Being Phil's Twin Sister

Chapter 32 - Writing

I woke up the next morning knowing that I had to do the big pile of paperwork that was sat on my desk waiting for me. I slowly started to get up but Dan pulled me closer to him I said "Dan I'd love to stay here but I've got paperwork to fill out and it sort of needs doing" he mumbled "but Bee I'm comfy" I said "I know you are so am I but it needs to be done trust me when I say that" he sighed and said "alright then but I will be checking up on you to see if you are alright because I know when you are in work mode you won't eat or drink till your done or in pain" I laughed and kissed him he released me from his grip and I got up letting the coldness of the apartment hit my arms.

I had written and signed over 25 pieces of paper so far and it looked like I had a 1000 more to go would this ever end! I have read so much about declarations, Copyright and plagiarism that I could write a book just on them, I was slowly giving up on the will to live but I knew it would be worth it. I put the pen down so I could crack my knuckled I realised that the side of my left hand was black due to the ink, god damn Left hand-ism! I heard a light knock and I said "come in" Dan walked in with a hot drink in my favourite mug he said "special order for Bee, Hot Chocolate with squirty cream and chocolate sprinkles" I said "thanks I think I need it" he placed it on my desk and asked "what's all this for?" I said "it's just declarations for the BBC just in case I get offers to do things all these papers mean I can" he said "oh yeh I remember doing that now, anyway I'm going to leave you to it" I smiled "thanks Dan" he left and closed my door I continued writing then I took a sip of the hot chocolate making myself have a cream moustache I could tell Phil had made it since he made the best hot chocolates out of everyone apart from our mum.

I was down to the final piece of paper I read through it and then signed it I dropped my pen and shouted "IT'S COMPLEATE!" I sat back in my chair making it rock a bit not too much that I fall off it I let my arms hang down by my side and I closed my eyes I was done but now was the time to write I already had plans now to make them into words. I walked out of my room I felt so tired I think I need an energy boost I thought "To the kitchen!" I headed to the kitchen I felt like a zombie I probably looked like one, I raided the fridge and found an Oreo Dairy Milk bar I shouted "I'm having the Oreo Dairy Milk bar if anyone wants it they'd have to fight me!" Phil shouted "Bee, it's for you anyway" I opened the bar and took a piece it was like heaven I ran back to my room and began to eat the rest of it.

I decided to film a prank video since I hadn't filmed in ages time to get pranking!! I decided to prank Phil first saw he was on his laptop on twitter I set up the camera without him knowing then I grabbed a party popper from the cupboard and asked Phil "hey Phil want a Ribena?" he said still staring at his computer screen "urm yes please" then I pulled the party popper and he jumped almost dropping his laptop he covered his mouth slightly and said "fff- what was that?" I burst out laughing I said "party popper" he said "I thought I was being shot or something, I've just noticed the camera. I'm not your friend" I laughed again time to prank Dan! I saw that he was asleep so I decided to do the water cup prank where I place loads of plastic cups on the floor filled with water however this will take a lot longer if I did it by myself so I asked Phil "Phil you know how I pranked you I need help pranking Dan, will you help me?" he said "sure what are we doing?" I said "well for starters we need a lot of plastic cups" he said "I think we have some in the storage cupboard" he got up and went to get them. I checked up on Dan and he was still asleep I took his IPhone, laptop, IPod, headphones, MP3 player and cameras so he couldn't use them I set go pros up around his room so could capture his reaction and I was planning on setting my camera up in the door way. Phil had returned with huge stacks of cups I said "well let's get going" we had a system where we'd fill the cups whilst one was placing them on his floor.

We had placed over a 1000 and that hadn't even covered half of his room this was going to take longer than planned but it was going to be worth it. After about 4 hours we finally completed it now it was time to wake him up I set up the main camera making sure it would capture Dan making sure it would capture his reaction on what we had done to his room, I decided to get an air horn Phil vlogged for me whilst I counted down I whispered "3...2...1!" I pressed the air horn making Dan shoot upwards me and Phil burst out laughing then Dan realised he asked "what the f**k have you done to my room?" he went to reach for his phone I cleared my throat whilst holding his phone he said "Phoebe you little s**t!" I laughed and said "there's only one way out of your room Howell either make a leap of faith or drink a path to the door your choice" he said "well if you think logically I'd need the toilet if I drank all of them so I'm going with the leap of faith then I'm gonna tackle you to the floor and don't worry Philip you're not getting away with it either" he began to step/run towards the door as he got close to the edge of his bed he jumped I knew he'd make it I began running and screaming through the apartment trying to get away from Dan but I knew would catch me so after running up and down stairs I gave in and got tacked. I knew they'd get me back but that would start a prank war and I was confident that I could be the better prankster.