Shipping Book #1: CGI Cross-over Edition

Sweet Tooth (Bunnymund X Tooth)

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I don't know what it is exactly, but this ship just makes me angry. It probably just has to do with personal taste, so this ship really shouldn't bug me as much as it does. In retrospect, there's nothing really wrong about it. Yet it makes me even more angry than ships that are actually wrong. Like, if you show me a picture of Sweet Tooth and one of Hanna, the Sweet Tooth pic will make me want to throw a fit, while I'll probably just shake my head at the Hanna one, and I don't need to explain what is wrong with that ship, 'cause everyone already knows.

Alright, I'll try to see if I can explain why this ship bugs me, completely opinionated. 

Bunny is better than your favorite character, your favorite movie, your OTP, and you. He can kick your animated husband's ass without breaking a sweat. He is a massive badass, yet people tend to forget this, especially when they ship him with Tooth.

Yes, Bunny does have an apparent soft side. Yes, Bunny likes girly things. And yes, that all adds to how incredibly awesome he is. But this is not the entirety of his character. His character is the most perfect balance of badass and feminine, how he can love flowers and find tiny eggs adorable and have zero shame, and STILL kick your ass. That's one of the reasons why I love Bunny.

Because I love his character being balanced, I honestly prefer shipping Bunnymund with males, like Jack. I feel like it can also balance his biggest loves: his job, having the more feminine features, and dating a male and enjoying more masculinity. I don't see Bunny as gay per say, since I know he canonically had a wife and kids in the books, yet I just prefer shipping him with the males. 

I don't just ship him with any guys though. I won't ship him with the nicer guys of the spectrum like Tadashi and Hiccup. The way I ship Bunny is the way I ship Hiro...but with more passion, since I love Bunny more. I love shipping both with the non-subdued characters, the bold and reckless, the ones that would make their jaws drop. I don't see either of them being interested in the sugary sweet girly girls like Rapunzel or Elsa...or Tooth. 

I can see Bunny and Tooth being friends, yet I can't see them as more. Tooth is not really an impressive fighter. She's organized and determined, like Bunny, yet not badass enough to have Bunny to see her as more than a pretty face with a ridiculous teeth obsession. The idea of him going nuts about Tooth just because she's 'pretty' and 'nice' and all sorts of other cliché fuck I've seen pretty much with every ship brings me out in hives. Bunny wouldn't want a relationship that's cliché. And neither would he want someone who tends to play it too safe, to the point that you can't even eat too unhealthy around.

And there's a few other things too. I don't think Tooth would like someone whose holiday is about giving candy. I don't like how many Sweet Tooth shippers only like them for that insignificant scene where they held hands. Honestly, I don't like a lot of things Sweet Tooth shippers do, but I won't bash because I have more than one Sweet Tooth shipper friends, and they don't do a lot of THOSE things. 

So.....yeah. This was massive. But I hope I have made myself clear. This is all mostly headcanon and whatever, but a head canon I feel strongly about, and it's enough to drive this ship really down the list for me.

Rating: 2.5/10