Harley And Joker Oneshots

phones

It was almost Christmas. The tree was up presents were under. Well they were all for joker. I only get 2 a year but its fine with me. But this year its all jokers. There's at least 20. I looked over his shoulder. He leaned away. "Shoo"j spat. He's always on his phone. Talking to someone. I don't know who. And he's always laughing. What the fuck is that about!. "Babe. Why don't you put down the phone and talk to me"I asked sitting on his desk. Frost was chilling there. "I'm busy hars"he spat. I growled annoyed. "But... But haven't you heard theres people out for you after you broke me out"I tried. "There always after me harleen"he said annoyed. I flinched at my original name. Frostys eyes were throwing pity. "Well sorry I just want your safety jack!"I shouted getting up. He looked at me glaring. My jaw dropped at the name I called him. "I'm sorry. Im just mad"I whispered. "Why. Why are you mad"he shouted. "We barley talk ever since I've came back"I whispered. "Maybe cause im fucking busy"he yelled. I flinched. "When will you have time for me. You don't even tell me you love me anymore. Its been 2 months"I shouted back. "When I have time I'll tell you"he said trying to calm himself down. "You should have left me in that cage. I felt more wanted there then here"I said barley in a whisper. "Here check my damn phone. Trust don't mean shit clearly"he throwing it walking out going to our bedroom. I smirked tying in batman. Incorrect. Guns! Still in correct. My face turned red as I typed my name. I know its gonna be incor- my jaw dropped as his home scream was me,.. I let out annoyed groan locking it. "I can't"I sighed. "Did you find anything"a voice a asked. I think it was frosty. "Yeah. I'm his password and home screen. Im so mean"I sighed thinking. I got up walking to our room. I walked to see him on the bed. "Find what your ass wanted"he said cold. "You know! I was trying to find out your password! And once I got it ohh once I seen!...I seen your background picture I couldn't bring myself to look at the rest"I said all loud at first but went with a soft voice. I sat on the bed crossing my legs. "I trust you"I smiled at him a bit. "And I'm really sorry about to name. You used mine so... I used yours. I guess we both just hate out names"I shrugged. "I'm sorry I started it"he said looking away annoyed. "No. It was my fault. I should let you work. Your a very busy person and don't have much time. I waisted your time by arguing and now 50 minutes of your important time is wasted"I admit. He kissed the top of me head. "No time was waisted"he whispered. "I love you"he added. "I love you to"I smiled laying my head on his shoulder. Were so bipolor. "I say we sleep tomorrow is big"he smirked. I nodded. Christmas!!!
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We faxed downstairs to find more presents. On one side there was red and black wrapped presents. About 20. Other side has green wrapped presents. 30 or more. People must have added for j. He grabbed one giving it to be. "Puddin. Thanks"I smiled. "All the greens are for you"he kissed my cheek. "What! Why! How!"I asked shocked. "Because you have been very upset lately and I was an that damn phone so a reason. Its annoying"he spat at the memory. "I feel worst about the phone thing now. I'm sorry"I whispered ashamed. "Nahh. Its fine"he kissed me for a second.