is, I hate being on Disney Channel, I mean there are pedophiles everywhere and all of these kids are so fucking entitled it's not even funny, but whatever you still have to come with me!"
Mr. Moseby picked Donald up and threw him in a rusty helicopter that Disney Channel executives bought behind a Red Lobster.
"Hey Donald!"
Donald looked to see Daisy sitting in the corner of the helicopter.
"You fucking bitch!"
"What, you upset that the trial's postponed?!"
"When is the fucking trial going to be now?!"
"Well we're all booked up for this event, so the trial will be in like a week or two, that is unless something else might come up!"
"How the fuck are you even allowed to do this!"
"Business comes before determining who murdered someone!" Daisy explained.
"What do we even have to do here!"
"I don't know, I think we just have to take a few pictures and look like we are happy to be here, which should be easy for you!"
"Daisy I am so fucking mad at you right now!"
"Well don't kill me like you killed Daffy, oh well I guess I shouldn't say that since we won't determine if it was you today!"
The Disney Channel Games were worse than what Donald and Daisy could have imagined.
"Okay maybe I should have just went to the trial!" Daisy stated.
All of the kids there were entitled little brats who acted like they were the most famous things in the world, while meanwhile Donald and Daisy were right fucking there and are actually fucking important. There were four main teams, filled with some of the kids from Disney Channel shows, however there were also some foreign stars from Disney Channel shows outside the U.S. that competed as well according to Disney Wiki. Donald and Daisy thankfully didn't have to do too much and instead mostly just took some photos and a red carpet and pretended to cheer on some of the teams and try not to burst out laughing when any of the kids got hurt. At one point Nick Jonas got a splinter and started crying because it reminded him of Insulin shots and Donald and Daisy could barely breathe. Some of the stars at least kept things entertaining enough for the ducks though, especially Demi Lovato who seemed to start shit with everyone she talked to and was also high as a kite the entire time the show was being filmed. At one point Corey from That's So Raven ran into Demi and she had a full on meltdown that ended with her picking Corey up and throwing him at Brenda Song. After several hours of watching everyone play, the ducks were finally allowed to leave. Everyone there stayed at the Disney All Star Music Resort (which is really not a fucking resort by the way, it is hardly better looking than an Econo Lodge), outside of Donald and Daisy who are too bougie for that budgetary option and instead stayed at the Grand Floridian in the two most expensive rooms at the resort. Daisy stayed up late watching Keeping Up with the Kardashians and thinking about the Daffy Duck murder while eating several cupcakes that had her face on it that she got from room service. In fact she got a lot of food from room service.
"I WANT THE WHOLE FUCKING MENU BROUGHT UP TO ME, AND RUN DOWN TO EPCOT AND BRING FOOD FROM THE CHINA SECTION!"
"We can't really do that!" Said the person from room service.
"I FUCKING RUN THIS STUDIO, YOU CAN GET ME WHATEVER I WANT!"
Later on in the night Daisy heard a knock on the door and assumed it was room service. But when she opened the door she got pissed when she saw Donald standing there, but felt better when she saw that he was holding food.
"They sent the food to me, some of the people at room service knew what room I was in and only saw the last name Duck on the bags!"
"Okay gimme!"
"But I also want to tell you off!"
"Okay but I need to eat some Chinese first!"
Donald came into the room and immediately began screaming in Daisy's face.
"YOU ARE SUCH A FUCKING PUSSY, I CANNOT BELIEVE WHAT YOU HAVE DONE TO US, I SURVIVED AUSCHWITZ AND SPENDING TIME AT THIS BULLSHIT QUOTE ON QUOTE COMPETITION MAKES ME WANT TO FUCKING DIE, AND WE HAVE TO STAY HERE FOR A FUCKING WEEK, AND IT IS ALL BECAUSE YOU COULDN'T HANDLE THE FACT THAT I WAS GOING TO BE FOUND INNOCENT AND YOU WERE GONNA BE PUT ON TRIAL FOR KILLING DAFFY!" Donald screamed.
"SHUT THE FUCK UP I AM TRYING TO SLEEP!" Yelled the person from the room next door.
"YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP, I WILL COME OVER AND MURDER YOU!"
"Okay well I cannot take this shit anymore!"
"It's your fault, you're the one who has caused every bit of trouble that's occurred in the past few decades with Daffy, and you deserve to be put through shit for that!"
"Okay well to be fair killing Daffy made me happy because I just wanted to kill him, honestly Donald I really hated him and you know that, it's just a bonus that you would potentially get in trouble for it!"
"But now the trouble has gone your way and you can't handle it!"
"I can handle it, I just don't want to get caught!"
"You say the stupidest shit, and coming here is so damn stupid and pointless too, you can't hold off this trial forever, and some of your last moments of freedom will be held here!"
"I will always have freedom!"
"Oh please no you won't!"
Daisy laid on the bed and began thinking, before saying, "well I deserve it!"
"You what?!"
"Don't make me say it again, but it's true I do deserve it, I murdered Daffy and I just assumed that you would take the blame for it, I am so stupid!"
"I'm out of here, this is some trick!"
"No it isn't, at least I'm ninety nine percent sure it isn't, I actually feel bad for what I have done, and I feel bad for being jealous, and I feel bad for ruining our relationship, and I know this is a bad time to say this, when I might get arrested for murder and when you've already moved on, but whatever Donald I do feel bad for it now!"
"Well I'm happy because you should feel bad!"
"Honestly the past almost fifteen years have just been terrible, I mean I cannot believe I spent all of that time with Daffy, fucking Daffy, I felt like I was already in prison, and I have missed you more than anything Donald, and I hate seeing you with that Donna, that Mexican ripoff is the worst thing in the world to me, I mean not only am I jealous of her because of her looks and the fame she gets, but I'm jealous because she is with you when I could have been with you and it makes me depressed as fuck when I even think about the whole situation!" Daisy then began thinking more and said, "I actually think the best moment of the past fifteen years was the Christmas when we drowned your grandma and listened to Share This Day!"
"That was nice, and you know that was also the last time we were alone together!"
"Maybe things are just better when we are alone!" Daisy suggested.
At first Donald looked all turned on but then he said, "okay goodnight!" and ran out of the room. Daisy got pissed for a second after Donald left, but then quickly got happy again when he ran back into the room, said "nevermind!" and jumped into bed with her. The two of them had on of their top five hottest sex scenes of their careers in the bed that night and both felt more thrilled and happy than they had been in years.
"I HAVE MISSED YOU TOO!" Donald moaned.
"REALLY, EVEN WITH DONNA?!"
"FUCK DONNA, I MEAN SHE IS HOT AS FUCK BUT SHE CAN BE REAL CONTROLLING, and she also scares the shit out of me!"
"OH MY GOD DONALD I LOVE EVERY WORD THAT IS COMING OUT OF YOUR MOUTH!"
Donald and Daisy eventually drifted off to sleep in each other's arms, feeling truly cozy and in love with each other for the first time in years. The Disney Channel Games were still awful but much more enjoyable now that the two of them were together and at a feeling of peace. That week ended up being absolutely incredible for Donald and Daisy, who would spend the days talking and the nights all warm in their bedroom. Everything was perfect. Until it wasn't. On the last night of the trip Donald and Daisy walked up to Donald's room. They flip flopped between who's room they were staying in and the duck who's room they had got to be in charge of and it was Donald's night, but not anymore because when they opened up the door Donna was sitting on the couch with the most terrifying expression. Her eyes were wide fucking open and she looked like she could just about murder someone. Donald and Daisy both shut the door and ran down the hallway in terror, but Donna ran out the door fast as a fucking cheetah, and pulled them back into the room.
"I AM GOING TO FUCKING GUT YOU BOTH!"
"HOW DID YOU KNOW?!" Daisy asked.
"THESE DUMBASS DISNEY CHANNEL GAMES AIR ON TV YOU KNOW!"
"YOU ACTUALLY WATCHED THE DISNEY CHANNEL GAMES?!" Asked Donald.
"I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUNNY TO SEE YOU LOOK ALL TORTURED, HOWEVER INSTEAD OF SEEING THAT I SEE YOU AND DAISY PRACTICALLY LAYING ON TOP OF EACH OTHER WATCHING THE GAMES!" Donna began breathing very heavily before saying, "MY LIFE IS FUCKING HORRIBLE, I HAVE BEEN FUCKING BROKE, I LOVE IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE IN MEXICO, NOTHING SPECIAL HAS EVER HAPPENED TO ME, AND THEN YOU SHOW UP AND I THINK EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BECOME AMAZING FOR THE FIRST TIME, AND THEN YOU BETRAY ME LIKE THIS, WELL LISTEN CUNTS IT IS NOT GOING TO FLY WITH ME, YOU ARE IN SOME DEEP FUCKING SHIT RIGHT NOW, AND I PROMISE I WILL SHOW NO MERCY!
"Donna, listen I am so sorry you had to hear about it this way, but it's true Daisy and I are back together, and we are getting a divorce, PLEASE DON'T MURDER ME!"
"I AM A GOOD CHRISTIAN GIRL, I AM NOT GETTING A DIVORCE, THIS IS TILL DEATH DO US PART, I AM ENDING YOU, AND I AM USING DAISY AS MY INSPIRATION!"
Donna pulled a chainsaw out of fucking no where and pointed it at Donald. Daisy suddenly got an idea and pulled out her new iPhone 3G that Steve Jobs personally gave her and snapped a photo.
"WHAT IS THE PHOTO FOR?!"
"NOTHING!"
"OKAY WELL BACK TO MURDERING YOU!"
"OKAY NOW I AM PRETTY SURE GOD IS ALSO AGAINST MURDER!"
"HE WILL UNDERSTAND, AFFAIRS ARE SINFUL!"
Donald kicked Donna right in the face, after which Donna jumped on top of him and began biting and clawing at his flesh.
"DONALD I'LL SAVE YOU, BUT I ALSO WANT TO STAY AWAY FROM THIS CHICK!"
Daisy realized she needed to help though, so she grabbed a chair from a desk in the room and broke it on top of Donna's back.
"¡TE MATARÉ PEDAZO DE MIERDA TE SEPARARÉ PEQUEÑO MARICA TE COMERÉ ENTERO Y DESPUÉS TE HARÉ TRITOS DESDE EL DENTRO DE MI ESTÓMAGO!"
"I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!"
Donald ran up and punched Donna in the face, but Donna quickly turned around and began punching Donald multiple times in the face in a span of a few seconds so that they was pushed closer and closer to a window, which he then hit causing the glass to break slightly. Daisy quickly ran over and swung Donna around before punching her right in the crotch, and pulling Donald away from the cracking window.
"RUN!" Daisy screamed.
Donald and Daisy ran for the door, and had to dodge the chainsaw that Donna threw at both of them. Donald and Daisy ran out of the room and into a hallway. They were on a floor that could overlook the entire lobby and they screamed down for everyone to call the cops because Donna was going fucking crazy. Donna came out of the room screaming louder than Donald and Daisy had ever heard before saying the most disturbing Spanish words, I mean they didn't know what any of them meant but they sure made their spines tingle. Donna grabbed two sticks out of her pocket, flicked them together, and in literally like one second a fucking fire erupted which she then placed on the ground. The fire grew quickly and soon the entire resort was in an immediate evacuation mode with people trying to get the fuck out of there.
"HOLY SHIT WE HAVE GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE!" Donald screamed.
Donald and Daisy saw a banner welcoming the Disney Channel stars that went from the floor they were on down to the lobby. The two jumped onto it and slid down the rope, this however turned out to not be the best idea because holding onto the rope ended up giving them carpet burns on their hands. It also sucked when Donna used the chainsaw to cut the rope while they were only halfway down, sending the ducks plummeting twenty feet down to the floor and causing them to almost break several bones. But even though they were still hurt they had enough adrenaline to keep running. They turned around to see that Donna literally fucking jumped down from the floor she was on and into the lobby, without sustaining an injury of any sort, and then pull out two fucking firearms that she shot at Donald and Daisy.
"HOLY SHIT!" Daisy screamed as a bullet hit her arm.
"FUCK, I KNEW I SHOULDN'T HAVE WENT TO MEXICO!"
Donald and Daisy turned left abruptly and tried running to the nearest exit. Everyone in the hotel was trying to get out of the hotel so every exit was overflowing with people. Donald and Daisy tried to use this for their advantage, by crawling and hiding into the crowd, but Donna shoved right through everybody and always managed to find Donald and Daisy. Thankfully the ducks eventually managed to run outside but Donna did too and chased them around the outside of the resort, as the building began to crumble apart in the fire. Donna continued to shoot at the two of them, and ended up hitting several people who were around them. Security tried to tackle Donna to the ground but she managed to fight them all off very well, and even killed some of them with her bare hands. While Donna was distracted with the security guards, Daisy took the time to call Mr. Moseby up to save them with his helicopter. He flew over there and Donald and Daisy quickly hopped on, but Donna noticed them escaping, bit a security guard's head off, and began shooting into the helicopter. A bullet blew Mr. Moseby's brains out, and Donald had to take control. The two flew back to their original mansion and ran down to the safe room.
"I THINK WE ARE FINALLY SAFE!" Donald stated.
"MY FUCKING ARM IS SHOT!"
"I'M SURE YOU WILL BE FINE!"
"I HOPE SHE DOESN'T TELEPORT FROM FLORIDA!"
"Well I think we can say that Donna didn't really take us being together again too well!" Donald laughed.
"Well I'm taking it well!" Daisy giggled, before pulling the bullet out of her arm.
"I can't even remember the last time we were in this house alone together!"
"It was our big fight!"
"That's true, wait a second we still have to deal with all of the trial shit, you might be found guilty of murdering Daffy!"
"That's true I might be, or someone else could!"
"What are you talking about?!"
"I snapped a picture of Donna with a chainsaw, maybe this could be a new piece of evidence!" Daisy smiled.