Harley And Joker Oneshots

New harley same joker

The guards were planning something horrific. Especially now that Harleens back. Everyone knew she wouldn't turn back to joker but couldn't treat him. Until a while. "Harley"a guard called checking her out. "Yes?"she asked. "You gotta stay over night. The guards are gonna be gone but you'll stay here right?"he asked. "S-sure. I'm the only one"she asked. He nodded. "Thanks honey"he pecked her lips. She pushed him away. "I would appreciate if you didn't try such action at work"she spat walking away to her office. His laugh echoed through the air. Well through her head. "Stop"she said covering her ears. She did that for hours but people thought she was having a headache. "were leaving"the guard shouted. Harley walked out going to the front seeing them off. A laugh came from the back which sounded to realistic. She turned seeing the joker facing the other way. "Doctor quinzell I think our appointment is about to start"he called out smirking. She ran to her office leaving it a bit open. She hid under her desk. She didn't see him coming when her side door opened. Her heart stopped. It was over she was dead. She left him and carried on her career. He asked her to leave multiple times.so she did. He bent down opening the files. "My my Harley. You've talked to aloud of our friends here. Penguin. Two face. Killer frost. Bane. Scarecrow. Clock king. Captain cold ... dead shot. No surprise there.. ohh look me! Let's see what cha got"he pointed out. "Blah blah blah. Have me under a fake name. Blah blah blah nlah. "Ohhh I didn't know I was reaching for a Doctors degree. Harley Harley Harley. You should know out of all people I don't wanna help people"she chuckled. "I wanted to be a comedian "he said but she mouthed it. She knew that. "I know. We were together for years"she wanted to say. He sat on the chair. Maybe. She can make a run for it. She jumped up going to the door as fast but it was shut when a knife made it. She started to cry. "Mista j"she looking at him. He got up walking to her. Putting his hand on the wall. "Well well welll shy lil doc got herself captured "he chuckled. "You asked me to leave I did what you said"she said with tears. He slide his hands down to her wait pulling his face to her neck inhaling her sweet scent. He just missed her in honesty. He missed her voice and smell and looks and crazy designed personality "please don't kill me"she cried. "Ohh Doctor. . . I wish I could "he said kissing her neck. Did that mean she'd be forgiven. And he'd just leave. He kissed her neck hugging her waist. He smirked. "But you and I both know who you belong to"he said going down picking her up. "Let me go!"She shouted not wanting to end up hurt again. "Put me down you psycho freak"she said hitting his back. "Aww Harls your dirty talk makes me shiver"he chuckled biting her thigh. She stiffen holding the back of his shirt. "Good times right?"he laughed. He threw her on the floor after minutes of struggling. "Wish you'd just be a good girl a listen "he said hitting her with his fist knocking her out.

Harley woke up in a church. Hey joker in a suit talking to frost. She was in a white short dress white wish nets and white heels. She stood up looking at him. "What do you want?"she asked. "Well for starters. You"he smiled. "No. Joker. You want money and your lust for me won't last forever. It will rare out and you'll leave me broke. And sad again"she said hurt. He slammed his fist to the wall. "You left me"he shouted. "You asked me to"she shouted back. "I told you that night I loved you. I didn't ask you to leave then"he growled. "But understand. You were gonna say it soon. Or kill me because your in love now"she snapped. "Dont you see it's just a game you play to hurt me"she said her voice turned into a whisper almost crying. "I am just a game at this point"she added. He walked to her. "I thought you'd learn by now harls. As much as you say we're a game...maybe we aren't. Maybe we're in this church for a reason. Have you even stopped loving me?"he asked. "No"she said shamefully crawling back to him. "Me neither "he said simply kissing her. For there first kiss this year it was sweet. So soft but lustful and so much love.

@fanfictionie : do you like when Harley gives more attention to the hyenas then you joker?

Harley- of course he's the ones who bought me them. And hyenas aren't cheap

Joker- Harley. If you haven't noticed nothing in our life is cheap. But no. Clearly not if I tried to kill them ones

Harley- YOU WHAT?!

Joker- pet them and give them love like there mommy does *rolls eyes shaking head while Harley smiled*