Children of The Dark (An Aphmau FNAF Crossover) [DISCONTINUED]

Chapter 17: Broken Funerals

Many things happened that night as the afternoon sun waved goodbye.

An airplane landed in Love~Love Paradise.

A group of friends playfully talked before leaving to prepare for another night.

A certain young woman was being supervised by her friends.

And all would of gone well if only Aphmau's phone didn't break.

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Meanwhile at the guys' house

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"MY PHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!" Aphmau shrieked over the broken device.

Her purple phone was split in 5 pieces on white tile.

"Maybe you shouldn't of tried teaching Aphmau how to chop onions..." Sly whispered to Max.

"Wasn't my fault she wanted to learn!" Max hissed back, still staring unamused at the wailing Aphmau.

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1 hour before

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"Max! How do you do it?!" Aphmau asked.

Max frowned. "Do what?"

"Chop onions without crying!" Aphmau exclaimed, pointing to the knife Max was using to chop a white onion.

"Ummm..." Max looked strangely baffled by the question.

"TEACH ME SENSEI!" Aphmau shouted.

"How do you teach somebody how not to cry while cutting onions?" Sky asked.

 "That's what I'm wondering." Max noted.

"TEACH ME." Aphmau commanded.

"What's the magic word?" Max teasingly replied.

"Max and cheese." Aphmau slyly grinned.

"Oh shut up Jess." Max growled.

"TEACH MEH." She repeated, this time, with a violent glint in her eyes.

"Fine. I'll teach you, I guess." Max grumbled.

"YAY!" Aphmau cheered.

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A few minutes later

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"CHOP CHOP CHOP!" Aphmau blindly swatted her knife against the wooden table, trying to both cut and close her eyes at the same time.

"Aphmau, stop closing your eyes, your gonna kill somebody!" Max screamed.

"I CAN'T, I DON'T WANNA."

"JUST DO IT!" Sky bubbled out.

"No." Everybody said simultaneously.

"Uhh, Jess?" Castor asked, alarm quickening his tone. "Watch where your-LOOK OUT!"

Everybody watched in horror as Aphmau's blade moved a little too much to the left.

Chop.

Chop.

Chop.

Chop.

Slice.

A shattered phone layed there.

"Did I do it?" Aphmau asked.

"..."

She looked where stunned gazes were being pointed and nearly dropped her knife.