Harley And Joker Oneshots

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So this is kinda like the request for the kids thing but like ya know it's really hard so i tried. Lol. Hope you like it. And yes. 10 and 14 but it makes since because clearly joker is more then 2 years older...

10 year old Harley ran to the phone.

"Heya! Met me at the club house"she shouted excited

"I dont know my mom doesn't like you that much... Why who cares. I'll go"j said. He was 14 . She pouted. He was the only escape she had

"Harleen get off the phone you whore!"her dad yelled.

"Pretty please meet me... Hes gonna hurt me if I don't leave! I wanna say bye before i either die or run away. Please. I'll be there in 5 minutes. "She hung up the phone and ran to her dad.

"What happened"she asked him.

"I'm going out."he said slapping her. Her small body hit the floor. She nodded and he left. She closed the door behind him. She ran to her room getting a gym bag. She put a few thins going into his room. She pulled the suitcase out from under the bed opening it. She had wide eyes at the sight of a knife.  She put it in her bag with all the money. She got her mother's jewelry putting it in the bag. She ran to the abandoned play group that they were always sneaking into. She seen j on the tire swing.

"Puddin"she cried out hugging to him. He smiled at the nickname that she came up with. He had to admit. He had the biggest crush a 14 year old could have. She however knew she was in love. She wanted everything to do with him but she couldn't force him to come with. They hugged to greet each other. he offered his seat to her. He stood up. Hes way taller then her. She she had to look up.

"So your gonna leave"he asked.

"Yeah"she whispered

"Why, you could stay with us. I'll talk to my mom"he begged.

"He'll find me here.... I'm gonna go to the. Next state over. I wanted to say buhbye before. Cause your the one who protected me.... And I don't wanna leave you cause I know they call you a freak... And that they um... They are mean but I promise ya. I'll come back for you in a couple years"she sobbed. He pulled her into a hug.

"You promise to call"he asked.

"I promise"she sniffed before turning away. He wanted to make her stay but he knew she would have been through worse. She was about to run off but he grabbed her kissing her like on the TV. They didn't know what they were doing. She kissed back like they would in the books and movies. She pulled away.

"Now you can go"he said watching as she ran off.

They kept in contact but he stopped after before becoming the king of gotham. He killed her dad while made her happy when she found out he was dead. He never forgot her promise and waited for her to come back to him. she never got a boyfriend amd waited to be ready for hom. She had become a physiatrist and wanted a job at arkham asylum back in gotham. Which she was doing. Her new patient was the joker. She has nooo idea who it was. She texted j that she was on gotham. She smiled waiting on a text. She pouted seeing it was already 3. She had to be up in two hours. She decided to get a bit of sleep before her big day.

Joker looked at the roof. "10 years already. When are you gonna come back"he said to himself.

'what makes you think she'll want you when she's back'

"Cause she promised. My harleen wouldn't do such a thing as to lie"

' well. What if she has a boyfriend'

"Then we kill him"

"Haha haha haha haha"

' she'll kill you! You want her heart broken'

A warm feeling then was felt in his stomach. Yeah. He hasn't seen the girl in ten years but he liked her so much and honesty. He thinks he could win her heart. Blue eyes brown almost blond hair. Well she sent him a picture before and it was now blond. "Joker your doctors here"they banged on the cell. He sat up . A new doctor... Ugh

She rushes bumping into someone dropping her coffee on herself. She looked up seeing Batman. "watxh it!"he shouted going into the place where joker was. "I'm your new doctor"she said already annoyed. Taking off hee jacket. "Fucking batman. I hate him"she spat trying to clean himself. "Hahaha same"joker chuckled. She looked at his green hair green eyes and pale face. And hes a looker. Hes pretty cute. He looked at her. "She's pretty cute. She has an amazing body and her accent made his head fluter. " He thought. "Mista j. Hello. I'm harleen quinzel"she smiled sitting down. His face dropped. Hes heart was pounding . There's no way. "You had an abusive father that died 3 years ago"he asked. Her face dropped. "Um... I-yeah"she admit. "Harley it's me. Your 'puddin'"he answer. She shot up "j?"she asked. "Yeah"he smiled. "What happens. You became the king over this place. I knew you wouldn't change! Your the same guy I fell for"she gigglws he smirked. "Why are you here"she asked. "For.. for you actually. I promise"she smiled blushed. "God your still beautiful"he smirked. "Thank you"she blushed sitting down. "So um. Joker"she said. "Puddin"he corrected her. "Puddin... What happened"she asked  "I got tired of not being the freak so the jokes started a huge joker"he smirked. She wrote that down. "Ive missed you"he smiled. Gun shots started going she looked around scared. "Ohh great! You could meet the boys"he smirked. "Mista j. What's going on"she asked. "Dont worry"he smirked at the nickname. They busted in putting her on the table. They took off his strap jacket. "Mista j. What are they gonna do"she asked. "Just to make you my little pshyco. And think like me"he smirked. She thought it over then stopped fighting. "Okay"she whispered. "What"he asked shocked. "As long as I get to call myself the princess of gotham"she smirked. "No. No. No. No. No. No.no. a Princess only temporary. You'll be my queen that last for ever"he smirked. She smiled at the offer. He was about to shock her but pulled away. She sat up spinning facing him. "What's wrong"she asked. "I can't make you like me you domt deserve it"he said. She grabbed his wrist putting it to her head. "A Queen, will do anything for his king"she whispered. "I loved you when I left. I love you now"she promised. He placed in on her temples letting his shock her.