The Original Ducksekeeter

Chapter 7: The Mouse Café

The mouse café was very far from the studio, in fact it was very far from anything. Thankfully the ducks stole one of those "old timey" cars, as Daisy called it. The unfortunate thing though was that the "old timey" car did not work the same way modern cars do for some reason.
"CAN THIS CAR GO ANY SLOWER!" Donald complained to Daisy as she drove.
"HOW ABOUT YOU DRIVE IF YOU THINK YOU CAN FIX EVERYTHING!" She yelled back.
Donald and Daisy screamed at each other for the next ten minutes until Ludwig offered to drive.
"Thank you so much!" Daisy yelled.
"That is so thoughtful!" Hollered Donald.
When the next millennium arrived the ducks finally arrived at their destination. The Mouse Café was made out of camembert cheese, was two stories, and was very busy.
"Well this is a hopping place!" Ludwig said, jumping out of the car.
"I hope they make good refreshers!" Daisy screamed.
"You're so white," said Donald.
"Fuck off, oh, I wonder if they have boba!"
"Girl."
The ducks opened up the door and to say the least it was not what they expected. What they had expected was a normal looking coffee shop, and what was there instead was the kind of thing you'd see at the movie theater Pee-Wee Herman got arrested at. The second they walked in a woman gave herself a golden shower which went right into Daisy's face.
"How's that for a refresher," Donald mumbled.
The "café" was completely bonkers. There was an orgy at every corner, strippers on every table, and even cum flavored coffee with the manager's actual cum in it. But it wasn't just horny, there were also singers, a mechanical bull, a bouncy house, slides, cults, gangs, people getting murdered, 20s music, it was very hopping indeed.
"Let's go find Minnie before we get distracted," Donald said, just as Daisy went topless and walked towards one of the orgies.
"I'll be there in five minutes," Daisy called over.
"No, we are finding them right now!" Ludwig screamed.
The ducks walked up to the bar where a naked pregnant lady was serving.
"WE'RE HERE FOR MINNIE!" Donald yelled.
"All three of you?" The bartender asked, confused.
"Yes!"
"At the same time?"
"Yes!"
"She won't have an opening like that for a while," said the bartender.
"I'm confused," Ludwig whispered.
"She's a whore," Daisy answered.
"Let me think, maybe tomorrow!"
"Jesus, she can't be that good!" Donald complained.
"Bitch, I want her now!" Daisy screamed.
"Bitch, I don't care, Minnie is with the president at the moment, but you didn't hear that from me, so it's going to be a while for even one person to go in and bone her, let alone three!"
"Well I am giving this dump a very bad review on Yelp!" Daisy sobbed, after which she joined that orgy.
Donald and Ludwig went up to the small section of the café that actually served coffee and talked about what they should do.
"I think we should just wait until she eventually comes out, there's more than enough fun we can have for the rest of the night!"
"Good idea, I have been very tempted to join one of those orgies since we arrived!"
Donald ran over to the orgy that Daisy was attending, while Ludwig joined the lesbian one.
"OH MY GOD THIS IS THE BEST ORGY I HAVE EVER FELT!" Donald quacked.
"I KNOW, THE MAN BEHIND ME IS RAILING ME SO GOOD!"
"HE BETTER NOT BE TOO GOOD!"
"OH QUIT ACTING JEALOUS DONALD, I SEE THAT MAN OVER THERE GOING DOWN ON YOUR COCK LIKE THAT!"
Meanwhile at the lesbian orgy Ludwig used one of his inventions to switch his genitals with a lady.
"I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO DO THIS!" Ludwig yelled as he began scissoring a bunch of women.
"CAN I KEEP IT?!" The lady asked as several women began blowing her.
"SURE, I LOVE SCISSORING!"
The ducks were having a very good time but were eventually getting worn out doing the orgies.
"Let's go get some coffee!" Daisy suggested.
Donald and Daisy ran up to the counter and bought ten cum flavored coffee for each of them.
"THAT IS SO YUMMY!" Daisy moaned as the cumffeinated juice touched her lips, "THIS CUM IS SO GOOD I WANT TO TASTE ITS OWNER!"
Daisy ran over to the naked bartender again.
"I WANT TO SEE THE MANAGER!"
"ME TOO!" Donald yelled from behind.
"He's in the bathroo..."
Donald and Daisy darted over to the loo faster than you could even get hard. Daisy kicked the door open and Donald began looking under every single stall.
"Everyone I'm seeing isn't him!" Donald explained.
"How will we know it's him?"
"We'll know!"
At the final stall there was this huge and beefy mouse and it was at that moment they knew who the manager was.
"I WANT YOUR CUM!" Daisy yelled before jumping on the manager and giving him quite an aggressive blowjob.
"LET ME IN!"
Donald kicked Daisy off of him and began to suck the manager's dick even harder. Daisy was quick to get back on and the three of them had a masterclass of a threesome. It went on for four hours straight and when they were done, Donald and Daisy felt as if they had just run a marathon, they were so sore.
"You know what, I think I have something that will make you feel more active," the Manager smiled.
Donald and Daisy liked the sound of that.
The manager pulled a cookie out of his ass and Donald and Daisy both split it without hesitation. The effects from the cookie hit fast. They didn't know what was in it but it felt as if they had just snorted heroin, Pulp Fiction style, drank twenty bottles of Diet Coke, got molested by Bill Cosby and Michael Jackson, pierced their genitals (which they actually really did at one point that night), and have the brain of the Autism Speaks man's grandson.
"OH MY GOD DONALD I THINK I'M BRAINDEAD!"
"I THINK I'M FLYING!"
"ARE WE SHOUTING!"
"WE MIGHT BE, MAYBE WE SHOULD TALK LOUDER, SO WE CAN HERE EACH OTHER BETTER!"
"THAT'S LITERALLY NOT WHAT I ASKED!"
Daisy walked about two feet away from Donald and then began sobbing on the floor.
"DONALD WHERE ARE YOU, I CAN'T FIND YOU!"
"I'M RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU!"
"OH THERE YOU ARE!"
Daisy began sobbing even harder on Donald's shoulder.
"I THOUGHT I LOST YOU FOREVER!"
"YOU ALMOST DID, WE GOT TO MAKE SURE IT DOESN'T HAPPEN AGAIN!"
Donald noticed one of the strippers was dressed like a police officer.
"MISS, ARE HANDCUFFS PART OF THAT GETUP?" Donald asked.
"YOU'LL HAVE TO PULL THEM OUT OF MY CLITEROUS!"
"OKAY!"
After she stripped she laid on the ground and Donald began to put his hand on her vagina.
"YOU'RE CHEATING, YOU HAVE TO USE YOUR TEETH!"
Donald put his teeth into her clitoris and pulled the handcuffs out, along with a liquidity orgasm. Donald then put them on him and Daisy.
"NOW WE'LL NEVER LEAVE EACH OTHER!"
"OH DONALD, YOU ARE SO SMART, HOW DID I GET A MAN LIKE YOU?"
"BECAUSE I DID THIS!"
Donald threw Daisy onto a table and began boning her. After they both orgasmed, they got back up and ran over to the orgies and joined them for another minute. At this rate Donald and Daisy's brain cells were deteriorating at an alarming rate, which made everything ten times more fun.
"LET'S GO IN THE BOUNCY HOUSE!" Suggested Daisy.
"GOOD IDEA!"
*bouncy houses did not actually exist back in 1927, but whatever.
Donald and Daisy ran into the bouncy house which was very convenient because they didn't need to use their failing legs, and instead could just fall flat on their faces to move/bounce around. The bouncing sensation felt so delectable on the duck's bodies, it was as if all of the air was sucked out of the world, and the ground turned into a marshmallow that would stick onto your flesh. Also, in order to penetrate, all Donald and Daisy had to do was lay on top of one another and the bounce house did all the work.
"DONALD!" Cried Daisy.
"DAISY!" Cried Donald.
"DONALD!" Cried Donald.
"DAISY!" Cried Daisy.
They began bouncing higher and higher, so high that they eventually touched the roof of the bounce house. They screamed and moaned as the net at the top bit at their tail feathers. The bouncing caused Donald's cock to go further into Daisy's vagina than ever before. The mice surrounding them in the bounce house began cheering them on.
"I'M ABOUT TO CUM!" Donald screamed.
The cheering went louder.
"ME TOO!" Cried Daisy.
Just as they orgasmed the ducks hit the floor of the bounce house so hard that it popped, sending everyone in it flying across the building. Donald and Daisy miraculously landed on the mechanical bull. Donald got his tail feathers caught under the saddle where there was glue holding it on. Donald's dick was also very deep into Daisy after the fall, to the point that it was painful (even if Daisy liked the pain).
"Looks like you two are ready!" The mechanical bull operator yelled.
The operator pushed on a button and the mechanical bull started moving slowly. Donald and Daisy were warmly penetrating at this point. But suddenly the bull began to go slightly faster, and then faster, and then even faster, and then so fast Donald and Daisy could barely breathe.
"OH MY GOD DONALD I AM SO HAPPY THAT I TAKE BIRTH CONTROL!"
"I DON'T EVEN THINK THAT I NEED A CONDOM, BECAUSE IT FEELS LIKE MY PENIS IS ABOUT TO BREAK OFF!"
Donald and Daisy tried to get off of the mechanical bull but Donald was still stuck.
"JUST YANK YOUR TAIL FEATHERS!" Orgasmed Daisy.
"I CAN'T, MY WINGS ARE NUMB!"
"FINE I'LL GET IT!"
Daisy tried to get out of the position she was in but Donald's cock was still stuck deep into her vagina.
"WHAT DO WE DO!?" Asked Daisy.
"I DON'T KNOW, I'M SO SCARED!" Donald began sobbing and giggled.
Daisy realized she had a plan. As the bull went back and forth she would hold out her hand and eventually she would get close enough that she could rip out the tail feathers. This was difficult however since she could only use the hand that wasn't in handcuffs. But Daisy still decided to go forth with her plan as after a few tries she finally caught the tail feathers and ripped them out from under the saddle. Donald and Daisy were both thrown from the bull and flew all the way up the staircase where they landed at the top, where Donald still was.
"THAT WAS THE MOST FUN RIDE I'VE EVER BEEN ON!" Daisy squealed like a child.
"WAIT, MY COCK IS STILL IN YOU!"
IT WAS STUCK!
"HERE I'LL GET IT OUT!"
Donald tried to get himself out.
"OH MY GOD DONALD IT FUCKING HURTS!"
"I'M TRYING TO MAKE IT AS EASY AS POSSIBLE!"
After an hour of trying the ducks finally gave up.
"I'LL JUST WAIT UNTIL MY PERIOD, TILL HAVE TO SLIP OUT THEN!
"WHENS YOUR TIME OF MONTH?!"
"I HAD IT YESTERDAY."
"GIRL I'M NOT WAITING A FUCKING MONTH, THERE HAS TO BE ANOTHER WAY!"
"ALCOHOL IS A SLIPPERY SUBSTANCE, LETS JUST GET SOME AND DRIP IT ALL OVER, THAT MIGHT HELP," Daisy plotted.
Donald and Daisy got up and began to descend the stairwell. But there was an issue. That cookie was getting to the scary part as Donald and Daisy realized that their journey was about to come to an end.
"I can't..." Donald began, "feel."
"Me... neither." Daisy agreed.
After a couple seconds Donald and Daisy became legally deaf, but thankfully they knew morse code. This worked for a couple seconds until all of the movement in their body stopped and they fell to the floor. The two began to move like slugs on the ground to get to the bar. This would have been easy if the café was empty, but since it was crowded all of the mice were trampling all over them. But then the next problem came up, the already blurry vision the ducks had was starting to get even blurrier, and in the span of three seconds they went from Marlee Matlin to Helen Keller, and all they could see was black. They could know longer move, see, or hear anything, and at this point the ducks gave up and sucrumbed to the cookie.
After what felt like a couple centuries, Donald and Daisy finally awoke.
"Are we dead?" Daisy mumbled.
"I'm pretty sure," said Donald.
They looked around and saw that they were in a room that was completely dark besides a candle that was being held by a man standing in the corner.
"Is one of us gonna bring up that bitch?" Asked Daisy.
"Daisy, everything is numb, I literally don't care what he does to us!"
"Wait a second, your dick isn't in me anymore, maybe that man helped us!"
"Well on a possibly related note my penis was cut off!"
Donald began screaming but Daisy thanked her lucky stars she was born a woman.
"Oh calm down Donald, you just said everything is numb it probably doesn't even hurt."
"I don't give two shits if it doesn't hurt, I want my penis back!"
Daisy jumped up and quickly began screaming as well.
"MY FUCKING HEAD!"
Donald jumped up as well.
"MINE TOO, THE NUMBNESS ISN'T HELPING THIS TIME!"
The ducks were experiencing the craziest fucking hangover the world had ever known.
"We just have to find..." Daisy screamed in anguish, "what was I talking about?"
"I can't remember!"
Donald and Daisy walked as slow as possible, any sudden movement would cause their head to hurt. So of course that cunt in the corner grabbed their heads and threw them to the ground.
"YOU MOTHERFUCKER, I'M GOING TO SHOVE THAT CANDLE UP YOUR EYE!" Screamed Donald.
Suddenly the room was filled with light as several mice popped up around the room, also with candles.
"WE'RE THE MICE GANG!" They all chanted.
"I can't do this shit right now," Daisy whispered.
"AND WE SAVED YOU!"
"How?!" Asked Donald.
"Well after you two overdosed, or whatever the fuck that was, in middle of the floor, our gang picked you up and helped to have you not get trampled!" The man from the corner explained.
Another mouse stated, "we also helped get you two unattached!" to which Daisy gave her thanks and Donald threw a tantrum.
The ducks walked out of the room, still at a snail's pace because of their heads, and remembered why they even came to the café in the first place.
"She has to be done OW with the president by now," Daisy assumed.
Donald and Daisy headed back downstairs and asked the bartender if Minnie was finished.
"They said that they'll need at least another hour," she said.
"Well at least that gives us time OW MY FUCKING HEAD to rest our heads," Daisy smiled.
Donald and Daisy decided that they were too tired and hung over to keep staying in the café so they decided to go to the car and drive around to pass the time. But while they were walking there they noticed that man who was standing in the corner.
"Hey Daisy, look, it's that man who was standing in the corner!" Donald smiled.
"That's funny," Daisy laughed, "wait a minute, what is he doing?"
The man walked up to Donald and Daisy's car and began to drive off in it.
"JESUS FUCKING CRHIST DONALD HE IS STEALING OUR CAR!"
"I CAN SEE THAT!"
Despite their violent hang over Donald and Daisy ran as fast as they could to the car and began to chase it down.
"What are you retards doing?!" The man yelled out the window.
"So what you think that because you saved us that gave you an excuse to take our car?!" Yelled Daisy.
"I don't know what you're even talking up, just fuck off!" The man yelled before rolling up his window.
Thankfully the car moved at a snail pace, so even at Donald and Daisy's snail pace they could still keep up with it. The ducks chased the car for about 20 minutes before they finally caught up to it.
"GIVE US OUR CAR!" The ducks yelled.
"THIS IS MY CAR!"
Donald and Daisy jumped through the window and began stabbing the man to death, while the car flew into a tree. Thankfully when the tree landed on the car it only crushed the man and Donald and Daisy were unharmed.
"I guess we'll have to walk back, at least Minnie should be done by then," said Daisy.
Donald and Daisy made their way back to the café and as soon as they approached it they both got shocked at what they saw. Their car was sitting at the opposite end of the entrance, and it was the same car as the one that the man in the corner was driving.
"FUCK DONALD WE MURDERED HIM!"
"Be quiet, look, we're only going to be in there for a couple more minutes and just think about who we're going to murder next!"
"You're right, I won't worry!"
The ducks walked inside and everyone was going batshit crazy.
"TINGLES WAS MURDERED!" Everyone was calling out.
"Tingles better not be that cunt from the corner," whispered Daisy.
"No, because we have very good luck."
Everyone in the Mice Gang grabbed weapons.
"WE'RE GOING TO GET THE BODY!" They all chanted, "AND WE'RE VERY GOOD AT CHECKING FINGERPRINTS!"
"Well gosh, that body could be anywhere, it could take you years to find it," Daisy said, shaking her head sadly.
"He's about an hour from here in a car with several stab wounds and a tree on top of him!" One of the members of the Mice Gang said, "I made a deal with the devil to see anything my heart desires," the mouse explained.
"That's fantastic," said Donald.
The Mice Gang ran out of the café like a bunch of soldiers.
"Lets just hurry up and murder her," whispered Daisy.
They ran up to the bartender.
"IS SHE DONE!?" They asked.
"In five minutes," she smiled, "fuck, I would hate to be the mouse that killed Tinkles, I mean the Mouse Gang is already vicious, you know raping kids and ripping out organs with their teeth, but I can't imagine what their going to do to the bitch who killed their leader!"
"Yeah," Donald smiled uncomfortably, "I would hate to be them!"
The Mouse Gang slammed open the door to the café.
"JESUS THAT WAS LIKE FIVE SECONDS!" Screamed Donald.
"The deal with the devil also included moving very fast," the bartender explained.
"IT WAS YOU TWO, WE CAN TELL BY THE FINGERPRINTS, YOU TWO ARE THE ONLY ONES HERE NOT WEARING GLOVES!"
Donald and Daisy were lifted up by the gang members and thrown into a corner.
"CAN WE SEE MINNIE FIRST!?" Daisy cried out, but no one could hear since the Mice Gang was screaming shit in Latin or something.
"Did you two kill Tinkles?" One of the gang members said, almost as a whisper.
"Yes!" Screamed Donald.
"Maybe!" Screamed Daisy.
They were lifted from their feet.
"OH MY GOD DONALD THIS IS IT!"
They could feel themselves being shaken around and shut their eyes as they expected to get killed any second. However, they were so worried that they didn't even realize that the Latin was actually friendly and that the Mice Gang wasn't upset. They were actually happy.
Finally one of them called out, "YOU HAVE FREED US!"
Another one said, "WE FUCKING HATED, TINKLES WE HAVE WANTED HIM DEAD FOR YEARS!"
Donald and Daisy both smiled gleefully as the Mice Gang began cheering.
"YOU TWO SHALL BE OUR NEW LEADERS!"
The ducks were lifted up into the air and shook around with excitement, which they loved even though it really fucked up their headaches. However as they kept shaking around something bad happened. The mice ears and tail fell off of them and immediately everyone began to lose their shit.
"THEY'RE DUCKS!" Everyone shouted.
"KILL THEM WITH FIRE!"
"Wait a minute," Daisy said quickly, "we're not really ducks, we're just dressing up!"
Suddenly Ludwig walked over looking like Amanda Bynes.
"LUDWIG, TELL THEM WE'RE NOT REALLY DUCKS!" Screamed Daisy.
"Bitsh whyu tal y r a duckere!" He spit out, before collapsing.
Donald and Daisy were trampled on and beat up by all of the mice.
"I THOUGHT WE WERE YOUR NEW LEADERS!" They called out, but nobody listened.
"DAISY WE JUST HAVE TO FIGHT THEM OFF AND GET TO MINNIE!"
"DONALD THIS HANGOVER IS RAPING MY BRAIN, I CAN'T FUCKING MOVE!"
Donald and Daisy finally got out by eating through the mouse in front of them, which was hard because he was really fat and that made him chewy. Although they had just gotten out from there, they still had the issue that they were so fucking hung over it wasn't even funny.
"COME ON DAISY IF CHARLIE SHEEN COULD FILM A WHO SEASON OF TWO AND A HALF MEN HUNG OVER THEN WE CAN TOO!"
"FILM A SEASON OF TWO AND A HALF MEN?!"
"YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN!"
Donald and Daisy used any bit of energy they could to run from the mice.
"ESCORT MINNIE AND GET HER FAR AWAY FROM HERE, THEY'RE TRYING TO FIND HER!" The bartender yelled.
"YOU FUCKING SNITCH!" Screamed Daisy.
The ducks began to slowly climb up the staircase.
"WE JUST HAVE TO FIND HER!" Donald sobbed.
At this point the mice grabbed the ducks' legs and started to drag them down the staircase.
"JUST FIGHT THEN DAISY!"
"I BEED TYENOL!"
Their vision was started going blurry as their heads kept raping their brains.
"JUST CLIMB!" Donald screeched.
The ducks slowly made their way up the staircase like it was Mount Everest or some shit. Finally they made it to the top, but that didn't even matter since the mice were still on top of them. The ducks could see a door open and saw a man walk out and grab them.
"YOU TWO ARE IN BIG TROUBLE, DUCKS ARE NOT ALLOWED IN MICE TERRITORY!"
"Who do you think you are!?" Daisy bitched.
"THAT'S THE PRESIDENT, CALVIN COOLIDGE, GOD DUCKS ARE RETARDED!" One of the mice in the crowd yelled.
"Well bitch I'm from the future and no one gives two shits about Calvin Coolidge outside of that little girl who was on Ellen!"
Calvin shoved Donald and Daisy to the ground and began strangling them.
"I'm not fucking taking this!" Donald screamed before kicking Calvin in the genitals that Minnie had just polished.
He fell over dramatically and Donald and Daisy began limping out. But the mice were not far behind as there were more of them and they weren't hung over. The ducks were almost at the end of the hallway and knew that there wasn't much else they could do. They tried opening everyone's door but they were all locked and the mice chasing them were closing in. But just as the mice got to them a door was thrown open and Donald and Daisy were grabbed. Donald and Daisy spent a while to catch their breath and rest their heads, before looking up to see Mortimer Mouse.
"MORTIMER YOU SAVED US!" Daisy screamed.
"But why, we're ducks!"
"I knew that she was a duck the moment I saw her, I'm not retarded like those other mice, and I like anyone who's trying to kill Minnie and Mickey!"
"Will the other mice let you take us out?" Asked Donald.
"No, they hate me too since I don't take their bullshit!"
"Then how are we going to escape?" Daisy cried.
"This'll be risky, but I do have a plan!"
Mortimer got a match box and after lighting it, he put it right on the walls. The camembert immediately burst into flames and the mice outside started screaming.
"RUN!" Mortimer screamed.
They ran out of the room and began shoving through the crowd of mice. Mortimer was thankfully very fast, but Donald and Daisy were the slowest at the café, and their heads were not going to let anyone break that record. Mortimer lifted them both up and began charging down the staircase.
"WAIT, GRAB LUDWIG!"
Mortimer picked Ludwig, who had just overdosed, and the four of them finally got out of the café.
"GET TO A CAR, I'M GOING TO BLOCK THE DOOR!"
Donald and Daisy got situated in their car, while Mortimer blocked the door with a large stone that just happened to be sitting there. Mortimer hopped into the car and began driving. They all watched as the café melted down, a flood cheese spreading around. They could also see the mice inside all burning down in the flaming hot chee(tos)se.
"That was close!" Daisy sighed.
"Wait, what's that?!" Donald pointed out.
The members of the Mice Gang stood up but it was not as sexy as when Daenerys did it.
"FUCK THATS RIGHT, THEIR DEAL WITH THE DEVIL ALSO INCLUDED BEING FIRE PROOF!" Mortimer complained.
The Mice Gang charged into their car which was the fastest car at that time. They pulled out guns and started shooting at the ducks and Mortimer.
"PUT YOUR HEADS DOWN!" Mortimer called back, "WE GOT TO LOSE THEM, THEIR CAR IS MUCH FASTER THAN OURS!"
Mortimer drove off the road and up and hill.
"They're still behind us!" Daisy called over to Mortimer.
"I CAN SEE THAT!"
"Where's Ludwig's bag, there's weapons we can use!" Donald realized.
"Well where the fuck is it?!" Daisy asked.
"Let's ask him!"
"He fucking ODed!"
Donald began to give him mouth to mouth.
"WE DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS SHIT!" Yelled Daisy.
She grabbed Ludwig, put her hand down his throat, and ripped out all of the drugs in his digestive system.
"SHIT WHAT HAPPENED?!" He screamed.
"WHERE IS THE FUCKING BAG!?" Donald and Daisy screamed back.
"It's up my ass, here I'll get it!"
Ludwig pulled out the bag and a gun and began shooting at the Mice Gang. The Mice Gang also ducked down, but none of the bullets hit them. They both kept driving up the hill, as the tires began to grow weaker.
"ONE OF US WILL HAVE TO STOP EVENTUALLY!" Screamed Donald.
"IT JUST BETTER NOT BE US!" Responded Mortimer.
Eventually the ducks got to the top of the hill and saw that there was a cliff.
"I HAVE AN IDEA!" Ludwig smiled.
"WE ARE NOT THELMA AND LOUISING THIS BITCH LUDWIG!"
"YES WE ARE, MORTIMER DRIVE OFF THE CLIFF!"
"ARE YOU FUCKING CRAZ..."
"DO IT!"
Mortimer floored it off to the cliff as the Mice Gang went after them.
"WHAT DO WE DO?!" One of the Mice gang members asked.
"THEY'RE NOT ACTUALLY GOING TO DO IT, THEY'RE GONNA TURN AROUND ONCE THEY REACH THE CLIFF TO THROW US OFF OR SOMETHING, BUT WE'LL BE READY!"
But they didn't turn around once they reached the cliff, they flew right off of it, and the Mice Gang flew off with them.
"YOU RETARD, NOW WE'RE GONNA JOIN THEIR SUCIDE!"
Ludwig opened the door and climbed onto the roof.
"WHATEVER HE IS DOING BETTER WORK!" Screamed Mortimer.
"IT WILL, I THINK!" Daisy smiled uncomfortably.
The car began to get closer to the ground, and Donald, Daisy, and Mortimer began screaming louder than they ever had before. They could see the ground get closer and closer until finally they reached it. They shut their eyes and took their final breath as they hit the ground and died.