*EDITING!* Creepypasta X reader one shots *COMPLETED*

Bob

  You felt angry tears prickle at the back of your eyes as you squeezed the back of the wooden chair to the point that your knuckles turned white and the splinters were digging into your palms. Bob was once again being Bob and annoying the shit out of everyone. He tells the same story over and over again that was funny the first three times he said it. Now it was downright annoying, but you still listened to him patiently and nodded and laughed even though you can retell him the story word for word. You amazed everyone with the amount of patience you had with the arm-less creature who was funny, sweet, stupid, and had his smart moments and despite what anyone says he can protect himself and is not a complete dunce. That's not what made you angry, it was what happened between the creepypastas and Bob.
"And then when the guy saw me, he was like HELL YEAH I'M GOING TO GET THIS SHIT HEAD! And then he got in his car and went to hit me but I jumped over the car screaming SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKER--"
"FOR THE LOVE OF FUCKING ZALGO SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH!!" Jeff was tugging at his own hair while breathing heavily from anger
"What?" Bob the ever so oblivious one said seeming to piss him off even more
"What? What! WHAT!! THE HELL YOU MEAN WHAT!! I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT!!" Jeff lunged at Bob with his knife poised but Bob side stepped him and both jacks grabbed Jeff to hold him back from potentially making ribbons out of Bob
"Why did you try to stab me?" Jeff let out a yell of frustration
"THE FUCK YOU MEAN WHY?? CAUSE YOU WON'T SHUT THE FUCK UP SO I'LL MAKE YOU!!" Bob blinked before tilting his head and laughing very amused
"Why and how would you shut me up Jeffy boy?" The veins in Jeff's neck became more prominent as he tried in vain to get out of the two Jack's grip to get to him
"CUT YOUR TONGUE OUT AND FEED IT TO THE RATS YOU GREY FUCKTARD!!" Bob blinked and he didn't have that dumb look on his face and his face was blank and devoid of emotion
"But then I can't eat, I'll eventually die." Jeff cackled sadistically
"IF IT MEANS YOU'LL SHUT UP AND I DON'T HAVE TO HEAR YOU THEN SO BE IT!!" Bob took a tiny step back
"You don't want me to die, you don't mean it" Jeff growled baring his teeth
"YES THE FUCK I DO! I MEAN IT WITH EVERY FIBER OF MY BEING YOU STUPID ANNOYING SORRY EXCUSE OF A KILLER! I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY FACELESS KEEPS YOU! YOU SHOULD'VE BEEN DEAD A LONG TIME AGO YOU WASTE OF SPACE!" Bob stood stock still as he stared at Jeff
"That's a tad bit harsh..." Jeff was going to say something else but EJ beat him to the punch
"You truly are the most annoying creepypasta to ever walk this earth." Bob's head blinked his mouth turning into a sad frown.
"I'm not that annoying...." LJ said something this time
"Yes the fuck you are... and that's coming from me, LAUGHING Jack. You don't shut the hell up not even for a second that I want to bash your head in a wall and smash it with a brick." Bob's frown deepened
"It's true Bob..." Bob's mouth dropped as he whirled around and stared at Rake who was looking at him with a cold glare and slightly sympathetic eyes.
"You don't mean that Rake. I know you don't" Rake just shook his head
"It's true what they all said and I don't never agree with cut-face." He ignored the indignant 'hey' and continued talking " You say the same shit over and over like it's not funny anymore and never will anymore. You're so stupid too. You don't know the difference between dead and alive. You don't even know how to kill properly. You don't even have arms you fucking idiot." Bob looked truly hurt before letting out a harsh laugh

"Oh Rake... That's where you're wrong." They blinked before LJ face palmed
"Are you blind too? You have stubs not arms!" Bob said nothing as smoke surrounded him and when it cleared their mouths dropped. In place of Bob was a man with silver hair, an open hoodie with the hoodie on his head, no shirt, a nice pack, silver steel knives coming out of his knuckles like claws. He had tattoos on his chest and arms from his wrist. When he smiled you saw the rows of sharp teeth and when he looked up it was obsidian eyes with no white at all.
"I have no arms right? I mean, these." He holds up both arms "Don't count as arms I guess right, last time I checked something that goes up to your hips and has hands with five fingers at the end means you have an arm and a hand, but you know heh, who knows?" Everyone's jaw was still hitting the floor while you was wide-eyed staring at him. How come he never told you he can do that?
"Bob what-" Bob cut off Rake as he went to talk
"You were the last person I expected to say that Rake. Guess you can't trust no one. That was whether dumb of me to do don't you think?" He didn't let him answer the rhetorical question. "Speaking of stupid,I guess I'm the stupid fuck that trusted you guys, I'm the stupid fuck who tried to make friends and make you laugh, I'm the stupid fuck to annoy you, to get your attention since not one of you would look at me just label me as the stupid mule right?" No one said anything still in utter shock and Jeff stopped fighting as both Jack's let him go.
"I always thought you was stupid and retarded." Jeff said this and Bob smiled eerily at him and looked at the others
"I guess I am. I'm so stupid I know to clean serrated blades use an old toothbrush, and to remove rust and blood let it soak in kerosene, WD-40. vaseline or autosol for a few hours and use a rag to wipe it off." Jeff's knife clattered on the floor as he fixed his look on EJ "I'm so stupid I know that the endocrine system is the collection of glands that produce hormones that regulate metabolism, growth and development, tissue function, sexual function, reproduction, sleep, and mood, among other things. It's made up of the pituitary gland, thyroid gland, parathyroid glands, adrenal glands, pancreas, ovaries (in females) and testicles (in males) and the word endocrine derives from the Greek words "endo," meaning within, and "crinis," meaning to secrete. In general, a gland selects and removes materials from the blood, processes them and secretes the finished chemical product for use somewhere in the body. The endocrine system affects almost every organ and cell in the body." He rendered him speechless going to his last victim " The top ten most deadliest poisons in the world are Polonium, Botulinum Toxin, Batrachotoxin on an Arrow Poison Frog skin, VX, Tetrodotoxin, strychnine, cyanide, sarin, amatoxin and ricin. You should look them up." None of them had nothing to say. "But you know I'm stupid what do I know right?... RIGHT!!!" He got angry really quick and it caused them to flinch. He laughed bitterly and stomped over to the door and opened it "You of all people should know not to judge a book by it's cover." He slammed the door and st stock still in shock before sprinting up and running after him almost causing the door to fly off the hinges. You saw him going into the woods and you ran after him jumping on his back which he quickly grabbed you and turned you around so now you were facing him instead of on his back.
"Why didn't you tell me you can do this?" He just looked at you and hid his eyes with his bangs
"Didn't think you like it..." You were shocked
"Like it! I love it! It's so cool! I mean nothing beats the Bob I fell in love with when I met him that day in the woods, but this is great-" You stopped as you realized he was staring at you with a pink blush
"You what now?" You blinked and blushed crimson as you realized that you must of said I love you out loud.
"Uhhhh....Who am I kidding. I love you Bob, I fell in love with the real you, the armless, so called 'ditz' one. The one who is sweet, kind, funny, stupid, loving and protective all in one." Your eyes shoned brightly as you meant every word. He looked for any malice and there was none., He gave a genuine smile before smashing his lips against yours and tightening his hold on you. You happily kissed back and you both let go after awhile.
"There's a reason why I chose to have a human form..." You smiled at him
"What was it?"
"Being able to hold you in my arms, hug you, do things for you that I couldn't do with no arms." You gushed at him and kissed him again.
"You're such a sweetheart. i love both the real you and this form. I love all of you Bob."
"I love you too Y/N. Very much."
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Wow that was a long one-shot! I hope you like it though XD