Hetalia x Reader Drabbles

Peanut Butter - Prussia (ft. Germany)

In advance I am so sorry for this

"Gilbert," you sighed, "This is a horrible idea."

You were at your friend Gilbert's house and he just had possibly the most stupid idea in all of human history.

"Kesesese!" he snickered, "What could possibly go wrong, (Y/N)?"

You sighed again, "Alright. Your funeral."

You sat back and watched Gilbert walk up to his brother, Ludwig, with a jar of peanut butter in hand. Ludwig was currently doing important paper work and looked like he did not want to be disturbed.

Gilbert took a spoonful of peanut butter and smeared it down his brother's face. Ludwig slowly turned around and glared at his older brother.

Gilbert simply whispered, "Peanut bruder."

{BONUS ENDING}

"Come back here you dumpkoff!" Ludwig screamed. He was chasing Gilbert around with his pistol, all while Gilbert screamed, "No bruder! You're turning into Vash!"

You sighed as you watched the two brothers bicker. He couldn't say you didn't warn him.

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so this was inspired by a tumblr text post so i can't take all the credit

on a completely unrelated note, 50 PARTS BITCHES