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I sipped my coffee in a regular baseball shirt and some sweats that matched

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I sipped my coffee in a regular baseball shirt and some sweats that matched. I had just woke up and it was 8 am. My buns were messy but I just wanted to take the day to relax. There wasn't anything happening. Joker walked in with his suit jacket on. Shirtless with black joggers. He took my cup of coffee drinking it. "Hey"I giggled. "Sorry but I don't have time and I love the way you make coffee"he said putting down the cup. "Where are you off to today?"I asked. "I gotta fine a new doctor baby, our died"he chuckled. "Alrighty. I know a few. And their amazing"she nodded. "Wanna right down some females"he asked. "There all males puddin,"i told him which was faults. I didn't want anyone looking at what's mine. "Fine"he sighed. He didn't want any doctor looking at her. But he knew i was lying anyways. He also knew why but if they were gonna play at that speed might as well hire a dog. I wrote down a few names. "Can't you do this tomorrow and just relax with me"i asked pulling him close to where i could hold his jacket looking up at him. "Darling, what if batman were to come in here and shoot you. Who would fix you up?"he ask. "Me, I know a little bit. I used to help out at hospitals"i begged. "Come on when was the last time we sat back and watched a movie or two and ate pizza and had an actually laugh"I added. "When I wasn't known so well which was only recently"he told me. "8 years ago. Even before we barley had time. Please"I begged. "Harley"he said warning. I sighed letting go. "Okay, fine, you win"i said hopping down walking away. He grabbed my hand pulling me to him. "Great, I just wanted to win. I'll find a doctor tomorrow"he smirked. I laughed. "So stubborn when it comes to winning"I giggled. He dragged me upstairs putting on Netflix taking off his shoes and jacket. I jumped on the bed going under the blankets. He was on his phone for a good 5 minutes before throwing it to a random place. He went close to me so I snuggled into his chest. One of his hench mam came in with three box's of pizza along with a few other sweets. He set it down then left. I looked up kissing him. "This is perfect"i announced. "I know, we need to do this more often"he said kissing my head.

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