[2] not so fangirl ;; 1d

thirty

19 Desember 2017.

"Woi anjing, mau kemana lagi lu?" tanya Jovanka, kakak gue tersayang yang tiba-tiba aja nyosor masuk ke kamar gue.

Gue mengarahkan pandangan gue ke Jo, lalu memberikan dia sebuah cengiran kuda yang mempesona. "Ke Bali dong, vacation."

"Setan!!!!!" Jo mengendus bete. Gue tau banget dia bete karena gue enggak ada bilang-bilang sama sekali sama dia. "Lo tuh perasaan sibuk mulu sama model, padahal minggu depan gue mau kenalin lo ke cewek baru gue. Gue kira lo selo anjir."

"Lo ikut lah," cerocos gue. "Hitung-hitung sambil honey moon sama cewek lo. Btw, cewek lo bule?"

"Dia blasteran Filipina-Canada."

"Wuih, boleh juga selera lo, Jo. Ketemu dimana?"

"Selama ini, selama gue punya pacar. Selama hampir 6 bulan ini dan lo masih belum tau sama sekali tentang pacar gue? Lo bener-bener adek yang kurang ajar," Jo ngomel-ngomel, mana dia sarkas banget lagi.

Bukan salah gue yang enggak kenal sama sekali sama pacarnya, toh dia pas gue lagi enggak ada kerjaan juga enggak ada sama sekali niatan buat ngenalin, giliran gue mau cabut ke Bali malah mau ngenalin. Suka aneh emang ini orang.

iPhone gue bergetar, menandakan ada notifikasi masuk. Tangan gue bergerak untuk mengambil iPhone gue yang ada di nakas dan ngeliat ada nama Louis disitu. Wah, kayaknya bentar lagi dia bakalan jemput gue deh.

Louis: I'm gonna pick u up soon

Louis: ANYWAY

Louis: I'M GONNA GIVE YOU A LITTLE SURPRISE

Me: lmao louis what kind of 'little surprise' you mean

Me: remember when you asked me my email and you said you were about to give me a little surprise

Me: but you ended up giving me a ticket to london

Me: what kind of little surprise this time:)

Me: are you gonna tell me that harry's pregnant?

Louis: harry doesn't have ovary so he can't release an ovum

Louis: that's why you need biology

Louis: not your delusional fanfictions on wattpad

Me: you are a meanie

Louis: nope Ima sassy mastah

Me: you are not

Me: ok:)

Me: louis

Me: when are you gonna pick me up

Me: louis

Me: louis

Me: louis

Me: CAN YOU REPLY OH MY GOD

Me: WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS

Me: I hate you so much

Louis: no you love me

Louis: can u just be patient cuz im having a q time

Louis: :)

Me: whatevs

Me: when are you gonna pick me up

Me: our flight is at 2 pm

Louis: it's only 10 am