Dirty Minded! Karma X Innocent! Reader

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Wut yu all bean waiting 4

*drum rolls*

The Pervy Karma and the smol cinnamon child :3

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It was a nice day, really.

It's summer so you guys decided to go to the beach with koro-sensei. Yes, all of the class are going, even karasuma and bitch-sensei

Now, you are wearing shorts then (f/c) stripes swimsuit. Everyone was drooling over your beautifulness and hotness.

Of course you, being innocent like you were born yesterday, didn't notice at all.

"Ne, (Y/n)-chan, I think some boys are drooling for you" Said kayano

"Huh? Why would they?" You asked

Her face went "(─▽─) right. Innocence. Right."

You just looked at her puzzled.

A certain red head came and did his "ninja moves"

He tripped on an "imaginary rock" and landed on you.

He smirked "Sorry~"

"It's fine. Can you get off me please?" You smiled

He put his hands on your legs and he felt you tensed

"Oops~ sorry again~"

"HEY KARMA GET OUTTA HERE!!"

He growled at kayano and left.

"What was that about?" You asked and kayano mentally face palmed

"You might be hungry. Let's get some treat shall we?"

"Sure. Ice cream can be nice"

While you and kayano bought ice cream

The boys watched you eat and lick it (Ohonhonhon (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I guess karma ain't the only one dirty minded here)

They all got nosebleed and some fainted.

You looked at them curious at why are they blushing.

Then kayano noticed "tch, pervs" she whispered

Sometimes kayano would really notice that karma is staring at your breasts

That's why she's keeping you away from that pervert

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"I would literally die if I see one more craziness on (y/n)!"

"Yeah~ hehehe~ too bad, she's too innocent to even like us :3"

"Duh, even if she's innocent, she can literally like a boy!"

"Oh? I guess it'll be me ;)"

You saw the boys talking about something that you didn't know when a voice called you

"Hi! I have a joke, what do you call a dirty insect?" The red head asked

"Um,I don't know"

"An ins*x" he smirked

"Huh? I don't get it"

"You know you would taste good!"

"Um..? Why?"

Karma ignores and tells another joke

"What does your melons taste? Cause it looks great (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"

"Sorry, we don't sell melons. But we can buy some at the market there (^ u ^)"

Kayano suddenly butts in surprisingly

"Oh sht *****!!"

"Ewwww! Karma wtf?!" Kayano yelled

You were now confused in this situation

"How come ***** can be bad? Isn't that another term for cat?"

"(Y/n)! Don't say that!" Kayano yelled

"What? P****?"

Karma was now bursting laughing while kayano dead panned

"It's... A bad word"

"Oh.... Sorry"

"Anyway! I'm here to ask (Y/n) a question. Will you be mine?" He grinned

You blushed "Um... Sure thing karma..."

"Yes! Nailed it!" He fist bumped and grinned yet again

"Another question. Can I come at your house? (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"

"Sure!" You smiled

"KARMA WTF?? YOU'RE SO GROSS! YOU PERV!"

"I'm (Y/n)'s perv (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"

"I hate being innocent..."

"Don't worry. I'll make you innocent no more!"

"Yay!" You clapped

"(͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)͡° ͜ʖ ͡°(͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)͡° ͜ʖ ͡°(͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"

"Karma don't you dare" kayano warned

"Huehuehuehuehuehue (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"

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Weird chapter?

Heh I know.

I was caught reading a lemon at skool :V and senpai omg he said I'm a hentai. He freaking called me a hentai ;-;

I am reading a lemon because my classmate dared me to. I was cringing every moment. Chills went down my spine. My life of innocent ends ;^;

Dun judge me! I no gusta lemon but it was guud ;)

Hehe no I do not gusta lemon
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Next up~

*Master Maid thingy

*Neko Reader

*Inu karma x neko reader

#when u lazy :U

Bai :3

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