A readerXdanisnotonfire fanfiction
!!WARNING!! There is violence and mature themes!! After leaving university you find it hard to get a job and try doing the YouTube thing, over a couple of weeks your channel explodes with popularity. Little do you...
The night club we were at was filled to the brim with drunken teenagers kissing and doing shots at the bar, usually I hate crowed places like this but now I suddenly felt the urge to dance to the music blasting from the speakers dotted around the room "do you wanna get a drink?" Dan yelled at me, I nodded and he took me to the bar.
We started off with only a few shots, nothing too major but as the night went on we started to get incredibly drunk "you know what Y/N?" Dans speech was so slurred it was hard to understand what he was saying. But I managed to understand "what" I was swaying from side to side and I wasn't even stood up "I really love you" aww, he's so sweet when he's drunk "I love you too" our eyes met and then out of nowhere he pressed his lips against mine, kissing me passionately and I kissed back. He grabbed my hand and pulled me onto the dance floor, our kisses got more and more heated "I.. Want you.." He murmured as we grinder our hips together "I want you too.." He started to nibble on my bottom lip asking to deepen our kiss "my... Place.." I nodded and continued to kiss him.
Phil's POV-
I was scrolling on my phone in my room waiting for Dan to get back, he said he'd come home at 11pm and it was now 12. I was starting to get worried when I suddenly heard the front door burst open and I heard a struggle, I just kept silent as I heard the commotion move past my door and into dans room "shit" I whispered to myself, I think that's Y/N and Dan but what are they doing? I started to hear moans and I knew exactly what they were doing "oh my god" I was trapped in my room with Y/N and Dan having sex in the room next to me. I threw my blanket over my head. Suddenly I had a thought, are they using a condom? If they're not then they are screwed.
To Louise Louise!! Dan and Y/N are having sex in dans room!!
From Louise What?? Are they using a condom?
To Louise I hope so!
The moans started to get louder and louder making me cringe, how long had they been going at it? I checked the time, it was now 1am meaning they've been having sex for a solid hour! I didn't know it was possible to do it for that long.
To Louise They keep getting louder! They sound like animals!
From Louise Just hang on, they should stop in a few minutes
"Fuck Dan!" No no no no no no no, I grabbed a pillow and pushed it against my head 'God, if you are real, please end my suffering' I thought to myself. I was so busy trying to block out the noises I didn't realise that the noises had stopped, I lifted the pillow off my head and sat up, finally!
To Louise They stopped!
From Louise Check if Dan was wearing a condom
To Louise What do you mean check?? I'm not looking at dans ding dong!
From Louise Come on Phil! Be a man!
I cringed, there was no way on earth that I was looking at Dan and Y/N immediately after they'd just had sex
To Louise Id be invading their privacy!
From Louise Just do it
I looked up from my phone and moved my blanket off me, I stood up and began to tip toe into the hall. It was still pitch black and my brain kept thinking about all of the things that could be hiding in the shadows 'breath phil' I took a deep breath and gently pushed dans door open. Y/N was lying on her side and Dan had his arms wrapped around her tightly, they looked so cute. I reminded myself of the task at hand and started to approach the end of the bed 'ok, now lift the blanket up gently' I picked up the corner of the blanket with my index finger and thumb and began to lift the blanket up. I saw dans bare legs intertwined with Y/N's and I shivered, this was wrong on so many levels. My eyes moved up dans legs before I reached his thighs, I shut one eye and quickly looked at his member, as soon as I saw the shine of the condom I put the blanket back and darted silently out of the room.
To Louise The deed is done
From Louise Well?
To Louise He was protected
From Louise Did it have any holes in it?
To Louise I didn't do a detailed inspection of his joystick!
From Louise How many ways do you say penis?
To Louise Well there's baby maker Egg roll Yogurt gun Fun gun The list goes on
From Louise Tmi, I'll be round tomorrow morning so that you don't have to look after them
To Louise Ok ttly
I put my phone down on my bedside table and tried to get some sleep.
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Ooh wowie 3,000 readers would you look at that I just can't believe it haha jeeze Louise my gosh isn't that just fantastic darn
10 million points if you understand that reference
But in all seriousness THANK YOU!! I feel really bad for going to woolacombe now, I promise I will write every spare second I have! Remember to vote comment and add this story to your reading list and I will be uploading a mother chapter as soon as possible! I love you guys so much!
