Harley And Joker Oneshots

Comfy cage

I swung back and forth back and forth. "Come on. Your have to want all the freedom!"wallers tried. "Um... I'm not... mists j wouldn't be happy"I said unsure. I told him I was gonna leave and went to a bar where Batman caught me and the bam. I've been in the slammer for months. "You don't have to see him he's here!"she shouted. I nearly fell off. He was here... everyone abuses him. Shocks him. Doesn't feed him. My heart started to race with panic. This mission. That's all you have to do and you'll be free"she exhaled. "What's the point. I'll be free in a month"I asked. "Okay what do you want? Anything I'll do anything. Cause your the only one who can seduce that man and make him tell you where the bomb is!"she said. "I want the joker out of here"I said getting down holding onto the bars. "He's gone. Out of the asylum and I'll get you that bomb...in fact I'll even disable it and kill him"I said. "Yeah? Just for jokers freedom"she asked. "Yeah"I nodded. "I though he didn't love you"she said unsure. "That doesn't mean I don't love him"I exhaled. "And no bomb or anything please. I'll do it. I promise"I said holding out my pinky. "Fine"she said opening he cage and grabbing my dragging me to a room where they was a box. I got dressed them smiled at her. "Hmmm it's so hard not to love this!"I squealed

"But the head thing. No thank you!"I shook my head throwing it back into the box. "I'll give you a car with a gps. And when your done with the mission.  Ou return here! Disable the bomb and kill him. Creeper is-"I cut her off. "Creeper? Ya kidding me. I'll be done in a day"I scuffed picking up the lipstick from the box. "Ivy gave it to me.. I love poison!"I exclaimed. We started walking. "Is joker...in this asylum?"I asked. "Yeah"she nodded. "Can I see him. He doesn't have to see me"I said. She looked questionable. "We make it to where we can see them...  but they can't see us. Just so they don't get us when there our and so are we. I'll apologize on his condition... he isn't as probably charming. You think he is"she explained walking. He stoped pointing. He made eye contact with her. "Ya know I can still feel your eyes on me"he chuckled. He was beaten and looked starving.  My eyes watered. "What a shame... wait. I sense two people. Hello there next doctor that kill possibly works with me. I wouldn't. Only one actually didn't wanna die... only one."he said. "Ask him if he misses me"I whispered to Amanda. "Do you miss mrs quinzeel yet?"she asked. He's head snapped to her. "Don't talk about her"he said banging on the glass. Laying his hand on the glass looking hurt.  "Wallers. Has she talked to you?"he asked careful. "Yes. She's doing fine and is almost close to having a kid with a normal human"she spat. No. I couldn't see myself doing that. "Figures. She's always deserved better then normal though"he mumbled. My heels clicked as I went to the thug putting my hand right over mine. I wanted to scream she was wrong I still love him. But that would mess things up. I got up following her to outside and a car. Before listening to her I sat in the car closing the door and rolling down the window. "I want him out in two hours"I said driving off to our... his hide out. Don't question me. I got out knocked on the door. "Harley"frost said opening the door. "Is anyone here"I asked. "No. We can't find joker either. "He said. "He's in a asylum. Be in front of the Gotham asylum in two hours."I said walking in going to the kitchen cooking everything in a hour. "He's gonna be very hungry and very tired... make sure he eats most of this and he takes a hot shower. Make sure the rooms warm. He'll want it warm because it was very cold in there... clean his cuts before he showers. It'll be less painful... tell him I love him and I did it for him. Not me. Or Wallers. Just for him. I'll be gone. Do not come after me. Frost. Make sure he doesn't hurt himself. I will be back"I listed walking to the door. "Will you. In how much?"he asked. "Give me a month. Make sure. A month from today he's at the club."I ordered. "Yes ms.quinn."he said. "Thank you"I said leaving to the other place. "Wow"I said excited entering. "Harley!"he yelled. "Why they sent you here to fight!"he asked worried. "Nope. I heard you got a bomb... I wanna see ohh god Miata J never really had one of these!"I smiled. "Joker... he wants you to steal it"he asked. "No me and joker are done. He cheated on me. It's been a week he cheated cause he found out I was more found of someone else"I said bitting my lip. "As silly as it sounds. I got a big school girl crush on you"I forced a blush. "Wow... you do?"he asked flattered. "And maybe. We could be the new kind a queen of Gotham?"j asked as if I was scared of rejection. "Yeah no of course. Here my queeen let me show you"he said grabbing my hand. "Wow. This is.. the bomb?"I questioned as he pointed at the belt. "Yup. "He smiled. "Well there's not way anyone can disable it!"I said as if I was excited. "Ohh no. Don't be fooled. It's electric so let's say soda or water got onto it. Then my whole plan is shit. I've spend my whole life trying I build it. Plus there's only one nunu a type of explosive in the whole wrong. "He explained. "Cool!"I annoyed looking at the time. It's been two hours. I hope they really let him out. "Ima go make dinner"I said getting up. He grabbed my hand pulling me to his body. "I kinda wanna eat something else"he smirked. I closed my eyes forcing a kiss. I felt his hand weekend. "Thank god for red"I said as he fell. I unlocked the belt grabbing it. I put the sink on putting it in there while the water ran. I grabbed a knife walking back to him wiping my mouth. "Ya know. Your a big pig"I shook my head stabbing cutting his throat then veins. "Mission done. Even if he does wake up he'll possibly bleed out. As for this"I said to myself grabbing the belt. "Your gonna go bye bye"I said throwing it into his front yard pool. Which had shakes. Which ate it. Stupid sharks. I went back to asylum. Done in three hours

Jokers pov
Two hours after Harley left for the mission

"Joker your time is up!"wallers yelled. "How. I'm supposed to get life. "I said shocked. "Your girlfriend did a mission and for a reward. She begged for your freedom...lucky ain't you?"she asks. "Harley?"I asked confused. "Yes. Now let's go"she said grabbing me guiding me out. "Where is she now?"I asked. "Long gone. In order for her request to be completed she had to leave across half the woorld. "She scuffed. "Wait so she did a mission that could have killed her. Plus this whole city... just for me"I asked   "Yes"she said leaving. I walked straight when a honk came. I seen frost and got into the car. "Where is she?"I asked. "Gone"he said shaking his head. Once we got home frost tended to my cuts and made me eat 85% by telling me that Harley actually made it. She was a sweet kid... women. She's incredible. I love her with all my heart and now she's gone. I stood in the shower as boiling hot water washed down my back. I can't believe she's gone. I exhaled shaking my head trying to get her out.

Harley pov

"Okah doctor. You free to go. Pick one of your outfits and leave"they told me putting me in a room. I picked a dress knowing I was attending a club.

I took the braided out of my hair letting it down brushing it Now my hair was waved and long. With blue and pink fated. My heel clicked as I walked down the hall and everyone feared me. I smiled feeling joy. I walked out looking around before walking down the street. I continued to walk until I reached a certain part of town. Everyone looked at me whispering comments about my leaving and how I was pregnant and joker hated me. Which I pray isn't true. I walked in seeing him sitting. Frost and me made eye contact. Joker was sitting down lookin at the empty glass box that was mine. I walked sitting down. "I'm not talking to anyone go away"he snapped. "Well that's a little mean. It's your club. Welcome back mista j" I smiled. "Harley "he exhaled looking at me like I was a dream. "How your"he stoped to clear this throat. "Husband and kid?"he asked. I was about to say something but he cut me off. "I fucking hate you"he spat with tears in his eyes. I gasped holdin in my breath. "I should have been your husband and the father of your kid. You left me when you knew you were my only and everything "he spat. "I love you and you actually left cause of one fight on a drink. I can't even touch a drink to numb it because it makes me think of you"he added. "I-I don't"I shook my head. "No not that I don't think of you I mean I don't have a kid"I exhaled. "I didn't mean to leave. I just went to go get a drink. Then Batman.. he got me"I shook my head. "I don't have a husband or a kid"I scuffed smiling. "They lied so you didn't come for me and as much as I wanted you to. It would ruin the whole plan on letting you go free. I love you "I explained. "You expect me to believe that?"he scuffed asked. "You love me. I don't believe that"he spat. I got up sitting next to him. I put my hand on his cheek. "You still love me "I stated looking at him. "And how would you know that"he asked. "Cause you'd break my hand if you didnt"I smiled softy. "You deserve way better then me"I answered for him. "Someone would never even leave for a drink even if they were gonna come back. "I scuffed starting to hate myself. "Yeah. Yet no one would have stood after seeing I'm an asshole "he said leaning to my touch. "I do"I whispered. "I love every second with you..every single one. Either in a cell or beating a Robbin. Or even just sitting downs. I love it. But done other girl would to"I shook my head taking my hand away. "But I don't want any other girl enjoying those moments "he shook his head grabbing my hand putting it in his face. I leaned in a so did he. I love you "he said before kissing me hard hugging my waist. "I don't ever wanna let go. I don't want you to leave"he whispered kissing my cheeks jaw line. Neck forehead. "I won't. I love you"I admit kissing him on his mouth. "I'll never leave"I exhaled promising. "Good"he said pulling away Pulling her into a hug