Alright - 2p!America

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You and Allen were sat on the couch, occasionally jumping up and down while screaming at the TV. What were you doing?

Why, you were playing Mario Kart.

Allen was just about to cross the finish line when you put on a burst of speed and passed him, taking first place.

You jumped on the couch and started doing a victory dance. "Come at me, Jones!" you crowed.

Allen grumbled and threw his controller to the ground. "Fuck me!" he growled.

Your eyes widened and you stopped jumping, getting down low and facing him. Making sure you showed as much cleavage as possible you whispered:

"Alright, bend over."

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thanks 4jillybean18 for making this a part of my every day vocabulary

please request something I'm starting to run out of ideas

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