Harley And Joker Oneshots

Christmas!

I wrapped his present. Me and my puddin ain't so cheery on Christmas decorations. Well... He aint. So thats why ivy invited me. She had a tree and everything. I got prizes putting them under her tree and she got me a few things. She asked if I wanted to but im with my puddin. She invited him to but ya know. I got my baby the tattoo gun he has wanted for a while and this ring that was worth so much. I stole it. He would be proud. It was over 900 million. It was hard to get without getting caught. Let's just say I go some help from boomerang. Also got em an ugly Christmas sweater. I just thought it was a cute idea. We were up all night talking about how we should just buy and wear them. I was all dressed up.

I knocked on his door. "what"he shouted annoyed. I walked in. "Marry Christmas puddin!"I said a bit scared wait his reaction. "What.... What do you want Harley!"he shouted. "I was. Um. I'm gonna go to ivys. Marry Christmas"i said not making it to where i wanted to get hurt on the holiday. I set his presents kissing his cheek. "I'll be back soon"si whispered disappointed walking out closing the door. I leaned against in sighing. "You good"frosty asked. I jumped not knowing he was there.
"Yeah he's just not in the mood. I don't wanna mess it up more.... He'll be happier not dealing with me today"I smiled bright skipping to my room. I pulled my ugly Christmas sweater smiling. It wasn't that ugly okay. I only wanted to say ugly cause well. Everyone calls them it.

I put reindeer antlers smiling. I put on black shorts and my thigh high boots smiling. I walked in the snow. "I'll drive you"frost offered. I got into the car. "You think he loves me"I asked him. "Of course. Who can't. Your the queen"he smirked pinching my cheek. He was like 10 years older then me. Soooo. He treats me like a kid. "This is my stop"I said. "Any message for mr.j"he asked. "Tell him. I love him and of he needs me he knows ivys house number. And if he need to wear the sweater that's on the bed "I giggled stepping out.
'Damn baby's'
' ill be your Santa's '

Guys commented. I spat on there shoes going up the stairs. They watched as i kicked open her door. "I'm here bitch"I shouted. Ivy came hugging me. "Where is your joker"she askes. I heard gun shots and looked. "Would have been an order. Sorry"frost shouted i laughed. "He um. Hes not in the best mood"I walked in sitting down. "Huh I even bothered getting him a gift. "She laughed. We started opening the gife. The door rang. "Ill get it best friend"I shouted running to the door. I opened it. "Puddin"I asked

Joker pov

I stared at the present. I regret yelling at her. She was only trying to make a smile.

"You scare her away"frost pointed out. I opened one. It was a tattoo gun you carry around. She knew ive wanted this for like a day. I laughed playing with it. I opened the small box and it was the ring ive been planning to steal but every time i sent someone he got put in jail. But Harley. His Harley actually did it.

"Well. Look at that"I smirked.

"She's soooo good"I laughed.

"Shes amazing. Haha. Where is that little shit"I laughed out loud.

"Ivys"frost answered.

"Frost go to the most famous store getting the biggest wedding ring there is. She earned my emotional love before and now my display love is all hers. Basically all my love"I laughed.

"Outfits upstairs"he chuckled leaving. I went upstairs. Ohh god she would. I put on the ugly sweater just for her and black sweats with slippers. Frost came back giving me the small box and a longer one. I check the longer one and it was a necklace. And checked the small box and it was a amazing ring. I smirked nodding. "And for the plant"frost said giving him a rare plant in a vase. I went over.

"Puddin"Harley asked.

"Took a break"i smiled she hugged me happy. I walked in giving her the necklace and ivy the plant. Harley kissed his cheek. Ivy walked up seeing her gift.

"You know joker.. I could live with you dating my bestfriend"she said putting the plant with the rest happy. I chuckled. I opened ivys and it was an album of me and harley. Harley loved it alot and wasn't even her gift. I chuckled. We were all talking.

"Ivy we need to talk"I told her. She got up telling me to follow her to. I followed her to the other room.

"It's about me and hars"I started.

"I swear. You break her heart again I'll cut off your leaf"she spat.

"No, I wanted to ask you blessing. Either way I'm gonna do it"I chuckled.

"You know if I could I would kill you"she asked.

"Yeah"I shrugged I knew that like a easy math problem. She hated me down my soul.

"And I irritate your soul"she added.

"Hell yea"

"and I always try to talk her into leaving you when she comes crying"she confessed.

"Why do you think you irritate my soul"

"Blessing gave. Honestly I though you never would do this but if you got the ball to ask for MY blessing. You got it"she smirked pinching my arm leaving. I went to Harley.

"Is time up mista j"she asked getting up looking up at me. I took out the box holding it to her. She looked down at it. "A bomb?!"she asked excited. I opened it and she flinch. "It didn't explode"she said looking at it with her finger in her mouth. Her jaw dropped. "I already know you will marry me so we were just missing the ring"I smirked. "Of course"she rushed putting it on hugging me tight. "Marry Christmas love"I told her. "Marry Christmas"she answered back. Mrs.j. ... Sounds like bloody screams to my ears... Perfect.