My Posh idiot (BOOK 2)

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Iman Harriott ~

"Alistair..."

"Mhm" he hummed

"How long has it been since you've wanted to fuck me?" I asked

Don't worry, I made sure nobody was around

He nearly choked on his water in his mug.

"Iman- why would you ask such question like that?"

"I don't know Alistair- you tell me why?" I sarcastically sang

"There's been no timeframe on when I wanted to-" Alistair was about to finish his sentence, but couldn't as one of the makeup artist came to powder my face

"No timeframe my ass..." I mumbled, loud enough for Alistair to hear

I could feel his eyes on me. I liked that his eyes were on me- it literally answered my question for me. Also his heated eye contact was making me feel some type of way downstairs.

"If you wanted to...that's all you should say" I cut my eye at Alistair quickly, as he chuckled to himself

I waited for the makeup artist to be finished with my makeup, before I said anything else to him.

"Alistair that's not funny, and I didn't ask that question as a joke. I was being serious" I told him

"But why?"

"These two weeks I thought you were being yourself. Alana stopped by yesterday and your whole demeanour changed. You were acting different towards me on air yesterday. You didn't even speak to me when we weren't on air. And Wednesday you forgot that you had a whole wife and-"

"Can we discuss this somewhere private?" Alistair cut me off

"We're soon going back on air soon" I rolled my eyes

"Afterwards Harriott"

...

"As the elections are coming up, that means everyone is deciding who to vote for. Now today may be easy for society to make that decision as reform chairman Richard Tice had made some interesting comments yesterday..." I introduced the segment

"...It has come to peoples attention that Andrew Parker who was not paid by channel 4, had secretly recorded the reform chairman, catching racist and homophobic remarks made by him. A trigger warning to all- here are some of the comments Tice has made" Alistair explained further, as a short clip came up for the audience and viewers at home to see

"This is why Guy Fawkes did what he did"...

I said to myself after watching the clip. No seriously they want us to have our vote, but say bullshit like that and then backtrack when they get caught.

I'm not surprised though. This is Nigel Farage's party. This is the same man that expresses his hatred for 'foreigners', but swears up and down it's not like that.

Gosh I'll never forget when the public favoured him more than Nella Rose. I knew the world had gone mad.

I'm telling you right now, we're in a scary place and Nigel has got people like that in his party and wants our vote...I won't be shocked if they actually win. This country is so focused on making Britain 'Britain' again, but are the same people that caused destruction to Britain in the first place.

"God bless England because lord we're gonna need it" I said to myself, taking a chug of water

"They need to stop creating these parties and start labelling them as hate groups" Alistair spoke causing a round of an applause from the audience and a shocking look from me