Harley And Joker Oneshots

Something about boats.

Harley's leg bounced up and down. No one has seen joker. For months. "We've found a note!"someone yelled Harley jumped up. To Harley. She squealed opening it.
Get out!
Her face fell. He told her to leave all the time but just thought it was. Just him being silly. She felt her heart rip out of her chest. "Fine"she said dropping the note walking away from everyone. She's promise she would never fall in love with anyone ever again. She walked into a shop buying black pants and a off the shoulder shirt. She paid the lady. Changing in the bathroom. She walked passed a pay phone. She decided to call red. "Hey"Harley said. "Harley. You found him?!"ivy asked. "No. But you won't hear from me again I'm sorry I know that you were annoyed with me and all and I'm sorry"Harley said hanging up.

7 month later.

"Leen it's so nice to see you again!"a girl yelled at Harley. "Mrs.jason how's you and you husband"Harley smiled. She found a job on a boat. Told everyone her name was Leena but everyone just goes with keen. She's a waitress. "Ohh I can't believe we're in our way to Gotham. !"mrs. Jason squealed. Harley's heart stopped. "Yeah. I used to live there everyone knew my name."she whispered. "Yeah? Well the boat doesn't leave till a week later so you should go visit some people"she said. "I wonder if they found him"she whispered. "Excuse me?"the lady in pink asked. "Oh nothing. Anyways here's your pink lemonade to match our pink self. Don't worry it has a shot in it"Harley winked seating it down leaving. She went to her door. "Gotham. Joker. Jack"she whispered. "I miss him so much"she whispered. "Leena you in there?"she heard Andy the security call out. She opened her door. "Hi"she smiled. "So that date still stands."he smiled. "No"Harley shook her head. "No? Why?"he asked a bit mad. "Yeah why no"she heard another voice. "Baby!"she smiled. "I mean "she coughed. "Joker"she said looking at him. Instead of his raggy black a green and messy makeup he had bright green hair and red lips and a lot of tattoos the ones he covered up. He was in a suit but his shirt was open. "Harley"he smiled. "I've been looking everywhere for you baby"he smiled. "You left me. You told me to leave you hurt me so much. "Harley said hurt. "Harley. Joker? What the fuck is this"Andy said. Joker pointed a gun at him shooting him. "I'm sorry Harley"he said pouting a bit. She shook her head. "You wanted me to leave why?"she said in a whisper. "Because.... I wanted you to be happy and I wasn't sure if that's what you actually want"joker said. "Wanted what"she said annoyed. "Me. A life with me. "He said out of no where. "And I want you happy cause I really do love you and I'm not sure if you loves me to or loved me and wanted to live normal but I can't give you that. So I skipped states. Just so you couldn't find me"he sighed wiping his mouth. "It's okay. I love you"Harley said goon next to him kissing him. He kissed back and she pulled away. "Let's go. There just something about boats that doesn't make me comfy"joker smiled. "I like the new look puddin"she smiled. "And I like you"he chuckled kissing her again.

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