" Veronica and Betty are so gay for each other" Vanessa's head was tilted back with a mouth full of frozen yogurt as she spoke. I don't know how she's still eating, so far shes had crepes, croissants, popcorn, a cupcake, and a medium frozen yogurt filled to the top.
I scrunched my face up as i watched her stuff her face with brownie chunks and triple chocolate fudge yogurt " im so full you're making me sick, how are you so skinny?" I huffed
" thats a great question" she shrugged " dude i swear Betty's mom is the one who killed the hot red head"
" I think its Cheryl but Bettys mom is a psycho bitch so it could go either way" i pushed my self off the couch and stretched my limbs " Dude we've been watching river dale for like 75 thousand hours lets do something"
" we watched like three episodes chill the fuck out" she giggled " oh fuck wait shut up look b and v are setting up that one cute dude with the messed up teeth from the football team" she bit her lip and huffed.
"Oh shit" i plopped back down on the couch and fixed my attention back on the show. Chuck Clayton was walking towards a set of steamy sliding doors and suddenly my jaw dropped. "Veronica fucking lodge." I punctuated. " Jesus she looks so good right there what the fuck" i breathed out.
"I think Im gay" The fabric of the couch made noises as she clenched the couch with her hands.
*Bzz bzz*
I ignored my phone and continued to watch the show, my eyes were glued to Veronica, i couldn't peel my eyes off the screen if i wanted too.
"Come on, lets get wet" Veronica stepped into the hot tub slowly, giving chuck a flirty look over her shoulder.
"Uh should we wait for betty to get here first?" He asked nervously
The side door opened taking both Veronica lodge and Chuck Clayton by surprise. They both looked ahead expecting the normal blonde preppy betty, but instead she had a black wig on and lingerie giving her a powerful sexy look.
Me and Vanessa both reached our hands over to each others laps, tapping on each others legs repeatedly " Ho-holy fuck look! Do you see her!" My breath hitched a little at the sight of Betty.
"Yup im gay." Vanessa took a big gulp, i could hear it traveling down her throat it was so big. " fucking christ im so gay right now"
*bzzzz bzzzzz*
I picked up my phone kind of annoyed because the show was clearly getting good and seen Lauren's precious face across my screen which caused me so smile.
"Hey babe" i pushed myself back off the couch and started to collect our garbage from the glass coffee table.
"Words cannot describe how bad i want to choke you right now" she sighed
" uhhh what" i quirked and eyebrow and laughed nervously as i threw everything into the trash bin managing to keep the silverware between my digits as i did so.
" you and V are all over twitter" she said dully " everyone thinks you guys are on a date or something"
I rolled my eyes and let out an annoyed breath" are you gonna get mad at me again?"
"No i just missed you and wanted to tell you im gonna be home super late again"
" i miss you too and thats fine just call me when you're ready to come home and don't drink to much this time my ass is still recovering" i giggled
