Harley And Joker Oneshots

her parents

Joker watched as harley walked around fixing her shirt whispering things. "Ugh. Shut up"she said hitting her head. "Honey. What are you doing. You look like before"he said. She froze looking at him. "My parents wanna see me and make sure the rumors are fake. And... I'm gonna break it to them slowly so. You'll meet them soon"she said. "Never mind I'm not doing this. I can't ."she said stressed. "Baby, it'll be okay"he said grabbing her chin lifting it a bit. Playing with her hair with his other hand. "You'll be able to do it. Just don't kill yet"he smiled. "Pudding come with me. Please"she begged. "I'll drop you off and be near by. But I can not go with you"he told her. "Why, I could warn them and-"she tried holding his collar but he cut her off kissing her. She kissed back knowing that was his sweet way of rejection. "Okay"she whispered. They went in the car and he drove to the nicest part of Gotham. It was like far from everything horrible. It not even gotham. It was like the next city over. They pulled up and she looked at joker. He smiled kissing her leaning back. She kissed him pulling away getting out. "Break a leg"he smiled driving off she looked at her phone. Her picture was harley and joker. Now she had to act as harleen. She walked to the door knocking. "Hey marsh"harley smiled at there butler they've had since she was small "My, love!" Sharon, her mom yelled hugging her. She walked in seeing batman superman wonder women things around. "Gee..... Your really into hero's huh?"she asked her mom. "Yeah... I wish you had some power so you could be one."she exclaimed. "Ohh and here comes your favourite one. Harley Quinn"Barry said. Her father. "Its rumors"the mom spat. "Ugh that girl... I would be so disappointed"her mom said making harley freeze. Great. Her dad went past her smiling like a freak sitting on the couch. "Come on. I think we should that training you so you can actually become on. Robbin was one without powers"she said. "Um... No"harley said. "Come on harleen. You might even meet batman"the mom tired to convince her. "Ugh. Really I've met mista bman and he ain't all that great"harley said slipping. "Mom. I love you but I'll choose my own life. And I have already"harley said. "What..?"her mom said worried. "I mean so what if im harley Quinn"harley said playing with her hair. "Are you serious"she asked. "You kill, dress like a whore amd your in love with someone who does love you back"she said mad. "Ohh my god. Its not like that!"harley yelled getting mad. "Okay. This Is really easy. You can just leave him and come with us.I know a few people who can clear your history"she said. "Its not that simple"harley mumbled. "What do you mean?"she asked. "Were gonna get married soon"harley smiled dreamly. "What"her and her dad said shocked. "Yeah... He gives me what ever I want and he actually does love me and he's always protecting me. And plus I've worked with the government. Everyone in Gotham and out of Gotham knows me"she rolled her eyes. "My god. Who are you"her mom asked her backing away. "I'm actually kinda proud"Barry said. "Barry"she said hitting his chest. "Our daughters a monster"she whispered. "You've both put me through hell... And you wonder why I'm so mentally fucked"Harley said getting mad. "You left me with him. He abused me. He's tried to kill you then when you come back you beat me throwing me out on my birthday. I had to make it without you so why should I make you proud. I found someone who actually. Actually. Loves me and wants to be with me. And he loved my broken me
And he fixed me to where we both love me."she tried to convinced her. "So don't fuck me up again"she said in a please voice. Her mom looked at her with pity. "So um. This joker. He has a lot of money?"she asked. "Yeah"harley shrugged. "And he's handsome?"the mom added. "The most handsomest I've ever seen."harley smiled sitting down. They mom decided to stop acting so scares. "And you guys are getting married. He's the guy your love?" She smiled. "Yup!"harley giggled. "How did you meet?"the mom asked smiling suddenly getting interested. "At the arkham asylum. I was nursing him and he was so different from what everyone says. He killed guards for talking bad about me"harley smiled. "Awww"the mom smiled charmed by the way he treated her daughter. "He mean sometimes but he loves me"harley reminded her. "So when do we get to met the big shot joker. I've always looked up to him"barry said only interested in him. "Um I'm not sure"she shrugged tucking her hair. Her phone buzzed. She picked it up smiling. "Puddin!"she smiled. "How's it going baby. Did you kill them?"he asked. "Nahh. Its better now. There okay with it"she smiled. "Well I'm coming through the back because the police are in the front your not armed. I'll be there in
10"he said. She looked outside. "Harley Quinn... Come out and surrender"they heard. "Ohh my god. What are you gonna do?"her mom asked andd her dad panicked about going back. "Alright puddin"she smiled excited. "Its best if you guys hide"she nodded. They had the back door slam. Harley smiled seeing the cop. She exhaled realizing he wasn't here yet. "Alright! I'm cooperating"she smiled they handcuffed her and started to walk out but they got stop. She smiled. She played around with cuffs unlocking it. "Thanks you"she waved at jokers follower. They head gun shots in the front terrified screams. She ran hugging joker giggling. "I saw we have about 20 minutes before batman comes"joker nodded. "Alright I'll be taking your daughter now. So... Well meet in a better time but for now. Buh-bye"joker said getting a smoke bomb pulling the ring dropping it. He picked up harley taking her to his car. "That was fun!"she said excited kissing him. "Right!"he exclaimed kissing her back before speeding off.