Harley And Joker Oneshots

Halloween

I pulles up my heels. I was wearing a golden dress and my black heels. I smiled admiring the shoes mister j got me. It was Halloween and we decided to go to our club. It was the night kids would sneak in to give up Bags of candy and adults would put together a book of jokes just so he would be happy on his favorite holiday. I didn't blame them. He would go on a killing spree if he were mad on Halloween. And who wants to die then.

Remember that drawing of you and your puddin and it went viral?

Of course. He has it hung up on our wall. He loved it. I was sitting on his lap when he was on a thrown and he had piles of money. He loved it so much. He didn't want all that. He said he favorite part was be standing next to him. I walked down stairs grabbing my purse. "Ahh i like the shoes"my puddin said with his shirt lazily opened and tie undone. I know he does it on purpose. We decided to walk then go sleep at our upstairs room. I held his hand walking. I seen a couple dressed like. Like us. Didn't know we were inspiration.... I seen a few more. I stopped looking around. Alot of girls were dressed like me. "Im off my meds.... Are you seeing this"I asked. "Yeah.... Why the fuck. Is this a joke"he asked. "Why do you couples dress like that. Do you even know anything of them"a girl asked. "We are them. Why are girls dressing like me"I asked. "Nice act. You even got her accent down. Ya weirdo"she said. "Puddin . I'm a bit scared"I confessed. "Hearts on the left check"I shouted at a girl. "Are you really her"the witch lady asked. "Yeah see"I said licking my thumb trying to take my heart off. "Real tattoos. I aint playing. "I said rubbing joker's chest. "What the fuck you guys got problems. Wanna be"she scuffed. "Ohh my god! We are Harley and joker!"I yelled at her. Joker grabbed me and kept walking. "We really got to get to the club"he said. We passed by a couples and girls and guys. "Your hair looks so unprofessional done"a girl said to me. Ohh a big surprise it's Harley and joker! "Look I dont know if this is a joke .... But I don't want apart of it"I sighed. "Then why did you dress like Harley. They like jokes"she shot back I growled throwing my head back. "Ima about to shoot all of you"I sighed pulling out my gun. "I'm the real Harley. Hes the real joker. How do you not notice him. HE PROBABLY HAS KILL YOUR PARENTS OR SOMETHIN"I yelled.
"Look it's bat man"
"Batman we love you!"

"If your gonna act like us act like your gonna make the one guy we hate hate ya back"I shouted. "Quinn! What,. Why is everyone dressed like you"he asked. "I don't know!"we have been walking for 20 minutes trying to figure it out"i sighed. "Batsy batsy batsy"a girl said in a annoying high pitch new York accent. Bats just backed up disappeared. I looked at my puddin. "I don't like this game"I pouted. "Awww i got a cheat code"he said pulling out his machine gun shooting it shoving his head back laughing. I giggle clapping my hands. He stopped threw an arm around me and started walking once we got to the club. He sat down in his original spot with glasses doors but beads for Windows. He sat back crossing his legs  holding his stick walking thingy I sat next to him playing with my hair moving my shoulders and head to dance to the music. I got up going on the table looking into mista J's eyes and started dancing. I spined giggling. I hopped off bending over to where out our noses were touching. "I looooove when you dance for me"he purred.

"there isn't anyone else I would dance for"I giggled. he grabbed my arm pulling me on his lap. "Ahh"I laughed throwing me head back. He kissed my chest my tattoos.  And I hugged his neck everyone knew not to look or watch or even pay an mind when he decided to be affectionate in public. "Mista joker sir"a small peep came from the opened door. He growled pulling away. "Yes"joker said.  The kid dropped 10 Candy's off before running. I giggled. "Kid do anything to respect you"I giggled. A 12 year old girl with straight hair a bra and shorts came up to us. Where are her parents. I raised my eyebrow. "I have stole from every store on my way before getting kicked out. Every kids candy bag. Like for 7 months. In respect for the queen and king"she said dropping a huge as bag full of candy. I threw my head back laughing. "That's real sweet little one you got 3% of my respect"I nodded. She squeaked before running away. Kids came by dropping it off and everything. I grabbed a lolly pop eating it. J look it from my mouth putting it in his. I giggled scooting closer to his chest. "Hows your Halloween"I asked "it's good only cause you make it my love"he said. I smiled excited. "Thanks puddin!"I said hugging him. Halloween. OUR one and only holiday where get to act like real monsters.n