[2] not so fangirl ;; 1d

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"The fuck you told me to do?" tanya gue dengan ga santai waktu masuk ke dalam kantor Maria, gue nggak ngetuk pintunya sama sekali. Emang, gue langsung nyelonong masuk. Ini tidak bisa terjadi. "You have just broken the rules and you know what? I'm studying law, it's not allowed to break the rules. Moreover, it's written on the paper and you did sign it. Fuck, it's unlawful."

Maria yang tadinya lagi sibuk sama laptopnya sekarang mendongkak, ngeliat gue dengan tatepannya yang males. "They have paid you $25,000. It's only twice, you just need to hang out with Calum Hood – which is one of those hottest human beings, and you and him both kinda talk about something, then laugh together. I mean come on, it's good for your career too! A lot of magazines will accept you as their model!"

Gue membelalak. "What the fuck? I'm not working with you for this. Fucking hell, I'm just – I don't want to, okay? I will get a tons of haters again, they will hate me even more, I usually hang out with One Direction and they hate me and they think that I'm a girlfriend of Louis Tomlinson and now you're asking me to go on a date with Calum Hood which is a hot man and has a lot of fans, and his fans will assume that I'm dating him and guess what? I'm gonna get a lot of haters, again. Plus, why did they want me to date him? There's so much sexy ass models out there, I'm just new on this kind of world. The point is; I still don't wanna go on a date with him. End of conversation, thank you."

"Avril," mulai Maria dan gue memutarkan bola mata gue. Tai, ini orang pasti bakalan maksa. "I'm gonna do everything to make your career higher."

Hah? "The only thing that can make my career higher is that I'm good at modelling, I will try to cast, cast, and cast for magazines. I can make my own career good, not you."

"Of course I do, that's my job and that's why I'm good at Public Relation job. I have to cleverly create public's opinion against you."

"It's a bad thing! Oh my God."

"It's not bad at all!"

"How's it not bad?"

Maria angkat dua-dua tangannya, lah goblok dikira gue polisi yang nyuruh dia ngangkat tangannya sambil bawa pistol?

Gue diem, tapi ngasih ekspresi muka yang aneh.

"Still, you're gonna do the PR Stunt. End of conversation, thank you."

Lah si goblok seenaknya aja kopas-kopas kalimat akhir gue? "Please don't use my prhase, thank you."

"All set. You can go now."

Gue ngegebrak meja. Anjing, jangan salahin gue. Gue juga ga tau kenapa gue bisa semelunjak kayak gini. "Oh my God! Sorry, I didn't mean that!" kata gue dengan spontan, terus ngelus-ngelus mejanya. Astaga bego, ngapain gue minta maaf? Harusnya kan gue sok-sok ngambek ganas gitu. Gue berdeham. "I still don't want to. I will go by now, if you cancel that."

"If I'm not gonna cancel that?"

"Well, I'm staying here. All day, all night."

"Alright," Maria ngangguk dan dia malah makin songong; natep laptopnya kembali trus sok-sok sibuk ngambil telfon. Anjingan.

Gue bertahan natep dia kerja selama sepuluh menit. Trus selanjutny gue batuk pura-pura sedangkan Maria ngeliatin gue doang. Ah gila, gue mau nyerah aja kalo gini. Lumayan juga sih gue bisa kenalan sama Calum Hood (iya, walaupun Niall deket sama 5SOS, tetep aja dia ga pernah mau ngenalin gue sama mereka). Tapi entar gue bakalan punya banyak penggemar – eh salah, haters maksudnya.