old school

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I didn't have school today :)

So, naturally, I went to school.

My old school.

You know, the one with Mrs. "Douchette" and my shitty science teacher who kicked people out before the lab even started and my math teacher that wouldn't ever answer my questions.

It felt so weird to come back.

I only live a few blocks away, so I walked up at like 11 and waited around, talked to the school nurse about high school and shit. The first lunch came down (kindergarten through second grade) and I said hi to all my old teacher and mY KINDERGARTEN TEACHER IS THE SWEETEST THING

The first thing she said when she saw me was "OH MY GOODNESS HELLO HONEY WHY AREN'T YOU IN SCHOOL" then she hugged me.

Btw, it's because there was a teacher meeting, it's not like I'm sick or anything.

So I saw all my old teachers and my kindergarten teacher was like "have you gone upstairs yet?" And I hadn't because I wasn't sure if I was allowed to but she told me to do it anyway so I did.

I talked with some fourth graders and almost turned off the lights in their classroom by accident.

I hugged a bunch of people.

Aaaaaand I purposely went to Mrs. Douchette's room.

I went in with the current eighth grade (even though I hate calling them that because when I'm there they still feel like seventh graders to me) and Mrs D was like "HEY CATHERINE TALK TO THEM ABOUT HIGH SCHOOL"

Because she is OBSESSED WITH THAT TOPIC

I swear to god

She kept asking me how much homework I had on a nightly basis (I lied to make her feel good about herself) and how hard I'm taking it and all that shit

The one thing I said was good was the fact that the lunch periods are 25 minutes long (they're only 15 minutes at my old school, at least for the older kids) and then she left the room for a few minutes so I could answer questions the eighth graders didn't want to ask in front of her

I didn't bullshit them at that point

Once that was done I went around a little more, went down to lunch with the middle school, talked to my old art teacher (she gave me free ice cream because they were low on pizza, unfortunately) then I went out and talked to some seventh graders at recess.

God I miss recess.

After that I left, saying goodbye to the one teacher (that's still there, like 5 teachers left last year) I actually liked before walking home again.

Now I've just been watching American Horror Story and trying to negotiate a good time for my friend to come with me to this local fair tonight because I really don't want to be stuck with my parents all night there.

Also my period started -_-

I also think a bunch of my readers might hate me for the stuff I did in one of my books and I'm trying to slowly regain their trust but idk how so...

Yeah

-Cat

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