Harley x joker. yes he hits her. yes he's mean to her but I truly feel as if he really does love her because.... Well he doesn't spend so much time break out someone he wants to get rid of.. but no one died or breaks up. its annoying reading some wh...
"Your heavy!"harley yelled. "I know. Just shut up"joker chuckled. They came up with this whole plan to get Batman in what the fuck voice. Harley put him down. "You ready?"he asked laughing at there soon funny as hell plan. She nodded laughing. "Joker, your bomb. Where is it!"batman yelled. Joker ran to Harley jumping and she held him up.
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SShe did her best to not laugh. "I'm so tired of this shit"she heard batman sigh. "TadAaaaaaaaaaaa"joker yelled chuckled. Harley put him down. "Remember its new year when it hits 12. In 30 minutes. Its gonna be a new me so!"he said leaving for a bit then came back with a blond wig with blue and pink on each side and some joggers that were red and black. "IMA be harley!"he yelled laughing. Harley snuck away taking off my shirt putting on a green wig pulling up the black joggers. "And I'll be the joker. Hahahahaha"she let out a laugh like his but squeaker. "Jesus"Batman said. "Puddin"joker said running up. "Harley I'm working! Your in the way!"she told him. "I don't say that to you"he said. Batman laughed a bit making them look at him. "Yeah you do"Batman said leaving. "Well we got him to laugh a bit"she said pulling off the wig. Taking his off. She brushed his hair with her hand. They walked outside going for a walk, told him earlier she wanted to see the fireworks.. "30 SECONDS LEFT!"the people yelled. "Harley do you believe that the new years means another year together"he asked "15" "I mean sometimes"she shrugged. "Do you?"she asked. "10" "yeah, I'm pretty sure its true. Or not, we lasted this year together. And I was asleep when it hit 12"he nodded. "Secretly kissed you at 12"she confessed giggled "3" she looked at the the people across the lake smiling as everyone got excited "2" "1". She turned to him to say happy new years but he grabbed her shoulders kissing her. She kissed him back wrapping her arms around his waist. He cupped her cheek and she gripped pants. He pulled away and she put her chin on his chest looking up and him while he looked down at her"just making sure you don't leave for another year"he smiled down. Batman and batgirl along with superman and flash watched " HAPPY NEW YEARS! that's actually really cute"flash spoke first." Be right back"he said leaving then coming back with lipstick on his lips. He wiped it off. "Iris"he smiled then dropped it. Harley turned to see them. Joker looked putting her behind his back. The superhero almost 'awwwed' at him trying to protect her. "Puddin"they heard Harley. "Calm down. Were not here for either of you. For the bomb"flash assured them. Joker started to laugh and it was his actually laugh but it was still creepy as shit. Harley walked up to them. "There was never a bomb"she giggled. They all sighed relief. She skipped to joker and they walked back to there hideout. "Happy new years"he told her kissing her head.
