Shipping Book #1: CGI Cross-over Edition

Jelsa (Jack X Elsa)

Aaaaaand we're back to the Jack ships! ...With probably one of the worst from the bunch. 

Look, I am not in the mood to write an essay for this one. If you want to see my feelings for this one, I'll link you the essay Maria (PerryThePlatypusGirl) wrote for them on her DeviantART. It covers everything pretty well.

But I'll summarize here: I find the ship incredibly shallow, with people only liking them out of looks and snow powers (Yes, some people have other reasons, but let's be real, we only connected them because of their snow powers. If Elsa was the Fire Queen or if Jack Frost was Jack Flame, we wouldn't have caused this much of a fuss about them). I don't like how Jack is only known for being 'Elsa's boyfriend' even if he ISN'T. GET OVER IT JELSA FANS. BOTH OF THEM ARE SINGLE AND WILL NEVER BE TOGETHER. OKAY?! STOP SHOVING IT DOWN EVERYONE'S THROATS ALREADY! 

What else? Well, they have not much else in common besides the aforementioned looks and snow powers. I don't think Elsa would want to date a teenager that does not match her maturity level, and I feel like she'd eventually get annoyed with being in a relationship with him. I don't see Jack having much fun with her because of her duties as a queen, hell I don't see him wanting to get with a queen anyways. There's nothing about each other they can't find in someone else (Anna helps Elsa have fun, Jack has the guardians to teach him about responsibility). I think they look gross together because it looks like a grown up woman with a teenager, which is EXACTLY WHAT IT IS GUYS. You have to make them out of character for it to work. (Proof: Fanfics) Overall, I just see them as being good friends and not much else. 

I don't hate this as much as I used to, or at least with as much rage as I used to. The passion's gone. Still doesn't make this a good ship for me though. Ship it if you want to, just don't be shallow or obnoxious and let people not be able to ship it, okay?

Rating: 1.5/10