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i met my cousin's boyfriend's daughter today.

let me just say.

ew.

she acts like a fucking highschooler.

wanna know how old she is?

nine.

NINE FUCKING YEARS OLD.

wears crop tops and short shorts and shit like that.

her dad lets her go out like that. my dad would have my head on a platter. (thats if i was nine and dressed the way she does).

when i was nine, i went through this horrible time in my life which made me depressed. not gonna go into that.

anyways back on track.

she kept staring at me.

YEAH I HAVE ACNE! SO WHAT.

I was playing with this little boy, his name is cooper. he's so cute and smiley i love him! I would marry him but he's two... :(

she looked as if she was jealous because no one was talking to her. litterally. she played on her phone the whole time.

her brother noah, he's alright i guess.

you could tell she was trying to get on my cousin's good side. helping her bake and shit.

i made frosting with my cousin which was the bomb.com!

she was holding her purse the whole time litterally.

her dad was like "ceclia, are you ever going to put that purse of yours down?"

she was flaunting her phone off like it was some magical device that no one has.

its an iphone 4. not like anyone doesn't have that.

my cousin april was telling me earlier this week that ceclia asked her if she could get a bra.

she doesn't even need one. she's got a really flat chest.

remember, this girl is in fourth grade.

sorry if there are any nine year olds reading this. you may be different unlike this girl.

-ash

ps. i know i sound like a bitch. im sorry.

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